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#160 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on GG +1
#161 - MaelRadec (15 hours ago) [-]
you know i've been a heretic for a long time
#56 - ayy 15 hours ago on The police are planning a... 0
#312 - I want Dawn of war 3  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on game genie 0
User avatar #335 - alstorp (15 hours ago) [-]
Only if they go back to the Dawn of War 1 style. Dawn of War 2 was extremely shit imo.

But if that is the case then fuck yes.
#30 - Picture 09/22/2014 on Hmmm... needs more batman +3
#16 - Picture  [+] (22 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Hmmm... needs more batman 0
#23 - CIS White Male (09/22/2014) [-]
The only one who is going to die is Batman in any fair realistic 1 on 1 fight.
#37 - kristovsky (09/22/2014) [-]
In any realistic 1 on 1 fight, superman doesn't exist because he is an impossibly unrealistic character.
#63 - impureparadox (09/22/2014) [-]
why is that so unrealistic?
#67 - kristovsky (09/22/2014) [-]
someone the size of a human lifting 64 quadrillion tonnes? oh, nothing at all.
#68 - impureparadox (09/22/2014) [-]
the oribatid mite can lift 1180 times it's own weight and it's not even alien to earth. I don't get why you're so upset about me proposing an alien the size of a human lifting more. I mean there are things here on earth more powerful than some comic book characters and you're hard pressed to believe aliens like superman COULD exist. read your bible more.
#69 - kristovsky (09/23/2014) [-]
>Telling me to read my bible more
>Clearly hasn't heard of the volumetric rule
#70 - impureparadox (09/23/2014) [-]
im sorry did you mean that thing i know almost nothing about but rather it's something like the smaller something is the stronger it can be exponentially? like how fleas can jump 100000000000000000x(exaggeration) higher than humans? but yeah disregard the fact that science is written in stone and there can be no discoveries that reverse what people thought to be true previously.
#71 - kristovsky (09/23/2014) [-]
the volumetric law is derived from mathematics. Imagine a cube with length l. its volume is l x l x l, or l^3. now imagine a cube with length 2l. so it's volume is 2l x 2l x 2l, or 6l^3. for twice the length, you get 6 times the volume. mass increases exponentially with increase in length. mass = volume x density, so the larger something is the less it can lift in relation to it's body size. this law is mathematically derived, hence it isn't going anywhere.
#72 - impureparadox (09/23/2014) [-]
Ok we switch to math, math is infallible. Know about the dichotomy paradox? It's mathematically sound, but logically makes no sense, well technically it's logically sound but you and me both know that it's not true. But You're right I give up math can't be changed not like it ever has before pythagoras never proved anybody wrong, that was previously "right."
#73 - kristovsky (13 hours ago) [-]
What bearing does something we think is not true have on my argument? Einstein didn't think quantum mechanics was right, but it has been proven. He was wrong. that's the thing about science, you are either right or you aren't. What you are essentially saying is that because we think something doesn't make sense logically, then it's not allowed to be true. If something is proven to be true, then it's true until a counterexample can be provided, simple as that. Since no counter example can be provided for the volumetric rule, it must be true.

Pythagoras existed before scientific methodology came about. With the emergence of scientific methodology, the mathematical proofs humans have developed have all been extensively tested time and time again. Tell you what? If it is one day discovered that the density of the universe is 1< or >1, then I will concede.
#74 - impureparadox (8 hours ago) [-]
To begin if something is proven through math, like the dichotomy paradox, then it must be true (As math is infallible by your standards, until proven otherwise). But you do not move an infinite amount of space every time you take a step forward, if you do I will bow down at your feet and call you my god. So either math is fallible and one day there could be an alien that breaks this law (which i just looked up on Google and it doesn't seem to exist except in the terms of chemistry, something to do with mixing chemicals, and nothing to do with the the mass/length ratio) or it's infallible and no one would have ever proved another person wrong through mathematical proofs.

