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#23 - AND you should probably start your transmission with "May…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on Amurica spirit +3
User avatar #70 - McFuckUp (09/12/2014) [-]
What about m'lady?
#22 - Another tip: The Aircraft registration number is required to b…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Amurica spirit +2
User avatar #24 - truemox (09/12/2014) [-]
US civil aircraft are required to monitor 121.5 when able. It's just no longer monitored by satilites, which pick up ELT distress beacons.

The 406 MHz freqency is mostly what the new ELTs broadcast on.
User avatar #25 - truemox (09/12/2014) [-]
Though in practice, no one will get on your ass for not monitoring. It's just supposed to be a way to look out for others in distress.
User avatar #23 - davidp (09/12/2014) [-]
AND you should probably start your transmission with "Mayday" (from french m'aider [help me])
User avatar #70 - McFuckUp (09/12/2014) [-]
What about m'lady?
#1283 - I get married on Saturday, does that count? 05/22/2014 on FJ will shut down in 1 week +1
#690 - stay away from me o.o 04/07/2014 on Lookalike Contest Submission +1
#34 - don't you mean 7/7? >:]  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Dragon Ball +5
#36 - brknsoul (04/05/2014) [-]
yeah but i wasnt sure which would be better
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#26 - Number 1 is assonance, not alliteration  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Take a, Lessen -7
User avatar #29 - Calculon (08/07/2013) [-]
No it's not, assonance deals with vowels that make the words within the sentence sound the same. Ex: Do you like blue. The "oo" sound is repeated.
User avatar #34 - bighairyfart (08/07/2013) [-]
No, assonance is when vowel sounds in the middle of words are the same. In the content it is alliteration, but in your comment it is a rhyme, as the "oo" sound is at the end of each word. An example of assonance is, "This is a purple curtain."
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User avatar #28 - vortexrain (08/07/2013) [-]
What's assonance?
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#5 - me too :3 01/20/2013 on crrrrackk +1
#324 - but it's not a diamond ;]  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2012 on Most Expensive Material 0
#327 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
Still doesn't make any sense but oh well.
#311 - everyone wants one. supply and demand  [+] (9 new replies) 12/26/2012 on Most Expensive Material 0
#325 - deathsixgrim (12/26/2012) [-]
almost correct, several companies that gather diamond has agreement to limit amount of available to market in order to jack up price to make more profit.
#330 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
Oh so the big companies made a choice and the smaller ones followed makes sense.
User avatar #348 - sketchE (12/26/2012) [-]
im guessing part of it is based on the purity. you could probably go find a diamond but it will have so many impurites it wond be worth much, thinks likeair pockets from when it formed or just things that were trapped inside of it
#365 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
There're things you can do to get impurities out at the cost of chunks of the diamond I think but the explanation for their price is above.
User avatar #371 - sketchE (12/26/2012) [-]
thats probably true but there is legitimacy to what i say. getting a one ounce diamond with no impurities would be impressive
User avatar #373 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
Agreed
#321 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
Well I guess that's true but cubix zarconias has a better glimmer to it than a regular diamond.
User avatar #324 - davidp (12/26/2012) [-]
but it's not a diamond ;]
#327 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
Still doesn't make any sense but oh well.
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2012 on see what you did there -3
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#9 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
how intriguing
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User avatar #3 - smexycupcake (12/31/2010) [-]
hi
User avatar #2 - davidp (12/20/2010) [-]
HOLY **** :D i didnt see that, thanks man! I've logged on every day i've had access to a comp love this site :]
User avatar #1 - ImCheating (12/20/2010) [-]
yesterday was your FJ anniversary! Happy birthday man!!!
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