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#156 - I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dreams …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2012 on The fuck? 0
User avatar #158 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
This is Halloween, this is Halloween!
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Halloween, Halloween.

Tender Lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare.
That's our job, but we're not mean, in our town of Halloween.

In this town, don't we love it now, everyone's waiting for the next surprise!
Skeleton Jack may catch you in the back, and scream like a banshee, make you jump out of your skin!

This is Halloween, everybody scream! Won't you please make way for a very special guy! Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch, everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now!
This is Halloween, this is Halloween,
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

In this town, we call home, everyone hail to the pumpkin song
#157 - derpbuddytwo has deleted their comment.
#155 - Comment deleted 09/30/2012 on The fuck? 0
#153 - I am the clown with the tearaway face, here in a flash and…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/30/2012 on The fuck? 0
#154 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
I am the who in the call "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair.
#156 - dassnasty (09/30/2012) [-]
I am the shadow on the moon at night,
filling your dreams to the brim with fright.
User avatar #158 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
This is Halloween, this is Halloween!
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Halloween, Halloween.

Tender Lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare.
That's our job, but we're not mean, in our town of Halloween.

In this town, don't we love it now, everyone's waiting for the next surprise!
Skeleton Jack may catch you in the back, and scream like a banshee, make you jump out of your skin!

This is Halloween, everybody scream! Won't you please make way for a very special guy! Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch, everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now!
This is Halloween, this is Halloween,
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

In this town, we call home, everyone hail to the pumpkin song
#157 - derpbuddytwo has deleted their comment.
#155 - dassnasty has deleted their comment.
#150 - Say it once, say it twice, take a chance and roll the dice, …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/30/2012 on The fuck? 0
#151 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
Everybody scream, everybody scream!
In our town of Halloween.
#153 - dassnasty (09/30/2012) [-]
I am the clown with the tearaway face,
here in a flash and gone without a trace.
#154 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
I am the who in the call "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair.
#156 - dassnasty (09/30/2012) [-]
I am the shadow on the moon at night,
filling your dreams to the brim with fright.
User avatar #158 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
This is Halloween, this is Halloween!
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Halloween, Halloween.

Tender Lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare.
That's our job, but we're not mean, in our town of Halloween.

In this town, don't we love it now, everyone's waiting for the next surprise!
Skeleton Jack may catch you in the back, and scream like a banshee, make you jump out of your skin!

This is Halloween, everybody scream! Won't you please make way for a very special guy! Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch, everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now!
This is Halloween, this is Halloween,
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

In this town, we call home, everyone hail to the pumpkin song
#157 - derpbuddytwo has deleted their comment.
#155 - dassnasty has deleted their comment.
#148 - Round that corner man, hiding in the trash can something's…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/30/2012 on The fuck? 0
User avatar #149 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
This is Hallowee, red and black, slightly green
aren't you scared? well that's just fine!
#150 - dassnasty (09/30/2012) [-]
Say it once, say it twice, take a chance and roll the dice,
ride with the moon in the dead of night.
#151 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
Everybody scream, everybody scream!
In our town of Halloween.
#153 - dassnasty (09/30/2012) [-]
I am the clown with the tearaway face,
here in a flash and gone without a trace.
#154 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
I am the who in the call "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair.
#156 - dassnasty (09/30/2012) [-]
I am the shadow on the moon at night,
filling your dreams to the brim with fright.
User avatar #158 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
This is Halloween, this is Halloween!
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Halloween, Halloween.

Tender Lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare.
That's our job, but we're not mean, in our town of Halloween.

In this town, don't we love it now, everyone's waiting for the next surprise!
Skeleton Jack may catch you in the back, and scream like a banshee, make you jump out of your skin!

This is Halloween, everybody scream! Won't you please make way for a very special guy! Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch, everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now!
This is Halloween, this is Halloween,
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

In this town, we call home, everyone hail to the pumpkin song
#157 - derpbuddytwo has deleted their comment.
#155 - dassnasty has deleted their comment.
#141 - In this town, we call home everyone hail to the pumpkin song!  [+] (11 new replies) 09/29/2012 on The fuck? 0
#147 - derpbuddytwo (09/29/2012) [-]
IN THIS TOWN! DON'T WE LOVE IT NOW
EVERYONE'S WAITING FOR THE NEXT SURPRISE!
#148 - dassnasty (09/30/2012) [-]
Round that corner man, hiding in the trash can
something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll SCREAM!
User avatar #149 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
This is Hallowee, red and black, slightly green
aren't you scared? well that's just fine!
#150 - dassnasty (09/30/2012) [-]
Say it once, say it twice, take a chance and roll the dice,
ride with the moon in the dead of night.
#151 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
Everybody scream, everybody scream!
In our town of Halloween.
#153 - dassnasty (09/30/2012) [-]
I am the clown with the tearaway face,
here in a flash and gone without a trace.
#154 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
I am the who in the call "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair.
#156 - dassnasty (09/30/2012) [-]
I am the shadow on the moon at night,
filling your dreams to the brim with fright.
User avatar #158 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
This is Halloween, this is Halloween!
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Halloween, Halloween.