Essentially it goes like this; the concession of the first means you're wrong and one day there will be something or someone to prove this wrong, just because we believe it true today doesn't make it true, OR math is infallible. (I don't believe the latter is possible, as people have on many occasions found proofs for and against laws, and theories believed to be true at one point in time. So in 10,000 years someone could find proof that the Pythagorean therom is wrong...or maybe today)

I'm just trying to get you to understand things exist that people can't explain, and we have to find new answers for them. So aliens could exist that break these laws. And if you put so much faith in science, math, logic, etc, that you can't believe it could be wrong, you really do need to "read your bible more" because you're just as bad as one of those christians who won't back down.
#75 - kristovsky (8 hours ago) [-]
Math is the purest of sciences, which is specifically BECAUSE it is infallible. 4 is 4, there is no subjectivity to that. When a mathematical law is found to be false, it's because there was a problem with the original proof (i.e miscalculation, a variable wasn't considered etc.) or because measuring methods were inaccurate, not because maths itself is somehow wrong.

And just so you know, I am am well aware of the dichotomy problem, and really it exists in a completely fictional mathematical universe, where everything can be continuously halved. That is NOT the universe we live in. we live in a universe with a standard unit of matter, aka the atom (lets not consider sub atomic particles, because matter is made of atoms), so there is only so little a distance you can physically travel.

However, even looking at the problem from a mathematical point of view, the dichotomy problem HAS BEEN SOLVED, it's not some unkown wonder of mathematics. The theory of the sum to infinity of a geometric progression shows us that the sum to infinity of a series is equal to a/(1-r), when -1<r<1. Cmon, this is highschool mathematics!

And you completely misunderstand the hierarchy of science. I.e, mathematics is the purest science, because it is indefinitely provable, as per my example, 4 = 4 and there is no speculation or argument against it. Physics, as it is derived from mathematics, is the next purest science, it is not totally infallible like mathematics, there is some speculation which can be drawn from each scenario as they are based on a mixture of mathematical derivations (I.e. theoretical physics) and the results from measurement (experimental physics). Chemistry, as being derived from physics, is less indefinitely provable than Physics, and Biology, as derived from chemistry is less definite than chemistry. Physics, chemistry, biology; these have play room.

No, we don't know everything about the universe, but mathematics which contains no working errors must be true.
#76 - impureparadox (5 hours ago) [-]
LOLing atm. 4=4 because man says it does. Because we define it as such. If someone long ago had determined otherwise you would believe that. It's exactly like the bible, it was written by man and thus is fallible. God and the sciences are both creations of man, man is fallible therefore so are his creations. But you win I already said that you can't have your mind changed because you seem to have been brainwashed to believe what you do. I mean 4=4 means what? that a symbol I see is still the symbol i see? well yeah obviously but put it into practice, 4+1=x what is x? 5? 5 what? what is 5? a count? a count of what? shirts? fruits? people? an idea? something that can't be proved because it exists only in your head? lol whatever you say is true I bow down to you, you god among men
#77 - kristovsky (5 hours ago) [-]
what the fuck are you talking about you pleb? science is a methodology for testing the universe, recording the results and forming a conclusion based upon those results. when I say 4 = 4, I'm not talking about the linguistic implications of what 4 is, I'm talking about the fact that if you have coins in front of you, then those 4 coins will always be 4 coins. You can't argue that 5 coins are in front of you, or that 6 coins are in front of you, because you can count them and definitively ascertain that there are 4. Therefore, the fact that there are 4 coins in front of you is INFALLIBLE.

The conclusions of scientific experiments aren't "written by man", they are OBSERVED by man, a very different thing. it's a literal case of seeing what physically happens, and then recording it as fact. You clearly are completely clueless as to what science is and how it works, stop wasting my time.
#78 - impureparadox (5 hours ago) [-]
SOMEONE IS MAD. LOL.

I can debate those 4 coins are not 4 coins but instead x number of atoms, or elements, so on and so forth. You can only take 4 in a linguistic manner because without it it means nothing. Nothing has any meaning without an idea behind it.

