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Date Signed Up:11/23/2012
Last Login:9/22/2014
Location:Germany
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#104 - Everyone here talks about cuddling. And I just sit he…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/09/2014 on sounds about right +2
#124 - schafskopf (09/09/2014) [-]
#117 - thegrayfox (09/09/2014) [-]
You call yourself a scientist? Are you retarded?
#107 - genericnewfag (09/09/2014) [-]
>being this casual
#106 - smokingman (09/09/2014) [-]
Well what you're doing isn't called science.

Don't speak for all of us just because you are shit at being a scientist.
#109 - datgermanguy (09/09/2014) [-]
Oh don't be like that. Of course I didn't mean that you really change data. I meant mainly that you present the data which actually supports your assumptions better that the data which does not.
Which is technically wrong, since you are supposed to examine and present everything and talk/write about it from a neutral standpoint.
But no one ever does this. If you ever find supporting evidence for your assumptions, you will always try to make it sound more plausible than the non-supporting evidence.
#113 - smokingman (09/09/2014) [-]
I do this, mostly because I have a very curious personality, and I'm not personally involved in the academic world and the bullshit that surrounds it.

But you're right, many don't, and it always angers me that scientists (and people, generally) identify so much with the ideas they support.
Yes, one's ideas are a central part of his identity, but scientists should be above that, by definition.
Meh.
Sorry for being rude, it's a bit of a pet peeve.
#115 - datgermanguy (09/09/2014) [-]
The problem is that you think research should be ethnitically obligated to tell the truth.

But science only progresses with money. You will only get money if you present good data.
The very second when money plays a crucial part, ethnicity in science flies out of the window. Look at the pharmaceutical industry! These people are basically criminals. They spend more time trying to copy medications than researching their own ones.

I'm sorry to break it to you, but science and research are not standing above methods that are ethnically wrong.

Good thing for me: My research for my master thesis was so insignificant and cheap, that I could basically do what I want. I ended up finding something interesting, and did, in fact, not have to manipulate my data!
User avatar #116 - smokingman (09/09/2014) [-]
I don't think that research has any ethical obligations.
I think that a truly curious mind is inherently honest.

To be clear, you and I are talking about two very different things.
Most of what you wrote so far focuses on the so-called "scientific world".

I focus on the personal, intimate side of science.

One may be an emanation of the other, but the two are very, very different.
You aren't "breaking" anything to me.
#110 - saytwaa (09/09/2014) [-]
that seems kinda dumb
User avatar #111 - datgermanguy (09/09/2014) [-]
It's necessary. Scientific research is a field with a high level of competition. Which means: Get good data or get out.
So it is absolutely necessary to stretch the truth a little bit sometimes.
User avatar #112 - saytwaa (09/09/2014) [-]
i totally understand, it just sounds so bad in writing.
#125 - Your gif strikes more fear in my heart that a gun. 09/09/2014 on Logic +4
#124 - I somehow thought it would end with this. 09/09/2014 on Logic +5
#28 - You know, being a german, I'm tolerant about everything. B…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Offensive joke -1
User avatar #30 - alekksandar (09/06/2014) [-]
That's what happens when you stop being proud of your country. Assholes come in and ruin it with nobody there to stop them.
User avatar #29 - bitchpleaseshutup (09/06/2014) [-]
There's already gangs like that in Britain.
#55 - Picture 09/06/2014 on (untitled) -3
#65 - Both. Go for it, son. 09/02/2014 on b 0
#162 - Login and say it like a man. Because you are goddamn right. 09/01/2014 on Cultural Sensitivity 0
#261 - Toaru Kagaku no Railgun 08/29/2014 on quadriplegic man streams... 0
#237 - Me too. 08/27/2014 on quadriplegic man streams... +1
#235 - This sounds like the epilogue for matrix  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on quadriplegic man streams... 0
#236 - warbob (08/27/2014) [-]
I'd watch it.
#237 - datgermanguy (08/27/2014) [-]
Me too.
#231 - Yes I got you the first time, thank you warbob. But just think…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2014 on quadriplegic man streams... 0
User avatar #233 - warbob (08/27/2014) [-]
Surely I can find enough valuables ingame in 20 years for me to trade for a single month's bills + bread !
User avatar #235 - datgermanguy (08/27/2014) [-]
This sounds like the epilogue for matrix
#236 - warbob (08/27/2014) [-]
I'd watch it.
#237 - datgermanguy (08/27/2014) [-]
Me too.
#225 - Are you implying that we would put some of the prolonged time …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/27/2014 on quadriplegic man streams... 0
User avatar #227 - warbob (08/27/2014) [-]
yes.
And no , you got it wrong. I just said 30 irl days would be equal to 20 ingame years , which means I can postpone my problems for quite the long time. So I basicly have 20 years to think of a way to get some bucks to live through the next 30 days and pay the bills.
User avatar #229 - warbob (08/27/2014) [-]
datgermanguy - in case you're still missing the point, imma spend the maximum of those 20 years inside the game, and while I'm at it I might just figure out a way to spend another 20 years inside.
User avatar #231 - datgermanguy (08/27/2014) [-]
Yes I got you the first time, thank you warbob. But just thinking about getting money does not actually get you money. You have to work, like you would do anyways to get the money to spend the next 20 years inside.
User avatar #233 - warbob (08/27/2014) [-]
Surely I can find enough valuables ingame in 20 years for me to trade for a single month's bills + bread !
User avatar #235 - datgermanguy (08/27/2014) [-]
This sounds like the epilogue for matrix
#236 - warbob (08/27/2014) [-]
I'd watch it.
#237 - datgermanguy (08/27/2014) [-]
Me too.
#114 - It still sounds dangerous. It could backfire too easily.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on quadriplegic man streams... 0
User avatar #116 - ipostcp (08/27/2014) [-]
Weeeeellll, I don't think they would give anything to the general public if it were to be bad.

