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Gender:	male
Age:	24
Date Signed Up:	11/29/2012
Last Login:	12/19/2012
Location:	The Sexy Nation Norway
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I'm just a sexy fellah from the strange and mythical place Norway. We have unicorns and a cat. I wish we had dogs :(

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Uploaded: 12/10/12

Oh. Those hats...

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#2 - Oh, that's nothing. I usually have 80+ ^_^ [+] (1 reply) 12/10/2012 on Oh. Those hats... 0

#3 - SquishyHaribo (12/11/2012) [-]

what possible use could you have for keeping that many tabs open at once?

#78 - I have a mirror right beside my computer, So I can have someth… 12/10/2012 on Happiness Is Easy 0

#544 - Oh, sorry. From reading your comments I assumed you where comp… 12/10/2012 on Nothing special 0

#542 - Hah, that's like saying being fat is a disease. I never said y… [+] (2 replies) 12/10/2012 on Nothing special 0

#543 - makethingsworse (12/10/2012) [-]

I'm whining?

#544 - datmonkey (12/10/2012) [-]

Oh, sorry. From reading your comments I assumed you where complaining about your illusion...

Almost every person in the world have had something "bad" in their life. But they don't let it control them. And you are saying you are better than everyone else? Yeah right, think again brother.

#538 - FFS, tell him how you feel. The worst thing you can do to a gu… 12/10/2012 on Nothing special +2

#534 - Oh wow, I'm so sorry... Is something I would say If you had a … [+] (4 replies) 12/09/2012 on Nothing special 0

#541 - makethingsworse (12/10/2012) [-]

>implying that I'm utterly alone and need someone's support

And clinical depression an "illusion", it's a disease. You're also assuming nothing bad has ever happened to me. And I am a narcissist. You don't have to be happy to know you're better than everyone else.

#542 - datmonkey (12/10/2012) [-]

Hah, that's like saying being fat is a disease. I never said you are a narcissist, I said you should become one. It helps your self confidence...
If you are so alone, and are whining about it. GO OUTSIDE, make some friends, get drunk, live life, get laid.

#543 - makethingsworse (12/10/2012) [-]

I'm whining?

#544 - datmonkey (12/10/2012) [-]

#500 - What are you supposedly depressed about? Do you have AIDS, or … [+] (6 replies) 12/08/2012 on Nothing special +3

#504 - makethingsworse (12/08/2012) [-]

I have clinical depression, if that counts.

#534 - datmonkey (12/09/2012) [-]

Oh wow, I'm so sorry... Is something I would say If you had a real reason. Clinical depression is an illusion... The thing you have is low self confidence. It can go away, by being positive about this thing we call life (and perhaps loose a few kg's...) And most of all be a fucking narcissist.

OFC if you're a fat fuck, who is always depressed, and talk about depressing fucking junk with everyone. No one will ever love you, or want to hang out with you if you keep on with this. That's kinda obvious...

TL:DR
Until you have something real to be depressed about, or man up, you'll never get any love from me (Yeah, my love is the greatest love ever, duh). THINK FUCKING POSITIVE, and if you are still depressed: Read my comments again...

#541 - makethingsworse (12/10/2012) [-]

#542 - datmonkey (12/10/2012) [-]

#543 - makethingsworse (12/10/2012) [-]

I'm whining?

#544 - datmonkey (12/10/2012) [-]

#111 - Did you ever think to ask, If a cat has a hat would it look li… 11/29/2012 on A short story 0

#90 - When did I say stone was a part of the sexy metric system? I s… [+] (4 replies) 11/29/2012 on A short story 0

#97 - tylosaurus (11/29/2012) [-]

The TL;DR is almost as long as the part above.

#95 - thedarkestrogue (11/29/2012) [-]

#94 - sinonyx (11/29/2012) [-]

you're not a cat, you're a monkey, now shut the fuck up, no one cares

#111 - datmonkey (11/29/2012) [-]

Did you ever think to ask, If a cat has a hat would it look like a monkey? Or perhaps a donkey? That's the real question of life. Because life if life

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