And recording things as fact because you observe them is stupid. Observer effect. gtfo mr Iknowallandallothersarewrong.
#79 - kristovsky (4 hours ago) [-]
Regardless of whether you count atoms or coins the total mass available never changes you fuck

You wanna go tell all the world's scientists that their methodology is stupid? Because for 3 centuries now scientists, mathematicians and engineers have used their discoveries to manipulate the world exactly according to their predictions using the models they have ascertained, and guess what? THEY WORK PERFECTLY. You wanna go tell Einstein, Newton and Hawking that they did it wrong? yeah, the entire scientific community is laughing at you right now, do you have any education at all you ignorant fuck?
#80 - impureparadox (4 hours ago) [-]
Mass never changes lol unless it loses electrons and becomes oxidized, or reduced? yeah electrons don't have mass, and as such atoms won't change mass based on loss or gain of them. And you call me dumb.

Their observations mean nothing, they're ideas that happen to be accepted by the masses because they accept them blindly. Then years or eons later someone else says the observation was wrong via experiments and more observation.

So pretty much each of them have been wrong at some point in time, look it up "pleb." The names you mentioned have failed in this area you say they couldn't have been wrong. I love how you attack me personally instead of sticking to the arguments it's great. And you think im the ignorant one, the fact that you think just because they follow a procedure and record their results means they're right is laughable... and I'd like to believe (though it may not be true) the scientific community is sided with me. Laughing at you. LOL cause like i said all three of these men you worship did do something wrong.

As for my education, it's irrelevant, but your intelligence could be called into question, As you seem to think everything you were ever taught by another person with the "authority" and knowledge in a subject you were "learning" is correct. This is called blind faith.
#83 - kristovsky (4 hours ago) [-]
You didnt shoot down any of my arguments, you just kept repeating the same thing "Observations are meaningless" well, if you wanna tell that to every scientist on the earth and see what they say feel free, because you will be laughed at. clearly you have no scientific education whatsoever, because even in primary school they don't just tell you things in scientific classes, teachers make you do experiments and SHOW you that these things work. That is not blind faith, that is excepting the facts of the world. But what if human observation isn't enough for you? fine then, because humans have been putting mathematical and scientific models into computer simulations for decades to test and test and test scientific theories, and any theory they teach you nowadays you can bet is probably gunna last. Newtons theory of gravity hasn't been proved wrong for 300 years, because it isn't wrong. You can sit there with your philosophical bullshit thinking you're better than everyone, but the fact is far far more qualified and intelligent people than you have been using this exact methodology for hundreds of years.

Yes, I understand now, I understand that you are ignorant, have no scientific knowledge much less any understanding of it, you are arrogant and self obsessed, believing that you are right and not the thousands of scientists throughout history who have been remembered and noted. So I'm going to except the facts of things that have been proven and completely disregard the stupid assertions of some idiot, self important internet troll who has done fuck all with his life. Everything you have said is basically an assertion that all of scientific methodology is wrong and pointless, so what kind of scientist is going to side with you? you stupid twat.
#84 - impureparadox (4 hours ago) [-]
You refuse to accept (the word you have been spelling incorrectly while calling me ignorant, stupid, retarded, etc) that these people could be wrong. I never said observations are meaningless only that it can't be taken as fact the way you think it can scientists know this and know they can't just say oh we observed the surface-area-to-mass ratio in nature and know it will never be proven wrong because math is infallible. Unlike you to stupid to believe it could ever be reversed. my whole point. which IM asserting again is it could be flawed and an new lifeform could prove it wrong. But yeah I'm the one who refuses to bend and accept science and math as true. LOL

Btw if i am a troll keep feeding me retard I'll take the attention.



#81 - kristovsky (4 hours ago) [-]
Jesus christ your fedora is so far in front of your eyes you continually miss the point and keep asserting the same thing. You are beyond saving.
#82 - impureparadox (4 hours ago) [-]
So shooting down your arguments is reasserting what I've already said? Sorry. Btw I'm glad you understand you're wrong and are conceding.
#30 - datmine (09/22/2014) [-]
#66 - Suddenly fat knight out of nowhere. 09/22/2014 on Sad truth 0
#25 - What if its a ghost with muscles.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on For Admin +1
User avatar #26 - mathmanchris (09/22/2014) [-]
That's the kind of question that keeps me awake at night.
#40 - mfw waifu pillows 09/22/2014 on desu desu +3
#23 - Are you implying admin is a ghost.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/22/2014 on For Admin +7
User avatar #24 - mathmanchris (09/22/2014) [-]
Ghosts can't deadlift 300lbs.
#27 - CIS White Male (09/22/2014) [-]
Proof.
User avatar #25 - datmine (09/22/2014) [-]
What if its a ghost with muscles.
User avatar #26 - mathmanchris (09/22/2014) [-]
That's the kind of question that keeps me awake at night.
#153 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Popeye Animation Test 0
User avatar #198 - porridgesque (15 hours ago) [-]
I dunno, we can shop "OP" or "Opinions" over her face.