I think that type of technology would go to the military.
#110 - SAO was just an example. Also I didn't like .hack. 08/27/2014 on quadriplegic man streams... 0
#109 - I...somehow think that would be pretty dangerous. Like, your b…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/27/2014 on quadriplegic man streams... +1
User avatar #118 - savirleo (08/27/2014) [-]
You'd be forgetting reality. Unless they had some kind of time limit on them

'Dad, I'm home'
'Who the fuck are you?'
#111 - ipostcp (08/27/2014) [-]
It's not like you would remember every second.

I think that for the most part you would have a hard time grasping reality from game. If anything.
#126 - munchyman (08/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #145 - DrizztDoUrden (08/27/2014) [-]
I belive it is from:

Boku wa tomodachi ga suganai


#167 - munchyman (08/27/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #114 - datgermanguy (08/27/2014) [-]
It still sounds dangerous. It could backfire too easily.
User avatar #116 - ipostcp (08/27/2014) [-]
Weeeeellll, I don't think they would give anything to the general public if it were to be bad.

I think that type of technology would go to the military.
#306 - If you hadn't stopped us, you would only have to remember one … 08/27/2014 on Europe 101 +3
#86 - Wait till we develop to enter games with your conciousness, Ma…  [+] (30 new replies) 08/27/2014 on quadriplegic man streams... +27
#257 - CIS White Male (08/27/2014) [-]
What is that anime called?
User avatar #261 - datgermanguy (08/29/2014) [-]
Toaru Kagaku no Railgun
#256 - CIS White Male (08/27/2014) [-]
What anime is that please?
User avatar #198 - reloyjerkins (08/27/2014) [-]
You would still get rekt in PvP tho. Once a scrub always a scrub.
User avatar #105 - rdangerdash (08/27/2014) [-]
But datgermanguy, what about .hack, a much older animu that is basically the same thing as SAO?
User avatar #248 - thefates (08/27/2014) [-]
I didn't really like .hack, or much of SAO. Really my favorite is Log Horizon.
User avatar #122 - megaton (08/27/2014) [-]
u get thumbed for . hack. best videogame anime
User avatar #120 - antideadra (08/27/2014) [-]
well to be fair for .hack you only really saw things you still used a controller to play the game only the main character(along with a few miner/side character's) where ever really stuck inside the game
User avatar #110 - datgermanguy (08/27/2014) [-]
SAO was just an example.
Also I didn't like .hack.
User avatar #103 - ipostcp (08/27/2014) [-]
Speaking of this, wouldn't it be fantastic if that gear could alter our perception of time? Like 80 days in game would equate to about 8 hours IRL.
User avatar #219 - warbob (08/27/2014) [-]
Yes, I'll finally be able to have enough gameplay time. And surely in so much ingame time I can think of an idea to get some money to prolongue the bills for another 20 years.

datgermanguy
User avatar #225 - datgermanguy (08/27/2014) [-]
Are you implying that we would put some of the prolonged time to good use? As if...
Did you just call me here that I see your comment?
User avatar #227 - warbob (08/27/2014) [-]
yes.
And no , you got it wrong. I just said 30 irl days would be equal to 20 ingame years , which means I can postpone my problems for quite the long time. So I basicly have 20 years to think of a way to get some bucks to live through the next 30 days and pay the bills.
User avatar #229 - warbob (08/27/2014) [-]
datgermanguy - in case you're still missing the point, imma spend the maximum of those 20 years inside the game, and while I'm at it I might just figure out a way to spend another 20 years inside.
User avatar #231 - datgermanguy (08/27/2014) [-]
Yes I got you the first time, thank you warbob. But just thinking about getting money does not actually get you money. You have to work, like you would do anyways to get the money to spend the next 20 years inside.
User avatar #233 - warbob (08/27/2014) [-]
Surely I can find enough valuables ingame in 20 years for me to trade for a single month's bills + bread !
User avatar #235 - datgermanguy (08/27/2014) [-]
This sounds like the epilogue for matrix
#236 - warbob (08/27/2014) [-]
I'd watch it.
#237 - datgermanguy (08/27/2014) [-]
Me too.
User avatar #123 - megaton (08/27/2014) [-]
that is litterally the concept of the book/ anime that the writer of sao writes after sao called accel world.
User avatar #109 - datgermanguy (08/27/2014) [-]
I...somehow think that would be pretty dangerous. Like, your brain has memories of several years in-game, although only a few weeks of almost nonstop gaming passed.

Can't be good.
User avatar #118 - savirleo (08/27/2014) [-]
You'd be forgetting reality. Unless they had some kind of time limit on them

'Dad, I'm home'
'Who the fuck are you?'
#111 - ipostcp (08/27/2014) [-]
It's not like you would remember every second.

I think that for the most part you would have a hard time grasping reality from game. If anything.
#126 - munchyman (08/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #145 - DrizztDoUrden (08/27/2014) [-]
I belive it is from:

Boku wa tomodachi ga suganai


#167 - munchyman (08/27/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #114 - datgermanguy (08/27/2014) [-]
It still sounds dangerous. It could backfire too easily.
User avatar #116 - ipostcp (08/27/2014) [-]
Weeeeellll, I don't think they would give anything to the general public if it were to be bad.

I think that type of technology would go to the military.
User avatar #100 - catburglarpenis (08/27/2014) [-]
We already kinda do. I just watched someone move a ball with their fucking mind the other day at The St. Louis Science Center, and we've already developed vehicles that can be piloted with our consciousness.
User avatar #99 - temporalguardian (08/27/2014) [-]
Oh my god do I want
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