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#56 - The nucleus are the inside of an atom. Go back to 5th grade, B…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/27/2014 on neutron 0
User avatar #57 - skulldan (02/28/2014) [-]
the nucleus holds the neutrons and protons.
thanks, i remeber though
User avatar #58 - davidispissed (02/28/2014) [-]
then you should also remember that subatomic particles with neutral charge (ie neutrons and neutrinos) are stable particles in their own right and do not require other charged particles to stabilize them. this is called neutron radiation.
User avatar #59 - skulldan (03/01/2014) [-]
thats more year 12 chem...
User avatar #60 - davidispissed (03/01/2014) [-]
well, you're not me so...
User avatar #61 - skulldan (03/01/2014) [-]
this is very true... Am i to be thankful?

what do you do anyway?
User avatar #62 - davidispissed (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm a physicist
User avatar #63 - skulldan (03/03/2014) [-]
nice, work in a proper lab or out of a collage or what?
User avatar #64 - davidispissed (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm doing post-grad collaboration work for software engineers.
#54 - yes 02/27/2014 on neutron 0
#53 - no one said it was. neutrons exist outside of atoms, too.  [+] (10 new replies) 02/27/2014 on neutron 0
User avatar #55 - skulldan (02/27/2014) [-]
neutrons are the inside of an atom...
User avatar #56 - davidispissed (02/27/2014) [-]
The nucleus are the inside of an atom. Go back to 5th grade, Billy Madison.
User avatar #57 - skulldan (02/28/2014) [-]
the nucleus holds the neutrons and protons.
thanks, i remeber though
User avatar #58 - davidispissed (02/28/2014) [-]
then you should also remember that subatomic particles with neutral charge (ie neutrons and neutrinos) are stable particles in their own right and do not require other charged particles to stabilize them. this is called neutron radiation.
User avatar #59 - skulldan (03/01/2014) [-]
thats more year 12 chem...
User avatar #60 - davidispissed (03/01/2014) [-]
well, you're not me so...
User avatar #61 - skulldan (03/01/2014) [-]
this is very true... Am i to be thankful?

what do you do anyway?
User avatar #62 - davidispissed (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm a physicist
User avatar #63 - skulldan (03/03/2014) [-]
nice, work in a proper lab or out of a collage or what?
User avatar #64 - davidispissed (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm doing post-grad collaboration work for software engineers.
#16 - Comment deleted 02/26/2014 on NO TIME 0
#25 - and restaurants outside. If i wanted watered down food, I'd ad… 02/26/2014 on Welsh Tourism Poster +1
#19 - if she is ever threatened she needs to defend herself 02/26/2014 on she'll be shy but... 0
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#1151 - seconded 02/26/2014 on Who was the best member of FJ? 0
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#95 - i took culinary classes in school waiting for an opening i the… 02/26/2014 on Bad Cooking 0
#48 - you obviously dont know much about nuclear weaponry. …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2014 on neutron -1
User avatar #49 - topperharly (02/26/2014) [-]
i say it again, are we talking about the fucking logic in jokes?
User avatar #54 - davidispissed (02/27/2014) [-]
yes
#47 - two words, Ivy Mike  [+] (12 new replies) 02/26/2014 on neutron 0
User avatar #51 - skulldan (02/26/2014) [-]
but its still not one hydrogen atom!
User avatar #53 - davidispissed (02/27/2014) [-]
no one said it was. neutrons exist outside of atoms, too.
User avatar #55 - skulldan (02/27/2014) [-]
neutrons are the inside of an atom...
User avatar #56 - davidispissed (02/27/2014) [-]
The nucleus are the inside of an atom. Go back to 5th grade, Billy Madison.
User avatar #57 - skulldan (02/28/2014) [-]
the nucleus holds the neutrons and protons.
thanks, i remeber though
User avatar #58 - davidispissed (02/28/2014) [-]
then you should also remember that subatomic particles with neutral charge (ie neutrons and neutrinos) are stable particles in their own right and do not require other charged particles to stabilize them. this is called neutron radiation.
User avatar #59 - skulldan (03/01/2014) [-]
thats more year 12 chem...
User avatar #60 - davidispissed (03/01/2014) [-]
well, you're not me so...
User avatar #61 - skulldan (03/01/2014) [-]
this is very true... Am i to be thankful?