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#402 - datmine (07/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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Listen 'ere you ********* .
If you have any complains leave them as a reply to this comment.
User avatar #542 - satanisrealgod (09/13/2014) [-]
>satan
>not khorne
>the most awesome giant oversized demon which is the god of rage, blood, fire and brute force
User avatar #543 to #542 - datmine (09/13/2014) [-]
>implying i dont worship khorne secretly
#534 - easternigguh (09/08/2014) [-]
Good evening Sir, could I interest you in working for the greater good?
#535 to #534 - datmine (09/08/2014) [-]
*rams you with the car and drives away*
#532 to #531 - datmine (09/08/2014) [-]
Nyet
Nyet
User avatar #526 - zahidlol (09/01/2014) [-]
Hi, this is Arachne's other account
User avatar #537 to #526 - miia ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
use arachne more
User avatar #538 to #537 - zahidlol (09/11/2014) [-]
Ok, got it!
User avatar #540 to #538 - miia ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
as in respond to the comment i left
User avatar #527 to #526 - datmine (09/01/2014) [-]
I dont trust you.
#528 to #527 - arachne (09/01/2014) [-]
Do you believe me now?
User avatar #530 to #528 - datmine (09/01/2014) [-]
Bitch i might.
Yeah yeah i do.
#505 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
#506 to #505 - datmine (08/30/2014) [-]
You think to mock me?   
Why i can just break a spider leg or eat a snake.
You think to mock me?
Why i can just break a spider leg or eat a snake.
#507 to #506 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
you promised not to

and if you break that promise, it shows your a coward without honor
#508 to #507 - datmine (08/30/2014) [-]
Im going to do it if you mock me and i swear in the emperor I will do it.
Untill then i will not.
But if you ever think of mocking me with heresy i will enjoy watching you cry as i kill them.
#509 to #508 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
Honorless

Coward
User avatar #510 to #509 - datmine (08/30/2014) [-]
DO NOT DARE TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT
I AM SERGEANT DAT MINE
I AM THE SIGHT THAT EMMITS THE EMPEROR'S BURNING RETRIBUTION
I AM THE SOLDIER WHO HAS UNBREAKABLE SPIRIT
I HAVE FACED COUNTLESS THREATS AND LIVED FIGHTING ON IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME WHILE YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING WORTHY ALL YOUR LIFE

I take back that last part you have nice tits.
#511 to #510 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
you hurt little girls and force them to prostitute themselves


