Upload
Login or register

datdutchmister

Last status update:
-
Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:4/04/2013
Last Login:7/24/2016
Location:Living in a pineapple under the sea
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 1792 total,  1966 ,  174
Comment Thumbs: 1265 total,  1363 ,  98
Content Level Progress: 64% (64/100)
Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 115 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 46% (23/50)
Level 211 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:0
Content Views:85749
Times Content Favorited:94 times
Total Comments Made:409
FJ Points:2638
I am not the man.
Neither am i the woman.
Back in my home village of kvatch, the deadra use to pick pretty daisies. They used to call my name, Notafaggot oh Notafaggot, show us those fine knee-holes!

Not religious.

latest user's comments

#782 - **datdutchmister used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **datdutchmist… 05/01/2015 on Roll for 30 days of pink text 0
#4 - No, worn out cock rings.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Weird collections 0
User avatar
#8 - duckwith (05/01/2015) [-]
What are they used for?
User avatar
#9 - datdutchmister (05/01/2015) [-]
To put around your raised donger I suppose?
User avatar
#10 - duckwith (05/01/2015) [-]
Well I figured that, but what's the purpose in doing that?
User avatar
#11 - datdutchmister (05/01/2015) [-]
I would have no idea, maybe to hold it all together?
User avatar
#12 - duckwith (05/01/2015) [-]
What are you talking about? Holding your penis together, what the fuck?
#7 - Damn that bird stepped up his game. 04/26/2015 on Some amazing things part 7... +9
#32 - I love these, please do notify me! 04/24/2015 on Some amazing things part 6 0
#40 - Yes please do 04/23/2015 on Some amazing things part 5 0
#21 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Assorted Internets #14 +7
User avatar
#41 - ancientcows (03/29/2015) [-]
whats the context behind this?
User avatar
#50 - hostofswarms (03/29/2015) [-]
During the BF3 Beta there was a glitch when the Assault was crawling that caused his head to stretch out
Battlefield 3 long neck glitch
User avatar
#71 - ancientcows (03/29/2015) [-]
thanks!
#3 - What more gives you good bones? thank mr skeltal  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2015 on Science stuff part 6 +20
User avatar
#4 - herrokitteh (03/22/2015) [-]
DOOT DOOT
#214 - Your name is a straight up lie 03/21/2015 on test 0
#2 - Damn, I have no witty reply. Also no witty seco… 03/13/2015 on Good Parenting 0
#21 - "Igor you are too vodka" 03/07/2015 on Driver Runs over Drunk 0