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#81 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2012 on wallpaper comp pt.2 +1
#82 - dassnasty (09/18/2012) [-]
#80 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2012 on wallpaper comp pt.2 +1
#81 - dassnasty (09/18/2012) [-]
#82 - dassnasty (09/18/2012) [-]
#52 - Ah, now that would depend on who was being sculpted. 09/18/2012 on mother of wax 0
#73 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2012 on wallpaper comp pt.2 +3
User avatar #132 - Nickdowgg (09/18/2012) [-]
Thank you.
#47 - They supposedly do. I imagine it would very awkward though.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2012 on mother of wax 0
User avatar #50 - EdwardNigma (09/18/2012) [-]
Awkward, or sexy?
User avatar #52 - dassnasty (09/18/2012) [-]
Ah, now that would depend on who was being sculpted.
#10 - Oh my god, really? I had no idea.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on Pickup Line Scientist -1
User avatar #28 - loluwut (09/14/2012) [-]
Just saying, "Pickup Line Scientist" sounds kinda... dumb.
#46 - I was expecting a dig at Kiwis. 09/14/2012 on An Australian Comp +2
#101 - Sounds more painful than anal itself. 09/11/2012 on Facebook (1) 0
#99 - But... if it was floppy it wouldn't get in the ass...  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2012 on Facebook (1) +1
#100 - poutinesalad (09/11/2012) [-]
fold and stuff, nigga
User avatar #123 - ihazapokemon (09/11/2012) [-]
why do i find this slightly arousing
User avatar #101 - dassnasty (09/11/2012) [-]
Sounds more painful than anal itself.
#165 - LeWad. Dammit, why can't mine be interesting? 09/11/2012 on Names 0
#77 - Picture 09/10/2012 on Why? +2
#238 - I am totally okay with not getting oral, but I'll always be up… 09/09/2012 on the double standard +2
#126 - Picture 09/09/2012 on I'm Owl Alone 0
#122 - It's not a very nice dress. 09/08/2012 on Nature +1
#984 - I'm not a huge fan of Owl City, and to be honest I don't kno…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2012 on Seriously? 0
User avatar #985 - therealbojack (09/08/2012) [-]
Definitely not horrible, no. Just not one of my favorites.

And if you'd like a new awesome band to listen to, AWOLNATION's perfect! Very few artists release an album where I like every single song on the album. Except for the three that I listed, that is.

Anyway, a good way to get a feel for AWOLNATION is to watch this video. This is actually the way that I found out about them personally. (It's an awesome video by itself, as well!)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWfph3iNC-k

But I'll always give new bands a chance, cause you never know when you'll find one that you love, you know?
#982 - Y'know, he probably will get some recognition from MTV, becaus…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2012 on Seriously? +1
#983 - therealbojack (09/08/2012) [-]
I have actually been thinking the same thing. I saw in passing that they had Owl City and her performing that song together on America's Got Talent, or something like it. That would never have happened if not for that song that's way more simplistic and radio-friendly than any of Owl City's other songs. It's not one of my favorites, to say the least.

On an unrelated note, you know what'd be awesome? If Owl City and AWOLNATION did a crazy, awesome, one-of-a-kind crossover album! They've already got their choice of two names - Owl Nation -- or -- AWOLCITY!

It'd be so trippy and fantastic! Someone should start a petition, or something...

(And, of course - GIF unrelated.)
User avatar #984 - dassnasty (09/08/2012) [-]
I'm not a huge fan of Owl City, and to be honest I don't know who AWOLNATION is. But I kinda like the Owl City/CRJ song. It's not amazing, but it's not horrible.
User avatar #985 - therealbojack (09/08/2012) [-]
Definitely not horrible, no. Just not one of my favorites.

And if you'd like a new awesome band to listen to, AWOLNATION's perfect! Very few artists release an album where I like every single song on the album. Except for the three that I listed, that is.

Anyway, a good way to get a feel for AWOLNATION is to watch this video. This is actually the way that I found out about them personally. (It's an awesome video by itself, as well!)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWfph3iNC-k

But I'll always give new bands a chance, cause you never know when you'll find one that you love, you know?
#979 - I am prepared for red thumbs.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2012 on Seriously? +1
User avatar #981 - therealbojack (09/08/2012) [-]
No judgement here, man.
#8 - There aint no party like my Nana's tea parties. 09/07/2012 on flight of the conchords +1
#65 - I'm a chick, and I get very huggy and touchy so I'm told. 09/05/2012 on aussies +1
#46 - Oh yeah. Most of us are filthy drunks, slutty drunks or violen…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2012 on aussies +1
User avatar #63 - notsafeforcupcake (09/05/2012) [-]
As long as you're not a talkative drunk, I can deal with it....unless you're one of those guys that becomes an utter prick when they're drunk.
User avatar #65 - dassnasty (09/05/2012) [-]
I'm a chick, and I get very huggy and touchy so I'm told.
#43 - I'm all human thank you very much. It's only the southerners w…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/05/2012 on aussies +1
User avatar #44 - notsafeforcupcake (09/05/2012) [-]
Lol

