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#104 - What the **** is this TW mod.  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Joining the anti feminist... 0
User avatar #105 - fareo (3 hours ago) [-]
Titanium Wars
#250 - And then the feminists try and fight back. Exept that … 3 hours ago on (untitled) 0
#101 - >not having UA mod for soulstorm  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on Joining the anti feminist... 0
User avatar #103 - fareo (3 hours ago) [-]
haven't played Soulstorm for a while, is AU better then TW?
User avatar #104 - datmine (3 hours ago) [-]
What the FUCK is this TW mod.
User avatar #105 - fareo (3 hours ago) [-]
Titanium Wars
#132 - y u do dis eliphuz 3 hours ago on 2based4me +2
#101 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 5 hours ago on 2based4me +5
#118 - ironmercenary (4 hours ago) [-]
Hmm, no. I think not.
#132 - datmine (3 hours ago) [-]
y u do dis eliphuz
#83 - First of all its not games. Theres books, games, tabletop …  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Joining the anti feminist... +3
#136 - iamchicken (29 minutes ago) [-]
YOU FORGOT ABOUT PRAISING THE IMMORTAL EMPRAH.
#80 - Yeah sure make it. Im probably going to sticky it if its good.  [+] (2 new replies) 5 hours ago on Joining the anti feminist... 0
User avatar #81 - joancod (5 hours ago) [-]
okz, just have to find some spare pieces... if I have enough I might make the fallen allied webs.
User avatar #90 - webs (4 hours ago) [-]
No.
#78 - They win when i allow them to win. 5 hours ago on Joining the anti feminist... 0
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#402 - datmine (07/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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Listen 'ere you ********* .
If you have any complains leave them as a reply to this comment.
User avatar #542 - satanisrealgod (09/13/2014) [-]
>satan
>not khorne
>the most awesome giant oversized demon which is the god of rage, blood, fire and brute force
User avatar #543 to #542 - datmine (09/13/2014) [-]
>implying i dont worship khorne secretly
#534 - easternigguh (09/08/2014) [-]
Good evening Sir, could I interest you in working for the greater good?
#535 to #534 - datmine (09/08/2014) [-]
*rams you with the car and drives away*
#532 to #531 - datmine (09/08/2014) [-]
Nyet
Nyet
User avatar #526 - zahidlol ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Hi, this is Arachne's other account
User avatar #537 to #526 - miia ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
use arachne more
User avatar #538 to #537 - zahidlol ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Ok, got it!
User avatar #540 to #538 - miia ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
as in respond to the comment i left
User avatar #527 to #526 - datmine (09/01/2014) [-]
I dont trust you.
#528 to #527 - arachne (09/01/2014) [-]
Do you believe me now?
User avatar #530 to #528 - datmine (09/01/2014) [-]
Bitch i might.
Yeah yeah i do.
#505 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
#506 to #505 - datmine (08/30/2014) [-]
You think to mock me?   
Why i can just break a spider leg or eat a snake.
You think to mock me?
Why i can just break a spider leg or eat a snake.
#507 to #506 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
you promised not to

and if you break that promise, it shows your a coward without honor
#508 to #507 - datmine (08/30/2014) [-]
Im going to do it if you mock me and i swear in the emperor I will do it.
Untill then i will not.
But if you ever think of mocking me with heresy i will enjoy watching you cry as i kill them.
#509 to #508 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
Honorless

Coward
User avatar #510 to #509 - datmine (08/30/2014) [-]
DO NOT DARE TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT
I AM SERGEANT DAT MINE
I AM THE SIGHT THAT EMMITS THE EMPEROR'S BURNING RETRIBUTION
I AM THE SOLDIER WHO HAS UNBREAKABLE SPIRIT
I HAVE FACED COUNTLESS THREATS AND LIVED FIGHTING ON IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME WHILE YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING WORTHY ALL YOUR LIFE

