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Date Signed Up:11/21/2011
Last Login:12/16/2014
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#22 - B1? wtf is that  [+] (37 new replies) 01/07/2013 on This aint right... -1
User avatar #47 - UA partay (01/07/2013) [-]
Miss.

Okay. A7?
User avatar #96 - datargumme (01/07/2013) [-]
Hit, D2
User avatar #99 - UA partay (01/07/2013) [-]
"Sir, we can't do it. We are risking too many lives."
"There is no other way, Captain. We are outgunned, outmatched, and the fate of humanity depends on it."
"Sir, are you sure?"
"Yes. Fire everything, including the nuclear warheads."
User avatar #109 - datargumme (01/07/2013) [-]
You won...
#111 - UA partay (01/07/2013) [-]
But at what cost!
User avatar #23 - jamesrustler (01/07/2013) [-]
Basement level 1
User avatar #24 - datargumme (01/07/2013) [-]
Why dont just use -1 like normal people do?
User avatar #25 - jamesrustler (01/07/2013) [-]
I've never in my life seen -1 I've always seen B1 or L1 for Lower floors/Basement floors
User avatar #27 - noket (01/07/2013) [-]
-1 is in the rest of the world.. b1 is in america
User avatar #40 - luuc (01/07/2013) [-]
In Finland we have a P, i have no idea why. Never seen -1 in any country i have visited either. Where are you from where they use -1 ?
#53 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
Parking?
User avatar #93 - luuc (01/07/2013) [-]
Could well be parking, but they still have it in buildings without any parking. So yeah you may be right but it's kinda stupid imo.
User avatar #36 - guiguito (01/07/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #35 - jamesrustler (01/07/2013) [-]
>Rest of the world

I'm from the UK, and I've been to every country in it other than Northern Ireland, I've also been to Ireland and other places in Europe and I'm now in Australia. I can safely tell you that in those places it's B1 from what I've seen.
User avatar #33 - splendiddust (01/07/2013) [-]
its just B in australia unless there is more than one level
#28 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
Actually, I live in Australia and we use B1.
User avatar #34 - splendiddust (01/07/2013) [-]
shut up we do not
User avatar #117 - jamesrustler (01/08/2013) [-]
We do in NSW, don't know about other states
User avatar #29 - noket (01/07/2013) [-]
weeeeell.. let's say that in english speaking countries they use B1 then?
User avatar #30 - GmCity (01/07/2013) [-]
B1 in UK & Ireland as well
User avatar #31 - noket (01/07/2013) [-]
facepalm
User avatar #32 - GmCity (01/07/2013) [-]
Also, fun fact, England is not classed as an english speaking country.
User avatar #45 - zakaizer (01/07/2013) [-]
Not anymore with all these bloody immigrants... We're becoming a minority in our own country
User avatar #54 - GmCity (01/07/2013) [-]
Actualy we don't have one, because we never set one.
We have always spoken english and never felt the need to have to classify it.
User avatar #55 - zakaizer (01/07/2013) [-]
TheMoreYouKnow.jpg
User avatar #65 - lincolnpenis (01/07/2013) [-]
All this elevator talk's making me hot.
User avatar #91 - zakaizer (01/07/2013) [-]
No, when one of us ends up in hospital with a elevator part stuck in one of our arses :)
User avatar #103 - lincolnpenis (01/07/2013) [-]
Oh god, the imagery I've put myself through tonight. No more. Icky icky.
User avatar #67 - zakaizer (01/07/2013) [-]
Hot in which sense?
User avatar #70 - lincolnpenis (01/07/2013) [-]
Pully cable grease on my nipples hot.
User avatar #71 - lincolnpenis (01/07/2013) [-]
big boy.
User avatar #72 - zakaizer (01/07/2013) [-]
Okay, I can make this work, so, how d'ya want to do it?
User avatar #74 - lincolnpenis (01/07/2013) [-]
You, me, on top of the foyer elevator in the Holland Hotel, Wales. We'll make the passengers think it's fallin' down.
User avatar #84 - zakaizer (01/07/2013) [-]
Its alright, I'm just playing along, and where d'ya want the wrench? ;)
User avatar #90 - lincolnpenis (01/07/2013) [-]
I'm looking up kinky elevator parts. This has gone on too long :P
User avatar #76 - zakaizer (01/07/2013) [-]
hehe, you're on, want me to bring anything?
User avatar #78 - lincolnpenis (01/07/2013) [-]
Just your boiler suit and your wrench...

