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Date Signed Up:5/20/2012
Last Login:3/27/2015
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#436 - Hey, thanks for the gift! I really appreciate it man 03/13/2015 on corvettezz's profile 0
#18 - Clickbait test 3 "Joshlol to be married in July"  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on phanact dies in car accident +2
User avatar #20 - brcstar (03/01/2015) [-]
"...to his hand"
#5102546 - **dastuke used "*roll 1, 0-999*"** **dastuke rolls 212** 02/23/2015 on Play items 0
#30686 - Truthfully there's a chance I may go back to doing that, I mis… 02/23/2015 on retrochris's profile 0
#5102346 - Oh absolutely, when items were new and the board thrived it wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on Play items +1
User avatar #5102351 - raginghadouken (02/23/2015) [-]
Yeah my heart did pounce when a rare item would drop suddenly. God I remember it took me forever to go to bed because I was afraid I would miss something.
#30684 - Hey man, just recently came back on the items board to see how…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2015 on retrochris's profile 0
User avatar #30685 - retrochris (02/23/2015) [-]
I wouldn't mind if you picked that up again lol
I'm fine, rarely getting good internet these days but yeah, trying my best I guess
hbu?
User avatar #30686 - dastuke (02/23/2015) [-]
Truthfully there's a chance I may go back to doing that, I miss the item game but that's all I have any interest in any longer.
But I've been pretty alright myself, I've sorted the last of my college stuff so I'm just floating by until my last year of high school ends so I can start up that adventure. I've been all over the place internet wise though
#5102343 - Yeah, way too much was implemented in too short a time and the…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Play items +2
User avatar #5102345 - raginghadouken (02/23/2015) [-]
Don't worry. I too have spent endless of hours into the game as well. Yeah it seems like the magic that made this game so fun and addicting has been dying out. I don't think I can ever get back into collecting items again. Even though back then collecting items was pretty cancerous with all the drama and competition, it does make me wanna go back and experience it all again...
User avatar #5102346 - dastuke (02/23/2015) [-]
Oh absolutely, when items were new and the board thrived it was cancerous as hell. People made enemies with each other because they managed to grab an item the other needed, trash talk was frequent and "brag cunts" were prevalent every time something good dropped. But I still remember my heart racing whenever something good would drop, as well as remembering when admin would announce "a dgt will drop in an hour" as the board would buzz and a river of comments would be made moments after it dropped as everyone tried to find out who got what.
User avatar #5102351 - raginghadouken (02/23/2015) [-]
Yeah my heart did pounce when a rare item would drop suddenly. God I remember it took me forever to go to bed because I was afraid I would miss something.
#5102337 - Admin introduced the thumb swords, and the FJ toaster, and the…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Play items +1
User avatar #5102340 - raginghadouken (02/23/2015) [-]
The game just grew way too fast way in such a short period of time. It's sad to see how many people spent countless of hours in collecting all of these items, just to see them all get cleared off. But it was fun while it lasted I guess
User avatar #5102343 - dastuke (02/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, way too much was implemented in too short a time and the game couldn't quiet keep up. I know for a fact I spend virtually the entire summer when the game first came out collecting things as I was stuck at home most of the time with a broken wrist, the spent a ton of the following summer with a broken leg doing the same, and I spend a countless amount of hours in between (its actually kinda sad how much time I put into this looking back at it). I always pick up a handful of items when I come back to the items page, but it's never quite the same.
User avatar #5102345 - raginghadouken (02/23/2015) [-]
Don't worry. I too have spent endless of hours into the game as well. Yeah it seems like the magic that made this game so fun and addicting has been dying out. I don't think I can ever get back into collecting items again. Even though back then collecting items was pretty cancerous with all the drama and competition, it does make me wanna go back and experience it all again...
User avatar #5102346 - dastuke (02/23/2015) [-]
Oh absolutely, when items were new and the board thrived it was cancerous as hell. People made enemies with each other because they managed to grab an item the other needed, trash talk was frequent and "brag cunts" were prevalent every time something good dropped. But I still remember my heart racing whenever something good would drop, as well as remembering when admin would announce "a dgt will drop in an hour" as the board would buzz and a river of comments would be made moments after it dropped as everyone tried to find out who got what.
User avatar #5102351 - raginghadouken (02/23/2015) [-]
Yeah my heart did pounce when a rare item would drop suddenly. God I remember it took me forever to go to bed because I was afraid I would miss something.
#5102330 - All I can really remember was the race to 100 uniques that nip…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Play items +1
User avatar #5102335 - raginghadouken (02/23/2015) [-]
Yeah I definitely remember both of your names. Man, times were a lot crazier back then. I remember were the green thumbs up sword and red thumbs down sword were very rare. Then drop rates and points values starting inflating like crazy after that.
User avatar #5102337 - dastuke (02/23/2015) [-]
Admin introduced the thumb swords, and the FJ toaster, and the evil toast, and fj coin and thumb gear and strange cube and a ton of other rares all at one time and had the intention of making them incredibly rare, but then for whatever reason he increased all their drop rates as everything became more "rpg-esque" as users had to grind to get the new rare items. From there item rarity just went completely out of whack as users had hundreds of the old "rares", so admin forced a reset which caused a major shitstorm and dropped the player number significantly. I only show up here every month or so to see how things are going.
User avatar #5102340 - raginghadouken (02/23/2015) [-]
The game just grew way too fast way in such a short period of time. It's sad to see how many people spent countless of hours in collecting all of these items, just to see them all get cleared off. But it was fun while it lasted I guess
User avatar #5102343 - dastuke (02/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, way too much was implemented in too short a time and the game couldn't quiet keep up. I know for a fact I spend virtually the entire summer when the game first came out collecting things as I was stuck at home most of the time with a broken wrist, the spent a ton of the following summer with a broken leg doing the same, and I spend a countless amount of hours in between (its actually kinda sad how much time I put into this looking back at it). I always pick up a handful of items when I come back to the items page, but it's never quite the same.
User avatar #5102345 - raginghadouken (02/23/2015) [-]
Don't worry. I too have spent endless of hours into the game as well. Yeah it seems like the magic that made this game so fun and addicting has been dying out. I don't think I can ever get back into collecting items again. Even though back then collecting items was pretty cancerous with all the drama and competition, it does make me wanna go back and experience it all again...
User avatar #5102346 - dastuke (02/23/2015) [-]
Oh absolutely, when items were new and the board thrived it was cancerous as hell. People made enemies with each other because they managed to grab an item the other needed, trash talk was frequent and "brag cunts" were prevalent every time something good dropped. But I still remember my heart racing whenever something good would drop, as well as remembering when admin would announce "a dgt will drop in an hour" as the board would buzz and a river of comments would be made moments after it dropped as everyone tried to find out who got what.
User avatar #5102351 - raginghadouken (02/23/2015) [-]
Yeah my heart did pounce when a rare item would drop suddenly. God I remember it took me forever to go to bed because I was afraid I would miss something.
#5102325 - I don't quite remember, were you here from the very very begin…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Play items +1
User avatar #5102327 - raginghadouken (02/23/2015) [-]
Yeah I was here from the very beginning, Before badges, ponies, chests or even slot machines were even a thing
User avatar #5102330 - dastuke (02/23/2015) [-]
All I can really remember was the race to 100 uniques that nippuhl(?) and I had along with the shit storm whenever a sword in the stone, ice crystal or cart of gold coins would fall
User avatar #5102335 - raginghadouken (02/23/2015) [-]
Yeah I definitely remember both of your names. Man, times were a lot crazier back then. I remember were the green thumbs up sword and red thumbs down sword were very rare. Then drop rates and points values starting inflating like crazy after that.
User avatar #5102337 - dastuke (02/23/2015) [-]
Admin introduced the thumb swords, and the FJ toaster, and the evil toast, and fj coin and thumb gear and strange cube and a ton of other rares all at one time and had the intention of making them incredibly rare, but then for whatever reason he increased all their drop rates as everything became more "rpg-esque" as users had to grind to get the new rare items. From there item rarity just went completely out of whack as users had hundreds of the old "rares", so admin forced a reset which caused a major shitstorm and dropped the player number significantly. I only show up here every month or so to see how things are going.
User avatar #5102340 - raginghadouken (02/23/2015) [-]
The game just grew way too fast way in such a short period of time. It's sad to see how many people spent countless of hours in collecting all of these items, just to see them all get cleared off. But it was fun while it lasted I guess
User avatar #5102343 - dastuke (02/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, way too much was implemented in too short a time and the game couldn't quiet keep up. I know for a fact I spend virtually the entire summer when the game first came out collecting things as I was stuck at home most of the time with a broken wrist, the spent a ton of the following summer with a broken leg doing the same, and I spend a countless amount of hours in between (its actually kinda sad how much time I put into this looking back at it). I always pick up a handful of items when I come back to the items page, but it's never quite the same.
User avatar #5102345 - raginghadouken (02/23/2015) [-]
Don't worry. I too have spent endless of hours into the game as well. Yeah it seems like the magic that made this game so fun and addicting has been dying out. I don't think I can ever get back into collecting items again. Even though back then collecting items was pretty cancerous with all the drama and competition, it does make me wanna go back and experience it all again...
User avatar #5102346 - dastuke (02/23/2015) [-]
Oh absolutely, when items were new and the board thrived it was cancerous as hell. People made enemies with each other because they managed to grab an item the other needed, trash talk was frequent and "brag cunts" were prevalent every time something good dropped. But I still remember my heart racing whenever something good would drop, as well as remembering when admin would announce "a dgt will drop in an hour" as the board would buzz and a river of comments would be made moments after it dropped as everyone tried to find out who got what.
User avatar #5102351 - raginghadouken (02/23/2015) [-]
Yeah my heart did pounce when a rare item would drop suddenly. God I remember it took me forever to go to bed because I was afraid I would miss something.

