Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

davidispissed    

Rank #39734 on Subscribers
davidispissed Avatar Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Offline
Send mail to davidispissed Block davidispissed Invite davidispissed to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:7/11/2011
Last Login:9/27/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 279 total,  440 ,  161
Comment Thumbs: 3712 total,  5453 ,  1741
Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 27 Content: Peasant → Level 28 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 70% (70/100)
Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:27441
Times Content Favorited:16 times
Total Comments Made:1882
FJ Points:3953

latest user's comments

#38 - mmhmm. but there's a bit more to it. our immune system does it…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Mind = Blown... 0
User avatar #39 - vexaton (04/26/2013) [-]
I've heard that every hour, one potentially cancerous cell is killed by the body. I'm not good with anatomy by the way. I'm more of a physics guy.
User avatar #40 - davidispissed (04/26/2013) [-]
im kind of a chemistry and physics guy.

they do potentially go hand in hand.

so whie oxygen is killing us, it keeps us healthy, too.
User avatar #41 - vexaton (04/26/2013) [-]
Yeah... We would be the same if we found another way to "breathe".
User avatar #42 - davidispissed (04/26/2013) [-]
if one day we mutate to not use oxygen, we will all get cancer.
User avatar #43 - vexaton (04/26/2013) [-]
If we one day mutate to not use oxygen, the body will have improved its immune system to destroy cancer... We can't mutate unless we can survive like that.
User avatar #44 - davidispissed (04/26/2013) [-]
hmm good point
User avatar #45 - vexaton (04/26/2013) [-]
I outsmarted an anatomy nerd... I feel proud. Don't take it the wrong way, I just like having good points. Thanks for explaining shit to me ;)
User avatar #48 - davidispissed (04/26/2013) [-]
no problem
#35 - yeah, we are technically rusting from the inside out  [+] (10 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Mind = Blown... 0
User avatar #36 - vexaton (04/26/2013) [-]
So I was right after all?
User avatar #38 - davidispissed (04/26/2013) [-]
mmhmm. but there's a bit more to it. our immune system does its part to fight it also and can even use free radicals in defense ofd our body by attaching them to the proteins inside other cells, like bacteria cells. This changes thier shape and compostion, often dissallowing them to divide. Also white blood cells use free radicals to fight potentially cancerous cells every day.

all while they are singing "you only get what you give"
User avatar #39 - vexaton (04/26/2013) [-]
I've heard that every hour, one potentially cancerous cell is killed by the body. I'm not good with anatomy by the way. I'm more of a physics guy.
User avatar #40 - davidispissed (04/26/2013) [-]
im kind of a chemistry and physics guy.

they do potentially go hand in hand.

so whie oxygen is killing us, it keeps us healthy, too.
User avatar #41 - vexaton (04/26/2013) [-]
Yeah... We would be the same if we found another way to "breathe".
User avatar #42 - davidispissed (04/26/2013) [-]
if one day we mutate to not use oxygen, we will all get cancer.
User avatar #43 - vexaton (04/26/2013) [-]
If we one day mutate to not use oxygen, the body will have improved its immune system to destroy cancer... We can't mutate unless we can survive like that.
User avatar #44 - davidispissed (04/26/2013) [-]
hmm good point
User avatar #45 - vexaton (04/26/2013) [-]
I outsmarted an anatomy nerd... I feel proud. Don't take it the wrong way, I just like having good points. Thanks for explaining shit to me ;)
User avatar #48 - davidispissed (04/26/2013) [-]
no problem
#33 - free radicals, in fact, but antioxidants help take care of that.  [+] (14 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Mind = Blown... -3
#60 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/27/2013) [-]
Oh God. You realise free radicals aren't a thing that actually exists outside of nutritionist bullshit and yoghurt ads, right?
User avatar #98 - davidispissed (04/27/2013) [-]
false. free radicals are chemical reactions you can observe in any laboratory setting. in fact it only means that an oxygen atom has bonded to an element and left one valence electron open.
User avatar #34 - vexaton (04/26/2013) [-]
True... I was thinking about air in general, not oxygen as a single. Brainfart
User avatar #35 - davidispissed (04/26/2013) [-]
yeah, we are technically rusting from the inside out
User avatar #36 - vexaton (04/26/2013) [-]
So I was right after all?
User avatar #38 - davidispissed (04/26/2013) [-]
mmhmm. but there's a bit more to it. our immune system does its part to fight it also and can even use free radicals in defense ofd our body by attaching them to the proteins inside other cells, like bacteria cells. This changes thier shape and compostion, often dissallowing them to divide. Also white blood cells use free radicals to fight potentially cancerous cells every day.

all while they are singing "you only get what you give"
User avatar #39 - vexaton (04/26/2013) [-]
I've heard that every hour, one potentially cancerous cell is killed by the body. I'm not good with anatomy by the way. I'm more of a physics guy.
User avatar #40 - davidispissed (04/26/2013) [-]
im kind of a chemistry and physics guy.

they do potentially go hand in hand.

