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davidispissed

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Date Signed Up:7/11/2011
Last Login:5/19/2015
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Times Content Favorited:16 times
Total Comments Made:1882
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#5 - The church preodered 10,000 02/11/2014 on Apple iTouch Kids xD +1
#1 - jk. [spoiler] that[spoiler] was [spoiler] actua…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Octopusses? Octopussies?... -60
#6 - I Am Monkey (02/11/2014) [-]
You're not very good at this whole "internet" thing, are you?
#180 - muralriver (02/11/2014) [-]
hfw
User avatar #5 - awesomescorpion (02/11/2014) [-]
You can't nest spoilers...
#4 - jimimipwr has deleted their comment.
#1 - assuming i is a variable and not the imaginary function, then …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on Fuck you +1
#2 - SimpleSimpleton (02/11/2014) [-]
#9 - En ubrukelig test når selv en amerikaner vet svaret. 02/10/2014 on And they say Canada is the... 0
#188 - Your mother's closet. 02/10/2014 on Funnyjunk location roll call -1
#21 - The American Healthcare System, everybody. 02/10/2014 on This bitch +11
#5 - Perfect disguise for Canadian invasion. 02/09/2014 on Sweet Sugary Goodness +12
#10 - just like my dick. 02/09/2014 on Yep... 0
#2 - That. Is. The. **** . 02/09/2014 on Freedom Bump +2
#73 - I'm dis many *roll 2* 02/09/2014 on howto confuse professionally +1
#71 - the one with the horsey.... *neigh*  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2014 on howto confuse professionally +1
User avatar #72 - Lightclaw (02/09/2014) [-]
Sounds tasty.
User avatar #73 - davidispissed (02/09/2014) [-]
I'm dis many *roll 2*
#68 - like, soooooo much glue.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2014 on howto confuse professionally +1
User avatar #69 - Lightclaw (02/09/2014) [-]
Fuckin' sweet.
What brand?
User avatar #71 - davidispissed (02/09/2014) [-]
the one with the horsey....

*neigh*
User avatar #72 - Lightclaw (02/09/2014) [-]
Sounds tasty.
User avatar #73 - davidispissed (02/09/2014) [-]
I'm dis many *roll 2*
#103 - Get in the van, Addy. I have candy. 02/08/2014 on can you do it? 0
#1 - Then you'll wonder: Who's cheatin' who? Who's bei… 02/06/2014 on Who matters in life quote 0
#14 - its like ice cream, just pick the one you want today... it's f… 02/06/2014 on I Don't Know What to Say... 0
#5 - format it and install linux.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2014 on I Don't Know What to Say... +1
User avatar #9 - donttasemebro (02/06/2014) [-]
i have fedora 18, ubuntu, lucid puppy, and mint -_-
TOO MANY DISTROS!
User avatar #14 - davidispissed (02/06/2014) [-]
its like ice cream, just pick the one you want today... it's free what the hell.
#4 - You mean your BA in BS?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/06/2014 on So sad +74
User avatar #33 - cwarrider (02/06/2014) [-]
I have a B.S. in B.S...... Wat
User avatar #13 - chenn (02/06/2014) [-]
"BS"?
User avatar #15 - thebacondroid (02/06/2014) [-]
bullshit
User avatar #16 - chenn (02/06/2014) [-]
Oooooh. Thank you. I thought it's "bitch studies" at first but that would be sorta weird.
#24 - economic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22 - Awesomenessniss (02/06/2014) [-]
No, that's canine physiology.
#151 - The corpses of your enemies. 02/06/2014 on Not what I meant by housecat. 0
#26 - how do you know eagles aren't delicious? 02/04/2014 on 'merica (desc) 0
#46 - Comment deleted 02/03/2014 on this glass.. +2
#45 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2014 on this glass.. -1
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#515 - he's already in a closet 02/03/2014 on FUCK YOU GUYS 0
#1 - I think it's worth pointing out that the founding fathers once…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/03/2014 on 'merica (desc) +3
#40 - anonymous (02/04/2014) [-]
I believe it was only Ben Franklin. He was annoyed because he thought that by suggesting the 'bald eagle' as the national symbol lthey were making fun of his lack of hair.
#39 - tender (02/04/2014) [-]
Wild turkey is the get. Its getting me fucked up tonight. Founding fathers had the right idea.
#24 - anonymous (02/04/2014) [-]
Who wanted that other than Benjamin Franklin?
#14 - liuur (02/03/2014) [-]
Well they were before they were genetically engineered to the point where they can't even have sex cuz they're breasts are too big. Actually that makes it the perfect American mascot...
#12 - anonymous (02/03/2014) [-]
Turkeys are delicious, eagles aren't.
Trukeys>Eagles.
User avatar #26 - davidispissed (02/04/2014) [-]
how do you know eagles aren't delicious?
#6 - all generalizations are false. 02/03/2014 on Party People 0
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2014 on have fun +10
#14 - yiffcario (02/03/2014) [-]

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User avatar #3 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i had to add you your name speaks to me since my names david too
User avatar #4 to #3 - davidispissed (03/29/2014) [-]
really? mine too.


*awkward realization*
User avatar #5 to #4 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i work in a place with 4 other people named dave it ends up with confusion all the time
User avatar #6 to #5 - davidispissed (03/29/2014) [-]
insay all the davids should unite and take over the world.
User avatar #7 to #6 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i'm in we are many we are strong we have a pretty awesome name ha
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