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#2 - endodoobiesmoke (10/10/2014) [-]
Cunninlynguists - Drunk Dial Feat Murs & Grieves kinda reminds me of the lyrics at 2:30 on this track
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User avatar #2 - livingunderarock (09/30/2014) [-]
Only because I don't have the pokeballs to seal the deal with gurls
#5 - He should just shave with some conditioner. Waxing hurts.  [+] (11 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Blackcat +2
User avatar #21 - Blargosnarf (09/30/2014) [-]
How the hell do you shave it properly!? Every time I do these red swellings appear, then the skin is FUCK sensitive, and the hairs grow back quickly, so either shave again and cause massive bleeding because of said swellings, or endure having my dick rub against miniature needles. And I'm a hairy dude, shit's everywhere, which is why I want to shave, but every time I do there's patched that I know I went over three fucking times that still have hairs on it.

I mean... I'm asking for a friend...
#37 - justleaving (09/30/2014) [-]
I shave onder the shower, first along the hair and then against it. Most of the time after drying there are some hairs left so gently dry shave the last hairs off. And I use showergel/soap as shavingcream (DON'T get it on your dick/near the top, it stings!!!) Oh, and I use Wilkinson Sword protector 3 blades, they have those safety wires across the blades, so you don't nipp of some skin. I use them for my face too.

But yeah, within 2-3 days I got stubs again.
User avatar #46 - zombifier (09/30/2014) [-]
can't let shit like veet and nair sit for too long, sensitive area, will start to burn fast
User avatar #48 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2014) [-]
It's the one specifically made for that area.
#31 - BloodAwaits (09/30/2014) [-]
Stop shaving against the grain, shower first so hair is softer and if all else fails get a trimmer. A clean trim looks better than 9 year old smooth anyways.
User avatar #34 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2014) [-]
>implying 9 year old smooth isn't the best
User avatar #29 - atomschlumpf (09/30/2014) [-]
Well I dunno how it is for you but my hairs have a direction in which they grow, mostly downwards (towards my feet). If I shave with the direction there's no problem. If I shave against it my crotch will get all these swellings, little fucking pimples and it itches like goddamn fucking piss.

Problem is, if you shave with the direction the hairs won't get cut down to the skin, so a little bit of hair is still there, but that's no problem for me, at least it's not like a fucking junngle. On the balls and shaft however you can mostly shave how you want, just be careful not to cut yourself. You can also grab the sack a little and strech the skin, makes it easier.

Also if you want none of that there's also hair removal creme, but I haven't much experience with that and I don't know if you can also use that for the balls and stuff but definitely for the crotch area. You can probably google that.

Any more questions?
#22 - levitatingscrotum (09/30/2014) [-]
Also, can you wax the other ares than just balls? Shaving is really the worst. Also asking for a friend of mine, ofc.
User avatar #24 - Silver Quantum (09/30/2014) [-]
there's this part on your face that grows hair too. it's called a beard. you can shave that too
User avatar #23 - RipperMan (09/30/2014) [-]
things might be easier for you, if you live up to your name that is
#17 - Done and done.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on Hey friends 0
#18 - nigasd (09/30/2014) [-]
Greatly appreciated man <33

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