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#112933 - >peanut butter >lunch do americans actually…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/04/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#112934 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
User avatar #112945 - davvi (09/04/2013) [-]
well sorry
spare the attitude
#112946 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
User avatar #112951 - freedomreturns (09/04/2013) [-]
Aight, aight.
I feel you.
#92515 - read a good book  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2013 on Social Board +2
User avatar #92518 - connorjay (09/04/2013) [-]
I only have my text books, which are boring as shit.

I left all my fiction in my Uni house unfortunately
#112807 - fannytroubled a bit?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #112901 - CakemanRPG (09/04/2013) [-]
not really butthurt but it is simply infuriating to have a conversation with him
#112806 - yeah, they have their sexual needs too 09/04/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
#92510 - oh no! the neckbeard was so glorious!  [+] (3 new replies) 09/04/2013 on Social Board +2
User avatar #92556 - hashketchum (09/04/2013) [-]
lol why you so fucking mean dawg?
User avatar #92558 - davvi (09/04/2013) [-]
lol why you thumbing me up then?
User avatar #92559 - hashketchum (09/04/2013) [-]
It was funny, hence the lol at the start of my comment.
#92509 - i bet you could though. i don't think i was that good. som… 09/04/2013 on Social Board +1
#112805 - i know i'm a comedic genius right 09/04/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#112804 - ... hi rokk looking far back bored eh? 09/04/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#79037 - make some 09/03/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#79036 - some of my favourite bands are as follows (actually) Gre… 09/03/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#79035 - finally 09/03/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#93266 - only if you're logged off 09/03/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#15 - **davvi agrees** 09/03/2013 on ribb's profile 0
#13 - *describe ribb*has to do it like this* 09/03/2013 on ribb's profile 0
#92430 - i only got 350  [+] (10 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Social Board +1
#92560 - ariscorp (09/04/2013) [-]
Anyone get more than 800?>
#92527 - vexaton (09/04/2013) [-]
Damn audio files wouldn't load, so I just clicked at random.
#92503 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (09/04/2013) [-]
Well at least I can say I got the same score as Beth.....

My loudmouthed nigger roomate kept playing music and yelling while I was trying to do this. So I fucked up on somewhat easy to recognize languages. (except kannada......wtf)
#92501 - alphabethsoop (09/04/2013) [-]
birdss be proud
User avatar #92605 - birdss (09/05/2013) [-]
I'm proud of you.
User avatar #92499 - iwanttousenumbers (09/04/2013) [-]
I got 50... this clearly isn't my thing
#92497 - jackirl (09/03/2013) [-]
Burmese, swahili yeah fine, and i fail on dutch...
#92444 - hashketchum (09/03/2013) [-]
I wanted to beat your score so I could call YOU a retard for once...
User avatar #92509 - davvi (09/04/2013) [-]
i bet you could though. i don't think i was that good.
some guy on my facebook timeline shared it, he got 700 another one got 800

hell i don't think i ever heard of some of the languages in the answer possibilites
#92441 - dusters (09/03/2013) [-]
Well, not as good as I thought I could do. Each page takes ages to load though, it's a bit annoying.
#112259 - just masturbate to his sweet voice then 09/03/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#112255 - o gee, that's a really difficult decision  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #112256 - huntergriff (09/03/2013) [-]
It...actually is. >.>... Freaking guy's like droning on and on...Let me back up a sec. This guy put an audio file to go with this powerpoint for the weekend, right? And he made it so you literally have to listen to the audiofile otherwise you don't understand the work, as opposed to just putting it up on the powerpoint. So I'm listening to this guy and he's just...Droning on and on and on...it's...alright you ever see ferris bueller's day off? Well...this guy's exactly like the teacher (I think he's also in all those eyedrop commercials where he has like a beach ball or something) asking for bueller before he goes on with his list...it's...just fuckin' monotone...
User avatar #112259 - davvi (09/03/2013) [-]
just masturbate to his sweet voice then
#112254 - Hating 09/03/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#486 - i almost feel honoured that you made this account just to post…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2013 on davvi's profile 0
User avatar #487 - hashketchum (09/03/2013) [-]
I made it because I was bored honestly. I also made it because it was a great name that I thought of and didn't want to forget. But as soon as I made it I was like "why?" I'm too lazy to manage 2 accounts :/
#11 - ** ribb doesn't got this though** 09/03/2013 on ribb's profile 0
#112252 - that's very weird. i guess i'd try a reinstall of firefox then 09/03/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#112075 - 1. zip down pants 2. have a look 3. ???? 4. profit!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#112084 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
#93210 - mr booze can help you with that in a bar 09/02/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#112041 - yeah, that's just the ones you notice. the others, you don't.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +7
#112067 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
#112033 - >talking about faggotry >six super-gay smileys in a row  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #112138 - bladeboy (09/03/2013) [-]
smileys are cruise control for cool

