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#283 - inb4 nothing wrong could happend  [+] (1 new reply) 26 minutes ago on Mods make you an avatar 0
#305 - creepydudewatching (15 minutes ago) [-]
#75 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on As a traveler, this is 100%... +19
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#25 - Last night i Kaiju whip your pizza. 04/25/2015 on when you cant work out a joke 0
#2 - Hell even the IG would have the situation under control. L…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2015 on Purge the Xeno,... +2
User avatar #3 - drclockwork (04/25/2015) [-]
There is not going to be ny trench warefare or glorious charge, they will just be wiped out by the unwavering ranks of the IG.
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User avatar #79 - thewowpimp (04/24/2015) [-]
>That end bit of cursing.

You eat khorne flakes this morning or something?
#68 - clannadqs (04/24/2015) [-]
Here is something for ya.
#65 - clannadqs (04/24/2015) [-]
Don't know much about the 40k universe, but that chick is actually pretty fucking retarded OP. Honestly don't think she would need much armor. She literally can stop time and spawn weapons.

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#750 - datmine ONLINE (12/31/2014) [+] (14 replies)
stickied by datmine
If you are reading this then you should explain why you are here.
#789 - jackmaccone ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
i've been wrong you've been wrong i'm sorry life is BOORRING SO GODDAMN HERETIC BORING without you

i will tolerate everything that you will do from now on, i don't care anymore
#790 to #789 - datmine ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
I accept your apology.
I accept your apology.
#791 to #790 - jackmaccone ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
it's really boring without someone who is the same 			******		 up as himself
it's really boring without someone who is the same ****** up as himself
User avatar #785 - lyraheartstrings (02/15/2015) [-]
shhhhhhhhhhh
#786 to #785 - datmine ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
I know your secret.
#777 - jackmaccone ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
and then here is my card
#778 to #777 - datmine ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Good for you.
#779 to #778 - jackmaccone ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
you pissed 			**********		 ?
you pissed ********** ?
#780 to #779 - datmine ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Why would i be?
You are just here acting like a big deal and im trading some TF2 items not giving a **** about you.
#781 to #780 - jackmaccone ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
yeeh sorry i shouldn't be such a dick to you
User avatar #782 to #781 - datmine ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Have you got the gif where the tf2 scout pops his eyes out of a bucket?
User avatar #783 to #782 - jackmaccone ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
no, you ?
#784 to #783 - datmine ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
I was hoping you had it beacuse i made a responce to that gif with another gif.   
Post it whenever you see the gif.
I was hoping you had it beacuse i made a responce to that gif with another gif.
Post it whenever you see the gif.
#773 - jackmaccone ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
i made you something
#774 to #773 - datmine ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Good job of wasting your time.
#775 to #774 - jackmaccone ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
shhh don't speak, i know you are butthurt that's why you should not say any word
#776 to #775 - datmine ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Says the guy who posted a hand with a face.
User avatar #766 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
Syriannassassin may Allah have mercy on this poor fool's soul.
User avatar #768 to #766 - datmine ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Are you telling me you are with the sand ******* ?
User avatar #771 to #770 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
I'm actually Catholic. I just like getting you mad.
User avatar #772 to #771 - datmine ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Im not even mad though.
In my comments i may sounds angry but in reality i rarely put any emotion.
Probably beacuse its allmost 1 in the ******* morning and i dont really care about anything.
User avatar #764 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
Nice mature content. Can't get laid? Hey Teaberry check out this faggot.
User avatar #767 to #764 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
Teoberry.
#765 to #764 - datmine ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
u kno it bby
#749 - jackmaccone ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
we may lost but we will beeesh these ******** again
#747 - easternigguh (12/23/2014) [-]
Merry christmas to the guy that keeps going on about Warhammer 40k
#748 to #747 - datmine ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Yeah ok thanks.
Yeah ok thanks.
#737 to #736 - jackmaccone ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
that feel when you fought depressions and they coming back again
#739 to #738 - jackmaccone ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
i really want to join the us army, just to stay away from my family as far as i can
i really want to join the us army, just to stay away from my family as far as i can
#740 to #739 - datmine ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Me too but our army is ****** .
#741 to #740 - jackmaccone ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
like the german army, that's why i want to go to america to join them. so what's up with your family, why you want to stay away from them
#742 to #741 - datmine ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
I just want to go and kill some sand 			*******		 beacuse i 			*******		 hate them.   
 Family aint the worst.    
 Ill get some pictures and stuff from them or nice things for eating.
I just want to go and kill some sand ******* beacuse i ******* hate them.
Family aint the worst.
Ill get some pictures and stuff from them or nice things for eating.
#743 to #742 - jackmaccone ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
me too but that's not my only point, my family is a whole mess my father can't stay with my mother in a room without they fight with each other because my father is manipulated from his stupid bitch
me too but that's not my only point, my family is a whole mess my father can't stay with my mother in a room without they fight with each other because my father is manipulated from his stupid bitch
#744 to #743 - datmine ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
My family is allright i guess.
Sister is a totall bitch.
Fun fact: My brother was in my country's air forces for 2 years and then he retired.
Think he is married now if im correct.
Allso my grandpa was a tank driver and he got one or two medals.
Exept old man died beacuse he is old.
#746 to #744 - jackmaccone ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
eeh, well yours is pretty normal. i never had a good childhood because my family is like i said a mess
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#732 to #731 - datmine ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
GLORIOUS
GLORIOUS
User avatar #733 to #732 - syrianassassin (12/18/2014) [-]
The Mother of All Weapons
#734 to #733 - datmine ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
*cough cough*
#728 - jackmaccone ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
i missed you, i see that you are against demons. nice one datmine
User avatar #729 to #728 - datmine ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
Shut up Phil.
User avatar #730 to #729 - jackmaccone ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
but i'm chill like he is
#712 - jackmaccone ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
bur why
#713 to #712 - datmine ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
KEEP YOUR FACE HOLE QUIET YOU ULTRAMARINE FAGGOT
#714 to #713 - jackmaccone ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
why should i listen to a chaos servant, what'S the next that you want to tell me? that you are a secret brony ?
#715 to #714 - datmine ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
What the **** is wrong with you.
Saying someone is gay or a faggot is ok.
But that is not ok.
#716 to #715 - jackmaccone ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
but why do you post chaos pics then,we should purge them and not holding hands with them
#717 to #716 - datmine ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
All those years of brutally massacre of heretics and xenos alike are finally showing their effect.   
The blood god has had his grip on me for sometime.   
He hasnt corrupter my body or gene-seed but my mind.   
When he finally made contact with me through one of his minions i allready knew his name before the demon said it.   
   
