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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:10/24/2011
Last Login:11/19/2012
Location:Houston
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#526 - Picture 08/13/2012 on Wow, Thank you Olympics +2
#23 - Picture 08/13/2012 on Homosexual 0
#22 - Picture 08/13/2012 on Dancing in the Office +4
#26 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2012 on Models +1
#46 - mattymattwithahat Comment deleted by dastonarman
#25 - Comment deleted 08/13/2012 on Models +3
#179 - Maybe because most candidates are professors. Like how Obama w… 08/13/2012 on My President's Name Is Mittens +2
#144 - That was like 2 weeks ago. You can't pass judgement from that … 08/13/2012 on let me love you +1
#267 - MFW I'm actually kinda chubby and like alot of fireworks. 08/13/2012 on Wow, Thank you Olympics +53
#46 - MFW title  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2012 on let me love you +20
#48 - Womens Study Major (08/13/2012) [-]
when i first started to come on here regularly, not that long ago. everything was deadpool. now theres no deadpool and seldom funny stuff!
User avatar #144 - dastonarman (08/13/2012) [-]
That was like 2 weeks ago. You can't pass judgement from that small perspective
#28 - Durka Allah jihad Ali Boom Boom Muhammad cool  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2012 on Wow, Thank you Olympics +29
#621 - gingerfuntime (08/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #35 - frankwest (08/13/2012) [-]
You sir, know how to counteract an asshole flawlessly.
#26 - Allah Ackbar Sand Jihah Jihad? You speak Sand …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/13/2012 on Wow, Thank you Olympics +20
#27 - Womens Study Major (08/13/2012) [-]
durka durka allah.. boom boom america jihad muhamed durka durka

yes i do
User avatar #28 - dastonarman (08/13/2012) [-]
Durka Allah jihad Ali Boom Boom Muhammad

cool
#621 - gingerfuntime (08/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #35 - frankwest (08/13/2012) [-]
You sir, know how to counteract an asshole flawlessly.
#24 - mfw I'm iranian american  [+] (13 new replies) 08/13/2012 on Wow, Thank you Olympics +58
User avatar #469 - jolesty (08/13/2012) [-]
I never thought I would meet another Iranian American on FJ.....
#536 - dastonarman (08/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #646 - jolesty (08/14/2012) [-]
Can you speak farsi? Get some sand-nigger language going on here
User avatar #95 - biggydy (08/13/2012) [-]
Oh... so you're a fat terrorist?
#484 - funmanigro (08/13/2012) [-]
i laughed more than i should've
#267 - dastonarman (08/13/2012) [-]
MFW I'm actually kinda chubby and like alot of fireworks.
#114 - Womens Study Major (08/13/2012) [-]
Oh.
#25 - Womens Study Major (08/13/2012) [-]
MFW Muhammed Jihad terrorist
User avatar #26 - dastonarman (08/13/2012) [-]
Allah Ackbar Sand Jihah Jihad?

You speak Sand Nigger?
#27 - Womens Study Major (08/13/2012) [-]
durka durka allah.. boom boom america jihad muhamed durka durka

yes i do
User avatar #28 - dastonarman (08/13/2012) [-]
Durka Allah jihad Ali Boom Boom Muhammad

cool
#621 - gingerfuntime (08/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #35 - frankwest (08/13/2012) [-]
You sir, know how to counteract an asshole flawlessly.
#34 - I still don't think you should be doing that to a dog. At leas…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/13/2012 on Real Life Clockwork Dog 0
User avatar #35 - turtlefucker (08/13/2012) [-]
Yeah. You're totally right.
My dog thinks it's funny to run as fast as he possibly can in circles, then bolt forward randomly, crashing into whatever object, furniture, wall he hits first. He loves the reaction it gets out of the household. Everyone gasps, expecting him to hit the floor unconscious. But he just sits there, panting and smiling like a dumbass looking at all of our shocked faces, then goes again for round 2... or 3...or 6.



But holding an animal like this will instantly crush all his/her bones and cause major organ failure. It'll also give the animal AIDS.
User avatar #36 - dastonarman (08/13/2012) [-]
says the guy named Turtlefucker. You must be the expert on animal cruelty.
User avatar #37 - turtlefucker (08/14/2012) [-]
Turtles aren't animals.

They're sexy, sexy, sexy tiny old people.

It was a roll <3
#19 - Picture 08/12/2012 on NOT GAY 0
#31 - Picture 08/12/2012 on Dear Lord of delicousness +12
#28 - Don't worry about the red thumbs, I agree with you. By the red…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/12/2012 on Real Life Clockwork Dog -3
User avatar #33 - turtlefucker (08/12/2012) [-]
Yes. Because holding a dog that can swim over a pool for a few moments before it swims is exactly the same as abandoning your child in the wilderness.


I'm all for the ethical treatment of animals. But idiots like you give the whole idea a bad name. The dog was NEVER in ANY danger at any point of this video.
User avatar #34 - dastonarman (08/13/2012) [-]
I still don't think you should be doing that to a dog. At least holding it like that should hurt any animal.
User avatar #35 - turtlefucker (08/13/2012) [-]
Yeah. You're totally right.
My dog thinks it's funny to run as fast as he possibly can in circles, then bolt forward randomly, crashing into whatever object, furniture, wall he hits first. He loves the reaction it gets out of the household. Everyone gasps, expecting him to hit the floor unconscious. But he just sits there, panting and smiling like a dumbass looking at all of our shocked faces, then goes again for round 2... or 3...or 6.



But holding an animal like this will instantly crush all his/her bones and cause major organ failure. It'll also give the animal AIDS.
User avatar #36 - dastonarman (08/13/2012) [-]
says the guy named Turtlefucker. You must be the expert on animal cruelty.
User avatar #37 - turtlefucker (08/14/2012) [-]
Turtles aren't animals.

They're sexy, sexy, sexy tiny old people.

It was a roll <3
#126 - copy and paste worked for me..... I'm probably being a new… 08/12/2012 on New fags 0
#125 -                               …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2012 on New fags 0
User avatar #126 - dastonarman (08/12/2012) [-]
copy and paste worked for me.....
I'm probably being a newfag or something
#23 - Picture 08/11/2012 on That ass feels fine +2
#22 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2012 on That ass feels fine +2
#23 - dastonarman (08/11/2012) [-]
#21 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2012 on That ass feels fine +2
#22 - dastonarman (08/11/2012) [-]
#23 - dastonarman (08/11/2012) [-]
#183 - But, There are no girls on the internet? 08/11/2012 on Milk is good for everyone +6
#6 - Has science gone too far? 08/10/2012 on Legit... +21
#46 - I'm going to stop the conversation because we both have our op…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2012 on would this work? -1
User avatar #47 - swittig (08/10/2012) [-]
Because why should you need the government to recognize your relationship? It's ridiculous. If you want tax breaks, incorporate.
#43 - I see your point.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2012 on would this work? 0
User avatar #68 - ascian (08/10/2012) [-]
But can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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