I take back that last part you have nice tits.
#511 to #510 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
you hurt little girls and force them to prostitute themselves


oh yeah and you're a deadbeat dad
User avatar #512 to #511 - datmine (08/30/2014) [-]
THE DAD WAS MARTELLUS AND I PROVED IT
YOU STILL THINK I AM THE DAD BEACUSE YOU DONT LIKE MARTELLUS
DO NOT TRY TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD OR GIVE YOU SOMETHING
I FOR ONE AM BATTLE CAPABLE WHILE YOU CAN DO BUT PUNCH SOMETHING AND SWING WITH YOUR TAIL
Again if you want something ask nicely.
User avatar #513 to #512 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
you still make little girls become prostitutes
User avatar #514 to #513 - datmine (08/30/2014) [-]
Got proof?
#515 to #514 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
you broke little spider girls leg
spider girl couldnt pay medical bills
spider girl goes into debt after they fixed her leg
spider girl had to become prostitute to pay debt
you promised spider girl you would pay
then you ran off to fight orcs and never came back
#516 to #515 - datmine (08/30/2014) [-]
And i did pay her.
Do you think im supposed to babysit her the entire time her leg was broke.
Who knows that she used the money on.
And dont give me that face its making me want to kill something.
#517 to #516 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
you never paid her though!
you ran off and fought orcs and then hopped in spaceship and flew away
User avatar #518 to #517 - datmine (08/30/2014) [-]
HAVE YOU GOT PROOF I HAVENT
#519 to #518 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
Maybe the fact that the bank just foreclosed on her home
User avatar #520 to #519 - datmine (08/30/2014) [-]
*explosion in the other end of town*
What bank.
#521 to #520 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
and there you go killing civilians
#522 to #521 - datmine (08/30/2014) [-]
You are making it sound like they matter.
You are making it sound like they matter.
#523 to #522 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
only cowards kill civilians tho
User avatar #524 to #523 - datmine (08/30/2014) [-]
Unless you a soldier of the imperium.
How am i supposed to kill eldar craftworlds then.
Those places are crawling with people if you dint know that.
Both civilian and soldiers.
#525 to #524 - miia ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #498 - devilspecter (08/25/2014) [-]
Yo man, calm yo tits ***** im tellin you dun go rant at me cuz me ok?
User avatar #499 to #498 - datmine (08/25/2014) [-]
Fuk off ***** u know i can bust easilly.
User avatar #500 to #499 - devilspecter (08/25/2014) [-]
>2014
>Not knowing about ME
User avatar #501 to #500 - datmine (08/26/2014) [-]
Bitch i know everything about you.
If i dint know you then how do i know that... you ****** your blanket once.
User avatar #502 to #501 - devilspecter (08/26/2014) [-]
OMG
******* CIA, I knew they would catch up to me at one point.

I never did that though, you must have the wrong specter.
User avatar #503 to #502 - datmine (08/26/2014) [-]
I know the basic plot of mass effect but ive never played it.
Nor do i really want to.
User avatar #504 to #503 - devilspecter (08/26/2014) [-]
Mass effect, what is that?
Want to do what?
User avatar #491 - miia ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
>claims to hate furry
>posts furry vore on hentai
User avatar #492 to #491 - datmine (08/23/2014) [-]
Well i dont think a demon is really a furry just beacuse it has a animal jaw and fut on its ass.
User avatar #493 to #492 - miia ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
das furry
gross
#494 to #493 - datmine (08/23/2014) [-]
But dis no furry.
User avatar #495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
okay fine

but that pic you posted was still gross anthro crap
#496 to #495 - datmine (08/23/2014) [-]
Blame the rule34 for making it not me.
I just found it funny.
Im expecting downvotes when i come back there.
Not that i care.
#497 to #496 - miia ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#476 - devilspecter (08/18/2014) [-]
Moving our convo out of /hentai/.
funnyjunk.com/hentai/172317#172317

