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#12 - well, someday, perhaps common sense will be too. but im assumi…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/05/2014 on shocked face. +2
User avatar #13 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
Common sense in politics?
that would be that day lol.
User avatar #14 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
perhaps we should run for office in our respective countries.
User avatar #15 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
Yes, that would bring progression if we succeeded.
but i doubt it would be easy without money as those other political parties would most likely try sabotage if they deemed us too much of a threat to their positions of power.
#16 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
Yes, but I have a plan...
User avatar #17 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh? pray tell.
User avatar #18 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
pinky.... we are going to take over the world with a meticulous analysis of history.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9aYrURLHh0
User avatar #19 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
But they all failed, and so would we.
User avatar #20 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
better than doing nothing
User avatar #21 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
But doing nothing would also mean not paying taxes.
now if no one paid any taxes then they would be forced to listen and accept our demands!
User avatar #22 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
or just cut all public programs and wait for us to die...
User avatar #23 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
I prefer not paying taxes...
User avatar #24 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
I prefer having a say as to what my taxes go for. Taxes are fine, using my money to murder children is not
User avatar #27 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm still talking about the majority of the population not the individual.
User avatar #25 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
If they are misusing your tax money, don't give them any. then to get it back they will have to listen to what you want like they actually should.
User avatar #26 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
again, you assume logic where there is none. if i dont pay taxes, i go to prison.
#8 - no. no. NOOO! I REFUSE TO BE HURT AGAIN!!!!!!! 01/05/2014 on God damn it Google 0
#10 - Sounds a lot like politics here, too.  [+] (17 new replies) 01/05/2014 on shocked face. 0
User avatar #11 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
politics is everywhere...
User avatar #12 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
well, someday, perhaps common sense will be too. but im assuming thats only after the singularity.
User avatar #13 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
Common sense in politics?
that would be that day lol.
User avatar #14 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
perhaps we should run for office in our respective countries.
User avatar #15 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
Yes, that would bring progression if we succeeded.
but i doubt it would be easy without money as those other political parties would most likely try sabotage if they deemed us too much of a threat to their positions of power.
#16 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
Yes, but I have a plan...
User avatar #17 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh? pray tell.
User avatar #18 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
pinky.... we are going to take over the world with a meticulous analysis of history.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9aYrURLHh0
User avatar #19 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
But they all failed, and so would we.
User avatar #20 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
better than doing nothing
User avatar #21 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
But doing nothing would also mean not paying taxes.
now if no one paid any taxes then they would be forced to listen and accept our demands!
User avatar #22 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
or just cut all public programs and wait for us to die...
User avatar #23 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
I prefer not paying taxes...
User avatar #24 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
I prefer having a say as to what my taxes go for. Taxes are fine, using my money to murder children is not
User avatar #27 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm still talking about the majority of the population not the individual.
User avatar #25 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
If they are misusing your tax money, don't give them any. then to get it back they will have to listen to what you want like they actually should.
User avatar #26 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
again, you assume logic where there is none. if i dont pay taxes, i go to prison.
#8 - ok, just making sure no one's getting bent out of shape before…  [+] (19 new replies) 01/05/2014 on shocked face. 0
User avatar #9 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
the DM blow the immigration thing out of proportion, when really people would pay more attention in getting a better party into power instead of switching between the two current ones who no one seems happy about...
User avatar #10 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
Sounds a lot like politics here, too.
User avatar #11 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
politics is everywhere...
User avatar #12 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
well, someday, perhaps common sense will be too. but im assuming thats only after the singularity.
User avatar #13 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
Common sense in politics?
that would be that day lol.
User avatar #14 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
perhaps we should run for office in our respective countries.
User avatar #15 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
Yes, that would bring progression if we succeeded.
but i doubt it would be easy without money as those other political parties would most likely try sabotage if they deemed us too much of a threat to their positions of power.
#16 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
Yes, but I have a plan...
User avatar #17 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh? pray tell.
User avatar #18 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
pinky.... we are going to take over the world with a meticulous analysis of history.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9aYrURLHh0
User avatar #19 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
But they all failed, and so would we.
User avatar #20 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
better than doing nothing
User avatar #21 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
But doing nothing would also mean not paying taxes.
now if no one paid any taxes then they would be forced to listen and accept our demands!
User avatar #22 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
or just cut all public programs and wait for us to die...
User avatar #23 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
I prefer not paying taxes...
User avatar #24 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
I prefer having a say as to what my taxes go for. Taxes are fine, using my money to murder children is not
User avatar #27 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm still talking about the majority of the population not the individual.
User avatar #25 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
If they are misusing your tax money, don't give them any. then to get it back they will have to listen to what you want like they actually should.
User avatar #26 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
again, you assume logic where there is none. if i dont pay taxes, i go to prison.
#6 - You realize that anything from Daily Mail is as credible as an…  [+] (21 new replies) 01/05/2014 on shocked face. +5
User avatar #7 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
yup, i just like their sensationalised headlines.
