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Date Signed Up:9/19/2011
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#44 - I know. That's not a good thing. I'm saying Aus has basically …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2013 on SO FAHNY JOKE 0
User avatar #45 - loszombis (01/21/2013) [-]
nooo we dont want him
#20 - Australia can keep Russel Crowe, we'll take Hugh shall we?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/20/2013 on SO FAHNY JOKE +3
User avatar #26 - loszombis (01/20/2013) [-]
Russell is from New Zealand..
User avatar #44 - dassnasty (01/21/2013) [-]
I know. That's not a good thing. I'm saying Aus has basically claimed him and they can keep him. In exchange for Hugh Jackman.
User avatar #45 - loszombis (01/21/2013) [-]
nooo we dont want him
#24 - persseus (01/20/2013) [-]
Sacrilege
#284 - I'm having issues with the heat in NZ at the moment and it's n… 01/20/2013 on Meanwhile in Australia 0
#283 - Yeah and I'm having issues dealing with the 30 degree heat in … 01/20/2013 on Meanwhile in Australia 0
#409 - It's worse when they reckon we're Aussie. 01/05/2013 on DOUCHEBAG! 0
#402 - I said we sound like that to them. I know we don't. We don't s…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2013 on DOUCHEBAG! +1
#406 - CannonFodder (01/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, somehow. I have no idea how anyone can get the two confused...
User avatar #409 - dassnasty (01/05/2013) [-]
It's worse when they reckon we're Aussie.
#374 - I miss Drew. And the old C4. Shannon sucks. Now I'm all full o…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/05/2013 on DOUCHEBAG! +3
#607 - hewhoepicfails (01/05/2013) [-]
There's also the fact that the host even had to show him the card in order to understand what he stated and even failed that.

MFW Bieber and his fanbase are strong evidence on how humanity will end up like Idiocracy
User avatar #401 - CannonFodder (01/05/2013) [-]
We don't sound British at all!
User avatar #402 - dassnasty (01/05/2013) [-]
I said we sound like that to them. I know we don't. We don't sound like anything!
#406 - CannonFodder (01/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, somehow. I have no idea how anyone can get the two confused...
User avatar #409 - dassnasty (01/05/2013) [-]
It's worse when they reckon we're Aussie.
User avatar #378 - taila (01/05/2013) [-]
Well, you said it better.
#39 - *jizz* 12/04/2012 on Just in case... (morbid) +1
#19 - Goddammit FJ stop logging me out when I post comments. 12/04/2012 on women logic +1
#108 - Red polka dot shoes do not go with everything. And no, th… 11/14/2012 on Gamers +3
#51 - Facebook's newest update. It's not that great. 11/14/2012 on STOP INFIDELITY AGAINST... -1
#157 - The arm ones...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2012 on Octopuns 0
User avatar #159 - warzon (11/13/2012) [-]
Oh sorry i was looking down.
But we all know what the extra one is.
#149 - The pink one only has seven tentacle thingies.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2012 on Octopuns 0
User avatar #155 - warzon (11/13/2012) [-]
Five.
The green one has six.
User avatar #157 - dassnasty (11/13/2012) [-]
The arm ones...
User avatar #159 - warzon (11/13/2012) [-]
Oh sorry i was looking down.
But we all know what the extra one is.
#46 - Hahahahahahahahahaha, no. 11/08/2012 on dassnasty's profile 0
#227 - I have so many Tom and Loki gifs it isn't funny. 10/31/2012 on God but still human +17
#115 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/31/2012 on God but still human +9
User avatar #206 - nebuchadnezzaurus (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm sorry if I'm being dumb about this, but is this actually in the movie or is it from the outtakes?
User avatar #229 - rewday (10/31/2012) [-]
deleted scene
User avatar #245 - nebuchadnezzaurus (10/31/2012) [-]
Thanks
#123 - anonymousbastards (10/31/2012) [-]
#110 - Picture 10/31/2012 on God but still human +8
#109 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2012 on God but still human +12
#117 - mlpmeh (10/31/2012) [-]
Red sends out The Hulk.
The Hulk uses Close Combat.
Its super effective!!
#34051 - Yep, but if she does decide to talk about it, and it's a good … 10/28/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#33972 - Those are not colours. Also, go for the black, becau… 10/28/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#33971 - Fucking ask her. 10/28/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#33969 - Sounds like me. But the other way, kinda. He broke up with me,…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #33991 - chonies (10/28/2012) [-]
Yea, well I already decided not to pay attention to her, but if she does want to talk about it those feelings will come back I know.
User avatar #34051 - dassnasty (10/28/2012) [-]
Yep, but if she does decide to talk about it, and it's a good thing, those feelings would be justified.
#24 - That song is on a serious acid trip. I don't even know what sh… 10/28/2012 on This whomps 0
#33443 - Well, guy number one just asked out my best friend. He apparen… 10/25/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#33395 - Okay. I need impartial advice. My friends try to help me but t…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #33443 - dassnasty (10/25/2012) [-]
Well, guy number one just asked out my best friend. He apparently can't control his feeling for her. He also said we won't be getting together anymore. I am also not worth ending the second guy's relationship. So I'm pretty fucked right now.
User avatar #33429 - smashingprodigy (10/25/2012) [-]
Feelings like those just won't go away on their own. And I advise against dating someone else when you're clearly head over heels for another guy. It will just lead to heartbreak in the end. As for the second guy, stay back for a while and watch how the relationship plays out.

