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#1 - You mean like pat robertson, oral roberts and joel osteen? 01/14/2014 on wolves in sheeps clothing 0
#14 - Kill her, and her dog.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on Untitled +1
User avatar #29 - suitandtie (01/14/2014) [-]
I hated that fucking dog. Good advice.
#23 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on Which is correct? Say in... 0
#29 - lodisboeg Comment deleted by davidispissed
#28 - Picture 01/14/2014 on i think posting this will... +1
#168 - katamari damacy 01/14/2014 on I Want To Know +1
#16 - what do you mean was? 01/14/2014 on hot queen +15
#12 - heh, he bounced. 01/14/2014 on Fuck off, Dumbo 0
#214 - how the **** did i get a 33? 01/14/2014 on Post results 0
#40 - tuning pins on body of guitar. 01/13/2014 on One, Two, Three... +7
#14 - is that seriously a circumcized guitar?  [+] (11 new replies) 01/13/2014 on One, Two, Three... +322
#128 - junkk (01/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #107 - newdevyx (01/13/2014) [-]
He's playing thunderstruck.
#58 - frenulum (01/13/2014) [-]
#35 - someoneforamoment (01/13/2014) [-]
How would you tune that thing?
User avatar #59 - edwardyeap (01/13/2014) [-]
Like how you tune guitars that use Evertune bridges, through the bridge.
User avatar #40 - davidispissed (01/13/2014) [-]
tuning pins on body of guitar.
#29 - altairibnlaahad (01/13/2014) [-]
#28 - rossthomson (01/13/2014) [-]
#89 - anonymous (01/13/2014) [-]
n0tail this isnt dota, go away
#15 - zaywoot (01/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 - ronyx (01/13/2014) [-]
Those fucking teeth man.
#40 - after all the tax margins are reached, 200,000 dollars of inco…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2014 on Great ideas come on... 0
User avatar #42 - shmoopy (01/10/2014) [-]
if you made $200000 last year (after state taxes n shit), you have to pay 33% in income tax give or take a few %. Less if you have kids.
#1 - Dennis Leary everybody. 01/10/2014 on that was deep 0
#3 - red onions also make an awesome chili 01/10/2014 on Know your onions! 0
#2 - lost his hat in the temple 01/10/2014 on Willy the Wombat 0
#40 - rape her 01/10/2014 on what do you do? 0
#7 - unless your kid has more than 200,000 ice creamsthen it comes …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Great ideas come on... 0
#24 - cabbagemayhem (01/10/2014) [-]
how cute...you think that's all the taxes pay
User avatar #40 - davidispissed (01/10/2014) [-]
after all the tax margins are reached, 200,000 dollars of income are reached, and the extension of tax cuts on corporations, it comes out to about 6-7 percent of total income in taxes.
User avatar #42 - shmoopy (01/10/2014) [-]
if you made $200000 last year (after state taxes n shit), you have to pay 33% in income tax give or take a few %. Less if you have kids.
#35 - **davidispissed rolls 50** slenderman 01/05/2014 on Akinator: The Web Genie 0
#26 - again, you assume logic where there is none. if i dont pay tax… 01/05/2014 on shocked face. 0
#24 - I prefer having a say as to what my taxes go for. Taxes are fi…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2014 on shocked face. 0
User avatar #27 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm still talking about the majority of the population not the individual.
User avatar #25 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
If they are misusing your tax money, don't give them any. then to get it back they will have to listen to what you want like they actually should.
User avatar #26 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
again, you assume logic where there is none. if i dont pay taxes, i go to prison.
#22 - or just cut all public programs and wait for us to die...  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2014 on shocked face. 0
User avatar #23 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
I prefer not paying taxes...
User avatar #24 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
I prefer having a say as to what my taxes go for. Taxes are fine, using my money to murder children is not
User avatar #27 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm still talking about the majority of the population not the individual.
User avatar #25 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
If they are misusing your tax money, don't give them any. then to get it back they will have to listen to what you want like they actually should.
User avatar #26 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
again, you assume logic where there is none. if i dont pay taxes, i go to prison.
#20 - better than doing nothing  [+] (7 new replies) 01/05/2014 on shocked face. 0
User avatar #21 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
But doing nothing would also mean not paying taxes.
now if no one paid any taxes then they would be forced to listen and accept our demands!
