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Date Signed Up:11/21/2011
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#71 - There is a few things i dont like about modern medicine, but i…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/16/2012 on Not something funny 0
#74 - cullenatorguy (12/16/2012) [-]
You should have died. YOU ARE A WEAKNESS TO SOCIETY. YOU WILL CAUSE THE DOWN FALL OF THE HUMAN RACE, YOU SICK FUCK.
User avatar #75 - datargumme (12/16/2012) [-]
I like broke a collarbone and they just put it together with some wierd bolts. Not like i will be passing on any bad genes...
#83 - AnonymousDonor (12/16/2012) [-]
technically you would be passing down genes that code for bone structures that are slightly weaker than those of the people who haven't broken their collarbones doing the same thing

but that doesn't mean that cullenatorguy isn't still an asshole (assuming he was being serious)
User avatar #90 - cullenatorguy (12/16/2012) [-]
Injuries acquired during one's life do not transfer down genetically. I could have the toughest bones in the world, but falling from 50ft and breaking my legs doesn't mean I code for weaker bones. I could still give my kids strong bones though, but not weaker ones because I broke my legs.
#95 - AnonymousDonor (12/16/2012) [-]
yeah umm thats not what i said

datargumme never mentioned how he broke his collarbone, only that "a majority" would not have kept it intact
but that majority would nonetheless pass down weaker bone structure genes than the minority who would not
User avatar #97 - cullenatorguy (12/16/2012) [-]
"technically you would be passing down genes that code for bone structures that are slightly weaker than those of the people who haven't broken their collarbones doing the same thing"

You literally just said that because he broke his collarbone he will be passing down genes for weaker bones.
#105 - AnonymousDonor (12/16/2012) [-]
lolwut?
i said that because the bone structures coded by his genes were weak enough to get broken by whatever accident it was, then his posterity would receive genes and bone structures that are slightly weaker than those of the people who wouldn't break their collarbones doing the same accident
because they have stronger bone structures
User avatar #109 - cullenatorguy (12/16/2012) [-]
ok? I guess I'll pass on genes to my kid for a average size dick because my dick isn't as big as people who have larger than normal dicks. What was the point of your comment then?
#113 - AnonymousDonor (12/16/2012) [-]
it was in response/correction to his final statement "not like i will be passing on any bad genes"

the term bad is only one of relative comparison, thus if his collarbone genes are weaker in comparison to others' then technically yes he would be passing down "bad" genes - are they horrendously bad genes? no probably not because i am indeed positive that most people would break their collarbones doing whatever he did, but they are comparatively bad genes nonetheless (as are the genes that code for your average size dick, since smaller is comparatively "worse")

now my question to you is why in the hell would you make me go through all this trouble to dissect every aspect of some small little thing i said, when you could have simply thought this through yourself and figured out that i'm not a complete retard and was probably trying to say the more sensible thing despite your misinterpretations of it?
User avatar #116 - cullenatorguy (12/16/2012) [-]
I guess it comes down to your definition of "bad."

To answer your last question: This is FunnyJunk. You actually expect people who misinterpret what you say as something to stupid to think it through?
#119 - AnonymousDonor (12/16/2012) [-]
sigh youre right i suppose i should give up hope that anyone here will give someone the benefit of the doubt
User avatar #86 - datargumme (12/16/2012) [-]
I am very sure that he was not serious.
But the vast majority of people would atleast break a collarbone from the accident i had.
#66 - Lets just ignore the parents that decided to pray away their s…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2012 on My new favorite twitter... +4
User avatar #78 - maskedhippo (12/16/2012) [-]
also, who's died from weed? I'd be surprised if they managed to find their way outside, let alone into a fatal situation.
#18 - a lot 12/15/2012 on Good Guy Mall Santa +3
#25 - Germany, born and raised. 12/13/2012 on differences between the US... +3
#50 - especially your penis 12/12/2012 on Hitler had brown eyes... +4
#2 - Everything in our body is mutations..  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Hitler had brown eyes... +49
#18 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
but.. my penis... is.... a mutation....
User avatar #50 - datargumme (12/12/2012) [-]
especially your penis
#20 - When people are stupid. 12/12/2012 on deal with it -1
#245 - I generally use iether datar or gumme as my name, but this tim… 12/08/2012 on This Could Be Interesting +2
#5 - English is probably not his main language, in some languages o…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2012 on Creationists... +3
#6 - youraverageteenage (12/07/2012) [-]
like in dutch
User avatar #39 - daniboi (12/07/2012) [-]
And why'd you post Fredrik Reinfeldt?
#7 - bosskiss (12/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #21 - kamehamehanurd (12/07/2012) [-]
FJ content mentions Holland
Swell with pride Probably has something to do with weed.
#65 - Picture 12/05/2012 on I'm a fucking genius! -1
#20 - You keep it in a vacum in a very strong electric field, both i… 12/03/2012 on Truth +3
#51 - Internet memes... 12/02/2012 on ... 0
#158 - That feel when the army is spying on you.. 12/02/2012 on What I want for Christmas.... +3
#247 - Sexy as **** 12/02/2012 on You Had One Job +5
#16 - Some people are retarded, ammongst the people you can vote for… 11/30/2012 on Ohh my 0
#5 - Titanium is best metal 11/29/2012 on Metals 0
#18 - Mein, das and was is german words.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2012 on My type of advent calendar 0
#26 - justtocomment (11/22/2012) [-]
Mein reads like dolan said "mine"
das reads like a drunken slur of "that's"
and "was" is a word in the English language, but with a different meaning. (Also reads like "what's" with a drunk slur)
#4 - ?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2012 on Crying right -4
User avatar #5 - Ryukenblaze (11/20/2012) [-]
if it's hellspawn, itll burst into flame
User avatar #13 - heartlessrobot (11/20/2012) [-]
Or if it's Jewish. Then again, pretty much the same thing.
#2 - Why would you put a little baby in church?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2012 on Crying right -3
User avatar #3 - Ryukenblaze (11/20/2012) [-]
hellspawn check
User avatar #4 - datargumme (11/20/2012) [-]
?
User avatar #5 - Ryukenblaze (11/20/2012) [-]
if it's hellspawn, itll burst into flame
User avatar #13 - heartlessrobot (11/20/2012) [-]
Or if it's Jewish. Then again, pretty much the same thing.
#43 - Why go to church when you are gonna sleep anyways? 11/19/2012 on MFW Sunday church +1
#12 - ERRMAGERRD THIS GENERATION SUCKS EVERYONES A SLUT BLAH BLAH BI… 11/18/2012 on Sorry for wall of text +38
#19 - I just live in a place where everyone have a decent standard o… 11/17/2012 on long comp +3
#2 - Plants vs zombies  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2012 on Zombie identification chart +36
#6 - jimbobji (11/17/2012) [-]
Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
#154 - **datargumme rolls 93** **** you, i lost my… 11/16/2012 on That guy... 0
#234 - Picture 11/16/2012 on Cloud formation 0
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