I'm sorry about this I'm quite drunk.
#24 - Easy. 01/06/2013 on Hard As Shit Puzzle, Round 2 +12
#198 - 1. Zulu or whatever they were called, they were in south afric… 01/06/2013 on nigger quiz -2
#21 - That guy looks a lot like my father.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2013 on If nerds ruled the world +3
#23 - inbardo (01/04/2013) [-]
#89 - It is not about having gun con troll , it is about the people …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2013 on whats your opinion... +2
#91 - anonymous (01/04/2013) [-]
lol, like thats gonna happen in the usa
#31 - She got a sister, i dont think there is a cousin. 01/03/2013 on Whenever I see a hot cousin 0
#39 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2013 on Mind blown +15
User avatar #77 - smorguynator (01/03/2013) [-]
Inside Burger buns!
#32 - I think that jesus said that gods laws were eternal. Dont … 01/02/2013 on Field cannot be empty. +1
#45 - I wont mind 01/02/2013 on How Often 0
#42 - In my country it is  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2013 on How Often +3
#49 - techketzer (01/02/2013) [-]
No. Only financed by the government, which in turn is finances itself through your taxes.
You college isn't free, you've even got an additional middleman.

Imagine university professors working for free. No such thing.
User avatar #47 - moldybreadcrumb (01/02/2013) [-]
What country? I want to go there.

I like typing small.
User avatar #44 - soggytomatoe (01/02/2013) [-]
can i come then?
User avatar #45 - datargumme (01/02/2013) [-]
I wont mind
#39 - Feels nice to live in a 1st world country where education is a…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/02/2013 on How Often -1
User avatar #40 - soggytomatoe (01/02/2013) [-]
Wanna hear a secret?

college isn't free
User avatar #42 - datargumme (01/02/2013) [-]
In my country it is
#49 - techketzer (01/02/2013) [-]
No. Only financed by the government, which in turn is finances itself through your taxes.
You college isn't free, you've even got an additional middleman.

Imagine university professors working for free. No such thing.
User avatar #47 - moldybreadcrumb (01/02/2013) [-]
What country? I want to go there.

I like typing small.
User avatar #44 - soggytomatoe (01/02/2013) [-]
can i come then?
User avatar #45 - datargumme (01/02/2013) [-]
I wont mind
#31 - I made A1  [+] (5 new replies) 01/01/2013 on Realist +12
#34 - epiknarwhalz (01/01/2013) [-]
Don't worry, guys. I've got D4!
#37 - ximz (01/01/2013) [-]
I know its a bit off but.....
D5
#49 - lordadamson (01/01/2013) [-]
B2 :)
#45 - anonymous (01/01/2013) [-]
shut up all of you
User avatar #33 - anunamoose (01/01/2013) [-]
My god! It's brilliant!
#4 - What religion are those guys of?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2012 on GO GO! 0
User avatar #15 - xyxoz (12/30/2012) [-]
Team Plasma.
#5 - bradmcnutt (12/29/2012) [-]
Russian Orthodox
#1 - I dont really see the problem in having the police know that y… 12/28/2012 on Yeah That'll Work 0
#9 - That is the worst poland-ball comic i have seen. 12/27/2012 on EU -1
#9 - It is not illegal if you live in a free country  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2012 on Things to Eat and Drink in... +11
#10 - anonymous (12/28/2012) [-]
not america FUCK YEAH
#177 - **datargumme rolled a random comment #2347156 posted by ko… 12/27/2012 on Solid Pick up Line +11
#1 - Í want one 12/26/2012 on Keyboard for blondes +2
#61 - She is just a bit big boned 12/25/2012 on Cheese +1
#241 - Think of a number that does exist. They are concepts. 12/24/2012 on The mind is infinite, you say? 0
#20 - Why only the first 9? 12/22/2012 on Seems Legit... -1
#4 - Wow... That cop looks depressed.  [+] (8 new replies) 12/21/2012 on Leave him a trail of Donuts.. +34
User avatar #34 - thereactionfolder (12/22/2012) [-]
Maybe he doesn't like hanging out.
User avatar #18 - mrvolbeat (12/22/2012) [-]
I feel kinda sad for him.