Tender Lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare.
That's our job, but we're not mean, in our town of Halloween.

In this town, don't we love it now, everyone's waiting for the next surprise!
Skeleton Jack may catch you in the back, and scream like a banshee, make you jump out of your skin!

This is Halloween, everybody scream! Won't you please make way for a very special guy! Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch, everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now!
This is Halloween, this is Halloween,
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

In this town, we call home, everyone hail to the pumpkin song
#157 - derpbuddytwo has deleted their comment.
#155 - dassnasty has deleted their comment.
#120 - I am the one hiding under you r stairs, fingers like snake…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/29/2012 on The fuck? +2
User avatar #124 - derpbuddytwo (09/29/2012) [-]
this is Halloween, this is Halloween!
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.
#141 - dassnasty (09/29/2012) [-]
In this town, we call home
everyone hail to the pumpkin song!
#147 - derpbuddytwo (09/29/2012) [-]
IN THIS TOWN! DON'T WE LOVE IT NOW
EVERYONE'S WAITING FOR THE NEXT SURPRISE!
#148 - dassnasty (09/30/2012) [-]
Round that corner man, hiding in the trash can
something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll SCREAM!
User avatar #149 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
This is Hallowee, red and black, slightly green
aren't you scared? well that's just fine!
#150 - dassnasty (09/30/2012) [-]
Say it once, say it twice, take a chance and roll the dice,
ride with the moon in the dead of night.
#151 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
Everybody scream, everybody scream!
In our town of Halloween.
#153 - dassnasty (09/30/2012) [-]
I am the clown with the tearaway face,
here in a flash and gone without a trace.
#154 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
I am the who in the call "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair.
#156 - dassnasty (09/30/2012) [-]
I am the shadow on the moon at night,
filling your dreams to the brim with fright.
User avatar #158 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
This is Halloween, this is Halloween!
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Halloween, Halloween.

Tender Lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare.
That's our job, but we're not mean, in our town of Halloween.

In this town, don't we love it now, everyone's waiting for the next surprise!
Skeleton Jack may catch you in the back, and scream like a banshee, make you jump out of your skin!

This is Halloween, everybody scream! Won't you please make way for a very special guy! Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch, everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now!
This is Halloween, this is Halloween,
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

In this town, we call home, everyone hail to the pumpkin song
#157 - derpbuddytwo has deleted their comment.
#155 - dassnasty has deleted their comment.
#110 - In this town of Halloween.  [+] (15 new replies) 09/29/2012 on The fuck? +2
#118 - derpbuddytwo (09/29/2012) [-]
i am the one hiding under your bed
teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red!
#120 - dassnasty (09/29/2012) [-]
I am the one hiding under you r stairs,
fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair.
User avatar #124 - derpbuddytwo (09/29/2012) [-]
this is Halloween, this is Halloween!
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.
#141 - dassnasty (09/29/2012) [-]
In this town, we call home
everyone hail to the pumpkin song!
#147 - derpbuddytwo (09/29/2012) [-]
IN THIS TOWN! DON'T WE LOVE IT NOW
EVERYONE'S WAITING FOR THE NEXT SURPRISE!
#148 - dassnasty (09/30/2012) [-]
Round that corner man, hiding in the trash can
something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll SCREAM!
User avatar #149 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
This is Hallowee, red and black, slightly green
aren't you scared? well that's just fine!
#150 - dassnasty (09/30/2012) [-]
Say it once, say it twice, take a chance and roll the dice,
ride with the moon in the dead of night.
#151 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
Everybody scream, everybody scream!
In our town of Halloween.
#153 - dassnasty (09/30/2012) [-]
I am the clown with the tearaway face,
here in a flash and gone without a trace.
#154 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
I am the who in the call "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair.
#156 - dassnasty (09/30/2012) [-]
I am the shadow on the moon at night,
filling your dreams to the brim with fright.
User avatar #158 - derpbuddytwo (09/30/2012) [-]
This is Halloween, this is Halloween!
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Halloween, Halloween.

Tender Lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare.
That's our job, but we're not mean, in our town of Halloween.

In this town, don't we love it now, everyone's waiting for the next surprise!
Skeleton Jack may catch you in the back, and scream like a banshee, make you jump out of your skin!

