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Date Signed Up:7/11/2011
Last Login:7/04/2014
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Content Thumbs: 279 total,  440 ,  161
Comment Thumbs: 3711 total,  5452 ,  1741
Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 27 Content: Peasant → Level 28 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 68.99% (69/100)
Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Times Content Favorited:17 times
Total Comments Made:1882
FJ Points:3952

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#9 - so, your name is Matilda? and you were born in 2009? … 06/27/2012 on This is me, and my dad +1
#1 - how often does it happen when google has multiple wordings of it?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2012 on Fridge 0
User avatar #2 - imakejewburgers (06/28/2012) [-]
This isn't what google actually shows you. People make these.
#1 - hehe...butthurt. 06/27/2012 on Sore one. +8
#29 - I'm like a lawyer with the way I'm always trying to get you of… 06/27/2012 on Songs 0
#1 - they took his stapler 06/27/2012 on When you pop the last of... 0
#27 - exactly it takes more calories to at celery than it actually c… 06/27/2012 on Diet Water -2
#19 - so does icecream, want the proof?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2012 on Diet Water -1
User avatar #26 - buckmysall (06/27/2012) [-]
celery has negative calories
User avatar #27 - davidispissed (06/27/2012) [-]
exactly it takes more calories to at celery than it actually contains. Ice Cream takes more calories to warm it to a temperature at which it can be digested.
#18 - FOUND WALDO!!! 06/27/2012 on Diet Water +1
#472 - oops had it backwards 06/27/2012 on I'm impressed -4
#462 - y=0 how is that difficult?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/27/2012 on I'm impressed -28
#471 - anonymous (06/27/2012) [-]
because y cannot be 0, 0+2= 0 does not make sense
User avatar #472 - davidispissed (06/27/2012) [-]
oops had it backwards
User avatar #468 - Encarna (06/27/2012) [-]
0+2=0

What the hell are you thinking? It's an impossible question silly.
User avatar #466 - bigballeroids (06/27/2012) [-]
0+2=2 dude
#464 - anonymous (06/27/2012) [-]
how is 0+2=0
#3 - after all these posts, i finally noticed his sword is bent 06/26/2012 on Brace 0
#2 - It is quite literally the only way 06/26/2012 on Pie 0
#2 - spidey was a chemist, now spidey is no more. What he thought w… 06/26/2012 on This is a title 0
#9 - needs moar bacon 06/26/2012 on DO WANT -3
#28 - Sounds like my wife.... amiright?.... anyone? 06/26/2012 on Self Service Checkout Comp 0
#53 - I will return after jumping from low earth orbit to slam my he… 06/26/2012 on How I Feel Everytime 0
#50 - I'm just fucking with ya, dick. Don't get all hard.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2012 on How I Feel Everytime 0
User avatar #52 - DoggyBouncer (06/26/2012) [-]
I.....what?
User avatar #53 - davidispissed (06/26/2012) [-]
I will return after jumping from low earth orbit to slam my head on my friends hand on the ground
#49 - But he was on Facebook before it was popular. 06/26/2012 on How I Feel Everytime 0
#141 - i'd go with height. 18 inches may be too much. 06/26/2012 on Genius -1
#45 - Your father was a hipster  [+] (5 new replies) 06/26/2012 on How I Feel Everytime 0
User avatar #48 - DoggyBouncer (06/26/2012) [-]
My father was the shit.
User avatar #50 - davidispissed (06/26/2012) [-]
I'm just fucking with ya, dick. Don't get all hard.
User avatar #52 - DoggyBouncer (06/26/2012) [-]
I.....what?
User avatar #53 - davidispissed (06/26/2012) [-]
I will return after jumping from low earth orbit to slam my head on my friends hand on the ground
User avatar #49 - davidispissed (06/26/2012) [-]
But he was on Facebook before it was popular.
#3 - Comment deleted 06/25/2012 on Who is this guy? +3
#3 - unix/linux from age 4 06/25/2012 on Good Old Days 0
#647 - you monster 06/24/2012 on Facebook (1) +2
#36 - tears, manly tears* 06/22/2012 on Gore Compilation 2 0
#34 - baby you'r a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirewooooooooooooooork 06/22/2012 on Your boobs +2
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User avatar #3 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i had to add you your name speaks to me since my names david too
User avatar #4 to #3 - davidispissed (03/29/2014) [-]
really? mine too.


*awkward realization*
User avatar #5 to #4 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i work in a place with 4 other people named dave it ends up with confusion all the time
User avatar #6 to #5 - davidispissed (03/29/2014) [-]
insay all the davids should unite and take over the world.
User avatar #7 to #6 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i'm in we are many we are strong we have a pretty awesome name ha
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