Nah, the Kiwis aren't too bad... but keep them where you can see them after they've had a few... specially if you live in the country. :P
User avatar #46 - dassnasty (09/05/2012) [-]
Oh yeah. Most of us are filthy drunks, slutty drunks or violent drunks. I can never remember which I fall into.
User avatar #63 - notsafeforcupcake (09/05/2012) [-]
As long as you're not a talkative drunk, I can deal with it....unless you're one of those guys that becomes an utter prick when they're drunk.
User avatar #65 - dassnasty (09/05/2012) [-]
I'm a chick, and I get very huggy and touchy so I'm told.
#41 - Some don't mind, but as soon as it comes from a kiwi, shit's g…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/05/2012 on aussies +3
User avatar #42 - notsafeforcupcake (09/05/2012) [-]
Well, they're half sheep. We don't take shit from animals.
User avatar #43 - dassnasty (09/05/2012) [-]
I'm all human thank you very much. It's only the southerners who have anything to do with sheep.
User avatar #44 - notsafeforcupcake (09/05/2012) [-]
Lol

Nah, the Kiwis aren't too bad... but keep them where you can see them after they've had a few... specially if you live in the country. :P
User avatar #46 - dassnasty (09/05/2012) [-]
Oh yeah. Most of us are filthy drunks, slutty drunks or violent drunks. I can never remember which I fall into.
User avatar #63 - notsafeforcupcake (09/05/2012) [-]
As long as you're not a talkative drunk, I can deal with it....unless you're one of those guys that becomes an utter prick when they're drunk.
User avatar #65 - dassnasty (09/05/2012) [-]
I'm a chick, and I get very huggy and touchy so I'm told.
#18 - Fuck yeah, New Zealand. And they kept it 18, win. 09/05/2012 on Roleplay Win +3
#17 - Blegh Vegemite, and Marmite too. On the other hand, …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2012 on aussies +2
User avatar #31 - imnotthere (09/05/2012) [-]
vegimite is good coz its made outa beer
#15 - Men at Work - Down Under  [+] (9 new replies) 09/05/2012 on aussies +2
User avatar #40 - notsafeforcupcake (09/05/2012) [-]
Originally made to poke fun at Australia if I remember correctly.
But we don't mind people making fun of us, we laugh along to... mostly.
User avatar #41 - dassnasty (09/05/2012) [-]
Some don't mind, but as soon as it comes from a kiwi, shit's going down.
User avatar #42 - notsafeforcupcake (09/05/2012) [-]
Well, they're half sheep. We don't take shit from animals.
User avatar #43 - dassnasty (09/05/2012) [-]
I'm all human thank you very much. It's only the southerners who have anything to do with sheep.
User avatar #44 - notsafeforcupcake (09/05/2012) [-]
Lol

