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#488 - If you wanna do acid I got some tips for you. This is comi… 01/29/2015 on Vocaroo thread! Talk about... 0
#22 - I've seen this swirling around here for some time now. Doe…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on food!! 0
User avatar #26 - mastersaturday (11/14/2014) [-]
Mount Huashan, China. That's not a restaurant though - it's a Taoist temple.
#12 - Picture 11/12/2014 on Faith in Humanity 85 - Vlade +5
#11 - What do the guys in the middle do?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2014 on Regular day at circuit 0
#16 - phynight (11/02/2014) [-]
Possibly keep the car balanced.
#56 - Damn that's harsh tho 10/27/2014 on Mfw when 0
#46 - Alright update. Gonna follow some of your advices and ste… 10/27/2014 on Mfw when 0
#30 - Wow u faggots makes me tear a little bit up now.. I d…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on Mfw when +1
User avatar #31 - cuntism (10/27/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with attention shit posting. My missus died last year and I can't talk about it anywhere except here, and apart from the odd asshole (take a pic of the naked corpse before she rots..), it was really therapeutic.

As for being dumped, I'm sure it sucks but to be honest the best thing you can do is keep it friendly with the lass. I've never been dumped, but have broken up with girls, and always did it in a nice way (and not always face to face), as long as there is no malice in it and you can understand you just weren't right for each other, it makes it a whole lot easier.

One of my exes is now a very good friend of mine, and she was upset when we split but she said she realized I didn't do it out of malice, I was understanding, I took her hatred (man she was kinda pissed, no matter how nice I was), but she moved on and realized we could still be friends.

Or you could do my method, being dumped by a death; drink, drugs, self-loathing and constant fighting the urge to commit suicide (wouldn't recommend it)

How old are you dude ?
#16 - This... woah Ok I'll try man  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on Mfw when 0
User avatar #17 - icangetyoumad (10/27/2014) [-]
Just dont do anything stupid you'll regret
#11 - haha thanks mate! I'll be sure to send you some wonderful…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on Mfw when 0
#13 - ketsianto (10/27/2014) [-]
dude don't let anyone get to you....just...just dance man
#10 - That is indeed very true. But how do you get back to fish…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2014 on Mfw when 0
User avatar #12 - icangetyoumad (10/27/2014) [-]
you must balance yourself

get a breath of fresh air

when you are seasick you turn around in a circle until you fall down and.throw up. If you stop turning, you feel better very quickly. Your balance center was just out of whack.

you must restore balance into your life
User avatar #16 - dazytard (10/27/2014) [-]
This... woah

Ok I'll try man
User avatar #17 - icangetyoumad (10/27/2014) [-]
Just dont do anything stupid you'll regret
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User avatar #1 - redbrutal (10/27/2014) [-]
Hey cocksucker
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