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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:5/14/2011
Last Login:9/18/2014
Location:Texas
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Comment Ranking:#7301
Highest Content Rank:#4561
Highest Comment Rank:#3002
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#712 - So you're trying to make an argument that Canada is not part o… 12/12/2012 on American milk 0
#658 - But...but Canada is in America Be gentle I'm from Texas  [+] (5 new replies) 12/12/2012 on American milk 0
#703 - xxxansweredxxx (12/12/2012) [-]
No sir. Canada is in the continent North America. Not the United State of America.


Canada uses the Metric System. We use Imperial.

Picture totally unrelated.
User avatar #712 - dcooney (12/12/2012) [-]
So you're trying to make an argument that Canada is not part of America? Because I'm pretty sure America is the term for the whole, and is separated into a North and South.
User avatar #670 - themachineusmc (12/12/2012) [-]
TEXAS?!?!?! The only thing that comes fro Texas are Steers and Queers!!!! And I dont see no horns on you so that narrows it down!!!




love that movie: Fullmetal Jacket
User avatar #809 - undeadwill (12/12/2012) [-]
I'm a steer and queer. You fucking called nigga?
#675 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
*and you dont much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down.
#528 - Nothin beats two big ol American jugs. 12/11/2012 on Canadian Bagged Milk +16
#80 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2012 on Carlos posts in a nutshell +57
#109 - sheperdofthestars (12/06/2012) [-]
Hue
#106 - upunkpunk (12/06/2012) [-]
pun spic
#12 - Picture 12/06/2012 on Worms.. +22
#31 - But...Why would you blow up Tanner?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2012 on Fuck You & Your Stick... +13
User avatar #37 - theo is awsome (11/16/2012) [-]
we had to tie up all our loose ends
#200 - Proportionally, this dude is HUNG 11/15/2012 on fapped +35
#39 - This happened to my friend sadly. He injected marijuana just o…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2012 on Dating in the1960's +11
User avatar #41 - vortexrain (11/14/2012) [-]
omg, Did he died later?
#80 - They say that underneath his hat is another fist  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2012 on Slash's Top Hat +14
#121 - blahdudeblah (11/09/2012) [-]
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, for no razor can stand up to the metallic wire his face naturally extrudes, instead, he shoves his face into a lawnmower for a little under ten seconds.

Why less than ten seconds? Because he has yet to find a lawnmower that can take more than eight or nine seconds before it breaks down.
#32 - I had a kid do this to me in first grade, climbed right under … 11/08/2012 on Oh God What +20
#35 - Oldest trick in the book 11/07/2012 on House to myself +74
#105 - HE HAS SPOKEN 11/06/2012 on do it +4
#101 - Tis a fine example of one of OPs many many dildos 11/06/2012 on launching the gaydar in... +5
#97 - I am not the cleverest of men, but I'm going to assume that I … 11/06/2012 on do it +16
#264 - Puttin a naked picture on funnyjunk releases a primal instinct… 11/06/2012 on I love Victorious +15
#96 - What is going on with those hands?? and don't say someone … 11/05/2012 on So my I heard my brother... 0
#140 - Suppose you waited until 12:01 a.m. (technically the next day)… 11/05/2012 on Birthday +9
#30 - Comment deleted 11/03/2012 on Mine 0
#91 - Picture 11/02/2012 on magical +8
#214 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2012 on Detention Slips -2
User avatar #218 - lolshadowjewtwo (10/31/2012) [-]
Fucking talented five year old.
It's the only one where I didn't have to read it over again.
#88 - Picture 10/24/2012 on Da Fuq did I just read +10
#42 - NOPE, **** that thing, get away from that thing 10/23/2012 on Dear God, I would like to... +2
#5 - I LOVE it when my dog goes on his running sprees. 10/22/2012 on Worth the watch +1
#63 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/22/2012 on Wait, What +26
#106 - anonymous (10/22/2012) [-]
Minecraft.
#92 - tiaatortilla (10/22/2012) [-]
#91 - tiaatortilla (10/22/2012) [-]
#90 - anonymous (10/22/2012) [-]
You dirty little fucker, you sick cunt
#92 - The 89 actually has a more powerful processor, the nsprire was… 10/21/2012 on ti-89 during math test 0
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