Nah, the Kiwis aren't too bad... but keep them where you can see them after they've had a few... specially if you live in the country. :P
User avatar #46 - dassnasty (09/05/2012) [-]
Oh yeah. Most of us are filthy drunks, slutty drunks or violent drunks. I can never remember which I fall into.
User avatar #63 - notsafeforcupcake (09/05/2012) [-]
As long as you're not a talkative drunk, I can deal with it....unless you're one of those guys that becomes an utter prick when they're drunk.
User avatar #65 - dassnasty (09/05/2012) [-]
I'm a chick, and I get very huggy and touchy so I'm told.
User avatar #16 - snarfalupticus (09/05/2012) [-]
thanks
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#47 - CannonFodder (01/05/2013) [-]
Ugh, Auzzies. We sound nothing like them...
User avatar #45 - alZii (10/31/2012) [-]
Do you still collect items? ;3
If not, if you kinda like, don't mind sparing some, I'd be glad to take them off your hands.
Rude, I know. But hey, might as well try
User avatar #46 to #45 - dassnasty (11/08/2012) [-]
Hahahahahahahahahaha, no.
User avatar #41 - dragonzard (08/28/2012) [-]
Oh lol,that was hilarrious.
Sorry if I confused you too much.
God that was hilarious.
I was going to post that picture to my friends comments.
Sorry.
#43 to #41 - dassnasty (08/28/2012) [-]
Oh, the gif? Sorry, some of my comments have been getting deleted randomly after i post them.
Oh, the gif? Sorry, some of my comments have been getting deleted randomly after i post them.
#42 to #41 - dragonzard (08/28/2012) [-]
I leave you with this semi entertaining gif.
I leave you with this semi entertaining gif.
#38 - DJchowder (07/17/2012) [-]
i gotta say ur boobiez are beautiful
User avatar #39 to #38 - dassnasty (07/17/2012) [-]
Well, thanks :)
#40 to #39 - DJchowder (07/17/2012) [-]
(insert translation of japaneze of ur welcome)
User avatar #30 - irwincardozo (07/02/2012) [-]
**irwincardozo rolls 63** dubs
#32 to #30 - dassnasty (07/02/2012) [-]
Why did you put this on my profile ... ?
Why did you put this on my profile ... ?
User avatar #33 to #32 - irwincardozo (07/02/2012) [-]
u seem to be a nice person
User avatar #34 to #33 - dassnasty (07/02/2012) [-]
Why thank you. I'd like to think I am anyway :)
#35 to #34 - irwincardozo (07/02/2012) [-]
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oh trust me... we all do
#36 to #35 - dassnasty (07/02/2012) [-]
Oh. Yeah, I guess that's true.
#37 to #36 - irwincardozo (07/02/2012) [-]
oh well.. at-least spider-man is cleaning up the society
oh well.. at-least spider-man is cleaning up the society
User avatar #24 - carlose (06/28/2012) [-]
your awesome ..
User avatar #25 to #24 - dassnasty (06/28/2012) [-]
After reposting? That's not something I expected to hear :D
User avatar #26 to #25 - carlose (06/28/2012) [-]
well some of the people that repost go like fuck of i don't give a fuck and they don't delete the post .. but you .. you are awesome .. you are truly a hero
User avatar #27 to #26 - dassnasty (06/28/2012) [-]
Why thank you :D
#28 to #27 - carlose (06/28/2012) [-]
my gift is this octopus that might be useful to you sometime .. farewell
my gift is this octopus that might be useful to you sometime .. farewell
User avatar #14 - DemonX (06/28/2012) [-]
Meh. Hairy Mclary didn't really interest me. :P
User avatar #15 to #14 - dassnasty (06/28/2012) [-]
The biggest Countdown in the Southern Hemisphere?
User avatar #16 to #15 - DemonX (06/28/2012) [-]
Laaaaaaaaaaame :P Pak'n'save ftw :D
User avatar #17 to #16 - dassnasty (06/28/2012) [-]
Singer from Midnight youth?
User avatar #18 to #17 - DemonX (06/28/2012) [-]
Just face it, Taranaki > Tauranga ;P
User avatar #19 to #18 - dassnasty (06/28/2012) [-]
Our beach is better though!
User avatar #20 to #19 - DemonX (06/28/2012) [-]
For swimming. Not for fishing!
User avatar #21 to #20 - dassnasty (06/28/2012) [-]
No, we can fish in it now. The oil didn't take that long to clean up :D
User avatar #22 to #21 - DemonX (06/28/2012) [-]
We still get better fish here :D
User avatar #23 to #22 - dassnasty (06/28/2012) [-]
Shall we agree to disagree? :D
#12 - N. Korean citizen (06/25/2012) [-]
I want to fuck you! you are perfect! YOU are my fetish
User avatar #13 to #12 - dassnasty (06/26/2012) [-]
Um, thanks anon?
#11 - N. Korean citizen (06/20/2012) [-]
I gave you some thumbs because I can.
#6 - cubbieshater (02/03/2012) [-]
**cubbieshater rolls 77** testin'
User avatar #8 to #6 - dassnasty (02/03/2012) [-]
I actually never tested on profiles before... But still. Do you have the troll emoticon extension for chrome?
#9 to #8 - cubbieshater (02/03/2012) [-]
Yea i do! im on my laptop now witch doesnt have it and i can toenail clipping again!   
   
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!
Yea i do! im on my laptop now witch doesnt have it and i can toenail clipping again!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!
User avatar #10 to #9 - dassnasty (02/03/2012) [-]
Lol, I couldn't toenail clipping for months until someone told me about that, I'm glad I could help :)
#7 to #6 - cubbieshater (02/03/2012) [-]
of course I don't do this were people can toenail clipping -_-
of course I don't do this were people can toenail clipping -_-
#1 - N. Korean citizen (01/24/2012) [-]
Lose weight fatty.
#3 to #1 - happytoaster (01/27/2012) [-]
damnit anon, maybe if you stop sucking dicks and fuckingOH PEEin the ass, u would realize that she's not fat, 's very pretty is you ask me, so fuck you anon, fuck you up your stupid ass. Don't worry dassnasty, I got this
User avatar #4 to #3 - dassnasty (01/27/2012) [-]
Why thank you :)
User avatar #5 to #4 - happytoaster (01/27/2012) [-]
no problem, anon is only a coward
User avatar #2 to #1 - dassnasty (01/24/2012) [-]
I'm sorry my looks are displeasing to you, actually, no I'm not. Because you are a fucktard, who doesn't even have the balls to insult me with a proper account. Fuck you, moron.
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