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#182 - besides, if they had any balls they'd put there name up instea…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2011 on the red -1
User avatar #185 - ipunchinfants (08/02/2011) [-]
Eh Its true and i doubt he wants to waste his time making his account.
User avatar #187 - ipunchinfants (08/02/2011) [-]
*I doubt he would waste his time
User avatar #188 - davidispissed (08/02/2011) [-]
why not? you did.
User avatar #193 - ipunchinfants (08/02/2011) [-]
Ehh i dont know man :P You have a point there
#180 - im a ginger lol.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/02/2011 on the red -1
User avatar #182 - davidispissed (08/02/2011) [-]
besides, if they had any balls they'd put there name up instead of hiding about like a pussy.
User avatar #185 - ipunchinfants (08/02/2011) [-]
Eh Its true and i doubt he wants to waste his time making his account.
User avatar #187 - ipunchinfants (08/02/2011) [-]
*I doubt he would waste his time
User avatar #188 - davidispissed (08/02/2011) [-]
why not? you did.
User avatar #193 - ipunchinfants (08/02/2011) [-]
Ehh i dont know man :P You have a point there
#57 - feel sorry for the league. 08/02/2011 on football 0
#54 - call me when u get one with romo in it.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2011 on football +7
#373 - handsomehomie (08/03/2011) [-]
man, i'm so discouraged! all these people thumbing me down! Man, now i'm going to actually have a life...................oh wait, i do! I just came here bored hoping to express my opinion without getting ridiculed but i guess i can't do that either. What a bunch of pathetic people
User avatar #381 - davidispissed (08/04/2011) [-]
thatwas yesterday's argument...
get over it.
#51 - regardless, "the entire dallas cowboys team has declined …  [+] (11 new replies) 08/02/2011 on football +3
#61 - handsomehomie (08/02/2011) [-]
John Madden is an old overrated Alzheimer piece of shit. Wow, you coached the raiders, who gives a flying duck. Yes i said duck.
User avatar #67 - davidispissed (08/02/2011) [-]
still no superbowl for romo. and three for madden. your move.
#69 - handsomehomie (08/02/2011) [-]
Superbowls are overrated bro. The players are the one's who win the game, not the god damn coach.
User avatar #102 - desmondburton (08/02/2011) [-]
how are SuperBowls overrated that makes no sense that what every team plays for and why they play the game
User avatar #76 - davidispissed (08/02/2011) [-]
your player still hasn't won
#78 - handsomehomie (08/02/2011) [-]
I don't care! Dude, get that through your head! You seem like a smart dude, i don't know how you can't grasp that.
User avatar #81 - davidispissed (08/02/2011) [-]
i win
#136 - handsomehomie (08/02/2011) [-]
And no, you didn't win, did you persuade me to move to another team?no. Are you still a doucher? yes.
#141 - HarbingerGunner (08/02/2011) [-]
If you dont care about the Superbowl. Dont even watch. every player wants a superbowl ring. Hell, Brady has 3 and he is hunting for 4. Though it may not be the best way to show how good a player is, it still is a huge factor in how a player is remembered
#87 - fishdude (08/02/2011) [-]
Here ya go, cause ur WINNING
#83 - handsomehomie (08/02/2011) [-]
wow, you won on the internet here's a little piece of advice for you, original or not <-
#46 - know why san antonio doesnt have a professional foot ball team… 08/02/2011 on football +6
#44 - careful R. Lee Ermie is a texan and so am I. cowboy do suck though.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2011 on football -3
#74 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2011) [-]
Lol, Have you not seen that movie ?
User avatar #79 - davidispissed (08/02/2011) [-]
i have actually. im just bein a dick
#78 - quick grab him hes one of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 08/02/2011 on is it just me 0
#77 - I'm with you there. 08/02/2011 on is it just me +13
#69 - i got a jar of dirt...i got a jar of dirt...i got a jar of dirt. 08/02/2011 on FunnyJunk Origins: Greg +2
#155 - you are anon, therefore u have no opinion. anons are gingers a…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/02/2011 on the red -6
User avatar #177 - ipunchinfants (08/02/2011) [-]
Lol what? Is that how you actually view anons? Whats wrong with you D:
User avatar #180 - davidispissed (08/02/2011) [-]
im a ginger lol.
User avatar #182 - davidispissed (08/02/2011) [-]
besides, if they had any balls they'd put there name up instead of hiding about like a pussy.
User avatar #185 - ipunchinfants (08/02/2011) [-]
Eh Its true and i doubt he wants to waste his time making his account.
User avatar #187 - ipunchinfants (08/02/2011) [-]
*I doubt he would waste his time
User avatar #188 - davidispissed (08/02/2011) [-]
why not? you did.
User avatar #193 - ipunchinfants (08/02/2011) [-]
Ehh i dont know man :P You have a point there
#57 - she deserved it 08/02/2011 on Then I told her about male... 0
#130 - hi im ryan reynolds ;)  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2011 on Life +1
User avatar #264 - MadameMeowmers (08/02/2011) [-]
I'm a male.
User avatar #384 - davidispissed (08/04/2011) [-]
ur strange
User avatar #385 - MadameMeowmers (08/04/2011) [-]
No, just gay :)
#127 - he uses the cans 08/02/2011 on Life 0
#125 - or until she hits him with a bill 08/02/2011 on Life +1
#35 - don't you get it? Mac IS the joke. 08/01/2011 on Facebook +12
#68 - open source software holds your key to freedom. PLAYonLINUX is… 08/01/2011 on how tough are ya 0
#63 - linux would definately be an awesome choice.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2011 on how tough are ya 0
User avatar #66 - deathzor (07/29/2011) [-]
Will I be able to play all of my games on Linux?
User avatar #68 - davidispissed (08/01/2011) [-]
open source software holds your key to freedom. PLAYonLINUX is a program that will allow you to do so. if you decide to play with linux, email me at drolandcorp at gmail and i'll show you more.
#64 - but everyone has a release. so if she doesn't drink or go club… 07/28/2011 on So true 0
#55 - really have you ever been in a position that stresses you to t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2011 on So true -3
#62 - ravenfyra (07/28/2011) [-]
I sorry, but did you just answer your own question to me?

