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Video Games Played: League of Legends, Diablo 3, Guild Wars 2, Pokemon
Interests: Videogames, Anime, Sports
Date Signed Up:11/23/2012
Last Login:9/15/2014
Location:Germany
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Comment Thumbs: 8670 total,  9380 ,  710
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Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 285 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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#34 - Nothing wrong with that. 06/12/2014 on Tumblr did funny +2
#680 - When you are at the point where you feel the need to shoot bac… 06/12/2014 on don't be a pleb -1
#156 - One glorious day, women will admit that they want sex as much … 06/12/2014 on harassment +1
#55 - You should make a simpsonexplain account. 06/12/2014 on damn yellow privilege +2
#653 - That says more about the police than about the citizens.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2014 on don't be a pleb +3
User avatar #688 - ChaosShuffle (06/12/2014) [-]
The police tend to be american citizens too.
User avatar #926 - vonspyder (06/13/2014) [-]
who in general favor citizens carrying.
User avatar #697 - datgermanguy (06/12/2014) [-]
Every policemen is a citizen, but not every citizen is a policemen. Therefore, I use the word "police" to refer to citizens which are employed by the state to function as guardians of laws. A function which actually has a reason to carry firearms.
User avatar #931 - vonspyder (06/13/2014) [-]
actually citizens also have arrest powers.
#644 - Dear Americans: I really like you all and I know that most of …  [+] (19 new replies) 06/12/2014 on don't be a pleb 0
#940 - redbannerman (06/13/2014) [-]
Now ask yourself, What is a cop? Another human being just like the rest of us. Cops aren't special people, they're just people with a badge. You and I could be cops, Think about that. Whats the difference between me with a gun and me as a cop with a gun? Simple, a piece of metal stating I'm a cop. Look at some of the shit some cops do and tell me that they're not as fucked in the head as the shitmiester who shot up the cinema.
#924 - lilnuggetbob (06/13/2014) [-]
#923 - lilnuggetbob (06/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #746 - thempc (06/12/2014) [-]
i think the only logical time to carry concealed or open is if you're in the wilderness, like hunting or camping or something. you're much more likely to run into a dangerous animal in the wild than be at the site of a mass shooting in an urban are
#726 - haidbz (06/12/2014) [-]
Coming from Norway, I myself get scared if I saw anyone at all carrying any gun but a hunting rifle. Reason being that is the only kind of gun you can legally get in Norway, to my knowledge.
I am, unfotunately, unaware to the specific laws on guns in my country because they don't concern me, but if norwegian police are allowed to carry guns, they are not permitted to carry them openly. I actually think they are legally bound to keep them in the police cars until needed, but I might be mistaken.
User avatar #718 - smokingman (06/12/2014) [-]
Exactly.

That's what police is for, and that's why we ensure that police is doing a good work preventing crime.
User avatar #866 - theaveragejoe (06/13/2014) [-]
yep definitely
"Stop right there criminal scum! The police will be here in fifteen minutes so that means you can't hurt me or anyone else!"
#724 - anonymous (06/12/2014) [-]
"thats what the police are for" welp guess I dont need this fire extinguisher in my kitchen then, thats what the fire department is for.
User avatar #740 - datgermanguy (06/12/2014) [-]
So, following that logic, we all should carry fire extinguishers with us all the time?
User avatar #922 - vonspyder (06/13/2014) [-]
we should be ALLOWED to if we choose to do so. That was the point. Ya missed it, flew right by ya.
User avatar #727 - smokingman (06/12/2014) [-]
Analogies, learn to use them.

Also, GTFO, anon.
#676 - anonymous (06/12/2014) [-]
The police can shoot you too
User avatar #680 - datgermanguy (06/12/2014) [-]
When you are at the point where you feel the need to shoot back at the police, you are fucked anyways.
User avatar #648 - roliga (06/12/2014) [-]
You do realize that citizens in America who carry a firearm on average have a lower error rate when using it than the police do right?
User avatar #653 - datgermanguy (06/12/2014) [-]
That says more about the police than about the citizens.
User avatar #688 - ChaosShuffle (06/12/2014) [-]
The police tend to be american citizens too.
User avatar #926 - vonspyder (06/13/2014) [-]
who in general favor citizens carrying.
User avatar #697 - datgermanguy (06/12/2014) [-]
Every policemen is a citizen, but not every citizen is a policemen. Therefore, I use the word "police" to refer to citizens which are employed by the state to function as guardians of laws. A function which actually has a reason to carry firearms.
User avatar #931 - vonspyder (06/13/2014) [-]
actually citizens also have arrest powers.
#36 - I think you will be able to customize. Why shouldn't you be? 06/12/2014 on Pants pants 0
#96 - Since you have like 3 screenshots and no information about the…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on What I've been doing for... +17
#209 - Actually knowing the fact that he was a normal person in his p… 06/11/2014 on Hitler flirting with Eva... +2
#291 - Aside from that I liked the game. 06/10/2014 on Good guy Guildwars 0
#287 - I'm not done yet. I always liked about the GW games t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on Good guy Guildwars +1
User avatar #291 - datgermanguy (06/10/2014) [-]
Aside from that I liked the game.
#275 - Okay, I played GW2 for quit some time. I leveled 4 characters …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Good guy Guildwars +1
#287 - datgermanguy (06/10/2014) [-]
I'm not done yet.