This is Halloween, everybody scream! Won't you please make way for a very special guy! Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch, everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now!
This is Halloween, this is Halloween,
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

In this town, we call home, everyone hail to the pumpkin song
#157 - derpbuddytwo has deleted their comment.
#155 - dassnasty has deleted their comment.
#103 - Oh hell yeah. 09/29/2012 on The fuck? 0
#38 - Comment deleted 09/29/2012 on A REAL good deed. 0
#13 - Favourite cover of "This is Halloween".  [+] (5 new replies) 09/29/2012 on The fuck? +6
User avatar #74 - doctorgenitals (09/29/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=29jsNR6quCs
this is another great cover
User avatar #58 - dickbewt (09/29/2012) [-]
I agree.
My favourite cover of What's this?
User avatar #37 - EdwardNigma (09/29/2012) [-]
I agree.
User avatar #17 - jimbobji (09/29/2012) [-]
The original still murders it's and then fornicates its corpse.
User avatar #103 - dassnasty (09/29/2012) [-]
Oh hell yeah.
#36 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2012 on A REAL good deed. 0
#37 - arcanesyrge Comment deleted by dassnasty
#38 - dassnasty Comment deleted by dassnasty
#34 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2012 on A REAL good deed. 0
#35 - arcanesyrge Comment deleted by dassnasty
#36 - dassnasty Comment deleted by dassnasty
#37 - arcanesyrge Comment deleted by dassnasty
#38 - dassnasty Comment deleted by dassnasty
#37 - Why do I now have that feeling where things are crawling over … 09/29/2012 on Salty Spitoons Oh Fuck 0
#118 - Uh uh gurl! Those shoes, with that outfit?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2012 on Squats +4
#132 - theblackcrow (09/29/2012) [-]
#101 - Aaah, yeah, I've never heard anyone call it a fag, in Tauranga…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2012 on Language 0
User avatar #102 - liftplus (09/29/2012) [-]
yeah ive been up there once and never heard anyone call it that either must just be down here
#120 - Benjina (09/29/2012) [-]
fellow nz fag here. I have heard it be called a fag, and have called it a fag myself. i have heard it said mainly by older women.
#99 - You're in New Zealand and call it a fag? I am, but I just…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2012 on Language 0
User avatar #100 - liftplus (09/29/2012) [-]
no im at the kapiti coast but my dad is british so.. thats props were i get it from
User avatar #101 - dassnasty (09/29/2012) [-]
Aaah, yeah, I've never heard anyone call it a fag, in Tauranga at least.
User avatar #102 - liftplus (09/29/2012) [-]
yeah ive been up there once and never heard anyone call it that either must just be down here
#120 - Benjina (09/29/2012) [-]
fellow nz fag here. I have heard it be called a fag, and have called it a fag myself. i have heard it said mainly by older women.
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2012 on Carpe- what? 0
#5 - silverzepher Comment deleted by dassnasty
#61 - "The impala had the misfortune to walk into the spiders w… 09/26/2012 on Nature 0
#145 - Not all of us **** sheep. Some of us just want to…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2012 on Around the World +4
#150 - DekuNut (09/26/2012) [-]
then fuck them



gently
#36 - Freddie! See, knew he wasn't dead... Now I'm sad beca… 09/26/2012 on This is why we can't have... 0
#124 - Yeah, or "Hey boss, do you need me to restock the shelves… 09/26/2012 on Whales +4
#114 - I'd like to say it more often. I might just slip it randomly i…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2012 on Whales +3
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User avatar #124 - dassnasty (09/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, or "Hey boss, do you need me to restock the shelves? And is it just me or is the Orca giving birth? Oh and the eftpos is on the fritz."
#108 - Is it just me or is the Orca giving birth?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/26/2012 on Whales 0
#113 - stizz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #114 - dassnasty (09/26/2012) [-]
I'd like to say it more often. I might just slip it randomly into normal conversation and see how they react.
#117 - stizz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #124 - dassnasty (09/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, or "Hey boss, do you need me to restock the shelves? And is it just me or is the Orca giving birth? Oh and the eftpos is on the fritz."
#74 - We call them spiders in New Zealand too, but we don't have spi… 09/25/2012 on Straya +2

