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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:8/01/2013
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Living in a van down by the river
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Level 210 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:505
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I just made this account, I deleted my old one because of a roll I made. I said I would delete it if I rolled a pony, and guess fucking what. New account, doesnt mean Im new here. Ive been coming to funnyjunk since 2002. Im a dedicated funnyjunkie.

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#31 - Comment 30, accidentally responded to my own. 12/19/2014 on This shit's so dank 0
#30 - Dank, hash and dabs. 12/19/2014 on This shit's so dank 0
#20 - Hey, we got something right. 12/19/2014 on This shit's so dank 0
#17 - In america, at least up here in Indiana we call it a "hot…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/19/2014 on This shit's so dank +3
#30 - deadfed (12/19/2014) [-]
Dank, hash and dabs.
User avatar #22 - WTFoldACCOUNTgone (12/19/2014) [-]
What up fellow Indy stoner
#31 - deadfed (12/19/2014) [-]
Comment 30, accidentally responded to my own.
User avatar #18 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (12/19/2014) [-]
we call it hotboxing in canada too
User avatar #21 - doublebbbone (12/19/2014) [-]
yay indiana!
#20 - deadfed (12/19/2014) [-]
Hey, we got something right.
#12 - At school we would always put a B and an R on the back of the … 12/13/2014 on Untitled (How Could This... +13
#705 - **deadfed used "*roll 6, pokemon*"** **deadfed rolls Turtwi… 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 0
#135 - If you clear your cookies and cache there wont be the informat… 12/13/2014 on Admin is love 0
#34 - *roll1* **** , I mustve forgotten how to roll.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on deadfed's profile 0
User avatar #36 - emptysuperman (12/13/2014) [-]
Admin changed how you roll.
User avatar #35 - emptysuperman (12/13/2014) [-]
Maybe its because youre on your profile.
#54 - Comment deleted 12/13/2014 on ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) 0
#33 - *roll 1*  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2014 on deadfed's profile 0
#34 - deadfed (12/13/2014) [-]
*roll1* Fuck, I mustve forgotten how to roll.
User avatar #36 - emptysuperman (12/13/2014) [-]
Admin changed how you roll.
User avatar #35 - emptysuperman (12/13/2014) [-]
Maybe its because youre on your profile.
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User avatar #25 - emptysuperman (12/05/2014) [-]
No balls.
#26 to #25 - deadfed (12/05/2014) [-]
No rolls, no risk, no game. The **** off my profile.
User avatar #27 to #26 - emptysuperman (12/07/2014) [-]
Exactly, you got no balls. Youre too cowardly to roll, rick, or to game.
#28 to #27 - deadfed (12/12/2014) [-]
Say what you want, Ive still got more proof I do than you.
User avatar #29 to #28 - emptysuperman (12/12/2014) [-]
Im sorry, what? I cant hear you over the echoing of your empty sack.

Roll, pussy.
#30 to #29 - deadfed (12/12/2014) [-]
See, you try to sound tough, but your badassery only goes as far as your insignificant brain thinks of it.
User avatar #31 to #30 - emptysuperman (12/12/2014) [-]
Why dont you show how cool you are and roll? You go then i go.
#32 to #31 - deadfed (12/13/2014) [-]
*roll 1* If roll becomes "7" (seven), rollers account gets deleted.
#33 to #32 - deadfed (12/13/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
#34 to #33 - deadfed (12/13/2014) [-]
*roll1* **** , I mustve forgotten how to roll.
User avatar #36 to #34 - emptysuperman (12/13/2014) [-]
Admin changed how you roll.
User avatar #35 to #34 - emptysuperman (12/13/2014) [-]
Maybe its because youre on your profile.
#23 - emptysuperman (08/20/2014) [-]
Looks like I just missed your 1 year anniversary of when you first came to FJ! Congrats! Does it feel like only a year since you first saw this site? DOES IT??
#24 to #23 - deadfed (08/31/2014) [-]
No, it more or less feels like watching a bunch of one year old monkeys trying to **** a football.
#14 - emptysuperman (04/30/2014) [-]
*Knock Knock*
You: *Pulls dick from mouth* "Who's there?"
Everyone in the world: "lol ur a fag!!"
You: "...yeah" *continues to gargle the semen of 7 men*
#15 to #14 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
At least Ive done something with my life.
#16 to #15 - emptysuperman (05/01/2014) [-]
>Implying I haven't
>Implying breaking the world record for most dicks sucked is "doing something with your life"
#18 to #16 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
>implying implifications
#17 to #16 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
>implying it isnt
>implying you arent just an emptyregularman
#19 to #17 - emptysuperman (05/01/2014) [-]
Maybe if you weren't so new I could take you seriously.
#20 to #19 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
I hope you die because of things.
#21 to #20 - emptysuperman (05/01/2014) [-]
What's that? I can't see your text through your blinding white username.
#22 to #21 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
Oh no, Im not angry, I just sincerely hope the end of you comes to a theater near you sometime soon.
#13 - deadfed (03/16/2014) [-]
**deadfed rolled a random image posted in comment #834659 at Friendly **
#10 - emptysuperman (02/17/2014) [-]
Oh, hello, newfriend! I see you've only been here since late 2013, do you want me to give you some help navigating the site in case you haven't quite got it down yet?
Oh, hello, newfriend! I see you've only been here since late 2013, do you want me to give you some help navigating the site in case you haven't quite got it down yet?
#11 to #10 - deadfed (03/02/2014) [-]
Ive been coming to funnyjunk since 2002.
#12 to #11 - emptysuperman (03/03/2014) [-]
That's not what your profile says.
That's not what your profile says.
#8 - emptysuperman (09/21/2013) [-]
I don't know if you know this, but there was another guy on FJ who had the same username as you. But he was such an enormous faggot his account killed itself. Just wanted you to know, in case that username was still infected with AIDS.
#9 to #8 - deadfed (09/21/2013) [-]
Still me, you worthless piece of **** .
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