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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/09/2011
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#17 - Did somebody call? 07/02/2015 on TITLE +1
#311 - Isn't this just a pacemaker but with multiple probes? You can … 05/20/2015 on Technology Breakthroughs 0
#180 - Interesting...This could be just like giving CPR.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on Technology Breakthroughs 0
User avatar #181 - sugoi (05/20/2015) [-]
Except without the making out part.
#2062 - I used to shop at Best Way. I lived at The School at Spring G… 02/25/2015 on Where is FJ from? 0
#1946 - I'm about a mile from the A&T farm. Pass it every day on …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Where is FJ from? 0
User avatar #2059 - shadowraper (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm actually going back in the summer, thankfully. Either Poli Sci or Chrmistry. Haven't decided yet. Hopefully won't end up staying there too long, would love to transfer to UNC. I'm actually from Greensboro and my family lives right near Best Way so I just stayed at home.
User avatar #2062 - dazzles (02/25/2015) [-]
I used to shop at Best Way. I lived at The School at Spring Garden for a year. Sounds awesome about school though. I hope you get to transfer to UNC, great school. But I don't need to tell you that.
#1732 - Went to UNCG. Graduated a couple of years ago, now I live off…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Where is FJ from? 0
User avatar #1750 - shadowraper (02/23/2015) [-]
Oh, so right near A&T. I wen't to UNCG as well back in 2012 and 2013, thinking about going back next semester, though.
User avatar #1946 - dazzles (02/23/2015) [-]
I'm about a mile from the A&T farm. Pass it every day on my way to work. I was also at UNCG in 2012-2013, however I was a hermit due to heavy class loads. I probably saw you around campus, especially if you lived on it. I lived in South Spencer.

You should absolutely go back!! What do you want to go back for?
User avatar #2059 - shadowraper (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm actually going back in the summer, thankfully. Either Poli Sci or Chrmistry. Haven't decided yet. Hopefully won't end up staying there too long, would love to transfer to UNC. I'm actually from Greensboro and my family lives right near Best Way so I just stayed at home.
User avatar #2062 - dazzles (02/25/2015) [-]
I used to shop at Best Way. I lived at The School at Spring Garden for a year. Sounds awesome about school though. I hope you get to transfer to UNC, great school. But I don't need to tell you that.
#1195 - So I live less than four miles away from the username shadowraper O.O  [+] (6 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Where is FJ from? 0
User avatar #1651 - shadowraper (02/22/2015) [-]
Wow no shit, really? Where in the gboroizzle?
User avatar #1732 - dazzles (02/22/2015) [-]
Went to UNCG. Graduated a couple of years ago, now I live off of McConnell
User avatar #1750 - shadowraper (02/23/2015) [-]
Oh, so right near A&T. I wen't to UNCG as well back in 2012 and 2013, thinking about going back next semester, though.
User avatar #1946 - dazzles (02/23/2015) [-]
I'm about a mile from the A&T farm. Pass it every day on my way to work. I was also at UNCG in 2012-2013, however I was a hermit due to heavy class loads. I probably saw you around campus, especially if you lived on it. I lived in South Spencer.

You should absolutely go back!! What do you want to go back for?
User avatar #2059 - shadowraper (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm actually going back in the summer, thankfully. Either Poli Sci or Chrmistry. Haven't decided yet. Hopefully won't end up staying there too long, would love to transfer to UNC. I'm actually from Greensboro and my family lives right near Best Way so I just stayed at home.
User avatar #2062 - dazzles (02/25/2015) [-]
I used to shop at Best Way. I lived at The School at Spring Garden for a year. Sounds awesome about school though. I hope you get to transfer to UNC, great school. But I don't need to tell you that.
#10148237 - *Puff of smoke* You have been Dazzled. 12/05/2014 on Autism Board 0
#3969 - 23. Nurse. I've recently lost 50 lb, and I'm…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Open up to your family +2
#3987 - anonasuser (11/14/2014) [-]
keep on keeping on
20 pounds aint shit after already losing 50
it's gonna be okay lil nigga
User avatar #3984 - oehni (11/14/2014) [-]
u can do it mane! just believe in yourself, my utmost respect to anyone that manages to successfully get to a healthy weight
#42 - Except it's not your ******* money.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on Taxes +75
User avatar #121 - Maroon (10/30/2014) [-]
ahahaaa, fuckin' told