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#47 - CannonFodder (01/05/2013) [-]
Ugh, Auzzies. We sound nothing like them...
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User avatar #46 to #45 - dassnasty (11/08/2012) [-]
Hahahahahahahahahaha, no.
User avatar #41 - dragonzard (08/28/2012) [-]
Oh lol,that was hilarrious.
Sorry if I confused you too much.
God that was hilarious.
I was going to post that picture to my friends comments.
Sorry.
#43 to #41 - dassnasty (08/28/2012) [-]
Oh, the gif? Sorry, some of my comments have been getting deleted randomly after i post them.
Oh, the gif? Sorry, some of my comments have been getting deleted randomly after i post them.
#42 to #41 - dragonzard (08/28/2012) [-]
I leave you with this semi entertaining gif.
I leave you with this semi entertaining gif.
#38 - DJchowder (07/17/2012) [-]
i gotta say ur boobiez are beautiful
User avatar #39 to #38 - dassnasty (07/17/2012) [-]
Well, thanks :)
#40 to #39 - DJchowder (07/17/2012) [-]
(insert translation of japaneze of ur welcome)
User avatar #30 - irwincardozo (07/02/2012) [-]
**irwincardozo rolls 63** dubs
#32 to #30 - dassnasty (07/02/2012) [-]
Why did you put this on my profile ... ?
Why did you put this on my profile ... ?
User avatar #33 to #32 - irwincardozo (07/02/2012) [-]
u seem to be a nice person
User avatar #34 to #33 - dassnasty (07/02/2012) [-]
Why thank you. I'd like to think I am anyway :)
#35 to #34 - irwincardozo (07/02/2012) [-]
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oh trust me... we all do
#36 to #35 - dassnasty (07/02/2012) [-]
Oh. Yeah, I guess that's true.
#37 to #36 - irwincardozo (07/02/2012) [-]
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oh well.. at-least spider-man is cleaning up the society
User avatar #24 - carlose (06/28/2012) [-]
your awesome ..
User avatar #25 to #24 - dassnasty (06/28/2012) [-]
After reposting? That's not something I expected to hear :D
User avatar #26 to #25 - carlose (06/28/2012) [-]
well some of the people that repost go like **** of i don't give a **** and they don't delete the post .. but you .. you are awesome .. you are truly a hero
User avatar #27 to #26 - dassnasty (06/28/2012) [-]
Why thank you :D
#28 to #27 - carlose (06/28/2012) [-]
my gift is this octopus that might be useful to you sometime .. farewell
my gift is this octopus that might be useful to you sometime .. farewell
User avatar #14 - DemonX (06/28/2012) [-]
Meh. Hairy Mclary didn't really interest me. :P
User avatar #15 to #14 - dassnasty (06/28/2012) [-]
The biggest Countdown in the Southern Hemisphere?
User avatar #16 to #15 - DemonX (06/28/2012) [-]
Laaaaaaaaaaame :P Pak'n'save ftw :D
User avatar #17 to #16 - dassnasty (06/28/2012) [-]
Singer from Midnight youth?
User avatar #18 to #17 - DemonX (06/28/2012) [-]
Just face it, Taranaki > Tauranga ;P
User avatar #19 to #18 - dassnasty (06/28/2012) [-]
Our beach is better though!
User avatar #20 to #19 - DemonX (06/28/2012) [-]
For swimming. Not for fishing!
User avatar #21 to #20 - dassnasty (06/28/2012) [-]
No, we can fish in it now. The oil didn't take that long to clean up :D
User avatar #22 to #21 - DemonX (06/28/2012) [-]
We still get better fish here :D
User avatar #23 to #22 - dassnasty (06/28/2012) [-]
Shall we agree to disagree? :D
#12 - anonymous (06/25/2012) [-]
I want to **** you! you are perfect! YOU are my fetish
User avatar #13 to #12 - dassnasty (06/26/2012) [-]
Um, thanks anon?
#11 - anonymous (06/20/2012) [-]
I gave you some thumbs because I can.
#6 - cubbieshater (02/03/2012) [-]
**cubbieshater rolls 77** testin'
User avatar #8 to #6 - dassnasty (02/03/2012) [-]
I actually never tested on profiles before... But still. Do you have the troll emoticon extension for chrome?
#9 to #8 - cubbieshater (02/03/2012) [-]
Yea i do! im on my laptop now witch doesnt have it and i can toenail clipping again!   
   
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!
Yea i do! im on my laptop now witch doesnt have it and i can toenail clipping again!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!
User avatar #10 to #9 - dassnasty (02/03/2012) [-]
Lol, I couldn't toenail clipping for months until someone told me about that, I'm glad I could help :)
#7 to #6 - cubbieshater (02/03/2012) [-]
of course I don't do this were people can toenail clipping -_-
of course I don't do this were people can toenail clipping -_-
#1 - anonymous (01/24/2012) [-]
Lose weight fatty.
#3 to #1 - happytoaster (01/27/2012) [-]
damnit anon, maybe if you stop sucking dicks and ******* OH PEEin the ass, u would realize that she's not fat, 's very pretty is you ask me, so **** you anon, **** you up your stupid ass. Don't worry dassnasty, I got this
User avatar #4 to #3 - dassnasty (01/27/2012) [-]
Why thank you :)
User avatar #5 to #4 - happytoaster (01/27/2012) [-]
no problem, anon is only a coward
User avatar #2 to #1 - dassnasty (01/24/2012) [-]
I'm sorry my looks are displeasing to you, actually, no I'm not. Because you are a ******** , who doesn't even have the balls to insult me with a proper account. **** you, moron.
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