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Date Signed Up:6/25/2012
Last Login:5/01/2015
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#95610 - wait until your period is over  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #95611 - merrickz (09/15/2013) [-]
I don't bleed down there, I'm not a monster.
#93794 - 9gag's cool alright 09/15/2013 on Social Board +1
#118393 - show me the carfax  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #118408 - rulerofhatingboard (09/15/2013) [-]
fill me up, buttercup
#118392 - Picture 09/15/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#118391 - that's exactly what they're doing. they might actually suc…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #118445 - cycloneclone (09/15/2013) [-]
I dont get it
User avatar #118449 - davvi (09/15/2013) [-]
the prison is on an island. somebody conditioned to cold water is more likely to survive the trip swimming through the cold ocean
User avatar #118451 - cycloneclone (09/15/2013) [-]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck I've been reading it wrong the whole time I get it now
User avatar #118450 - cycloneclone (09/15/2013) [-]
But if they're trying to escape why dont they just let them die for attempting to breakout
#118390 - "alive" 09/15/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#489 - ayup. about two weeks? i'll probably still come on a … 09/15/2013 on davvi's profile 0
#95606 - befriend him, he accepts most requests after a few days. or so i hear  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#95645 - wucebrillis (09/15/2013) [-]
Aye, thank you
#95605 - fair enough  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #95607 - gabemczombie (09/15/2013) [-]
Yes indee.
#93793 - Picture 09/15/2013 on Social Board +1
#118389 - bcus ur on it  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #118409 - rulerofhatingboard (09/15/2013) [-]
do you enjoy making me cry, davvi?
User avatar #118448 - davvi (09/15/2013) [-]
yeah, it's what gets me going during lonely days
#95604 - i was posting out a lengthy witty comeback instead of just &qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #95625 - rulerofhatingboard (09/15/2013) [-]
cri cri
#118388 - kthx 09/15/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#118387 - they'll leave gayer and gayer messages on your profile saying … 09/15/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#118386 - i used to find them awesome, i still do, most of the time 09/15/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... -1
#5064 - eh good riddance 09/15/2013 on My Little Pony Sucks +1
#118092 - go to 9gag it'll keep you occupied at first, but it sucks … 09/14/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#80484 - nice intro 09/14/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#118086 - especially you.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #118087 - blackmensmell (09/14/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#661972 - it's not funny enough for that  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#661976 - sluge (09/14/2013) [-]
#118084 - as soon as uni starts again, i'll be gone  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #118120 - hashketchum (09/14/2013) [-]
Each day I come on less and less. I'm gonna hate leaving some of the friends I've met on here wondering what happened and why did I stop coming on but oh well.
User avatar #118387 - davvi (09/15/2013) [-]
they'll leave gayer and gayer messages on your profile saying "i can't get over the loss of you :'(" and stuff like that
#661967 - k i thought it was a bit funny, and of all the boards…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#661970 - sluge (09/14/2013) [-]
Have you forgotten that funnyjunk has a Content section?
User avatar #661972 - davvi (09/14/2013) [-]
it's not funny enough for that
#661976 - sluge (09/14/2013) [-]
#118081 - and the rest of funnyjunk  [+] (6 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #118083 - freedomreturns (09/14/2013) [-]
Yes it does, have you read our "great" comment section lately? Just the same comments over and over.
User avatar #118105 - mayormilkman (09/14/2013) [-]
I have wondered why people think the comments are so great for months. They're getting pretty predictable at this point.
User avatar #118386 - davvi (09/15/2013) [-]
i used to find them awesome, i still do, most of the time
User avatar #118084 - davvi (09/14/2013) [-]
as soon as uni starts again, i'll be gone
User avatar #118120 - hashketchum (09/14/2013) [-]
Each day I come on less and less. I'm gonna hate leaving some of the friends I've met on here wondering what happened and why did I stop coming on but oh well.
User avatar #118387 - davvi (09/15/2013) [-]
they'll leave gayer and gayer messages on your profile saying "i can't get over the loss of you :'(" and stuff like that
#118078 - Picture 09/14/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#118077 - Picture 09/14/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1

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#500 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
stickied by davvi
User avatar #516 - majormayor (01/31/2015) [-]
ded?
User avatar #514 - rokkarokkaali (12/14/2014) [-]
Hey did trapper say if he was trixiepony or not?
User avatar #515 to #514 - davvi (01/07/2015) [-]
no idea! never heard of trixiepony
User avatar #512 - shibe (11/11/2014) [-]
**** dude, you were pretty close friends with him.

How are you dealing with this?
#513 to #512 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
sounds harsh but not thaat bad.. i'd not really talked to him for ages.
User avatar #509 - davvi (11/25/2013) [-]
doublicious

i'm finally listening to Origin of Symmetry right now. nice!
User avatar #510 to #509 - doublicious (11/26/2013) [-]
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH. JESUS CHRIST
#508 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (10/16/2013) [-]
David do you ever think about life and stuff?