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User avatar #2722 - cann (12/12/2014) [-]
selling your lost chests?
#2720 - xinzley (10/18/2014) [-]
was it you that made this
was it you that made this
User avatar #2721 to #2720 - dastuke (10/19/2014) [-]
Yessir
User avatar #2719 - infinitereaper (09/04/2014) [-]
next time your own can we talk about gem recipes?
#2717 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
Did you used to have one specific person who did all of your chocolate stuff? Cause if you did, I'm that person.
User avatar #2718 to #2717 - dastuke (06/28/2014) [-]
I don't believe so?
#2716 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2701 - nethj (06/23/2014) [-]
are you selling any gems or gem recipes?
User avatar #2702 to #2701 - dastuke (06/24/2014) [-]
Well depends on what you're offering?
User avatar #2703 to #2702 - nethj (06/24/2014) [-]
Is there anything your going for? I could collect for you
User avatar #2704 to #2703 - dastuke (06/24/2014) [-]
Well I have no problem with collecting, I just don't really have an interest in items in general anymore.
User avatar #2705 to #2704 - nethj (06/24/2014) [-]
Is there anything in particular you would want if you're not interested anymore?
User avatar #2706 to #2705 - dastuke (06/24/2014) [-]
well I'm looking for steam things. Pretty much whatever be it cards ingame items or what.
User avatar #2707 to #2706 - nethj (06/24/2014) [-]
Well I don't have steam, so is there anything that you would like item wise? (say yes)
User avatar #2708 to #2707 - dastuke (06/24/2014) [-]
ughhhhh I just wanna get something I could actually use from this ._.
User avatar #2709 to #2708 - nethj (06/24/2014) [-]
I have no other way, i'd gift you something on steam but I don't have it
User avatar #2711 to #2710 - nethj (06/24/2014) [-]
so is there nothing you want at all?
User avatar #2712 to #2711 - dastuke (06/24/2014) [-]
I mean, if I still played the item game I'm sure there would be but...
User avatar #2713 to #2712 - nethj (06/24/2014) [-]
well if you don't play it, would you be able to give me just a few?
User avatar #2715 to #2714 - nethj (06/24/2014) [-]
ahh, its cool man
User avatar #2699 - ied (06/07/2014) [-]
can i buy your gem recipes
User avatar #2697 - xinzley (01/04/2014) [-]
i miss you
User avatar #2698 to #2697 - dastuke (01/05/2014) [-]
I am here.
User avatar #2690 - khl (12/31/2013) [-]
How you been bro ?
User avatar #2691 to #2690 - dastuke (12/31/2013) [-]
Pretty alright, I'm finally getting some time to relax so I'm not incredibly stressed out. I even thought about coming back to the item game due to my increased free time, but I just don't wanna have to work my way back.
User avatar #2692 to #2691 - khl (12/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, its kinda weird because it's a grind and at the same time it isn't..if that makes sense, what was getting you stressed out ?
User avatar #2693 to #2692 - dastuke (12/31/2013) [-]
Just a bunch of stuff at home + school
User avatar #2694 to #2693 - khl (12/31/2013) [-]
Sounds about right, trust me get them sorted 1st..this game is just if your bored tbh
User avatar #2695 to #2694 - dastuke (12/31/2013) [-]
Yeah I hear ya'.
User avatar #2696 to #2695 - khl (12/31/2013) [-]
I'm only paying this as I want to get all the voodoo dolls & hats done ( need another 800 of each fabric), after that I may go for a level 5 badge