oh yeah and you're a deadbeat dad
User avatar #512 to #511 - datmine (08/30/2014) [-]
THE DAD WAS MARTELLUS AND I PROVED IT
YOU STILL THINK I AM THE DAD BEACUSE YOU DONT LIKE MARTELLUS
DO NOT TRY TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD OR GIVE YOU SOMETHING
I FOR ONE AM BATTLE CAPABLE WHILE YOU CAN DO BUT PUNCH SOMETHING AND SWING WITH YOUR TAIL
Again if you want something ask nicely.
User avatar #513 to #512 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
you still make little girls become prostitutes
User avatar #514 to #513 - datmine (08/30/2014) [-]
Got proof?
#515 to #514 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
you broke little spider girls leg
spider girl couldnt pay medical bills
spider girl goes into debt after they fixed her leg
spider girl had to become prostitute to pay debt
you promised spider girl you would pay
then you ran off to fight orcs and never came back
#516 to #515 - datmine (08/30/2014) [-]
And i did pay her.
Do you think im supposed to babysit her the entire time her leg was broke.
Who knows that she used the money on.
And dont give me that face its making me want to kill something.
#517 to #516 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
you never paid her though!
you ran off and fought orcs and then hopped in spaceship and flew away
User avatar #518 to #517 - datmine (08/30/2014) [-]
HAVE YOU GOT PROOF I HAVENT
#519 to #518 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
Maybe the fact that the bank just foreclosed on her home
User avatar #520 to #519 - datmine (08/30/2014) [-]
*explosion in the other end of town*
What bank.
#521 to #520 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
and there you go killing civilians
#522 to #521 - datmine (08/30/2014) [-]
You are making it sound like they matter.
You are making it sound like they matter.
#523 to #522 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
only cowards kill civilians tho
User avatar #524 to #523 - datmine (08/30/2014) [-]
Unless you a soldier of the imperium.
How am i supposed to kill eldar craftworlds then.
Those places are crawling with people if you dint know that.
Both civilian and soldiers.
#525 to #524 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #498 - devilspecter (08/25/2014) [-]
Yo man, calm yo tits ***** im tellin you dun go rant at me cuz me ok?
User avatar #499 to #498 - datmine (08/25/2014) [-]
Fuk off ***** u know i can bust easilly.
User avatar #500 to #499 - devilspecter (08/25/2014) [-]
>2014
>Not knowing about ME
User avatar #501 to #500 - datmine (08/26/2014) [-]
Bitch i know everything about you.
If i dint know you then how do i know that... you ****** your blanket once.
User avatar #502 to #501 - devilspecter (08/26/2014) [-]
OMG
******* CIA, I knew they would catch up to me at one point.

I never did that though, you must have the wrong specter.
User avatar #503 to #502 - datmine (08/26/2014) [-]
I know the basic plot of mass effect but ive never played it.
Nor do i really want to.
User avatar #504 to #503 - devilspecter (08/26/2014) [-]
Mass effect, what is that?
Want to do what?
User avatar #491 - miia ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
>claims to hate furry
>posts furry vore on hentai
User avatar #492 to #491 - datmine (08/23/2014) [-]
Well i dont think a demon is really a furry just beacuse it has a animal jaw and fut on its ass.
User avatar #493 to #492 - miia ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
das furry
gross
#494 to #493 - datmine (08/23/2014) [-]
But dis no furry.
User avatar #495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
okay fine

but that pic you posted was still gross anthro crap
#496 to #495 - datmine (08/23/2014) [-]
Blame the rule34 for making it not me.
I just found it funny.
Im expecting downvotes when i come back there.
Not that i care.
#497 to #496 - miia ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
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#476 - devilspecter (08/18/2014) [-]
Moving our convo out of /hentai/.
funnyjunk.com/hentai/172317#172317

