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#2 - guess i lose 06/22/2012 on Silence of Love 0
#8 - a lot of people did. i helped write the RPM Installer  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2012 on notcounterstrike.jpg +2
#9 - anonymous (06/22/2012) [-]
oo nice
#5 - assaultcube  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2012 on notcounterstrike.jpg +2
#6 - anonymous (06/22/2012) [-]
my friend helped design assault cube..
User avatar #8 - davidispissed (06/22/2012) [-]
a lot of people did. i helped write the RPM Installer
#9 - anonymous (06/22/2012) [-]
oo nice
#3 - Frontier DSL wont even load without timing out 06/22/2012 on Speed +1
#3 - nope it was just a fart 06/22/2012 on ooh facebook 0
#78 - No faith is the enemy faith aside from those who would worship… 06/17/2012 on Elvis 0
#77 - Wrong. You should take time from sucking terrorist dicks and … 06/17/2012 on Elvis 0
#76 - Its one thing to insult my name and honor. Its another to bet… 06/17/2012 on Elvis 0
#62 - Not idolotry, respect. something no one here has for you. go a…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2012 on Elvis 0
User avatar #63 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
Why respect a coward and a Muslim . They are the enemy faith
User avatar #78 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
No faith is the enemy faith aside from those who would worship death. You are the enemy.
#61 - Wrong. The state is corruption, the state is evil. You, sir ar…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2012 on Elvis 0
User avatar #64 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
God is the State . God is the Republic .
User avatar #77 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
Wrong. You should take time from sucking terrorist dicks and educate yourself.
#60 - Machetes are only for the weak, when we find you, and we will,…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2012 on Elvis +1
User avatar #66 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
And i fought for your freedom before not that you fought for anyones freedom lance corperal
#65 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
This is you coward
User avatar #76 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
Its one thing to insult my name and honor. Its another to betray my country to my face. Why is it that you persist where you are hated? Maybe there's no woman in yor life? Maybe they hateyou as much as we do? Or maybe you're just angry at your nazi father and your communist whore mother. You will soon learn that I can hate as well as you.
#56 - If death for you is honorable, consider yours as my honor  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2012 on Elvis 0
User avatar #58 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
Then i face you for the glory of the State.

Machetes are arms length in time square
User avatar #60 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
Machetes are only for the weak, when we find you, and we will, i will tear you apart limb from limb and i will let you live to see me prying open your chest and crushing your still beating heart. As far as I am concerned you don't deserve the freedoms I fought for.
User avatar #66 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
And i fought for your freedom before not that you fought for anyones freedom lance corperal
#65 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
This is you coward
User avatar #76 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
Its one thing to insult my name and honor. Its another to betray my country to my face. Why is it that you persist where you are hated? Maybe there's no woman in yor life? Maybe they hateyou as much as we do? Or maybe you're just angry at your nazi father and your communist whore mother. You will soon learn that I can hate as well as you.
#54 - ******** . holiness is not the sate, holiness is w…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2012 on Elvis 0
User avatar #55 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
The State is holiness . The State is the Faith .
User avatar #61 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
Wrong. The state is corruption, the state is evil. You, sir are evil. Faith and God lie with the free. people like my father, people like my mother, people like the United States Marines whom you have successfully pissed off today.
User avatar #64 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
God is the State . God is the Republic .
User avatar #77 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
Wrong. You should take time from sucking terrorist dicks and educate yourself.
#51 - service to the state, beloved republic. You're a NAZI aren't you?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2012 on Elvis 0
User avatar #53 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
No I am merely a Fascist why does this upset you that I value the republic more then you do apparently
#50 - no. my father was a warrant officer in the us navy. I…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/17/2012 on Elvis -1
#79 - anonymous (07/01/2012) [-]
First: Warrant Officer is not a Naval rank.

Second: what battalion and what was your MOS, otherwise you're just full of shit trying to make a point

Third: George H. W. Bush didn't dodge the draft, as a matter of fact he was shot down in action over the Pacific.
User avatar #80 - davidispissed (07/04/2012) [-]
first Warrant Officer is O-1 first officer's rank as a Marine
second MOS was Amphibious assault vehicle repair 3rd battalion platoon 3230 company Kilo
third show me the info, so we both will know for sure.
User avatar #52 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
Was Bush did and he should have been barred form the presidency on being a coward .