what do you do anyway?
User avatar #62 - davidispissed (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm a physicist
User avatar #63 - skulldan (03/03/2014) [-]
nice, work in a proper lab or out of a collage or what?
User avatar #64 - davidispissed (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm doing post-grad collaboration work for software engineers.
#2 - i only see a vase 02/25/2014 on CoW has many faces 0
#10 - ever hear of the H-bomb?  [+] (22 new replies) 02/25/2014 on neutron 0
User avatar #11 - skulldan (02/25/2014) [-]
ever see an H-bomb make a mushroom cloud explosion like that?
User avatar #47 - davidispissed (02/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #51 - skulldan (02/26/2014) [-]
but its still not one hydrogen atom!
User avatar #53 - davidispissed (02/27/2014) [-]
no one said it was. neutrons exist outside of atoms, too.
User avatar #55 - skulldan (02/27/2014) [-]
neutrons are the inside of an atom...
User avatar #56 - davidispissed (02/27/2014) [-]
The nucleus are the inside of an atom. Go back to 5th grade, Billy Madison.
User avatar #57 - skulldan (02/28/2014) [-]
the nucleus holds the neutrons and protons.
thanks, i remeber though
User avatar #58 - davidispissed (02/28/2014) [-]
then you should also remember that subatomic particles with neutral charge (ie neutrons and neutrinos) are stable particles in their own right and do not require other charged particles to stabilize them. this is called neutron radiation.
User avatar #59 - skulldan (03/01/2014) [-]
thats more year 12 chem...
User avatar #60 - davidispissed (03/01/2014) [-]
well, you're not me so...
User avatar #61 - skulldan (03/01/2014) [-]
this is very true... Am i to be thankful?

what do you do anyway?
User avatar #62 - davidispissed (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm a physicist
User avatar #63 - skulldan (03/03/2014) [-]
nice, work in a proper lab or out of a collage or what?
User avatar #64 - davidispissed (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm doing post-grad collaboration work for software engineers.
#24 - frenulum (02/26/2014) [-]
does this count?
User avatar #28 - unfortunately (02/26/2014) [-]
The hilarious thing is that that is the exact same bomb. Tsar Bomba
User avatar #50 - frenulum (02/26/2014) [-]
from 99 miles away.
User avatar #13 - zembrache (02/25/2014) [-]
You do realize that a Hydrogen atomic bomb had four times more power than the one they created with Uranium right?
User avatar #14 - skulldan (02/25/2014) [-]
i did not. And dont believe you
(puts fingers in mouth)
lalalallaalal
User avatar #44 - whaawhaa (02/26/2014) [-]
Did you mean ears?
User avatar #45 - skulldan (02/26/2014) [-]
HOLY SHIT WOW!
ummm, no i meant what is said... still cant hear you....
User avatar #23 - Ashtaroth (02/26/2014) [-]
Deuterium. Wicked stuff.
#30 - peoplw should stop cumming in the ocean 02/25/2014 on Our planet 0
#40 - yeah, that too. 02/25/2014 on Star trek 0
#38 - time for the roddenberry's to sue apple, nokia, and google. 02/25/2014 on Star trek 0
#7 - no distortion, so not mirror.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2014 on Lvl 93 Selfie 0
User avatar #8 - guywithafork (02/22/2014) [-]
Second guy has the camera on his head also.
#3 - DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS!! 02/22/2014 on only the thug life 0
#3 - Try linux 02/22/2014 on that felling when the pc froze 0
#1 - falacy. mercury is tidally locked to the sun, there is no day/… 02/22/2014 on first world problems 0
#4 - Not a selfie as he is obviously not the one holding the camera…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Lvl 93 Selfie 0
User avatar #5 - guywithafork (02/22/2014) [-]
See that camera on his head?
User avatar #7 - davidispissed (02/22/2014) [-]
no distortion, so not mirror.
User avatar #8 - guywithafork (02/22/2014) [-]
Second guy has the camera on his head also.
#19 - so the senators keep getting money to their corporation buddies. 02/22/2014 on War Stories Pt.3 +2
#17 - personally, I think if they're wanting an easily repairedd and…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2014 on War Stories Pt.3 0
User avatar #18 - ianmcgunny (02/22/2014) [-]
Well, who knows why the military does what they do.
User avatar #19 - davidispissed (02/22/2014) [-]
so the senators keep getting money to their corporation buddies.
#15 - I must've been special then. I had a S&W .45 while i was in Kabul.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/22/2014 on War Stories Pt.3 0
User avatar #16 - ianmcgunny (02/22/2014) [-]
M1911's are still being used, but if they get heavily damaged they usually get replaced by M9's.
#22 - anonymous (02/22/2014) [-]
at least in teh marines, the 1911s dont ahve many interchangable parts. the Precision weapons shop down in Quantico Virginia has to specifically create or alter parts for each individial 1911. at least teh refurbished ones that still get put back into the fleet. therefore the 1911 can still be used but more commonly the M9 is used
User avatar #17 - davidispissed (02/22/2014) [-]
personally, I think if they're wanting an easily repairedd and replaced 9mm alternative, they sould go with a Stoeger Couger. The colt M9 isnt really that great and has more parts to clean, which means more points of failure.
User avatar #18 - ianmcgunny (02/22/2014) [-]
Well, who knows why the military does what they do.
User avatar #19 - davidispissed (02/22/2014) [-]
so the senators keep getting money to their corporation buddies.
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User avatar #3 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i had to add you your name speaks to me since my names david too
User avatar #4 to #3 - davidispissed (03/29/2014) [-]
really? mine too.


*awkward realization*
User avatar #5 to #4 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i work in a place with 4 other people named dave it ends up with confusion all the time
User avatar #6 to #5 - davidispissed (03/29/2014) [-]
insay all the davids should unite and take over the world.
User avatar #7 to #6 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i'm in we are many we are strong we have a pretty awesome name ha
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