Mayne, I don't really intend to play MP on those games... And you just went full tactics on me.
gr8 story m8. I'm sure it would be more interesting to me if I dipped a bit more into the lore.
I can question you as much as I ******* want to, you little clitdicked sissy.
Sorry, I can't understand your ****** English.
User avatar #477 to #476 - datmine (08/18/2014) [-]
Im a ******* space marine.
I have great tactics!
I ******* dare you to.
Rude.
User avatar #480 to #477 - devilspecter (08/19/2014) [-]
No, you're autistic, that's what you are.
No, you don't. Your tactics are **** .
Shut the **** up, you little inbred monkey **** .
Not rude, truth.
User avatar #481 to #480 - datmine (08/19/2014) [-]
Well even if i am autistic the apothecarry would have notised.
Well lets see you do better.
u w0t m888
Well jeez sorry for not being the one who created english.
User avatar #482 to #481 - devilspecter (08/20/2014) [-]
Sure he would. Now tell me, how do you know that he's not corrupted by the warp?
I'll just hack dat **** , man. CheatEngine #hacka4lyfe
We were being rude to each other...
Yeah, you better be.
User avatar #483 to #482 - datmine (08/20/2014) [-]
**** off he is pure.
If he was corrupted i would have notised.
***** u just jelli cuz u suk.
shhh
Bitch i might be.
User avatar #484 to #483 - devilspecter (08/20/2014) [-]
As pure as the blisters in my ass.
Right. How do you know you're not corrupted yourself?
cri ;_; so meen
NO.
Cry me a river, show me how sorry you are.
User avatar #485 to #484 - datmine (08/20/2014) [-]
***** do i look like i get men for them to be corrupted.
Beacuse i dont go around screaming blood for the blood god or something else in black legion power armor pattern.
Cry me a ocean.
Yeh.
*cries a river*
User avatar #486 to #485 - devilspecter (08/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, mayne.
But then why did you burn down that orphanage?
>a ocean
lol
Nooo, mon.
Cry me a Neptune.
User avatar #487 to #486 - datmine (08/21/2014) [-]
They perfectly pure man.
Beacuse **** orphans.
>>a ocean
shh itll be k
*cries you a neptune*
User avatar #488 to #487 - devilspecter (08/21/2014) [-]
You're an emmisary of the warp now, cri.
Oh yeah, orphans are sexy!
>///> le chopped fish faec.
Pls dun rape me.
Oh **** man, you'd quench the thirst of millions of Africans with your tears.
User avatar #489 to #488 - datmine (08/21/2014) [-]
Following that logic slaanesh is one of the good guys.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah.....babies.....
pepsi?
spread ur butt cheeks fur mi and i wont hurt u
And you thought i was corrupted.
User avatar #490 to #489 - devilspecter (08/22/2014) [-]
ho dat be?
Damn, you toddlercon. You're definitely not a pure spesh murine.
No, pedestrian crossing-face.
Oh wow, that's gay, man.
You are, because you cry a planet instead.
#465 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
You're so 						*******					 blocked, man.
You're so ******* blocked, man.
User avatar #466 to #465 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
#r00d
User avatar #467 to #466 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
It's Ghast, man, just check his profile, I'm like 90% sure he blocked you.
User avatar #468 to #467 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Link to his profile.
Too lazy to find it.
User avatar #478 to #469 - jettom (08/19/2014) [-]
Cut your disgusting **** out, NAV fitte.
User avatar #479 to #478 - devilspecter (08/19/2014) [-]
Haha hva?
Er jo du som naver her da, Mart-martinsen.
User avatar #471 to #470 - devilspecter (08/10/2014) [-]
Oh wow, he didn't block you.

You better block him before he gets to you too, man.
Killing off the cub before it becomes a full grown grizzly bear, you know?
User avatar #472 to #471 - datmine (08/10/2014) [-]
Later.
#473 to #472 - devilspecter (08/10/2014) [-]
Two minutes has passed, so it is now "later".
#436 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
DICKWORMS
User avatar #460 to #436 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
Ah **** man, are you antisemitic?
#438 to #436 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
*shivers*
*shivers*
#439 to #438 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
In anticipation?
User avatar #440 to #439 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Dont make me cut you in half and feed you to the warp spawns.
#441 to #440 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
&gt;Implying I'm not already a part of the warp
>Implying I'm not already a part of the warp
User avatar #442 to #441 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Depends on which chaos god you are dedicated.
#443 to #442 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
I always had a thing for Tzeentch in the games at least.
So I guess I'd go for that.
#444 to #443 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
That means.
15% of dickworms
Allso it doesnt matter which chaos god you dedicated to.
I allways have grey knights.
#445 to #444 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
I guess Nurgle would have more dick worms.
I don't really know enough about the story, what's gray knights?
#446 to #445 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Slaanesh will be the best bet here.
The grey knights are basicly a special chapter from the inquisition made with special psykik powers to combat demons.

The Grey Knights are a secret, mysterious Loyalist Chapter of Space Marines specifically tasked with combating the dangerous daemonic entities of the Warp and all those who wield the corrupt power of the Chaos Gods. They have the honour of being implanted with gene-seed engineered directly from the genome of the Emperor Himself. The Grey Knights act as the military arm or Chamber Militant of the Ordo Malleus, the Daemonhunters who form the oldest branch of the virtually omnipotent Inquisition. The Grey Knights' fortress-monastery is based on Titan, the largest of the moons of the gas giant Saturn in the Sol System, that is kept as a private preserve of the Inquisition. The existence of the Chapter is virtually unknown outside of the Inquisition and the highest echelons of the Imperial Adepta, and is a well-guarded secret. Unlike other Astartes, every Grey Knight is a potent psyker. Yet, in the 10,000 standard years of Imperial history, no Grey Knight has ever been corrupted by the Ruinous Powers of Chaos.
#447 to #446 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
>no one has been corrupted
lolwat, fo real?

