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#258 - Hell, even our current wars dont teach us **** . W…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/19/2014 on What I've learned 0
User avatar #340 - mrfartypants (03/19/2014) [-]
if the war ends and the world turns in to fall out u could have some work coming in
User avatar #292 - kolehuntstrolls (03/19/2014) [-]
I feel ya electronic warfare here bud
#298 - davidispissed (03/19/2014) [-]
hold me.
#309 - kolehuntstrolls (03/19/2014) [-]
it could of been worse.
User avatar #322 - davidispissed (03/19/2014) [-]
good point.
#2 - they are porposes 03/07/2014 on Sassy gaga +2
#6 - Am I 6the only one here that doesn't like cadbury creme eggs?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2014 on Cadbury Cream Pancakes 0
User avatar #11 - VKMBernbaum (03/08/2014) [-]
I find them way to sweet.
User avatar #9 - maimay (03/08/2014) [-]
no, cadbury creme eggs are disgusting, they totally look like jizz filled chocolate eggs
#13 - its also more likely to fail if they are white republican chri… 03/07/2014 on If only more people... 0
#11 - no, but you can't be certain thiers wont be.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2014 on If only more people... 0
#12 - nebuchadnezzaurus (03/07/2014) [-]






it's just more likely
User avatar #13 - davidispissed (03/07/2014) [-]
its also more likely to fail if they are white republican christians, but it doesn't make it a certainty.
#6 - looks more like colin mochrie 03/07/2014 on Mr Putin 0
#7 - soggy cup 03/07/2014 on So I herd you like cookies... 0
#10 - i eat volcanoes 03/07/2014 on I am saving the planet 0
#7 - Been married 3 years. still happy.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/07/2014 on If only more people... +1
User avatar #10 - nebuchadnezzaurus (03/07/2014) [-]
...therefore the majority of young marriages will also be happy
User avatar #14 - anenemy (03/07/2014) [-]
What? The exact same logic could be applied to your line of thinking.
User avatar #11 - davidispissed (03/07/2014) [-]
no, but you can't be certain thiers wont be.
#12 - nebuchadnezzaurus (03/07/2014) [-]






it's just more likely
User avatar #13 - davidispissed (03/07/2014) [-]
its also more likely to fail if they are white republican christians, but it doesn't make it a certainty.
#34 - registered to GOP Outsource. They take political surveys and s… 03/07/2014 on They always try to take a... 0
#23 - 99 buckets of bits on the bus 99 buckets of bits take … 03/07/2014 on porgraming in a nutshell +1
#14 - nope i just like badgers 03/06/2014 on POINT OF IMPACT 0
#11 - no he deserves a far worse death.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2014 on POINT OF IMPACT +1
#13 - greatferquondo (03/06/2014) [-]
Clarkson is the closest thing I'll get to Jesus.

I don't know why he is so disliked, You must be Mexican or Scottish.
User avatar #14 - davidispissed (03/06/2014) [-]
nope i just like badgers
#9 - too bad Clarkson wasn't in it.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/06/2014 on POINT OF IMPACT -6
User avatar #12 - alljewsmustdie (03/06/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #10 - epicwinone (03/06/2014) [-]
you must be a Piers morgan fan
User avatar #11 - davidispissed (03/06/2014) [-]
no he deserves a far worse death.
#13 - greatferquondo (03/06/2014) [-]
Clarkson is the closest thing I'll get to Jesus.

I don't know why he is so disliked, You must be Mexican or Scottish.
User avatar #14 - davidispissed (03/06/2014) [-]
nope i just like badgers
#22 - I ead they eyeball in his voice. 03/06/2014 on Something funny happened on... +4
#254 - working on an advanced circuit for use in space to allow a ver… 03/06/2014 on And what are you doing with... 0
#98 - yep same for the M16 as well. 03/06/2014 on as 'MURICA as it gets +1
#8 - the m5a4 there is made by Mattel. In china.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/05/2014 on as 'MURICA as it gets +34
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#88 - chandaman (03/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #84 - chimpaflimp (03/05/2014) [-]
Mattel? As in the same company that makes Hot Wheels cars?
User avatar #98 - davidispissed (03/06/2014) [-]
yep same for the M16 as well.
#74 - mcnizzlezz (03/05/2014) [-]
Still not American.
#9 - waving a covention center in a sausage?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on That must be a HELL of a lube 0
#10 - clownsrock (03/05/2014) [-]
baguette in a convention center and a sausage in a hallway
#26 - pot enema is ok tho 03/05/2014 on Injecting 5 weeds is bad 0
#64 - I'm doing post-grad collaboration work for software engineers. 03/04/2014 on neutron +1
#62 - I'm a physicist  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2014 on neutron 0
User avatar #63 - skulldan (03/03/2014) [-]
nice, work in a proper lab or out of a collage or what?
User avatar #64 - davidispissed (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm doing post-grad collaboration work for software engineers.
#60 - well, you're not me so...  [+] (4 new replies) 03/01/2014 on neutron 0
User avatar #61 - skulldan (03/01/2014) [-]
this is very true... Am i to be thankful?

what do you do anyway?
User avatar #62 - davidispissed (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm a physicist
User avatar #63 - skulldan (03/03/2014) [-]
nice, work in a proper lab or out of a collage or what?
User avatar #64 - davidispissed (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm doing post-grad collaboration work for software engineers.
#58 - then you should also remember that subatomic particles with ne…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/28/2014 on neutron 0
User avatar #59 - skulldan (03/01/2014) [-]
thats more year 12 chem...
User avatar #60 - davidispissed (03/01/2014) [-]
well, you're not me so...
User avatar #61 - skulldan (03/01/2014) [-]
this is very true... Am i to be thankful?

what do you do anyway?
User avatar #62 - davidispissed (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm a physicist
User avatar #63 - skulldan (03/03/2014) [-]
nice, work in a proper lab or out of a collage or what?
User avatar #64 - davidispissed (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm doing post-grad collaboration work for software engineers.
#261 - thats why it's time travel 02/28/2014 on Let it be 0
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User avatar #3 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i had to add you your name speaks to me since my names david too
User avatar #4 to #3 - davidispissed (03/29/2014) [-]
really? mine too.


*awkward realization*
User avatar #5 to #4 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i work in a place with 4 other people named dave it ends up with confusion all the time
User avatar #6 to #5 - davidispissed (03/29/2014) [-]
insay all the davids should unite and take over the world.
User avatar #7 to #6 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i'm in we are many we are strong we have a pretty awesome name ha
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