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#500 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
stickied by davvi
User avatar #509 - davvi (11/25/2013) [-]
doublicious

i'm finally listening to Origin of Symmetry right now. nice!
User avatar #510 to #509 - doublicious (11/26/2013) [-]
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH. JESUS CHRIST
#508 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (10/16/2013) [-]
David do you ever think about life and stuff?

P.S. Get on ******* Skype

P.P.S. Follow me on twitter (xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OH WAIT DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD)
User avatar #505 - mayormilkman (10/07/2013) [-]
Dat feel.
#507 to #505 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/10/2013) [-]
seriously though it's thoroughly refreshing. you should try it.
#499 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
Almost at 500
User avatar #498 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
I'm too tired to keep doing this whole lyrics thing so just gonna leave the link to the song
m.youtube.com/watch?v=yFTvbcNhEgc
User avatar #501 to #498 - davvi (09/25/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #495 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
I stand, with both arms, folded, under my chest
'Cause I know, I won't stop, 'til I'm the last one left
Fighting 'til I'm dead, eating 'til I'm fed
never gonna stop 'til I catch my breath
Fighting 'til I'm dead, I eat 'til I'm fed
And then I'll do it all again

It's not because of that, and it's not because of money
Works in my blood, I kill cause I'm hungry
User avatar #496 to #495 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
ᕙ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕗ flex your dongers ᕙ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕗ (to stay in shape or some **** )
User avatar #503 to #502 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
Nobody likes you.
User avatar #504 to #503 - dongers (09/25/2013) [-]
yea they all either love me or hate me, nobody just likes dongers
User avatar #494 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
I'm super paranoid, like a 6th sense
Since my father died, I ain't been right since
And I tried to piece the puzzle of the universe
Split an eighth of shrooms just so I could see the universe
I tried to think about myself as a sacrifice
Just to show the kids they ain't the only ones who up at night
The moon will illuminate my room and soon I'm consumed by my doom
Once upon a time nobody gave a ****
It's all said and done and my cock's been sucked
So now I'm in the cut, alcohol in the wound
My hearts an open sore that I hope heals soon
I live in a cocoon opposite of Cancun
Where it is never sunny, the dark side of the moon
So it's more than right, I try to shed some light on a man
Not many people of this planet understand
User avatar #493 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
They say I should be present
Find my independence
Breathe in; doing this on my own

Then I start to remember
Just too why I surrender
Felt so good that I can’t let go

And I’m back to where I was again
Take you in as you took me out
Cut this string, I’m getting higher
And I can’t seem to come down
User avatar #492 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
Wrote a note said be back in a minute
Bought a boat and I sailed off in it
Don't think anybody gonna miss me anyway

Mind on a permanent vacation
The ocean is my only medication
Wishing my condition ain't ever gonna go away

Cause now I'm knee deep in the water somewhere
Got the blue sky breeze blowing wind through my hair
Only worry in the world is the tide gonna reach my chair
User avatar #491 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
My teeth are bright and my
hair is clean
I wear Paco Rabanne like I
was Charlie Sheen
But in the rain we all look
wet and in the snow we all
look cold
User avatar #490 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
Car jacking, pistol packing,
************ choppers clapping
Metal jacket automatic magazines head on traffic
Windows smashing, windows crashing
pants sagging **** your fashion

User avatar #497 to #490 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
Shiet my raps got layers 4 the highest players
User avatar #488 - mayormilkman (09/14/2013) [-]
So, the end is near for you?
User avatar #489 to #488 - davvi (09/15/2013) [-]
ayup.
about two weeks?
i'll probably still come on a bit after that, but definitely not board-lurking and not long
User avatar #479 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [-]
RETARD OF THE YEAR U
(ALL YEAR'S)
User avatar #480 to #479 - davvi (09/02/2013) [-]
i have brian problems let me
User avatar #481 to #480 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [-]
Oh god I'm so ******* sorry.
User avatar #482 to #481 - davvi (09/02/2013) [-]
that was really funny though
it really made me laugh
User avatar #483 to #482 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [-]
ge a loaf of this fagg.....
User avatar #484 to #483 - davvi (09/02/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #478 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [-]