FDR pardons his blood for the gift of the atomic bomb blessed is its names

User avatar #56 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
If death for you is honorable, consider yours as my honor
User avatar #58 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
Then i face you for the glory of the State.

Machetes are arms length in time square
User avatar #60 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
Machetes are only for the weak, when we find you, and we will, i will tear you apart limb from limb and i will let you live to see me prying open your chest and crushing your still beating heart. As far as I am concerned you don't deserve the freedoms I fought for.
User avatar #66 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
And i fought for your freedom before not that you fought for anyones freedom lance corperal
#65 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
This is you coward
User avatar #76 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
Its one thing to insult my name and honor. Its another to betray my country to my face. Why is it that you persist where you are hated? Maybe there's no woman in yor life? Maybe they hateyou as much as we do? Or maybe you're just angry at your nazi father and your communist whore mother. You will soon learn that I can hate as well as you.
#48 - so your mouthing in completely different cowardice?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2012 on Elvis 0
User avatar #49 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
No I did my service to the State . I conferred service of 4 years of my life to the beloved Republic . Unlike Ali
User avatar #82 - joeykaze (08/15/2012) [-]
too bad you didn't die, you would have done better to die, one less idiot on this world.
User avatar #51 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
service to the state, beloved republic. You're a NAZI aren't you?
User avatar #53 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
No I am merely a Fascist why does this upset you that I value the republic more then you do apparently
#45 - then eat a dick and kill yourself. before we do.  [+] (11 new replies) 06/17/2012 on Elvis 0
User avatar #47 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
Your father was the one to avoid his duty i guess
User avatar #50 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
no. my father was a warrant officer in the us navy.

I was a lance corporal in th US Marines.

George bush sr. was the dodger, as was FDR.
#79 - anonymous (07/01/2012) [-]
First: Warrant Officer is not a Naval rank.

Second: what battalion and what was your MOS, otherwise you're just full of shit trying to make a point

Third: George H. W. Bush didn't dodge the draft, as a matter of fact he was shot down in action over the Pacific.
User avatar #80 - davidispissed (07/04/2012) [-]
first Warrant Officer is O-1 first officer's rank as a Marine
second MOS was Amphibious assault vehicle repair 3rd battalion platoon 3230 company Kilo
third show me the info, so we both will know for sure.
User avatar #52 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
Was Bush did and he should have been barred form the presidency on being a coward .

FDR pardons his blood for the gift of the atomic bomb blessed is its names

User avatar #56 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
If death for you is honorable, consider yours as my honor
User avatar #58 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
Then i face you for the glory of the State.

Machetes are arms length in time square
User avatar #60 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
Machetes are only for the weak, when we find you, and we will, i will tear you apart limb from limb and i will let you live to see me prying open your chest and crushing your still beating heart. As far as I am concerned you don't deserve the freedoms I fought for.
User avatar #66 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
And i fought for your freedom before not that you fought for anyones freedom lance corperal
#65 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
This is you coward
User avatar #76 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
Its one thing to insult my name and honor. Its another to betray my country to my face. Why is it that you persist where you are hated? Maybe there's no woman in yor life? Maybe they hateyou as much as we do? Or maybe you're just angry at your nazi father and your communist whore mother. You will soon learn that I can hate as well as you.
#43 - like you're doing now?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/17/2012 on Elvis +1
User avatar #44 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
no.
User avatar #48 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
so your mouthing in completely different cowardice?
User avatar #49 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
No I did my service to the State . I conferred service of 4 years of my life to the beloved Republic . Unlike Ali
User avatar #82 - joeykaze (08/15/2012) [-]
too bad you didn't die, you would have done better to die, one less idiot on this world.
User avatar #51 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
service to the state, beloved republic. You're a NAZI aren't you?
User avatar #53 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
No I am merely a Fascist why does this upset you that I value the republic more then you do apparently
#42 - "I hereby pledge my life to DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION again…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2012 on Elvis 0
User avatar #46 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
The Draft law is over all . You chose to have the right to vote he chose to coward away from his duty
#38 - no it doesn't work that way. he was protected under the US con… 06/17/2012 on Elvis 0
#37 - are you saying a man who has seven children and is single who …  [+] (13 new replies) 06/17/2012 on Elvis 0
User avatar #39 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
If he was drafted and chose even while healthy and able he could not go then yes
User avatar #45 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
then eat a dick and kill yourself. before we do.
User avatar #47 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
Your father was the one to avoid his duty i guess
User avatar #50 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
no. my father was a warrant officer in the us navy.