Mayne, I don't really intend to play MP on those games... And you just went full tactics on me.
gr8 story m8. I'm sure it would be more interesting to me if I dipped a bit more into the lore.
I can question you as much as I ******* want to, you little clitdicked sissy.
Sorry, I can't understand your ****** English.
User avatar #477 to #476 - datmine (08/18/2014) [-]
Im a ******* space marine.
I have great tactics!
I ******* dare you to.
Rude.
User avatar #480 to #477 - devilspecter (08/19/2014) [-]
No, you're autistic, that's what you are.
No, you don't. Your tactics are **** .
Shut the **** up, you little inbred monkey **** .
Not rude, truth.
User avatar #481 to #480 - datmine (08/19/2014) [-]
Well even if i am autistic the apothecarry would have notised.
Well lets see you do better.
u w0t m888
Well jeez sorry for not being the one who created english.
User avatar #482 to #481 - devilspecter (08/20/2014) [-]
Sure he would. Now tell me, how do you know that he's not corrupted by the warp?
I'll just hack dat **** , man. CheatEngine #hacka4lyfe
We were being rude to each other...
Yeah, you better be.
User avatar #483 to #482 - datmine (08/20/2014) [-]
**** off he is pure.
If he was corrupted i would have notised.
***** u just jelli cuz u suk.
shhh
Bitch i might be.
User avatar #484 to #483 - devilspecter (08/20/2014) [-]
As pure as the blisters in my ass.
Right. How do you know you're not corrupted yourself?
cri ;_; so meen
NO.
Cry me a river, show me how sorry you are.
User avatar #485 to #484 - datmine (08/20/2014) [-]
***** do i look like i get men for them to be corrupted.
Beacuse i dont go around screaming blood for the blood god or something else in black legion power armor pattern.
Cry me a ocean.
Yeh.
*cries a river*
User avatar #486 to #485 - devilspecter (08/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, mayne.
But then why did you burn down that orphanage?
>a ocean
lol
Nooo, mon.
Cry me a Neptune.
User avatar #487 to #486 - datmine (08/21/2014) [-]
They perfectly pure man.
Beacuse **** orphans.
>>a ocean
shh itll be k
*cries you a neptune*
User avatar #488 to #487 - devilspecter (08/21/2014) [-]
You're an emmisary of the warp now, cri.
Oh yeah, orphans are sexy!
>///> le chopped fish faec.
Pls dun rape me.
Oh **** man, you'd quench the thirst of millions of Africans with your tears.
User avatar #489 to #488 - datmine (08/21/2014) [-]
Following that logic slaanesh is one of the good guys.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah.....babies.....
pepsi?
spread ur butt cheeks fur mi and i wont hurt u
And you thought i was corrupted.
User avatar #490 to #489 - devilspecter (08/22/2014) [-]
ho dat be?
Damn, you toddlercon. You're definitely not a pure spesh murine.
No, pedestrian crossing-face.
Oh wow, that's gay, man.
You are, because you cry a planet instead.
#465 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
You're so 						*******					 blocked, man.
You're so ******* blocked, man.
User avatar #466 to #465 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
#r00d
User avatar #467 to #466 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
It's Ghast, man, just check his profile, I'm like 90% sure he blocked you.
User avatar #468 to #467 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Link to his profile.
Too lazy to find it.
User avatar #478 to #469 - jettom (08/19/2014) [-]
Cut your disgusting **** out, NAV fitte.
User avatar #479 to #478 - devilspecter (08/19/2014) [-]
Haha hva?
Er jo du som naver her da, Mart-martinsen.
User avatar #471 to #470 - devilspecter (08/10/2014) [-]
Oh wow, he didn't block you.

You better block him before he gets to you too, man.
Killing off the cub before it becomes a full grown grizzly bear, you know?
User avatar #472 to #471 - datmine (08/10/2014) [-]
Later.
#473 to #472 - devilspecter (08/10/2014) [-]
Two minutes has passed, so it is now "later".
#436 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
DICKWORMS
User avatar #460 to #436 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
Ah **** man, are you antisemitic?
#438 to #436 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
*shivers*
*shivers*
#439 to #438 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
In anticipation?
User avatar #440 to #439 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Dont make me cut you in half and feed you to the warp spawns.
#441 to #440 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
>Implying I'm not already a part of the warp
>Implying I'm not already a part of the warp
User avatar #442 to #441 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Depends on which chaos god you are dedicated.
#443 to #442 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
I always had a thing for Tzeentch in the games at least.
So I guess I'd go for that.
#444 to #443 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
That means.
15% of dickworms
Allso it doesnt matter which chaos god you dedicated to.
I allways have grey knights.
#445 to #444 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
I guess Nurgle would have more dick worms.
I don't really know enough about the story, what's gray knights?
#446 to #445 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Slaanesh will be the best bet here.
The grey knights are basicly a special chapter from the inquisition made with special psykik powers to combat demons.

The Grey Knights are a secret, mysterious Loyalist Chapter of Space Marines specifically tasked with combating the dangerous daemonic entities of the Warp and all those who wield the corrupt power of the Chaos Gods. They have the honour of being implanted with gene-seed engineered directly from the genome of the Emperor Himself. The Grey Knights act as the military arm or Chamber Militant of the Ordo Malleus, the Daemonhunters who form the oldest branch of the virtually omnipotent Inquisition. The Grey Knights' fortress-monastery is based on Titan, the largest of the moons of the gas giant Saturn in the Sol System, that is kept as a private preserve of the Inquisition. The existence of the Chapter is virtually unknown outside of the Inquisition and the highest echelons of the Imperial Adepta, and is a well-guarded secret. Unlike other Astartes, every Grey Knight is a potent psyker. Yet, in the 10,000 standard years of Imperial history, no Grey Knight has ever been corrupted by the Ruinous Powers of Chaos.
#447 to #446 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
>no one has been corrupted
lolwat, fo real?