**** uniques, I spent ages on them last time and they just disappeared
#2688 - anonymous (12/15/2013) [-]
quit spewing your ********
User avatar #2687 - ied (12/10/2013) [-]
sell me items
User avatar #2686 - fables (11/06/2013) [-]
let me buy your gem recipes
#2685 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2678 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
have you caught any shiny pokemon?
User avatar #2679 to #2678 - dastuke (10/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, a shiny machoke in platinum, a shiny voltorb in one version I don't remember, and I managed to catch a shiny joltik in black. I also got a shiny starting pokemon in a pokemon emerald rom (edited with original pokemon) and caught a shiny rattata almost immediately after only to have the save file delete.
User avatar #2680 to #2679 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
nice the coolest shiny I've had would have to be a tie between the magneton and crobat
User avatar #2681 to #2680 - dastuke (10/24/2013) [-]
Shiny crobat is definitely one of my favorite shinies, but anyhow, I'm gonna go to bed now, maybe we can continue this conversation tomorrow if you're still interested.
User avatar #2682 to #2681 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
indeed I might....I just gotta say that I think most water shinies are dumb pretty much all of them just turn pink or purple
User avatar #2683 to #2682 - dastuke (10/24/2013) [-]
Yeah I can agree with that. Not sure I ever really liked a water shiny other than gyarados, politoed, and (weirdly enough), the oddly colored relicanth.
User avatar #2684 to #2683 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
the only ones I like are the gyarados and huntail
#2673 - dastuke (08/17/2013) [-]
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#2644 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
It has nothing to do with Emi, but I ******* lost it when I read this
#2645 to #2644 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
Oh god my sides heart
Oh god my sides heart
#2646 to #2645 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
I found this, I know its directly from the game so you've obviously seen it but I just like the quote :3 and since its about Emi I thought you might like it too
User avatar #2647 to #2646 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I have that quote written down... It just reminds me how beautiful the writing is.
#2648 to #2647 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
I cant thank you enough for telling me to play this.