I was a lance corporal in th US Marines.

George bush sr. was the dodger, as was FDR.
#79 - anonymous (07/01/2012) [-]
First: Warrant Officer is not a Naval rank.

Second: what battalion and what was your MOS, otherwise you're just full of shit trying to make a point

Third: George H. W. Bush didn't dodge the draft, as a matter of fact he was shot down in action over the Pacific.
User avatar #80 - davidispissed (07/04/2012) [-]
first Warrant Officer is O-1 first officer's rank as a Marine
second MOS was Amphibious assault vehicle repair 3rd battalion platoon 3230 company Kilo
third show me the info, so we both will know for sure.
User avatar #52 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
Was Bush did and he should have been barred form the presidency on being a coward .

FDR pardons his blood for the gift of the atomic bomb blessed is its names

User avatar #56 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
If death for you is honorable, consider yours as my honor
User avatar #58 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
Then i face you for the glory of the State.

Machetes are arms length in time square
User avatar #60 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
Machetes are only for the weak, when we find you, and we will, i will tear you apart limb from limb and i will let you live to see me prying open your chest and crushing your still beating heart. As far as I am concerned you don't deserve the freedoms I fought for.
User avatar #66 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
And i fought for your freedom before not that you fought for anyones freedom lance corperal
#65 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
This is you coward
User avatar #76 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
Its one thing to insult my name and honor. Its another to betray my country to my face. Why is it that you persist where you are hated? Maybe there's no woman in yor life? Maybe they hateyou as much as we do? Or maybe you're just angry at your nazi father and your communist whore mother. You will soon learn that I can hate as well as you.
#36 - srsly. and yes he does. i just thought u needed the informatio…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2012 on Elvis +1
User avatar #57 - sonicg (06/17/2012) [-]
Well I'll be. Last picture and with a celebrity.
#35 - Muhammed Ali was excused from the draft as the war was against…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2012 on Elvis 0
User avatar #40 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
He could have been contentious objector and served as mail clerk
#34 - So it was against his religion to fight in a war. the Muslims …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/17/2012 on Elvis +1
User avatar #41 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
but mouthed off on his cowardice
User avatar #43 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
like you're doing now?
User avatar #44 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
no.
User avatar #48 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
so your mouthing in completely different cowardice?
User avatar #49 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
No I did my service to the State . I conferred service of 4 years of my life to the beloved Republic . Unlike Ali
User avatar #82 - joeykaze (08/15/2012) [-]
too bad you didn't die, you would have done better to die, one less idiot on this world.
User avatar #51 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
service to the state, beloved republic. You're a NAZI aren't you?
User avatar #53 - fascistteacher (06/17/2012) [-]
No I am merely a Fascist why does this upset you that I value the republic more then you do apparently
#32 - Pvt. Charles Neely  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2012 on Elvis +1
User avatar #33 - sonicg (06/17/2012) [-]
Srsly? I just thought he looked like a goofball.
User avatar #36 - davidispissed (06/17/2012) [-]
srsly. and yes he does. i just thought u needed the information.

btw, this was the last photo ever taken of Neely.
User avatar #57 - sonicg (06/17/2012) [-]
Well I'll be. Last picture and with a celebrity.
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User avatar #3 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i had to add you your name speaks to me since my names david too
User avatar #4 to #3 - davidispissed (03/29/2014) [-]
really? mine too.


*awkward realization*
User avatar #5 to #4 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i work in a place with 4 other people named dave it ends up with confusion all the time
User avatar #6 to #5 - davidispissed (03/29/2014) [-]
insay all the davids should unite and take over the world.
User avatar #7 to #6 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i'm in we are many we are strong we have a pretty awesome name ha
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