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Date Signed Up:7/11/2011
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#37 - **davidispissed rolls 016** bob 11/22/2013 on Getting a Leopard Gecko 0
#34 - bob  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2013 on Getting a Leopard Gecko 0
User avatar #37 - davidispissed (11/22/2013) [-]
**davidispissed rolls 016** bob
#22 - the gs4 was nice. or if you want a windows phone (god kno… 11/22/2013 on Never buy an iPhone charger... 0
#28 - what would jimmy buffett do?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/22/2013 on 5pm 0
#29 - tiredofthis (11/22/2013) [-]
Funny you should ask, Allen.
User avatar #30 - davidispissed (11/22/2013) [-]
Pooooour me somethin' tall and strong.....
User avatar #31 - tiredofthis (11/23/2013) [-]
Make it a hurricane before I go insane.
User avatar #32 - davidispissed (11/23/2013) [-]
It's only half past twelve, but i dont care.
User avatar #33 - tiredofthis (11/23/2013) [-]
It's 5 o'clock somewhwere!!!
#103 - really. then i guess insects nuke each other all the time. You…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Nuke 'em -1
User avatar #106 - soontobefamous (11/25/2013) [-]
and it's *their
User avatar #105 - soontobefamous (11/25/2013) [-]
right, everyone should live to be old and die slowly, so we can run out of natural resources and have an apocalyptic wave of malnutrition and sickness on the already dying planet because nobody deserves to be killed and humans are the same size and take up the same space/resources as insects



ya fag
User avatar #107 - davidispissed (11/25/2013) [-]
firstly, "dying planet". yeah nukesoughtta solve that one.

second, when you spend 720 Million dollars a day in the middle east,you'realready wasting resources.
User avatar #108 - soontobefamous (11/25/2013) [-]
so how does sustaining life for more people with less money prove your point?
User avatar #109 - davidispissed (11/25/2013) [-]
where doyou get this notion of supporting more with less?

i'm saying we can support morewith the same, comfotably, if we stop spending money killing each other.
User avatar #110 - soontobefamous (11/26/2013) [-]
money doesn't re build the ozone, renew the oceans water supply and mass produce livestock and healthy vegetation to survive on. The planet is only so big, and people need to die to make room for the next generation. We have an over populated planet already, it's Darwinism in effect. So quit bitching, man up, grab a gun and make some room.





ya fag
User avatar #118 - davidispissed (11/30/2013) [-]
and war ensures that the planet we leave for the nexxt gheneration is wose off. if you're that concerned about overpopulation, go kill yourself.
User avatar #121 - soontobefamous (12/02/2013) [-]
The planet is dying anyway, i would rather die comfortably than wasting resources on the weak, the old, and flower shielding hippies like you





ya fag
User avatar #122 - davidispissed (12/02/2013) [-]
Try US Marine, tired of fighting.
User avatar #123 - soontobefamous (12/02/2013) [-]
no such thing
User avatar #124 - davidispissed (12/02/2013) [-]
Trust me, there is. When you watch a system you were ordered to protect turn around and murder innocent women and children, you will tire of war very quickly.
User avatar #126 - soontobefamous (12/02/2013) [-]
That is a recognized (yet unconfirmed) part of the job. You do what you're told and if you're gonna regret it you might as well not do it. War isn't fun, it isn't 'right' and it's not for everyone.
#1 - and i approve this message  [+] (7 new replies) 11/20/2013 on 5pm +2
User avatar #6 - tiredofthis (11/21/2013) [-]
In a moment like this, I can't help but wonder.....
User avatar #28 - davidispissed (11/22/2013) [-]
what would jimmy buffett do?
#29 - tiredofthis (11/22/2013) [-]
Funny you should ask, Allen.
User avatar #30 - davidispissed (11/22/2013) [-]
Pooooour me somethin' tall and strong.....
User avatar #31 - tiredofthis (11/23/2013) [-]
Make it a hurricane before I go insane.
User avatar #32 - davidispissed (11/23/2013) [-]
It's only half past twelve, but i dont care.
User avatar #33 - tiredofthis (11/23/2013) [-]
It's 5 o'clock somewhwere!!!
#3 - Picture 11/20/2013 on Use it +6
#5 - Jay Leno 11/20/2013 on Christmas is coming... 0
#10 - we still wouldn't have seen it. 11/20/2013 on If planets were as close as... +1
#6 - let them and require id when they do, so that you have a datab… 11/20/2013 on Hello? Yes, this is OC +3
#6 - Is that Louis C.K? 11/20/2013 on So this happened today... +1
#17 - nowhere. Because I believe that killing people only makeother …  [+] (14 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Nuke 'em -2
User avatar #33 - soontobefamous (11/21/2013) [-]
it's a natural part of life called population control ya fag
User avatar #103 - davidispissed (11/22/2013) [-]
really. then i guess insects nuke each other all the time. You don't accomplish anything by killing children or irradiating thier atmosphere.
User avatar #106 - soontobefamous (11/25/2013) [-]
and it's *their
User avatar #105 - soontobefamous (11/25/2013) [-]
right, everyone should live to be old and die slowly, so we can run out of natural resources and have an apocalyptic wave of malnutrition and sickness on the already dying planet because nobody deserves to be killed and humans are the same size and take up the same space/resources as insects



