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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/01/2013
Last Login:5/18/2015
Location:Living in a van down by the river
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I just made this account, I deleted my old one because of a roll I made. I said I would delete it if I rolled a pony, and guess fucking what. New account, doesnt mean Im new here. Ive been coming to funnyjunk since 2002. Im a dedicated funnyjunkie.

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#30 - The way I understood it when it was told to me, was that if it…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on got a virus again.. 0
#31 - noonelikesdan (05/18/2015) [-]
Basically also I'm pretty sure most commercial washing up liquids are ever so slightly corrosive.
#187 - Really what I find to be the biggest turn off about her is the…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on Tess Holiday has some... 0
User avatar #188 - codfourmotherfkers (05/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, I really don't find 9001 and 1 layers of make-up and tattoos attractive either; and you're right, being obese or overweight doesn't denote hideousness.
#185 - Sex isnt a very big priority for me. Ive had sex before, only …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Tess Holiday has some... 0
User avatar #186 - codfourmotherfkers (05/17/2015) [-]
I got ya man. You seem like a pretty cool dude.
#187 - deadfed (05/17/2015) [-]
Really what I find to be the biggest turn off about her is the caked on makeup and all the tattoos. Ive gotten over thinking fat women equals ugly women.
User avatar #188 - codfourmotherfkers (05/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, I really don't find 9001 and 1 layers of make-up and tattoos attractive either; and you're right, being obese or overweight doesn't denote hideousness.
#181 - Not really, but she doesnt look too bad. Yeah shes fat, and wo…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Tess Holiday has some... 0
User avatar #183 - codfourmotherfkers (05/17/2015) [-]
Well, pussy IS pussy, so you got that.
#185 - deadfed (05/17/2015) [-]
Sex isnt a very big priority for me. Ive had sex before, only been with one woman, but I know what its like and Im not that eager to find myself in a relationship again. I dont want to just fuck someone to fuck, Id rather be in a relationship where it would mean something, but like I said Im not that eager to be in a relationship again. Still, I look and this chick doesnt seem too bad to not bone.
User avatar #186 - codfourmotherfkers (05/17/2015) [-]
I got ya man. You seem like a pretty cool dude.
#187 - deadfed (05/17/2015) [-]
Really what I find to be the biggest turn off about her is the caked on makeup and all the tattoos. Ive gotten over thinking fat women equals ugly women.
User avatar #188 - codfourmotherfkers (05/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, I really don't find 9001 and 1 layers of make-up and tattoos attractive either; and you're right, being obese or overweight doesn't denote hideousness.
#12 - I didnt think that would hurt it, as long as you let it dry be…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2015 on got a virus again.. +1
#18 - noonelikesdan (05/17/2015) [-]
I don't think it will as long as there are no bubbles.
#30 - deadfed (05/18/2015) [-]
The way I understood it when it was told to me, was that if it dries youre fine, but if you try to turn it on while theres water on it the water will make connections that werent supposed to be made and short out the system. I imagine leftover soap scum would act as a conductor itself and if it were able to pass enough electricity it could short it out. I work on cars and I see a lot of times theres gunk around the terminals thats actually conductive. When youve got that gunk pulling electricity it can damage the battery.
#31 - noonelikesdan (05/18/2015) [-]
Basically also I'm pretty sure most commercial washing up liquids are ever so slightly corrosive.
#171 - Id **** her.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Tess Holiday has some... -1
User avatar #180 - codfourmotherfkers (05/17/2015) [-]
You'd probably fuck anything with a hole.
#181 - deadfed (05/17/2015) [-]
Not really, but she doesnt look too bad. Yeah shes fat, and would probably look a lot better without all that weight but shes not hideous.
User avatar #183 - codfourmotherfkers (05/17/2015) [-]
Well, pussy IS pussy, so you got that.
#185 - deadfed (05/17/2015) [-]
Sex isnt a very big priority for me. Ive had sex before, only been with one woman, but I know what its like and Im not that eager to find myself in a relationship again. I dont want to just fuck someone to fuck, Id rather be in a relationship where it would mean something, but like I said Im not that eager to be in a relationship again. Still, I look and this chick doesnt seem too bad to not bone.
User avatar #186 - codfourmotherfkers (05/17/2015) [-]
I got ya man. You seem like a pretty cool dude.
#187 - deadfed (05/17/2015) [-]
Really what I find to be the biggest turn off about her is the caked on makeup and all the tattoos. Ive gotten over thinking fat women equals ugly women.
User avatar #188 - codfourmotherfkers (05/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, I really don't find 9001 and 1 layers of make-up and tattoos attractive either; and you're right, being obese or overweight doesn't denote hideousness.
#14 - Is the CIA not the government? Now if I were to only point out…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on Eliminate your drug... +1
#68 - anonymous (05/07/2015) [-]
I felt that saying the whole gov does it was too broad.
#11 - Not to mention the seized drugs dont all just get burned or si…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2015 on Eliminate your drug... +1
#13 - anonymous (05/07/2015) [-]
Pretty much just the CIA pulling that kinda shit.
#14 - deadfed (05/07/2015) [-]
Is the CIA not the government? Now if I were to only point out the CIA Id be catching flak for that, but since I left it as a broad term such as simply 'the governement' youve still got a bone to pick with that. Shit happens though was my point.
#68 - anonymous (05/07/2015) [-]
I felt that saying the whole gov does it was too broad.
#56 - In order for a condom to fit on yourself, it is not just a fla…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2015 on Strippers & Prostitutes 0
#106 - draaaaiven (05/07/2015) [-]
lambskin condoms... wtf
#5 - Youre* 05/06/2015 on is this dead yet ? 0