All that awaits him at home is a letter from his ex wife claiming money for their sons raising even though he barely can pay his bills and he isn't allowed to see his son becuase of a psychotic ex wife. He lives in a dirty and sad flat, and he's gained way too many pounds the last few years, and the only thing that's actually's holding him up now is food, his cat and the bar down at the cornor of the block....
#42 - DrWeird (12/22/2012) [-]
Why the hell did that make me so depressed?
#19 - sparkletwy (12/22/2012) [-]
#40 - bigken (12/22/2012) [-]
#12 - Onemanretardpack (12/21/2012) [-]
No, his belt on the other hand...
#6 - anonymous (12/21/2012) [-]
no, he's fat
#8 - anonymous (12/21/2012) [-]
same thing
#39 - USA is 47th in press freedom. USA is 19th in democratic fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2012 on Poor Pedro +16
#61 - jakols (12/19/2012) [-]
The government knows what we will do if they try to even remotely suppress our freedom.
then we'll take it back... viking style
#86 - I am very sure that he was not serious. But the vast major… 12/16/2012 on Not something funny 0
#75 - I like broke a collarbone and they just put it together with s…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/16/2012 on Not something funny +1
#83 - AnonymousDonor (12/16/2012) [-]
technically you would be passing down genes that code for bone structures that are slightly weaker than those of the people who haven't broken their collarbones doing the same thing

but that doesn't mean that cullenatorguy isn't still an asshole (assuming he was being serious)
User avatar #90 - cullenatorguy (12/16/2012) [-]
Injuries acquired during one's life do not transfer down genetically. I could have the toughest bones in the world, but falling from 50ft and breaking my legs doesn't mean I code for weaker bones. I could still give my kids strong bones though, but not weaker ones because I broke my legs.
#95 - AnonymousDonor (12/16/2012) [-]
yeah umm thats not what i said

datargumme never mentioned how he broke his collarbone, only that "a majority" would not have kept it intact
but that majority would nonetheless pass down weaker bone structure genes than the minority who would not
User avatar #97 - cullenatorguy (12/16/2012) [-]
"technically you would be passing down genes that code for bone structures that are slightly weaker than those of the people who haven't broken their collarbones doing the same thing"

You literally just said that because he broke his collarbone he will be passing down genes for weaker bones.
#105 - AnonymousDonor (12/16/2012) [-]
lolwut?
i said that because the bone structures coded by his genes were weak enough to get broken by whatever accident it was, then his posterity would receive genes and bone structures that are slightly weaker than those of the people who wouldn't break their collarbones doing the same accident
because they have stronger bone structures
User avatar #109 - cullenatorguy (12/16/2012) [-]
ok? I guess I'll pass on genes to my kid for a average size dick because my dick isn't as big as people who have larger than normal dicks. What was the point of your comment then?
#113 - AnonymousDonor (12/16/2012) [-]
it was in response/correction to his final statement "not like i will be passing on any bad genes"

the term bad is only one of relative comparison, thus if his collarbone genes are weaker in comparison to others' then technically yes he would be passing down "bad" genes - are they horrendously bad genes? no probably not because i am indeed positive that most people would break their collarbones doing whatever he did, but they are comparatively bad genes nonetheless (as are the genes that code for your average size dick, since smaller is comparatively "worse")

now my question to you is why in the hell would you make me go through all this trouble to dissect every aspect of some small little thing i said, when you could have simply thought this through yourself and figured out that i'm not a complete retard and was probably trying to say the more sensible thing despite your misinterpretations of it?
User avatar #116 - cullenatorguy (12/16/2012) [-]
I guess it comes down to your definition of "bad."

To answer your last question: This is FunnyJunk. You actually expect people who misinterpret what you say as something to stupid to think it through?
#119 - AnonymousDonor (12/16/2012) [-]
sigh youre right i suppose i should give up hope that anyone here will give someone the benefit of the doubt
User avatar #86 - datargumme (12/16/2012) [-]
I am very sure that he was not serious.
But the vast majority of people would atleast break a collarbone from the accident i had.
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