P.S. Get on ******* Skype

P.P.S. Follow me on twitter (xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OH WAIT DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD)
User avatar #505 - mayormilkman (10/07/2013) [-]
Dat feel.
#507 to #505 - anonymous (10/10/2013) [-]
seriously though it's thoroughly refreshing. you should try it.
#499 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
Almost at 500
User avatar #498 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
I'm too tired to keep doing this whole lyrics thing so just gonna leave the link to the song
m.youtube.com/watch?v=yFTvbcNhEgc
User avatar #501 to #498 - davvi (09/25/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #495 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
I stand, with both arms, folded, under my chest
'Cause I know, I won't stop, 'til I'm the last one left
Fighting 'til I'm dead, eating 'til I'm fed
never gonna stop 'til I catch my breath
Fighting 'til I'm dead, I eat 'til I'm fed
And then I'll do it all again

It's not because of that, and it's not because of money
Works in my blood, I kill cause I'm hungry
User avatar #496 to #495 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
ᕙ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕗ flex your dongers ᕙ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕗ (to stay in shape or some **** )
User avatar #503 to #502 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
Nobody likes you.
User avatar #504 to #503 - dongers (09/25/2013) [-]
yea they all either love me or hate me, nobody just likes dongers
User avatar #494 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
I'm super paranoid, like a 6th sense
Since my father died, I ain't been right since
And I tried to piece the puzzle of the universe
Split an eighth of shrooms just so I could see the universe
I tried to think about myself as a sacrifice
Just to show the kids they ain't the only ones who up at night
The moon will illuminate my room and soon I'm consumed by my doom
Once upon a time nobody gave a ****
It's all said and done and my cock's been sucked
So now I'm in the cut, alcohol in the wound
My hearts an open sore that I hope heals soon
I live in a cocoon opposite of Cancun
Where it is never sunny, the dark side of the moon
So it's more than right, I try to shed some light on a man
Not many people of this planet understand
User avatar #493 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
They say I should be present
Find my independence
Breathe in; doing this on my own

Then I start to remember
Just too why I surrender
Felt so good that I can’t let go

And I’m back to where I was again
Take you in as you took me out
Cut this string, I’m getting higher
And I can’t seem to come down
User avatar #492 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
Wrote a note said be back in a minute
Bought a boat and I sailed off in it
Don't think anybody gonna miss me anyway

Mind on a permanent vacation
The ocean is my only medication
Wishing my condition ain't ever gonna go away

Cause now I'm knee deep in the water somewhere
Got the blue sky breeze blowing wind through my hair
Only worry in the world is the tide gonna reach my chair
User avatar #491 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
My teeth are bright and my
hair is clean
I wear Paco Rabanne like I
was Charlie Sheen
But in the rain we all look
wet and in the snow we all
look cold
User avatar #490 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
Car jacking, pistol packing,
************ choppers clapping
Metal jacket automatic magazines head on traffic
Windows smashing, windows crashing
pants sagging **** your fashion

User avatar #497 to #490 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
Shiet my raps got layers 4 the highest players
User avatar #488 - mayormilkman (09/14/2013) [-]
So, the end is near for you?
User avatar #489 to #488 - davvi (09/15/2013) [-]
ayup.
about two weeks?
i'll probably still come on a bit after that, but definitely not board-lurking and not long
User avatar #479 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [-]
RETARD OF THE YEAR U
(ALL YEAR'S)
User avatar #480 to #479 - davvi (09/02/2013) [-]
i have brian problems let me
User avatar #481 to #480 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [-]
Oh god I'm so ******* sorry.
User avatar #482 to #481 - davvi (09/02/2013) [-]
that was really funny though
it really made me laugh
User avatar #483 to #482 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [-]
ge a loaf of this fagg.....
User avatar #484 to #483 - davvi (09/02/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #478 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [-]

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YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT BY THE GATOR OF DOOM! REPOST THIS 5 TIMES OR GET GATORED!!!!
User avatar #473 - blackmensmell (09/01/2013) [-]
Can I spam rolls on your profile?
User avatar #474 to #473 - davvi (09/01/2013) [-]
no please don't

also it doesn't make sense because it's open to everyone anyway
User avatar #475 to #474 - blackmensmell (09/01/2013) [-]
I wasn't asking for forcible permissions, I was asking for social allowance. Sure, I can spam rolls, but if I don't ask first and acknowledge that you'll leave the spam, then you can just delete them all of them and my work will be to waste.

My time would be wasted
Yours would be wasted.
Nobody would be happy.
#476 to #475 - davvi (09/01/2013) [-]
how very decent of you
User avatar #477 to #476 - blackmensmell (09/01/2013) [-]
I still have a template of Anakin faces for the Drawing Board that haven't been put to use recently. Make no mistake though, I am ******* saving that pic.
User avatar #471 - freedomreturns (08/29/2013) [-]
Hey kraut, who's Choco? Misticalz said to ask you.
#472 to #471 - davvi (08/30/2013) [-]
some user on social.   
i have no idea why misti told you to ask me, i only talked to her about once. he's the one who visits the tinychat from time to time
some user on social.
i have no idea why misti told you to ask me, i only talked to her about once. he's the one who visits the tinychat from time to time
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