And you know a lot about them man.
I never even heard of em in the games I played.
Also, what about the Space yanderes?
#448 to #447 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Yeah thats ******* legit.
They are made to combat ******* demons not get corrupted by them.
See this **** in the picture?
That **** is made to go 1v1 against ******* demon princes or greater demons.
***** THATS ******* METAL AS ****

What the **** is a space yandere.
User avatar #449 to #448 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
Man, I don't share your enthusiasm on the subject.

Ask Zhuan, I forgot the name of those bitches.
User avatar #450 to #449 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Maybe if you posted less ****** up **** you would know.
Those are called adepta sorrirotas.
Basicly the organisation thing dedicated to the ordo hereticus i think.
User avatar #451 to #450 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
Ehh, that's not even too bad, really. You should join the path of chaos, it is a very... pleasurable one.
Yeah, Space Yanderes.
Man, seriously, where did you learn all dis?
User avatar #452 to #451 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Im a ******* space marine im not supposed to know all of this.
I just stole a bunch of the inquisition stuff and red it.
User avatar #453 to #452 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
Is it fun pretending?
User avatar #459 to #453 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Well i hate jews so i guess its good enough for me.
User avatar #454 to #453 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Shut up.
Im a 100% legit space marine.
Not warp energies posessed a normal one.
#463 to #461 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Dont worry i got dis. i think
Ghast you ******* piece of **** drag your ****** dripping in oil fried ass here you ****** ******* waste of sperm.
#464 to #463 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
****					 it, I'm screencapping this.
**** it, I'm screencapping this.
#455 to #454 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
Holy 						*******					 						****					, this autism.   
   
Ghast, I found someone more autistic than you.
Holy ******* **** , this autism.

Ghast, I found someone more autistic than you.
User avatar #457 to #455 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
puu.sh/aLMEF/9962611cc5.png

Yo what the **** , did you just check this before I pressed "enter", or are you just really ******* fast?
User avatar #456 to #455 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
I still dont get it why autsim is used as a insult on the internet.
Wikipedia or knowyourmeme aint helping either.
User avatar #458 to #456 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
Idk, I think it's fun to say.
It's like calling someone a jew IRL - hilarious.
#434 - jackmaccone (08/09/2014) [-]
OH **** THEY FOUND ME
User avatar #435 to #434 - datmine (08/09/2014) [-]
Well **** .
...
...
*vomits blood and scares all the people away*
User avatar #437 to #431 - devilspecter (08/09/2014) [-]
Hei igjen, JĂždetom.
User avatar #433 to #432 - jettom (08/04/2014) [-]
Carry on then.
#429 - themarineelite ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
You do a good job for a filthy loyalist.
#430 to #429 - datmine (08/01/2014) [-]
Of course i do.
#416 - syrianassassin (07/27/2014) [-]
i never knew you are one of us
i never knew you are one of us
#417 to #416 - syrianassassin (07/27/2014) [-]
oh wait i remember we talked before
#418 to #417 - datmine (07/28/2014) [-]
Your name kind of rings something in my mind.
Your name kind of rings something in my mind.
#419 to #418 - syrianassassin (07/28/2014) [-]
my name must always be remembered
my name must always be remembered
#420 to #419 - datmine (07/28/2014) [-]
I never get to use this gif and its sad.
I never get to use this gif and its sad.
User avatar #423 to #422 - syrianassassin (07/28/2014) [-]
we did talk before, not only in your profile but also in another place.

also you are familiar to me
User avatar #424 to #423 - datmine (07/28/2014) [-]
I kinda remember you.
My mind is still kind of not straight from all the fellow comrade helping in prototype.
Punching hunters to death too.
I think i will fight one of the ugly blackwatch amerikans now.
He stick his needle in me, i stick my fist in his face.
Allso to unlock the heli flying so i can give fellow comrades air support at hives.
*russian sounds*
FOR MOTHER TERRA
#412 - miia ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
armored
User avatar #413 to #412 - datmine (07/16/2014) [-]
That one is cool.
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