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#91 - religion is more than a god. thats the point. people are relig…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2014 on you know it -2
#99 - spinaltap (04/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #94 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2014) [-]
Again, earlier you said religion absolves you of responsibility, yet here you are making excuses so Atheists are not responsible for unrest.

You are the definition of hypocritical and 'religiously blind'.
#89 - also george washington, john adams, john hancock, benjamin fra…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2014 on you know it -3
#124 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
ill gates indeed
#125 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #90 - whiteusername (04/11/2014) [-]
which of them wanted to outlaw religion?
#117 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
Both of you are idiots
#86 - if you have a valid, relevant point, make it. if not, butt the…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on you know it -1
#88 - spinaltap (04/11/2014) [-]
Tibetans are from tibet
#85 - again belief is not religion. belief is fine, harm is not. bel…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on you know it -1
User avatar #92 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2014) [-]
And religion is not causation of harm.

An evil person will harm because of his own goals, a good person will not. It doesn't matter what the preacher says, it matters what type of person you are, and even if religion itself was gone, they would find another medium to express their goals in a just manner, because that is the way people are.

You are blaming a tool because the maker does not know how to properly utilize it, or utilizes it for evil.

And perhaps they will want it anyways. If you believe something is the truth, your opinion will never change. Why do you think we've been having this conversation this long if either of us were willing to change our minds? Or thoughts are not so revolutionary that they inspire millions to change themselves as people, otherwise they already would have.
#78 - to be honest if the world were at pace with religion, i would … 04/11/2014 on you know it 0
#106 - i'm making the point that you feel justified in correcting me … 04/11/2014 on dumb blond -3
#70 - a false political ideology is one that states that any one hum…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on you know it -3
#93 - spinaltap (04/11/2014) [-]
#69 - i cant use a religion i never practiced as an example. I've be…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2014 on you know it -3
User avatar #76 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2014) [-]
Good for you. Religion is not for everyone. Neither is Atheism.

You say that, yet earlier you preached about not letting religious people have anything Atheists have come up with. You are denying the right to live in a healthy way because of your preconceived (and false) perceptions about their ideology.

Earlier you said that what scares you is that people are willing to die and kill for their god, but what scares me right now is that you truly do believe you are on the fore-front of the most righteous path and are willing to become a tyrant yourself in order to make sure everyone else gets there too, by force if necessary.

You are no different then the religious people you so despise, but I'm sure you'd justify that too, the same way they would.
User avatar #85 - davidispissed (04/11/2014) [-]
again belief is not religion. belief is fine, harm is not. believe in god, i don't care, but do not harm other people simply because your preacher says you should. Questioning the evils of a widely held religion does not mean I don't respect those who believe in a higher power. And I am aware many religious people have done great things, but many have also done great evils. Gangs in California have done good, too, but also kill other gang members, should they be left to their own devices? until they can get along, let us separate the kids for a bit, and give them something to do, like fixing roads and bridges or grow more food, maybe even progress our universal understanding a bit. It doesn't undermine their God, but perhaps tey will realize that regardless of belief, they don't need religion.
User avatar #92 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2014) [-]
And religion is not causation of harm.

An evil person will harm because of his own goals, a good person will not. It doesn't matter what the preacher says, it matters what type of person you are, and even if religion itself was gone, they would find another medium to express their goals in a just manner, because that is the way people are.

You are blaming a tool because the maker does not know how to properly utilize it, or utilizes it for evil.

And perhaps they will want it anyways. If you believe something is the truth, your opinion will never change. Why do you think we've been having this conversation this long if either of us were willing to change our minds? Or thoughts are not so revolutionary that they inspire millions to change themselves as people, otherwise they already would have.
#67 - so you are happy now with the world? it can't get better?…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2014 on you know it -2
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2014) [-]
I never said Communism was oppressive. No political ideology inherently is. I was just making a point that Atheists are just as capable of evil as religious people, and since you would have pulled the "But religious people do it more" card, I wanted to pull the "but historically, Atheists have done it at a great magnitude".

He doesn't teach that, actually. Self-immolation was not his idea.

Religions do not help people? Are you not aware that Catholicism alone is one of if not thee biggest contributor to charity in all of history?