so whie oxygen is killing us, it keeps us healthy, too.
User avatar #41 - vexaton (04/26/2013) [-]
Yeah... We would be the same if we found another way to "breathe".
User avatar #42 - davidispissed (04/26/2013) [-]
if one day we mutate to not use oxygen, we will all get cancer.
User avatar #43 - vexaton (04/26/2013) [-]
If we one day mutate to not use oxygen, the body will have improved its immune system to destroy cancer... We can't mutate unless we can survive like that.
User avatar #44 - davidispissed (04/26/2013) [-]
hmm good point
User avatar #45 - vexaton (04/26/2013) [-]
I outsmarted an anatomy nerd... I feel proud. Don't take it the wrong way, I just like having good points. Thanks for explaining shit to me ;)
User avatar #48 - davidispissed (04/26/2013) [-]
no problem
#10 - actually its one of those words that permeates many ancient so… 04/26/2013 on let's call it moon moon 0
#4 - yeah after the Norse goddess of the moon  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on let's call it moon moon 0
User avatar #6 - teamrocketninja (04/26/2013) [-]
Luna is Latin for moon...
User avatar #10 - davidispissed (04/26/2013) [-]
actually its one of those words that permeates many ancient societies, like the isea of dragons or pyramids.
#1 - But our moon has a name. It's name is Luna  [+] (5 new replies) 04/25/2013 on let's call it moon moon 0
User avatar #8 - churrundo (04/26/2013) [-]
and for spanish speakers it's just as exciting as moon
User avatar #3 - ScottP (04/26/2013) [-]
Really? I never knew there was an official name for it. I knew the term "lunar" and "luna-" meant pertaining to moons (or our moon in this instance), but I never knew that it was actually named "Luna"
User avatar #4 - davidispissed (04/26/2013) [-]
yeah after the Norse goddess of the moon
User avatar #6 - teamrocketninja (04/26/2013) [-]
Luna is Latin for moon...
User avatar #10 - davidispissed (04/26/2013) [-]
actually its one of those words that permeates many ancient societies, like the isea of dragons or pyramids.
#2 - doctor sticks gravalicious 04/25/2013 on Fuck I got Moon Moon 0
#13 - It's the flesh! 04/25/2013 on tumblr 0
#5 - minin some obsidian, like a boss and if you don't like it … 04/24/2013 on Mine yo obsidian shit... 0
#160 - IronSpawn awesome 04/24/2013 on Heavy Metal Band Generator 0
#1 - Comment deleted 04/23/2013 on They just keep appearing +1
#36 - not drugs. its oxidized on the outside, so its partially metal… 04/23/2013 on I am trying to figure out... 0
#63 - nice try 04/22/2013 on you sick fuck -1
#62 - i think ur lying 04/22/2013 on you sick fuck -1
#55 - ur 12?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on you sick fuck -3
#57 - Riukanojutsu (04/22/2013) [-]
ok bud

whatever.
#52 - usted chupa en español  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2013 on you sick fuck -3
User avatar #54 - Riukanojutsu (04/22/2013) [-]
Sorry I dont speak 12 years old.
User avatar #55 - davidispissed (04/22/2013) [-]
ur 12?
#57 - Riukanojutsu (04/22/2013) [-]
ok bud

whatever.
#46 - nose?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/22/2013 on you sick fuck -2
User avatar #50 - Riukanojutsu (04/22/2013) [-]
u b el masto trollo
User avatar #52 - davidispissed (04/22/2013) [-]
usted chupa en español
User avatar #54 - Riukanojutsu (04/22/2013) [-]
Sorry I dont speak 12 years old.
User avatar #55 - davidispissed (04/22/2013) [-]
ur 12?
#57 - Riukanojutsu (04/22/2013) [-]
ok bud

whatever.
#42 - if i blocked you, how are you still here?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2013 on you sick fuck -3
User avatar #58 - tylosaurus (04/22/2013) [-]
Because you unblocked me, obviously.
User avatar #62 - davidispissed (04/22/2013) [-]
i think ur lying
#37 - good to know  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on you sick fuck -2
#41 - synthuz (04/22/2013) [-]
#36 - but theres more to freedom than guns isnt there? 04/22/2013 on you sick fuck -3
#33 - counting potential child molesters.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2013 on you sick fuck -1
User avatar #35 - synthuz (04/22/2013) [-]
I'll have you know I groped my 4 year old niece just last month
User avatar #37 - davidispissed (04/22/2013) [-]
good to know
#41 - synthuz (04/22/2013) [-]
#31 - 3 down!  [+] (5 new replies) 04/22/2013 on you sick fuck -1
User avatar #32 - synthuz (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm sorry what
User avatar #33 - davidispissed (04/22/2013) [-]
counting potential child molesters.
User avatar #35 - synthuz (04/22/2013) [-]
I'll have you know I groped my 4 year old niece just last month
User avatar #37 - davidispissed (04/22/2013) [-]
good to know
#41 - synthuz (04/22/2013) [-]
#29 - i wasnt debating gun control. I said let people be free. …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2013 on you sick fuck -4
User avatar #34 - teranin (04/22/2013) [-]
the debate on gun control IS a debate about freedom... no wonder you were having so much trouble.
User avatar #36 - davidispissed (04/22/2013) [-]
but theres more to freedom than guns isnt there?
#27 - i just like making him angry. 04/22/2013 on you sick fuck -1
#23 - he's been linking to it all over the comments 04/22/2013 on you sick fuck -1
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 1050 / Total items point value: 1500

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #3 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i had to add you your name speaks to me since my names david too
User avatar #4 to #3 - davidispissed (03/29/2014) [-]
really? mine too.


*awkward realization*
User avatar #5 to #4 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i work in a place with 4 other people named dave it ends up with confusion all the time
User avatar #6 to #5 - davidispissed (03/29/2014) [-]
insay all the davids should unite and take over the world.
User avatar #7 to #6 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i'm in we are many we are strong we have a pretty awesome name ha
 Friends (0)