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YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT BY THE GATOR OF DOOM! REPOST THIS 5 TIMES OR GET GATORED!!!!
User avatar #473 - blackmensmell (09/01/2013) [-]
Can I spam rolls on your profile?
User avatar #474 to #473 - davvi (09/01/2013) [-]
no please don't

also it doesn't make sense because it's open to everyone anyway
User avatar #475 to #474 - blackmensmell (09/01/2013) [-]
I wasn't asking for forcible permissions, I was asking for social allowance. Sure, I can spam rolls, but if I don't ask first and acknowledge that you'll leave the spam, then you can just delete them all of them and my work will be to waste.

My time would be wasted
Yours would be wasted.
Nobody would be happy.
#476 to #475 - davvi (09/01/2013) [-]
how very decent of you
User avatar #477 to #476 - blackmensmell (09/01/2013) [-]
I still have a template of Anakin faces for the Drawing Board that haven't been put to use recently. Make no mistake though, I am ******* saving that pic.
User avatar #471 - freedomreturns (08/29/2013) [-]
Hey kraut, who's Choco? Misticalz said to ask you.
#472 to #471 - davvi (08/30/2013) [-]
some user on social.   
i have no idea why misti told you to ask me, i only talked to her about once. he's the one who visits the tinychat from time to time
some user on social.
i have no idea why misti told you to ask me, i only talked to her about once. he's the one who visits the tinychat from time to time
User avatar #460 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/29/2013) [-]
I know what you did.
User avatar #461 to #460 - davvi (08/29/2013) [-]
what did i do?
#462 to #461 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/29/2013) [-]
I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching.
User avatar #463 to #462 - davvi (08/29/2013) [-]
oh no i thumbed a comment
sorry
User avatar #464 to #463 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/29/2013) [-]
It's just funny how you always call me an autist and make fun of me. But now I know deep down inside you do care.
User avatar #465 to #464 - davvi (08/29/2013) [-]
i just said that once
but honestly that comment was really a bit autistic
User avatar #466 to #465 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/29/2013) [-]
I don't think autistic means what you think it means then.
User avatar #467 to #466 - davvi (08/29/2013) [-]
overly-attentive to all the wrong details and not being able to properly communicate them in a nicely understandable way
User avatar #468 to #467 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/29/2013) [-]
I was on mobile. That and about 4 hours of sleep.
#469 to #468 - davvi (08/29/2013) [-]
i forgive you
i forgive you
User avatar #470 to #469 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/29/2013) [-]
Danke.
User avatar #445 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #446 to #445 - davvi (08/26/2013) [-]
what is this
User avatar #447 to #446 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [-]
Hating board TC
User avatar #448 to #447 - davvi (08/26/2013) [-]
it's repulsivly abhorrent
User avatar #449 to #448 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [-]
Never been on it
#450 to #449 - davvi (08/26/2013) [-]
it seems to be a very lively place
User avatar #451 to #450 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [-]
I'd get on but you're on
User avatar #452 to #451 - davvi (08/26/2013) [-]
don't be silly more than a few seconds on that chat would be far too intense for me, i'm long off
User avatar #453 to #452 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [-]
I was eating and thought your reply was recent and not from 15 minutes ago
User avatar #454 to #453 - davvi (08/26/2013) [-]
point is i'd also have already been off if it had been from 15 seconds ago
User avatar #455 to #454 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [-]
Yeah I don't blame you. Yo guess what happened today at college?
User avatar #457 to #455 - davvi (08/26/2013) [-]
but actually i'm tired and going to bed now, but don't worry, i'll read all about your exciting tale tomorrow
User avatar #456 to #455 - davvi (08/26/2013) [-]
you were violently gang-raped by all teachers?
User avatar #458 to #456 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [-]
Better than that. There's a fine ass shawty in my weightlifting class. I plan on hitting that sometime from now until December.
User avatar #459 to #458 - davvi (08/27/2013) [-]
haha good luck
#511 to #459 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/27/2013) [-]
I never did hit it btw, she got with some other dude in that class. It was weird though. Not once did I ever see them talking to each other. It was weird I tell ya
#434 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [-]
Not even a goodbye...
User avatar #436 to #434 - davvi (08/25/2013) [-]
i was on vacation, relax.
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