So it's only stupid when it has to do with religion, but not on its own? See, this is the problem with you, is that you are absolutely, 100% convinced that ANYTHING that has to do with religion is fundamentally BAD, and that NOTHING good can come of it. Even if the exact same beliefs were held outside of the spectrum of 'religion', you'd be fine with it, but it's the title that gets you. That's why people dislike you and insult you, you know, it's not because "Oh I'm right and they're just mindless sheep", it's because you are deluding yourself and everyone else can see it.

Well, what I believe is right has a lot to do with personal freedom. "True democracy", as you put it. Yet apparently, what you believe to be right is limiting opportunities that you personally find harmful. Earlier you said that you would not make everyone eat escargot because you alone thought it was inherently delicious, but right now you are literally preaching to ban all religons everywhere because you alone believe they are inherently evil. Can't you see your own hypocrisy? Can't you see your own delusion? Do you even know what you say?

You preach of doing good and having the best intentions for man, but you literally sound like a dictator when you preach of stripping personal freedom and opportunity because "I know what's best more than you". If a religious person ever said that to you, you would nearly murder with rage.
User avatar #78 - davidispissed (04/11/2014) [-]
to be honest if the world were at pace with religion, i would be perfectly happy, but it isn't. the reason being that religion is broken. holy books are rewritten by politicians as a means to an end and no one lives by any religion's moral code, but love to throw its laws around when it fits their small world view. as i stated before i would be fine if christians actually cared about what christ said, or if buddhists lived peaceably with others, offering aid when needed, not forsaking their own life or that of his neighbor as the great Sidhartha Guatama (Buddha) asked them to do. jesus said love, but christians hate. Buddha said be polite and obey, buddhists maim themselves in revolt.
Religion is broken and is hurting people. if it wasn't broken, i would be happy. what do you do with the broken toy? you fix it, or throw it away.

i believe that people can believe what they like, but they cannot use it to harm others. laws should protect the populace, not reinforce belief. You believe in God? fine. you think Gays should be exiled or even killed? i think it's time to retire, Sen. Cruz. I'm not sying that belief is to be forbidden. belief is not religion. religion is a repetition of any activity such as prayer or discipline. but once again, it is broken. t has become the repetition of propaganda and hate-speech, and terror. When a killer continues to kill, you put him away. many things have great potential as other things, but are used wrongly.
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2014) [-]
Everything can always get better, but the way of being better is not to limit opportunities. It is neither positive nor negative to be religious or non-religious, but it IS negative to ban religion as it is to force it. You're trying to hard to make it seem like the "Cause-all, end-all" of problems, yet even in areas where it was or is banned, evil still sprouted and wars still raged as they did everywhere else, you're just either too blind or arrogant to see it, and so are absolutely convinced that YOUR way is the way to absolute peace despite the fact it has been tried, many times before, and failed because it is not.

Well no, considering that christians do not run the world, and christianity as a whole is only 1/3 of the most powerful religions right now, and even then that doesn't include every other religion, or Atheism, or even places that really aren't fundamentally religious. Honestly, you're turning into a paranoid loony because you're both so terrified of religion and convinced that it's so awful, and nobody could ever tell you otherwise no matter what. I look at you the exact same way that I do to feminists who claim all men are inherently evil and oppressors, and everyone else should look at you that way too: An insensible person who will never listen to anything outside of his own argument.

It IS fine with religion, and just by living in peace you are able to see that, but you refuse to accept it and will refuse to accept it even if true peace was achieved. I get a feeling that you would rather have total war with Atheists than world peace if literally every person was religious.

No, because many religions do as much harm as they do good. It is not like a gun where it only has one function, it has many functions and can be used in many different ways. What you're suggesting is like banning a swiss-army knife with many different tools because ONE side of it might be used to hurt.
#83 - spinaltap (04/11/2014) [-]
too much text, needed some pics
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User avatar #3 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i had to add you your name speaks to me since my names david too
User avatar #4 to #3 - davidispissed (03/29/2014) [-]
really? mine too.


*awkward realization*
User avatar #5 to #4 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i work in a place with 4 other people named dave it ends up with confusion all the time
User avatar #6 to #5 - davidispissed (03/29/2014) [-]
insay all the davids should unite and take over the world.
User avatar #7 to #6 - badboywantsu (03/29/2014) [-]
i'm in we are many we are strong we have a pretty awesome name ha
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