User avatar #22 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
or just cut all public programs and wait for us to die...
User avatar #23 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
I prefer not paying taxes...
User avatar #24 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
I prefer having a say as to what my taxes go for. Taxes are fine, using my money to murder children is not
User avatar #27 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm still talking about the majority of the population not the individual.
User avatar #25 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
If they are misusing your tax money, don't give them any. then to get it back they will have to listen to what you want like they actually should.
User avatar #26 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
again, you assume logic where there is none. if i dont pay taxes, i go to prison.
#8 - Revelations 8:1-2 01/05/2014 on Unknown sounds (description) 0
#18 - pinky.... we are going to take over the world with a meticulou…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/05/2014 on shocked face. -1
User avatar #19 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
But they all failed, and so would we.
User avatar #20 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
better than doing nothing
User avatar #21 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
But doing nothing would also mean not paying taxes.
now if no one paid any taxes then they would be forced to listen and accept our demands!
User avatar #22 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
or just cut all public programs and wait for us to die...
User avatar #23 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
I prefer not paying taxes...
User avatar #24 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
I prefer having a say as to what my taxes go for. Taxes are fine, using my money to murder children is not
User avatar #27 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm still talking about the majority of the population not the individual.
User avatar #25 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
If they are misusing your tax money, don't give them any. then to get it back they will have to listen to what you want like they actually should.
User avatar #26 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
again, you assume logic where there is none. if i dont pay taxes, i go to prison.
#16 - Yes, but I have a plan...  [+] (11 new replies) 01/05/2014 on shocked face. 0
User avatar #17 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh? pray tell.
User avatar #18 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
pinky.... we are going to take over the world with a meticulous analysis of history.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9aYrURLHh0
User avatar #19 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
But they all failed, and so would we.
User avatar #20 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
better than doing nothing
User avatar #21 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
But doing nothing would also mean not paying taxes.
now if no one paid any taxes then they would be forced to listen and accept our demands!
User avatar #22 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
or just cut all public programs and wait for us to die...
User avatar #23 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
I prefer not paying taxes...
User avatar #24 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
I prefer having a say as to what my taxes go for. Taxes are fine, using my money to murder children is not
User avatar #27 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm still talking about the majority of the population not the individual.
User avatar #25 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
If they are misusing your tax money, don't give them any. then to get it back they will have to listen to what you want like they actually should.
User avatar #26 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
again, you assume logic where there is none. if i dont pay taxes, i go to prison.
#14 - perhaps we should run for office in our respective countries.  [+] (13 new replies) 01/05/2014 on shocked face. 0
User avatar #15 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
Yes, that would bring progression if we succeeded.
but i doubt it would be easy without money as those other political parties would most likely try sabotage if they deemed us too much of a threat to their positions of power.
#16 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
Yes, but I have a plan...
User avatar #17 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh? pray tell.
User avatar #18 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
pinky.... we are going to take over the world with a meticulous analysis of history.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9aYrURLHh0
User avatar #19 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
But they all failed, and so would we.
User avatar #20 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
better than doing nothing
User avatar #21 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
But doing nothing would also mean not paying taxes.
now if no one paid any taxes then they would be forced to listen and accept our demands!
User avatar #22 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
or just cut all public programs and wait for us to die...
User avatar #23 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
I prefer not paying taxes...
User avatar #24 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
I prefer having a say as to what my taxes go for. Taxes are fine, using my money to murder children is not
User avatar #27 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm still talking about the majority of the population not the individual.
User avatar #25 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
If they are misusing your tax money, don't give them any. then to get it back they will have to listen to what you want like they actually should.
User avatar #26 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
again, you assume logic where there is none. if i dont pay taxes, i go to prison.
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User avatar #3 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i had to add you your name speaks to me since my names david too
User avatar #4 to #3 - davidispissed (03/29/2014) [-]
really? mine too.


*awkward realization*
User avatar #5 to #4 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i work in a place with 4 other people named dave it ends up with confusion all the time
User avatar #6 to #5 - davidispissed (03/29/2014) [-]
insay all the davids should unite and take over the world.
User avatar #7 to #6 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i'm in we are many we are strong we have a pretty awesome name ha
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