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User avatar #41 - cluckycluckerson (03/29/2015) [-]
it says gullible on the ceiling, *****
#42 to #41 - deadfed (03/29/2015) [-]
That jokes as old as your mothers crusty cunt flaps.
User avatar #43 to #42 - cluckycluckerson (03/29/2015) [-]
keep your sick fantasies to yourself
#44 to #43 - deadfed (03/29/2015) [-]
Well you paint us a very vivid image of yourself and your family.
User avatar #45 to #44 - cluckycluckerson (03/29/2015) [-]
I thought I told you to stop stalking me
i'd block you if I wasnt enjoying it so much
User avatar #25 - emptysuperman (12/05/2014) [-]
No balls.
User avatar #46 to #25 - cluckycluckerson (03/29/2015) [-]
His ball level is -20% amirite
#47 to #46 - deadfed (03/29/2015) [-]
But yours is over 9000.
User avatar #47 to #47 - emptysuperman (04/21/2015) [-]
Hot!!!
#48 to #47 - deadfed (04/22/2015) [-]
Ive been thinking about you lately hott stuff.
#26 to #25 - deadfed (12/05/2014) [-]
No rolls, no risk, no game. The **** off my profile.
User avatar #27 to #26 - emptysuperman (12/07/2014) [-]
Exactly, you got no balls. Youre too cowardly to roll, rick, or to game.
#28 to #27 - deadfed (12/12/2014) [-]
Say what you want, Ive still got more proof I do than you.
User avatar #29 to #28 - emptysuperman (12/12/2014) [-]
Im sorry, what? I cant hear you over the echoing of your empty sack.

Roll, pussy.
#30 to #29 - deadfed (12/12/2014) [-]
See, you try to sound tough, but your badassery only goes as far as your insignificant brain thinks of it.
User avatar #31 to #30 - emptysuperman (12/12/2014) [-]
Why dont you show how cool you are and roll? You go then i go.
#32 to #31 - deadfed (12/13/2014) [-]
*roll 1* If roll becomes "7" (seven), rollers account gets deleted.
#33 to #32 - deadfed (12/13/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
#34 to #33 - deadfed (12/13/2014) [-]
*roll1* **** , I mustve forgotten how to roll.
User avatar #36 to #34 - emptysuperman (12/13/2014) [-]
Admin changed how you roll.
User avatar #35 to #34 - emptysuperman (12/13/2014) [-]
Maybe its because youre on your profile.
#23 - emptysuperman (08/20/2014) [-]
Looks like I just missed your 1 year anniversary of when you first came to FJ! Congrats! Does it feel like only a year since you first saw this site? DOES IT??
#24 to #23 - deadfed (08/31/2014) [-]
No, it more or less feels like watching a bunch of one year old monkeys trying to **** a football.
#14 - emptysuperman (04/30/2014) [-]
*Knock Knock*
You: *Pulls dick from mouth* "Who's there?"
Everyone in the world: "lol ur a fag!!"
You: "...yeah" *continues to gargle the semen of 7 men*
#15 to #14 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
At least Ive done something with my life.
#16 to #15 - emptysuperman (05/01/2014) [-]
>Implying I haven't
>Implying breaking the world record for most dicks sucked is "doing something with your life"
#18 to #16 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
>implying implifications
#17 to #16 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
>implying it isnt
>implying you arent just an emptyregularman
#19 to #17 - emptysuperman (05/01/2014) [-]
Maybe if you weren't so new I could take you seriously.
#20 to #19 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
I hope you die because of things.
#21 to #20 - emptysuperman (05/01/2014) [-]
What's that? I can't see your text through your blinding white username.
#22 to #21 - deadfed (05/01/2014) [-]
Oh no, Im not angry, I just sincerely hope the end of you comes to a theater near you sometime soon.
#13 - deadfed (03/16/2014) [-]
**deadfed rolled a random image posted in comment #834659 at Friendly **
#10 - emptysuperman (02/17/2014) [-]
Oh, hello, newfriend! I see you've only been here since late 2013, do you want me to give you some help navigating the site in case you haven't quite got it down yet?
Oh, hello, newfriend! I see you've only been here since late 2013, do you want me to give you some help navigating the site in case you haven't quite got it down yet?
#11 to #10 - deadfed (03/02/2014) [-]
Ive been coming to funnyjunk since 2002.
#12 to #11 - emptysuperman (03/03/2014) [-]
That's not what your profile says.
That's not what your profile says.
#8 - emptysuperman (09/21/2013) [-]
I don't know if you know this, but there was another guy on FJ who had the same username as you. But he was such an enormous faggot his account killed itself. Just wanted you to know, in case that username was still infected with AIDS.
#9 to #8 - deadfed (09/21/2013) [-]
Still me, you worthless piece of **** .
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