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User avatar #233 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #225 - pyrain (03/03/2013) [-]
what would you want for your egg hoarders?
User avatar #226 to #225 - dazzles (03/03/2013) [-]
Badges.
User avatar #227 to #226 - pyrain (03/03/2013) [-]
how about 5 lvl 1 fj badges and 1 lvl 2 for all the hoarders?
User avatar #228 to #227 - dazzles (03/03/2013) [-]
You would only get 4 of the 5. And I can get 15 badges a lot faster, and they are worth a lot less than 1 hoarder.
User avatar #229 to #228 - pyrain (03/03/2013) [-]
Well yeah, that's what I meant about all. Minus 1 for unique of course ^^" I could trade you all but 1 of the lvl 1's and 1 lvl 2 possibly?
User avatar #230 to #229 - pyrain (03/03/2013) [-]
> . < I keep forgetting to put in the rest of the thought processes...sorry I'm very tired ^^" but let me know what you think about the trade offer.
User avatar #231 to #230 - dazzles (03/03/2013) [-]
I just got a really nice offer that involves multiple lvl 3s, so I'm going to take it.
User avatar #232 to #231 - pyrain (03/03/2013) [-]
np :3
User avatar #219 - sexymossantamby (02/22/2013) [-]
selling ur met books?
User avatar #220 to #219 - dazzles (02/22/2013) [-]
Sure. I don't use them.
User avatar #221 to #220 - sexymossantamby (02/22/2013) [-]
cool :) anything in peticular ud like for them?
User avatar #222 to #221 - dazzles (02/22/2013) [-]
I'm really trying to collect badges at the moment. But anything that sells easily like RITs or coal will do just fine.
User avatar #218 - dazzl (02/22/2013) [-]
Thanks <3
User avatar #217 - dazzl (02/22/2013) [-]
Omg, you have the best name ever and you're unbelievably generous!
You're my new hero :3
User avatar #216 to #215 - dazzles (02/22/2013) [-]
Dang, I am unlucky with ratios XD
User avatar #223 to #216 - strongslotmachine (02/22/2013) [-]
Its still better than the base ratio of 3:1
So as long as you don't fall below that, its decent
#214 - thatslovesnayytay **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#209 - strongslotmachine (02/10/2013) [-]
Sorry it took a while, went to my 5 year old cousins birthday party today

I won't be on much tomorrow because I'm going to my own birthday party with the family.
User avatar #210 to #209 - dazzles (02/10/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday then <3

Have a great day!
User avatar #201 - ilikerapingmen (01/21/2013) [-]
can i buy your god gem?
User avatar #202 to #201 - dazzles (01/21/2013) [-]
Not for sale, sorry.
User avatar #203 to #202 - ilikerapingmen (01/21/2013) [-]
if you lemme buy it

i'll provide free god gem service to you whenever i am online
User avatar #204 to #203 - dazzles (01/21/2013) [-]
Or, I can keep it, and provide free god gem service to you whenever I'm online. I realize I got incredibly lucky, and I'm not willing to part with it.
User avatar #205 to #204 - ilikerapingmen (01/21/2013) [-]
if you change your mind

go to funnyjunk.com/user/iloverapingmen
and send me a trade
#200 - iedude (01/18/2013) [-]
send for it.
#199 - strongslotmachine (01/18/2013) [-]
Honestly, not a good ratio.
BUT 4/5 of the 500s worked, so You got a good lot of rits and demonic.
User avatar #190 - meelo (01/17/2013) [-]
Thanks :D But I do not remember you :$
User avatar #191 to #190 - dazzles (01/17/2013) [-]
We discussed the awesomness of LOK and our anxiousness to see it. I remember because of your name and you gave me the 'be the leaf' gif.
User avatar #192 to #191 - meelo (01/17/2013) [-]
Aaah. Yea, I remember now :D How are you?
User avatar #193 to #192 - dazzles (01/17/2013) [-]
Doing well...bummed that season 2 isn't until April or May.