And you know a lot about them man.
I never even heard of em in the games I played.
Also, what about the Space yanderes?
#448 to #447 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Yeah thats ******* legit.
They are made to combat ******* demons not get corrupted by them.
See this **** in the picture?
That **** is made to go 1v1 against ******* demon princes or greater demons.
***** THATS ******* METAL AS ****

What the **** is a space yandere.
User avatar #449 to #448 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
Man, I don't share your enthusiasm on the subject.

Ask Zhuan, I forgot the name of those bitches.
User avatar #450 to #449 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Maybe if you posted less ****** up **** you would know.
Those are called adepta sorrirotas.
Basicly the organisation thing dedicated to the ordo hereticus i think.
User avatar #451 to #450 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
Ehh, that's not even too bad, really. You should join the path of chaos, it is a very... pleasurable one.
Yeah, Space Yanderes.
Man, seriously, where did you learn all dis?
User avatar #452 to #451 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Im a ******* space marine im not supposed to know all of this.
I just stole a bunch of the inquisition stuff and red it.
User avatar #453 to #452 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
Is it fun pretending?
User avatar #459 to #453 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Well i hate jews so i guess its good enough for me.
User avatar #454 to #453 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Shut up.
Im a 100% legit space marine.
Not warp energies posessed a normal one.
#463 to #461 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Dont worry i got dis. i think
Ghast you ******* piece of **** drag your ****** dripping in oil fried ass here you ****** ******* waste of sperm.
#464 to #463 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
****					 it, I'm screencapping this.
**** it, I'm screencapping this.
#455 to #454 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
Holy 						*******					 						****					, this autism.   
   
Ghast, I found someone more autistic than you.
Holy ******* **** , this autism.

Ghast, I found someone more autistic than you.
User avatar #457 to #455 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
puu.sh/aLMEF/9962611cc5.png

Yo what the **** , did you just check this before I pressed "enter", or are you just really ******* fast?
User avatar #456 to #455 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
I still dont get it why autsim is used as a insult on the internet.
Wikipedia or knowyourmeme aint helping either.
User avatar #458 to #456 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
Idk, I think it's fun to say.
It's like calling someone a jew IRL - hilarious.
#434 - jackmaccone (08/09/2014) [-]
OH **** THEY FOUND ME
User avatar #435 to #434 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Well **** .
...
...
*vomits blood and scares all the people away*
User avatar #437 to #431 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
Hei igjen, JĂždetom.
User avatar #433 to #432 - jettom (08/04/2014) [-]
Carry on then.
#429 - themarineelite (08/01/2014) [-]
You do a good job for a filthy loyalist.
#430 to #429 - datmine (08/01/2014) [-]
Of course i do.
#416 - syrianassassin (07/27/2014) [-]
i never knew you are one of us
i never knew you are one of us
#417 to #416 - syrianassassin (07/27/2014) [-]
oh wait i remember we talked before
#418 to #417 - datmine (07/28/2014) [-]
Your name kind of rings something in my mind.
Your name kind of rings something in my mind.
#419 to #418 - syrianassassin (07/28/2014) [-]
my name must always be remembered
my name must always be remembered
#420 to #419 - datmine (07/28/2014) [-]
I never get to use this gif and its sad.
I never get to use this gif and its sad.
User avatar #423 to #422 - syrianassassin (07/28/2014) [-]
we did talk before, not only in your profile but also in another place.

also you are familiar to me
User avatar #424 to #423 - datmine (07/28/2014) [-]
I kinda remember you.
My mind is still kind of not straight from all the fellow comrade helping in prototype.
Punching hunters to death too.
I think i will fight one of the ugly blackwatch amerikans now.
He stick his needle in me, i stick my fist in his face.
Allso to unlock the heli flying so i can give fellow comrades air support at hives.
*russian sounds*
FOR MOTHER TERRA
#412 - miia ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
armored
User avatar #413 to #412 - datmine (07/16/2014) [-]
That one is cool.
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