I always liked about the GW games that you don't have a skill bar with 1000 different skills you never use anyways. It makes it more fun if you have to choose which ones fit your character.
But why, for the love of Dwayna, if you only have 10 slots for skills, why would you make the decision even harder by making 5 of them an automatic choice that comes with your weapon?
And the 5 remaining ones are also not completely free to choose! One must be a healing skill and the last one the ult. So that basically means that from the, I don't know, 40 skills you unlock during the leveling and questin process of your character, you can only freely choose 3? Seriously?

They took creative styling of the characters (in terms of roles during the fight, fighting style, skill usage) just away from the gamers, as if we were too stupid to choose the right skills!

"Oh, hm, you want to play a melee fighter? With a Sword? That's nice, so you best take THESE particular skills. Don't worry, you can choose the rest for yourself. Except for this one, this has to be a healing skill. Also, don't use this slot, you should use that for your ultimate attack. Aside from that, everything is totally your choice."

Rant over for now.
User avatar #291 - datgermanguy (06/10/2014) [-]
Aside from that I liked the game.
#199 - I'm german and this is 100% true. Trust me. 06/09/2014 on i love my country +2
#204 - I think admin has multiple personae.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on Does no one remember? +2
User avatar #206 - givememoarpony (06/08/2014) [-]
i thought everyone knew that. his personalities include the authoritarian dick kim jong un, cool lifting bro dj 4dm1n and your typical shitposter.
#62 - Picture 06/07/2014 on Would you believe him? 0
#292 - <MFW we had all this awesome equipment and still lost the w…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/07/2014 on German Army WWII comp +1
#311 - justtocomment (06/07/2014) [-]
He would have won the war on two fronts if he had any any point listened to his generals about the western front. And I'm not sure if you live in Europe, but most of them speak German as a second language if nothing else because Germany has become one of the most economically stable countries on the globe.
Even if Hitler had managed to push all the way to Moscow, look at how well that went for Napoleon - the Russians burnt the land and moved on. Had Hitler taken Moscow, the Russians would have bombed the railways, salted the land, and focused on the Western Front with Japan. They would've taken Manchuria, and Japan would have directed most of their forces to that front. America would not have taken such losses on the Pacific Theater, and focused more on the European front. The German troops in Russia would be isolated an incapable of mass movement back to the east (due to the bombed railways by the "defeated" Russians).
Or we say Hitler never double crossed Russia, and never opened up to an Eastern Front. Japan would have eventually gone after Manchuria (and much of the Eastern portion of Russia) causing Russia to enter the war in a similar fashion to the USA.
WWII was not a win-able war for Germany. They picked the wrong allies, and Hitler let his personal desires lead him to terrible military decisions. Had he listened to his generals, he still would have lost because the Axis went after the two most capable countries in the world - the two that would later go on to be the greatest powers in the world.
Hitler's early success was only due to his implementation of the Blitzkrieg against small and unprepared countries, the inability of France to unite its people, and the even worse strategic capabilities of Britain.
User avatar #300 - alekksandar (06/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, but ultimately the americans won and now the whole world speaks english. And soon we'll all be turned into liberal faggots who get raped in the ass by black people.
#308 - anonymous (06/07/2014) [-]
Don't kid yourself, you enjoy getting a thick nigger dick in your butthole.
User avatar #297 - Conquistador (06/07/2014) [-]
Not only that, but there'd probably be no degenerate filth like the LGBT tards and tumblr users. Israel wouldn't exist and be allowed to commit crimes on other people. Mulattoes wouldn't walk around acting like their "badass" or "unique" because they're mixed (hybrid vigor illusion). Multiculturalism wouldn't be forced up everyone's ass and people wouldn't be mocked or labeled as a terrorist for thinking of the differences of other races and for not wanting to get in their pants.
User avatar #309 - certifiedidiot (06/07/2014) [-]
A bit pointlessly whiny for a nazi, don't you think?
User avatar #319 - Conquistador (06/07/2014) [-]
>Being this butthurt.
>Says someone else is whining.
User avatar #320 - certifiedidiot (06/07/2014) [-]
Excuse me?
User avatar #299 - Conquistador (06/07/2014) [-]
they're*
#53 - Picture 06/07/2014 on Bear with me, guys. +1
#111 - Cold-blooded killers, I tell you. 06/07/2014 on My mom is freaking out +1
#90 - You really put a lot of effort into this, didn't you. Unfo… 06/07/2014 on Now in HD +3
#59 - Because people always want the things they can't have more tha… 06/07/2014 on (untitled) +5
#192 - Anime character? 06/07/2014 on BIG Eater - 48Kg Woman +3
#98 - Alarm für Cobra 11 mentioned - Swell with german pride! 06/07/2014 on "Next Gen" +5
#256 - Your kindness knows no bounds. 06/07/2014 on dildodude needs your help -4
#30 - Holy mother 06/06/2014 on [put generic racist joke here] +3
#32 - Since everyone is doing it 06/05/2014 on Cat Facts 0
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