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#24 - It's like Tumblr in real life  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on Emo Phillips +2
User avatar #25 - hauntzor (09/17/2014) [-]
In case anyone cares, the blog in that pic has been confirmed as a troll blog.
#2 - I think you need to be in Creative Mode to do that.  [+] (10 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Stress digging +443
#21 - rakogoki (09/16/2014) [-]
>minecraft mentioned
>remember that minecraft has officially been bought by microsoft
>remember the good times back when notch cared about his game
>remember that its all over now
many sads were shed that day.
User avatar #59 - crampers (09/16/2014) [-]
>remember the good times back when notch cared about his game

So basically back in 2011, right around new year where he passed the responsibility of the game unto Jens
User avatar #31 - severepwner (09/16/2014) [-]
Cry me a fucking river. I hate emos like you.

Oh boohoo a successful corporation which made a console and the computer you're using bought the rights to your favorite game.

You're just like those fucking crybabies who act like Facebook buying the rights to Oculus actually fucking mattered.
#66 - kallesmange (09/16/2014) [-]
90% of the post i see online is complaints about shit people should not care about, and i get what you are saying, but with that much rage what do you realy think you will achive by posting?
#61 - destroyerofcheese (09/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, Microsoft TOTALLY never fucks it up when they buy game companies.
#46 - darthblam (09/16/2014) [-]
Sure it's a kind of whiny complaint, but emo?
Simple complaints don't instantly make a guy emo.
Idiots that dress in full black and hate the world by cutting themselves are emo. Or goth.. but it's practically the same shit.
inb4 goth kids are like "It's not the same!"
That's a reference to South Park, not an actual "inb4", really.
User avatar #32 - rakogoki (09/16/2014) [-]
actually my complaints arent completely about microsoft buying the company. like anon said, minecraft died long ago when notch pretty much gave up making his own game and handed the reigns over to jeb.
#23 - 4chan refugee (09/16/2014) [-]
"Back when Notch cared", exactly, this is why I don't mind microshaft buying it, Notch hadn't given a shit for the longest time, so we either have:
1. Microsoft fucks up, but so what? Don't update the game.
2. Microsoft doesn't fuck up and shit actually gets done.
#14 - ghostyss (09/16/2014) [-]
still not gonna work...
User avatar #18 - thecraftedmine (09/16/2014) [-]
yes you can, ever play a game called minecraft?

or do you play that shitty version on the xbox?
#4 - ************************* !!!  [+] (12 new replies) 09/15/2014 on the heart locker +109
#53 - thelastelephant (09/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #43 - ninjapieguy (09/15/2014) [-]
A friend of mine had modded his game so that he could spawn in enemies, and he'd commonly do this. We'd just be minding our own business,waiting for the vault to open, and there'd suddenly be 10 bulldozers right in the middle of the lobby.

We aren't friends anymore.
#36 - thealmightyantler (09/15/2014) [-]
Well at least N.I.G.G.E.R. didn't join!
#40 - 4chan refugee (09/15/2014) [-]
>playing on console
#48 - ztron (09/15/2014) [-]
You can see his mouse on the lower right corner man, but it does depress me to have payday 2 on the pc and xbox and to know I can't enjoy the xbox version knowing how weak sauce it feels next to the pc with all its addons.
User avatar #76 - thealmightyantler (09/15/2014) [-]
I have PC and Xbox and took that screenshot yesterday. Xbox sucks compared to PC.
#45 - 4chan refugee (09/15/2014) [-]
Not being an annoying, elitist faggot? It's probably a foreign concept to you.
#28 - 4chan refugee (09/15/2014) [-]
No lie, this actually happened to a few friends and I. We were in Firestarter day 2, pro overkill, and since day 1 we had noticed that the game had been more difficult than usual. We were high-level too, around 70-80, so playing pro overkill heists was the norm for us as lower missions just don't pay out enough. This was on ps3 btw, before the first big-ass patch that hit a few months ago.

Anyways we managed to get the server open and were about to finish the mission, we exit the offices from the right side when SIX bulldozers RUSH right into us. I died before I even knew what happened. Kinda raged too, cause I hadn't seen them all and thought I was killed by only one, damn dozers running single-file like Star Wars sandpeople. It was only when the camera switched to my buddies that I realized the horror that had been unleashed on us.