How about yourself?
User avatar #194 to #193 - meelo (01/17/2013) [-]
Ah okay. Just finished Dexter, so I'm good for a while. But I'm good :D Never knew you collected items.
User avatar #195 to #194 - dazzles (01/17/2013) [-]
I must say I never expected to run into you again XD
User avatar #196 to #195 - meelo (01/17/2013) [-]
Hehe, I didn't even remember you on first sight, so yea what are the odds :D
User avatar #197 to #196 - dazzles (01/17/2013) [-]
Apparently, pretty damn good. Need anything else just look me up. I'm always happy to help.

But for now, I actually have to go to work D:

BOO.
User avatar #198 to #197 - meelo (01/17/2013) [-]
Awh, looking for a God Gem, but even people with 6+ of them are not willing to sell them.

Gl :D
#187 - itemmaaan (01/17/2013) [-]
Are you selling bubble statue, magic sundae, or any of your coins?
User avatar #188 to #187 - dazzles (01/17/2013) [-]
I'll part with one of the bubble statues, and any of the coins as long as you leave at least 1 of each kind.
#189 to #188 - itemmaaan (01/17/2013) [-]
Alright
User avatar #183 - renreg (12/01/2012) [-]
I have some corrupt souls for sale, I'm looking for gold ore.
Send an offer :)
User avatar #175 - feferest (11/27/2012) [-]
How much for all your dupe tokens
User avatar #176 to #175 - dazzles (11/27/2012) [-]
All dupes for 3 pony bones?
User avatar #178 to #176 - feferest (11/27/2012) [-]
are you selling RITs too? If yes, say for what
User avatar #177 to #176 - feferest (11/27/2012) [-]
ok, I wil send it
#179 to #177 - dazzles (11/27/2012) [-]
Thank you sir, it has been a privilege .
User avatar #180 to #179 - feferest (11/27/2012) [-]
Are you selling RITs too? What for them? :D
User avatar #181 to #180 - dazzles (11/27/2012) [-]
Now those I'm going to hold onto for awhile.
User avatar #182 to #181 - feferest (11/27/2012) [-]
Oh, okay
#120 - thelonelyfeel (11/13/2012) [-]
O________________________________O   
I was not aware you had so many awesome items, further in our friendship I will pester you about scratching my tickets and 			****		.    
   
But anyway I have a reaction image for just about anything so our convos will be lively.
O________________________________O
I was not aware you had so many awesome items, further in our friendship I will pester you about scratching my tickets and **** .

But anyway I have a reaction image for just about anything so our convos will be lively.
User avatar #121 to #120 - dazzles (11/13/2012) [-]
Ha ha. I got super lucky. But anytime just send me a trade and I'll make sure to provide screenshots and all the items back. I'm getting pretty fast at it ^-^
User avatar #165 to #161 - dazzles (11/19/2012) [-]
I love NPH, and elmo, and the movie White Chicks XD
#167 to #165 - thelonelyfeel (11/19/2012) [-]
No white chick gifs but here.
No white chick gifs but here.
#171 to #167 - dazzles (11/19/2012) [-]
The dancing guy that it won't let me reply to, that is from the movie white chicks
The dancing guy that it won't let me reply to, that is from the movie white chicks
#172 to #171 - thelonelyfeel (11/19/2012) [-]
I did not even notice.
I did not even notice.
User avatar #173 to #172 - dazzles (11/19/2012) [-]
It is a deleted scene. That is probably why XD I have to go. Lots to accomplish before I go to work. BAI!
#174 to #173 - thelonelyfeel (11/19/2012) [-]
Peace out
Peace out
User avatar #123 to #121 - thelonelyfeel (11/13/2012) [-]
Yep lol it gets interesting, nothing new was released when I was playing last though, lots of goals now. But I gtg for a little a friend came over be back.
User avatar #124 to #123 - dazzles (11/13/2012) [-]
Good luck! And have fun with your friend. I have work again tonight so I may not be on for the rest of the night.
#127 to #124 - thelonelyfeel (11/14/2012) [-]
I reached my 10mil goal, so that means I gained 10mil in 1 day. WOOT now I'm going for a special fab gem.
User avatar #128 to #127 - dazzles (11/14/2012) [-]
Dude that is a **** ton of points for one day....nice.
User avatar #129 to #128 - thelonelyfeel (11/14/2012) [-]
I am good at what I do.
User avatar #130 to #129 - dazzles (11/14/2012) [-]
I'm good at...I guess math XD
User avatar #131 to #130 - thelonelyfeel (11/14/2012) [-]
I am only good at math when it comes to captchas XD
User avatar #132 to #131 - dazzles (11/14/2012) [-]
And that is only because of the practice XD
User avatar #133 to #132 - thelonelyfeel (11/14/2012) [-]
Lol