You're making a lot of assumptions, and not everyone drinks for the same reasons. I don't need to drink to forget about things, and that's not why I do.

It's not like everyone finds release in the same things either.
User avatar #64 - davidispissed (07/28/2011) [-]
but everyone has a release. so if she doesn't drink or go clubbin or have promiscuous encounters, what does she do o enlightened one?

that leaves

murder
or drugs.
#51 - also if any other person sang about sex and alcohol but said n… 07/28/2011 on So true 0
#50 - no but i can be wise enough not to believe someone just becaus…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2011 on So true +2
User avatar #52 - ravenfyra (07/28/2011) [-]
Yeah.


ONCE. Doesn't mean she does it regularly.
User avatar #55 - davidispissed (07/28/2011) [-]
really have you ever been in a position that stresses you to the point you need release and the only place you find it is in a bottle?

no?

then you dont know what alcohol does. it makes you forget for a while and in that stressful life the only thing you can live for is to continue forgetting. im not saying she's wrong or evil, im saying she lives a hard life and prolbably drinks to ease her stress.
#62 - ravenfyra (07/28/2011) [-]
I sorry, but did you just answer your own question to me?

You're making a lot of assumptions, and not everyone drinks for the same reasons. I don't need to drink to forget about things, and that's not why I do.

It's not like everyone finds release in the same things either.
User avatar #64 - davidispissed (07/28/2011) [-]
but everyone has a release. so if she doesn't drink or go clubbin or have promiscuous encounters, what does she do o enlightened one?

that leaves

murder
or drugs.
User avatar #51 - davidispissed (07/28/2011) [-]
also if any other person sang about sex and alcohol but said not really, you would call them posers or hypocrites.
#8 - Picture 07/28/2011 on The Correction Helps +1
#40 - you're an idiot. trust me, she drinks. i told people for years…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/28/2011 on So true +7
User avatar #44 - ravenfyra (07/28/2011) [-]
You can't judge everyone by what YOU may have done.
User avatar #50 - davidispissed (07/28/2011) [-]
no but i can be wise enough not to believe someone just because they speak. everything should be held to scrutiny. plus she has a dui on her record. that typically means DRINKING
User avatar #52 - ravenfyra (07/28/2011) [-]
Yeah.


ONCE. Doesn't mean she does it regularly.
User avatar #55 - davidispissed (07/28/2011) [-]
really have you ever been in a position that stresses you to the point you need release and the only place you find it is in a bottle?

no?

then you dont know what alcohol does. it makes you forget for a while and in that stressful life the only thing you can live for is to continue forgetting. im not saying she's wrong or evil, im saying she lives a hard life and prolbably drinks to ease her stress.
#62 - ravenfyra (07/28/2011) [-]
I sorry, but did you just answer your own question to me?

You're making a lot of assumptions, and not everyone drinks for the same reasons. I don't need to drink to forget about things, and that's not why I do.

It's not like everyone finds release in the same things either.
User avatar #64 - davidispissed (07/28/2011) [-]
but everyone has a release. so if she doesn't drink or go clubbin or have promiscuous encounters, what does she do o enlightened one?

that leaves

murder
or drugs.
User avatar #51 - davidispissed (07/28/2011) [-]
also if any other person sang about sex and alcohol but said not really, you would call them posers or hypocrites.
#37 - she said in that same song she turns men away unless they look…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/28/2011 on So true +12
#38 - verby (07/28/2011) [-]
which is why it's smart. shewrites her songs to make money.
User avatar #40 - davidispissed (07/28/2011) [-]
you're an idiot. trust me, she drinks. i told people for years i don't drink do you know what i was doing all that time? FUCKING DRINKING!
User avatar #44 - ravenfyra (07/28/2011) [-]
You can't judge everyone by what YOU may have done.
User avatar #50 - davidispissed (07/28/2011) [-]
no but i can be wise enough not to believe someone just because they speak. everything should be held to scrutiny. plus she has a dui on her record. that typically means DRINKING
User avatar #52 - ravenfyra (07/28/2011) [-]
Yeah.


ONCE. Doesn't mean she does it regularly.
User avatar #55 - davidispissed (07/28/2011) [-]
really have you ever been in a position that stresses you to the point you need release and the only place you find it is in a bottle?

no?

then you dont know what alcohol does. it makes you forget for a while and in that stressful life the only thing you can live for is to continue forgetting. im not saying she's wrong or evil, im saying she lives a hard life and prolbably drinks to ease her stress.
#62 - ravenfyra (07/28/2011) [-]
I sorry, but did you just answer your own question to me?

You're making a lot of assumptions, and not everyone drinks for the same reasons. I don't need to drink to forget about things, and that's not why I do.

It's not like everyone finds release in the same things either.
User avatar #64 - davidispissed (07/28/2011) [-]
but everyone has a release. so if she doesn't drink or go clubbin or have promiscuous encounters, what does she do o enlightened one?

that leaves

murder
or drugs.
User avatar #51 - davidispissed (07/28/2011) [-]
also if any other person sang about sex and alcohol but said not really, you would call them posers or hypocrites.
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#1 - tomanyusernames (04/22/2013) [-]
your comment virginity is mine!
User avatar #2 to #1 - davidispissed (04/22/2013) [-]
nooooooo! i've been violated!



lol
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