ohh and if I havent told you already I love Hanako
User avatar #2649 to #2648 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah and if I haven't told you yet I love emi : P

I just wish I'd stop falling in love with fictional characters... but I guess that's what dreams are for
#2650 to #2649 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
Emi is a close second for me.

Theres just something about Hanakos shyness, and how much **** shes been through... But I guess they've all been through **** , now that I think about it
User avatar #2651 to #2650 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
"they've all been through **** "

Considering it's a school for disabled people... I think that might be a pretty big understatement... And yeah, I completely get where you're coming from... But I'm a big track guy myself, and just personality wise I'm pretty similar to Emi.
#2652 to #2651 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess Hanako and I are both the quiet, nerdy type that likes chess. And I've always been a sucker for the shy girl that needs help.

And although it wasnt similar to mine, I kinda liked Emis outgoing personality too
User avatar #2653 to #2652 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
This game makes me wish I was in a relationship again : /
#2654 to #2653 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
Same. Just don't give up, I'm sure you'll find your Emi someday!
User avatar #2655 to #2654 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I honestly thought i had, until she randomly broke up with me, but the past is the past and fictional romances are less of a hassle anyway.
#2656 to #2655 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that, I had a similar problem. And fictional romances can be nice, but they're nothing like the real thing. Just give it time
User avatar #2657 to #2656 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, I think I've figured it out at this point
#2658 to #2657 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
Well, good luck in the future.== I hope you dont get the manly picnic ending in real life!==

I'm kidding, I know you can do it!
User avatar #2659 to #2658 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
first time trying to use the strikeout thing, big fail... damn.
User avatar #2660 to #2659 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
I forgive you for the strike fail, and thanks for the support : )
User avatar #2669 to #2661 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I've seen that as well. It's probably the worst of all of them, but as far as it matter to anyone, the good ending is the only real one.
#2670 to #2669 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
Well im gunna go to sleep now, maybe I'll talk to you some other time   
   
Farewell, good sir.
Well im gunna go to sleep now, maybe I'll talk to you some other time

Farewell, good sir.
#2671 to #2670 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
Alright, may your dreams be filled with happiness...

and hanako
User avatar #2663 to #2661 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
And if you like those, I'll share any other vids I find with you.
User avatar #2664 to #2663 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
Alright, sure.

I just tortured myself by watching Hanakos bad ending
User avatar #2668 to #2664 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I did
User avatar #2667 to #2664 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
I guess I'll live, just gotta keep telling myself the good ending is the real ending. Watching the Hanako video you sent me also helped a bit
User avatar #2666 to #2664 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
Oh and did you watch any of those vids?
User avatar #2665 to #2664 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
I'm so sorry
User avatar #2662 to #2661 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
And just for boredoms sake, I'm gonna paste a few katawa vids I found here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=coaVqesBxNY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJxtaQfSYcA i ******* laughed my ass off at this
And a **** ton of the videos he's made are parodies of katawa endings. www.youtube.com/user/rtilrtil
User avatar #2638 - MrMysteriousMagic (08/08/2013) [-]
i have a pet timmy
User avatar #2639 to #2638 - dastuke (08/08/2013) [-]
gib pls
User avatar #2641 to #2640 - dastuke (08/08/2013) [-]
trade pls
User avatar #2642 to #2641 - MrMysteriousMagic (08/08/2013) [-]
already sold it cause you took too long
User avatar #2643 to #2642 - dastuke (08/09/2013) [-]
thanks friend.
User avatar #2637 - smurtehmurph (07/30/2013) [-]
accept or decline pleaaaaaase
User avatar #2636 - smurtehmurph (07/30/2013) [-]
Please accept the trade :/
User avatar #2635 - smurtehmurph (07/29/2013) [-]
Datsuke, accept or decline pretty please <3
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