ya fag
User avatar #107 - davidispissed (11/25/2013) [-]
firstly, "dying planet". yeah nukesoughtta solve that one.

second, when you spend 720 Million dollars a day in the middle east,you'realready wasting resources.
User avatar #108 - soontobefamous (11/25/2013) [-]
so how does sustaining life for more people with less money prove your point?
User avatar #109 - davidispissed (11/25/2013) [-]
where doyou get this notion of supporting more with less?

i'm saying we can support morewith the same, comfotably, if we stop spending money killing each other.
User avatar #110 - soontobefamous (11/26/2013) [-]
money doesn't re build the ozone, renew the oceans water supply and mass produce livestock and healthy vegetation to survive on. The planet is only so big, and people need to die to make room for the next generation. We have an over populated planet already, it's Darwinism in effect. So quit bitching, man up, grab a gun and make some room.





ya fag
User avatar #118 - davidispissed (11/30/2013) [-]
and war ensures that the planet we leave for the nexxt gheneration is wose off. if you're that concerned about overpopulation, go kill yourself.
User avatar #121 - soontobefamous (12/02/2013) [-]
The planet is dying anyway, i would rather die comfortably than wasting resources on the weak, the old, and flower shielding hippies like you





ya fag
User avatar #122 - davidispissed (12/02/2013) [-]
Try US Marine, tired of fighting.
User avatar #123 - soontobefamous (12/02/2013) [-]
no such thing
User avatar #124 - davidispissed (12/02/2013) [-]
Trust me, there is. When you watch a system you were ordered to protect turn around and murder innocent women and children, you will tire of war very quickly.
User avatar #126 - soontobefamous (12/02/2013) [-]
That is a recognized (yet unconfirmed) part of the job. You do what you're told and if you're gonna regret it you might as well not do it. War isn't fun, it isn't 'right' and it's not for everyone.
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#25 - Walking on the sun. -Smashmouth 11/20/2013 on I Will Always Love You 0
#3 - ******* Catholics, ******* everything up. 11/20/2013 on I did Nazi that coming +3
#56 - If your dev team doesn't contain full beards, you need new guys. 11/20/2013 on Awesome Friends 0
#77 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Antivirus is expired 0
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#75 - Picture 11/20/2013 on Antivirus is expired +1
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#12 - yes 11/20/2013 on Good Guy Microsoft +1
#3 - Comment deleted 11/20/2013 on Things I Get To Say At Work 0
#1 - Comment deleted 11/20/2013 on Bob +1
#27 - Found the vegan!  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2013 on There's truth in this +133
User avatar #85 - drtrousersnake (11/19/2013) [-]
*found the obvious troll
User avatar #233 - IamSofaKingdom (11/19/2013) [-]
I feel as if this anon could have possibly been the guy you replied as well.
#26 - hindu 11/19/2013 on There's truth in this 0
#4 - have fun paying 400 dollars for what's worth 10.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on The Real PS4 vs XBONE... -2
User avatar #5 - mkgt (11/17/2013) [-]
I have no plans to purchase the Phillips CD-i
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User avatar #3 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i had to add you your name speaks to me since my names david too
User avatar #4 to #3 - davidispissed (03/29/2014) [-]
really? mine too.


*awkward realization*
User avatar #5 to #4 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i work in a place with 4 other people named dave it ends up with confusion all the time
User avatar #6 to #5 - davidispissed (03/29/2014) [-]
insay all the davids should unite and take over the world.
User avatar #7 to #6 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i'm in we are many we are strong we have a pretty awesome name ha
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