User avatar #8 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
ok, just making sure no one's getting bent out of shape before they actually research the issue.
User avatar #9 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
the DM blow the immigration thing out of proportion, when really people would pay more attention in getting a better party into power instead of switching between the two current ones who no one seems happy about...
User avatar #10 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
Sounds a lot like politics here, too.
User avatar #11 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
politics is everywhere...
User avatar #12 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
well, someday, perhaps common sense will be too. but im assuming thats only after the singularity.
User avatar #13 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
Common sense in politics?
that would be that day lol.
User avatar #14 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
perhaps we should run for office in our respective countries.
User avatar #15 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
Yes, that would bring progression if we succeeded.
but i doubt it would be easy without money as those other political parties would most likely try sabotage if they deemed us too much of a threat to their positions of power.
#16 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
Yes, but I have a plan...
User avatar #17 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh? pray tell.
User avatar #18 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
pinky.... we are going to take over the world with a meticulous analysis of history.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9aYrURLHh0
User avatar #19 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
But they all failed, and so would we.
User avatar #20 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
better than doing nothing
User avatar #21 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
But doing nothing would also mean not paying taxes.
now if no one paid any taxes then they would be forced to listen and accept our demands!
User avatar #22 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
or just cut all public programs and wait for us to die...
User avatar #23 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
I prefer not paying taxes...
User avatar #24 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
I prefer having a say as to what my taxes go for. Taxes are fine, using my money to murder children is not
User avatar #27 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm still talking about the majority of the population not the individual.
User avatar #25 - shogunhokan (01/05/2014) [-]
If they are misusing your tax money, don't give them any. then to get it back they will have to listen to what you want like they actually should.
User avatar #26 - davidispissed (01/05/2014) [-]
again, you assume logic where there is none. if i dont pay taxes, i go to prison.
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#220 - indeed.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on Madlib +1
User avatar #221 - warlockrichard (12/19/2013) [-]
quite
#214 - meanwhile, to the left...  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Madlib +1
#219 - warlockrichard (12/19/2013) [-]
we had a good run you and I
User avatar #220 - davidispissed (12/19/2013) [-]
indeed.
User avatar #221 - warlockrichard (12/19/2013) [-]
quite
#208 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Madlib +1
#210 - warlockrichard (12/19/2013) [-]
#214 - davidispissed (12/19/2013) [-]
meanwhile, to the left...
#219 - warlockrichard (12/19/2013) [-]
we had a good run you and I
User avatar #220 - davidispissed (12/19/2013) [-]
indeed.
User avatar #221 - warlockrichard (12/19/2013) [-]
quite
#206 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Madlib +1
#207 - warlockrichard (12/19/2013) [-]
#208 - davidispissed (12/19/2013) [-]
#210 - warlockrichard (12/19/2013) [-]
#214 - davidispissed (12/19/2013) [-]
meanwhile, to the left...
#219 - warlockrichard (12/19/2013) [-]
we had a good run you and I
User avatar #220 - davidispissed (12/19/2013) [-]
indeed.
User avatar #221 - warlockrichard (12/19/2013) [-]
quite
#204 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Madlib +1
#205 - warlockrichard (12/19/2013) [-]
#206 - davidispissed (12/19/2013) [-]
#207 - warlockrichard (12/19/2013) [-]
#208 - davidispissed (12/19/2013) [-]
#210 - warlockrichard (12/19/2013) [-]
#214 - davidispissed (12/19/2013) [-]
meanwhile, to the left...
#219 - warlockrichard (12/19/2013) [-]
we had a good run you and I
User avatar #220 - davidispissed (12/19/2013) [-]
indeed.
User avatar #221 - warlockrichard (12/19/2013) [-]
quite
#201 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Madlib +1
#202 - warlockrichard (12/19/2013) [-]
#209 - douchebucketchamp (12/19/2013) [-]
#204 - davidispissed (12/19/2013) [-]
#205 - warlockrichard (12/19/2013) [-]
#206 - davidispissed (12/19/2013) [-]
#207 - warlockrichard (12/19/2013) [-]
#208 - davidispissed (12/19/2013) [-]
#210 - warlockrichard (12/19/2013) [-]
#214 - davidispissed (12/19/2013) [-]
meanwhile, to the left...
#219 - warlockrichard (12/19/2013) [-]
we had a good run you and I
User avatar #220 - davidispissed (12/19/2013) [-]
indeed.
User avatar #221 - warlockrichard (12/19/2013) [-]
quite
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User avatar #3 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i had to add you your name speaks to me since my names david too
User avatar #4 to #3 - davidispissed (03/29/2014) [-]
really? mine too.


*awkward realization*
User avatar #5 to #4 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i work in a place with 4 other people named dave it ends up with confusion all the time
User avatar #6 to #5 - davidispissed (03/29/2014) [-]
insay all the davids should unite and take over the world.
User avatar #7 to #6 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i'm in we are many we are strong we have a pretty awesome name ha
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