So what's new with ya?
User avatar #134 to #133 - dazzles (11/14/2012) [-]
Studying for a test tomorrow. But being distracted by items. And annoyed that the IM messenger isn't working again XD

What about you?
User avatar #135 to #134 - thelonelyfeel (11/14/2012) [-]
Enjoying no school XD

Just collecting items and living day to day.
User avatar #136 to #135 - dazzles (11/14/2012) [-]
I'm in my last year of college...I'm looking forward to no homework....I need to catch up on my pottermore
User avatar #137 to #136 - thelonelyfeel (11/14/2012) [-]
What is pottermore?
and what are you in college for?
User avatar #138 to #137 - dazzles (11/14/2012) [-]
Pottermore is like going through Hogwarts from the Harry Potter series. It is awesome, and now the entire second book is out.

I'm in college for nursing.

Why aren't you in school?
User avatar #139 to #138 - thelonelyfeel (11/14/2012) [-]
Oh that sounds awesome.

My mom is a nurse too :U

And I have health issues making most jobs extremely difficult if not impossible but the one I finally found (funeral director) I need to go to college in another city but I won't have money to pay for housing and food and all and since I can't work most jobs...
User avatar #140 to #139 - dazzles (11/14/2012) [-]
This sounds like a circle of lame :/ Do you have sitters for hospitals where you are?

We have them here and all they do is sit and make sure the patient doesn't hurt themselves. They get paid 15/hr here.
User avatar #141 to #140 - thelonelyfeel (11/14/2012) [-]
****** A that's a lot, possibly never heard of um though
User avatar #142 to #141 - dazzles (11/14/2012) [-]
We use them all the time in order to not use restraints because that looks bad.
User avatar #143 to #142 - thelonelyfeel (11/14/2012) [-]
I think we just use restraintsXD I'm not sure though
User avatar #126 to #124 - thelonelyfeel (11/13/2012) [-]
Almost at 10mil and just about halfway to a special fabulous gem
User avatar #144 to #126 - dazzles (11/14/2012) [-]
It won't let me reply to your other comment XD Our convo got too awesome.
#145 to #144 - thelonelyfeel (11/14/2012) [-]
The site can't even handle us right now
The site can't even handle us right now
#147 to #146 - thelonelyfeel (11/14/2012) [-]
Dance thread?
Dance thread?
#148 to #147 - dazzles (11/14/2012) [-]
Weeewt!
Weeewt!
#150 to #149 - dazzles (11/18/2012) [-]
AWKWARD DANCING!
AWKWARD DANCING!
#152 to #151 - dazzles (11/19/2012) [-]
Why not Zoidberg?
Why not Zoidberg?
#155 to #154 - thelonelyfeel (11/19/2012) [-]
aawwww yyeeaaaahhhh
aawwww yyeeaaaahhhh
#156 to #155 - dazzles (11/19/2012) [-]
I don't have anymore dance gifs
I don't have anymore dance gifs
#157 to #156 - thelonelyfeel (11/19/2012) [-]
Have some more then.
Have some more then.
#158 to #157 - dazzles (11/19/2012) [-]
I will ^-^ Thank you
User avatar #125 to #124 - thelonelyfeel (11/13/2012) [-]
Well I will be here for another 10 hours probably unless I go somewhere.
User avatar #122 to #121 - thelonelyfeel (11/13/2012) [-]
You are awesome :O!
User avatar #118 - AnonsUnlimited (11/11/2012) [-]
Whenever you're on would you mind scratching some tickets and opening some moldys?
User avatar #119 to #118 - dazzles (11/12/2012) [-]
No doubt, just send the trade next time. I'll send it back as soon as I can.
User avatar #116 - madzino ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
why would you do that
User avatar #117 to #116 - dazzles (11/11/2012) [-]
Well I don't need the hooves anymore. It was a very sweet thought and I thank you for it. But I am able to pay and I have gotten enough for free, now it is my turn to give back and not just receive. Thanks again though.
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