Khorne
All those years of brutally massacre of heretics and xenos alike are finally showing their effect.
The blood god has had his grip on me for sometime.
He hasnt corrupter my body or gene-seed but my mind.
When he finally made contact with me through one of his minions i allready knew his name before the demon said it.

Khorne
#718 to #717 - jackmaccone ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
your heretic god infected your mind because you started to doubt the emperors orders
and who the **** is Khorne
User avatar #719 to #718 - datmine ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
YOU FOOL DONT SAY HIS NAME
#720 to #719 - jackmaccone ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
HOW DO YOU DARE TO TELL THIS HERETIC NAME IN MY PRESENCE, YOU KNEW EVERYTHING ABOUT THE BLOOD RAVENS AND THE EMPEROR BUT NOW YOU ARE JUST A TRAITOR WHO GOT BLINDED BY HERESY
User avatar #721 to #720 - datmine ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
IF I AM TO BE DAMNED FOREVER SO BE IT
IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT HAPPENDS TO ME
WHAT MATTERS IS WHAT HAPPENDS TO MY CHAPTER

I do not know how i came to this end but i will not let my chapter gone to ruin beacuse of me.
User avatar #722 to #721 - jackmaccone ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
DIE HERETIC!! *points gun at your forehead*

maybe i can continue your chapter, or start my own
User avatar #723 to #722 - datmine ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
*shoves gun away*
YOU ARE NO PART OF THE CHAPTER
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE EXECUTED
User avatar #724 to #723 - jackmaccone ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
says the heretic brony, i bet you hug your pony plush and pray to your blood "god"
User avatar #725 to #724 - datmine ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
SAYS THE CORRUPTER INQUISITOR WHO PLAUGED HIMSELF TO SLAANESH
User avatar #726 to #725 - jackmaccone ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
i'm not corrupted and who the hell is slaanesh ? your new pony friend ?
User avatar #727 to #726 - datmine ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
Thats the thing who gave you life.

Demon scum.
User avatar #708 - wrinklynewt (11/18/2014) [-]
got it
User avatar #709 to #708 - datmine ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
Ay you deleted it.
Do i get some special points or something for helping?
User avatar #710 to #709 - wrinklynewt (11/18/2014) [-]
brownie points
enjoyt
#711 to #710 - datmine ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
I guess that will do.
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User avatar #706 - jackmaccone ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
how am i supposed to roll an damn image
#705 - jackmaccone has deleted their comment [-]
#700 - jackmaccone ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
footage of me working
User avatar #701 to #700 - datmine ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
Dint you have to repair some machine or something.
That looks like a plastic box.
Allso nice shoes.
#695 - easternigguh (11/12/2014) [-]
Apart from the Spess Mahreens you're a ******* pleb , which is your favourite army?
#696 to #695 - datmine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
IG and tau are cool.
Mostly IG beacuse of their super heavy tanks.
#697 to #696 - easternigguh (11/12/2014) [-]
Why would you need vehicles when you've got Catachans?
#698 to #697 - datmine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
Why would you have catachans when you got THE BEINBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIID
Why would you have catachans when you got THE BEINBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIID
#699 to #698 - easternigguh (11/12/2014) [-]
YOU HAVE CAPTAIN DIOMEDES













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