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dbowveng

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:6/15/2011
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Montana
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#45 - Accept the trade, then quickly decline so he left clicks to eat it.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Press 555 to attend... 0
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#54 - deltoraquest (01/10/2016) [-]
can't eat eggs dude

legs ain't hot enough
#63 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
more
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#84 - deltoraquest (01/10/2016) [-]
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
#62 - Also keep in mind that I was on Impossible, so if you're on a …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on I don't know what i expected 0
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#63 - emiyashirou (01/09/2016) [-]
Man, I'm playing on the lowest difficulty, and this game is already fucking bullshit. I keep getting 7 misses every turn with 65% or higher hit chances, then fucking one-shotted by enemies with 1% hit chances. Ironman not letting me reload in such bullshit cases kills me hard (I've lost twice on the first alien base assault and had to start a New Game. First time because 12 fucking chrysalids and 8 floaters came at me at the same time, second time because I missed 20 times in a row on the sectoid commander)
#60 - This was liiiike... Month 3 or 4 I think. I still have beam we…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on I don't know what i expected 0
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#61 - emiyashirou (01/09/2016) [-]
Jesus, I don't even have beam weapons yet (think it's like 7 more days until the research finishes?) and I'm on month 3. RIP me.
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#62 - dbowveng (01/09/2016) [-]
Also keep in mind that I was on Impossible, so if you're on a lower difficulty, it may not be that bad.
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#63 - emiyashirou (01/09/2016) [-]
Man, I'm playing on the lowest difficulty, and this game is already fucking bullshit. I keep getting 7 misses every turn with 65% or higher hit chances, then fucking one-shotted by enemies with 1% hit chances. Ironman not letting me reload in such bullshit cases kills me hard (I've lost twice on the first alien base assault and had to start a New Game. First time because 12 fucking chrysalids and 8 floaters came at me at the same time, second time because I missed 20 times in a row on the sectoid commander)
#44 - I "accidentally" let my Assault die for this. 01/09/2016 on I don't know what i expected +4
#43 - You never forget your first  [+] (6 new replies) 01/09/2016 on I don't know what i expected +4
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#57 - emiyashirou (01/09/2016) [-]
Jesus, I'm on month 3 of Long War, when do those fucking things start showing up? 67 fucking hp, and I'm assuming it one-shots you?
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#60 - dbowveng (01/09/2016) [-]
This was liiiike... Month 3 or 4 I think. I still have beam weapons, so it wasn't that late.
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#61 - emiyashirou (01/09/2016) [-]
Jesus, I don't even have beam weapons yet (think it's like 7 more days until the research finishes?) and I'm on month 3. RIP me.
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#62 - dbowveng (01/09/2016) [-]
Also keep in mind that I was on Impossible, so if you're on a lower difficulty, it may not be that bad.
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#63 - emiyashirou (01/09/2016) [-]
Man, I'm playing on the lowest difficulty, and this game is already fucking bullshit. I keep getting 7 misses every turn with 65% or higher hit chances, then fucking one-shotted by enemies with 1% hit chances. Ironman not letting me reload in such bullshit cases kills me hard (I've lost twice on the first alien base assault and had to start a New Game. First time because 12 fucking chrysalids and 8 floaters came at me at the same time, second time because I missed 20 times in a row on the sectoid commander)
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#45 - thechosentroll (01/09/2016) [-]
Yes, that's how mental scars work.
#73 - The selflessness is great and all Seriously, there's som… 01/03/2016 on a year of waaa 0
#102 - I have no idea why it uploaded so blurry... 12/16/2015 on Returning to FunnyJunk 0
#101 - Better than the one I found in Fallout 4...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2015 on Returning to FunnyJunk +1
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#102 - dbowveng (12/16/2015) [-]
I have no idea why it uploaded so blurry...
#95 - This kills the Beagle 12/15/2015 on vagina +2
#139 - But there is a .45 Magnum cartridge and it can be fired by the…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on new gun control rules can... +4
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#153 - amalone (12/06/2015) [-]
I can promise you that the black kids didn't know that.

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#30 - Merde ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
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#29 - Thevaultboy (10/11/2012) [-]
**Thevaultboy rolled a random image posted in comment #60292 at Pokemon **
User avatar #28 - blackoutats (03/22/2012) [-]
dicks
#17 - gerdinn (09/29/2011) [-]
YOUR BLUE TEXT
#12 - poemspamminganon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #13 to #20 - dbowveng (09/23/2011) [-]
I don't know what I did to deserve this poem, but It was very well-written and greatly appreciated!
#14 to #21 - poemspamminganon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #15 to #22 - dbowveng (09/23/2011) [-]
But I wanna know what I did though... haven't posted on the thread in like 6 hours...
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User avatar #11 - action (09/17/2011) [-]
**action rolled user thornberry **
You have been murdered.
Kill the user rolled above by posting this on their page, and you will get your soul back and revive
User avatar #10 - ttritt (09/17/2011) [-]
**ttritt rolled user justforpony **
You have been murdered.
Kill the user rolled above by posting this on their page, and you will get your soul back and revive.
#9 - gigapower ONLINE (09/13/2011) [-]
**gigapower rolled a random image** this is mfw I rape you.
#4 - FightClub (09/13/2011) [-]
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hey you

howd you get blue text
User avatar #5 to #12 - dbowveng (09/13/2011) [-]
Sang Art of the Dress on the pony thread.
#6 to #13 - FightClub (09/13/2011) [-]
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i thought it was supposed to be yellow text

******* Dr. Manhattan, lying to me
User avatar #7 to #14 - dbowveng (09/13/2011) [-]
that was a mulan song.
User avatar #8 to #15 - FightClub (09/13/2011) [-]
yellow is a mulan song?
User avatar #1 - frogie (08/22/2011) [-]
Rs-related name? Sorry if I'm wrong.
User avatar #2 to #7 - dbowveng (08/22/2011) [-]
ur right, used to play runescape.
User avatar #20 to #8 - plzmom (10/08/2011) [-]
cant belive i actually used to play that...
User avatar #3 to #8 - frogie (08/22/2011) [-]
Haha, I still play.
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