Needless to say, we did not complete day 2.
#44 - kazene (09/15/2014) [-]
Something similar happened to us on an easy level mission. I forget the mission ranking system cuz I havent played in awhile but at the MOST we should have been going against the SWAT teams and shield guys. Thats it . My friend and I were doing the bank level, like the starter one thats pretty much become the most basic level for most missions, and keep in mind there is only one day for this mission to be completed. The entire time, we're wiping the floor with cops, and we just got the money bags freed from the vault. So we're going back and forth, got a little system going with delivering the bags, when out of NOWHERE all fucking hell breaks loose. The top tier cops, or Robocops as we call 'em, appear as we're making our way down the street. My buddy and I are running towards the truck to get done with the mission but are stuck behind a car. We then realize there's a fucking money bag still in the bank and some asshole Robocop took it and hauled ass. We consider going back and then BOOM, 3 Bulldozers out of nowhere drop my ass and proceed to mutilate my friend. Somehow he survives, with the NPC's backing us up, picks me up and we just say "fuck it" and complete the mission. It was supposed to be a low level mission... IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THAT, GODDAMMIT.
User avatar #27 - roflstorm (09/15/2014) [-]
pls no
User avatar #26 - jellybob (09/15/2014) [-]
pls no
User avatar #20 - sonicschall (09/15/2014) [-]
pls no
#16 - You must not have played GTA. 09/15/2014 on Oops, our bad! +17
#50 - I'm actually watching Vegeta's Pride right now. 08/28/2014 on MFW my wife needs help in... +1
#4 - Do you have Gage Weapon Pack 1 or Shotgun pack? If so, you can…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Payday logic 0
User avatar #5 - ideletedmyotherone (08/28/2014) [-]
I'm playing on console, as my computer is running circa 2011 hardware. I'm lucky there's even been updates for that version.
#32 - rumpsalva (08/28/2014) [-]
#6 - 4chan refugee (08/28/2014) [-]
>Doesn't stealth bank heist
User avatar #12 - migaelz (08/28/2014) [-]
I'm almost on I-100 myself and play with a few V-100 friends... they say that bank heist is boring and that the only fun way to do it is actually loud. but in general it's one of the least interesting maps. and I agree. its a map that can be stealthed in less than 2 minutes and then you wait endlessly for the drill...

popular missions would e diamond store for the fast 30% stealth bonus. then firestarter, framing frame and then rats. big bank seems to be decently popular on occasion with the experienced players too..

shunned maps : mallcrashers, transport missions (especially with the train heist).
User avatar #16 - trostell (08/28/2014) [-]
Did they change Diamond Store's stealth bonus? It used to be 40%
User avatar #18 - migaelz (08/28/2014) [-]
yup, firestarters gives 40% if you stealth day 2 and 3. framing frame gives 50%
User avatar #27 - trostell (08/28/2014) [-]
I was asking about Diamond Store, not Firestarter. Though Firestarter is actually easier to stealth now than it used to be. Maybe it's just because I've done it already...
User avatar #10 - ideletedmyotherone (08/28/2014) [-]
Sweet Tooth dude was not a good Ghost.
#50 - How do you not have 99 Slayer?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on 420xXxHybrid +1
User avatar #73 - sniffythebird (08/17/2014) [-]
I trained a lot of combat outside of slayer early on, plus nightmare zone.
#15 - I think he's LiTeRaLlY dYiNg, actually. 07/26/2014 on Russian mobsters be like. +7
#4 - Are thee still a thing? 07/26/2014 on Oreos 0
#16 - Put 3 bags in a 24 oz cup, add sugar, and hit the hot water bu…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2014 on 'merica +5
User avatar #38 - IamSofaKingdom (07/26/2014) [-]
Why negative thumbs? The posts asks and he stated how he makes it.
#20 - romdomcom (07/25/2014) [-]

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User avatar #13 to #20 - dbowveng (09/23/2011) [-]
I don't know what I did to deserve this poem, but It was very well-written and greatly appreciated!
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User avatar #15 to #22 - dbowveng (09/23/2011) [-]
But I wanna know what I did though... haven't posted on the thread in like 6 hours...
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User avatar #11 - action (09/17/2011) [-]
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Kill the user rolled above by posting this on their page, and you will get your soul back and revive
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#4 - FightClub (09/13/2011) [-]
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hey you

howd you get blue text
User avatar #5 to #12 - dbowveng (09/13/2011) [-]
Sang Art of the Dress on the pony thread.
#6 to #13 - FightClub (09/13/2011) [-]
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i thought it was supposed to be yellow text

******* Dr. Manhattan, lying to me
User avatar #7 to #14 - dbowveng (09/13/2011) [-]
that was a mulan song.
User avatar #8 to #15 - FightClub (09/13/2011) [-]
yellow is a mulan song?
User avatar #1 - frogie (08/22/2011) [-]
Rs-related name? Sorry if I'm wrong.
User avatar #2 to #7 - dbowveng (08/22/2011) [-]
ur right, used to play runescape.
User avatar #20 to #8 - plzmom (10/08/2011) [-]
cant belive i actually used to play that...
User avatar #3 to #8 - frogie (08/22/2011) [-]
Haha, I still play.
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