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#47 - CannonFodder (01/05/2013) [-]
Ugh, Auzzies. We sound nothing like them...
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User avatar #46 to #45 - dassnasty (11/08/2012) [-]
Hahahahahahahahahaha, no.
User avatar #41 - dragonzard (08/28/2012) [-]
Oh lol,that was hilarrious.
Sorry if I confused you too much.
God that was hilarious.
I was going to post that picture to my friends comments.
Sorry.
#43 to #41 - dassnasty (08/28/2012) [-]
Oh, the gif? Sorry, some of my comments have been getting deleted randomly after i post them.
Oh, the gif? Sorry, some of my comments have been getting deleted randomly after i post them.
#42 to #41 - dragonzard (08/28/2012) [-]
I leave you with this semi entertaining gif.
I leave you with this semi entertaining gif.
#38 - DJchowder (07/17/2012) [-]
i gotta say ur boobiez are beautiful
User avatar #39 to #38 - dassnasty (07/17/2012) [-]
Well, thanks :)
#40 to #39 - DJchowder (07/17/2012) [-]
(insert translation of japaneze of ur welcome)
User avatar #30 - irwincardozo ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
**irwincardozo rolls 63** dubs
#32 to #30 - dassnasty (07/02/2012) [-]
Why did you put this on my profile ... ?
Why did you put this on my profile ... ?
User avatar #33 to #32 - irwincardozo ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
u seem to be a nice person
User avatar #34 to #33 - dassnasty (07/02/2012) [-]
Why thank you. I'd like to think I am anyway :)
#35 to #34 - irwincardozo ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
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oh trust me... we all do
#36 to #35 - dassnasty (07/02/2012) [-]
Oh. Yeah, I guess that's true.
#37 to #36 - irwincardozo ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
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oh well.. at-least spider-man is cleaning up the society
User avatar #24 - carlose (06/28/2012) [-]
your awesome ..
User avatar #25 to #24 - dassnasty (06/28/2012) [-]
After reposting? That's not something I expected to hear :D
User avatar #26 to #25 - carlose (06/28/2012) [-]
well some of the people that repost go like fuck of i don't give a fuck and they don't delete the post .. but you .. you are awesome .. you are truly a hero
User avatar #27 to #26 - dassnasty (06/28/2012) [-]
Why thank you :D
#28 to #27 - carlose (06/28/2012) [-]
my gift is this octopus that might be useful to you sometime .. farewell
my gift is this octopus that might be useful to you sometime .. farewell
User avatar #14 - DemonX (06/28/2012) [-]
Meh. Hairy Mclary didn't really interest me. :P
User avatar #15 to #14 - dassnasty (06/28/2012) [-]
The biggest Countdown in the Southern Hemisphere?
User avatar #16 to #15 - DemonX (06/28/2012) [-]
Laaaaaaaaaaame :P Pak'n'save ftw :D
User avatar #17 to #16 - dassnasty (06/28/2012) [-]
Singer from Midnight youth?
User avatar #18 to #17 - DemonX (06/28/2012) [-]
Just face it, Taranaki > Tauranga ;P
User avatar #19 to #18 - dassnasty (06/28/2012) [-]
Our beach is better though!
User avatar #20 to #19 - DemonX (06/28/2012) [-]
For swimming. Not for fishing!
User avatar #21 to #20 - dassnasty (06/28/2012) [-]
No, we can fish in it now. The oil didn't take that long to clean up :D
User avatar #22 to #21 - DemonX (06/28/2012) [-]
We still get better fish here :D
User avatar #23 to #22 - dassnasty (06/28/2012) [-]
Shall we agree to disagree? :D
#12 - anonymous (06/25/2012) [-]
I want to fuck you! you are perfect! YOU are my fetish
User avatar #13 to #12 - dassnasty (06/26/2012) [-]
Um, thanks anon?
#11 - anonymous (06/20/2012) [-]
I gave you some thumbs because I can.
#6 - cubbieshater (02/03/2012) [-]
**cubbieshater rolls 77** testin'
User avatar #8 to #6 - dassnasty (02/03/2012) [-]
I actually never tested on profiles before... But still. Do you have the troll emoticon extension for chrome?
#9 to #8 - cubbieshater (02/03/2012) [-]
Yea i do! im on my laptop now witch doesnt have it and i can toenail clipping again!   
   
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!
Yea i do! im on my laptop now witch doesnt have it and i can toenail clipping again!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!
User avatar #10 to #9 - dassnasty (02/03/2012) [-]
Lol, I couldn't toenail clipping for months until someone told me about that, I'm glad I could help :)
#7 to #6 - cubbieshater (02/03/2012) [-]
of course I don't do this were people can toenail clipping -_-
of course I don't do this were people can toenail clipping -_-
#1 - anonymous (01/24/2012) [-]
Lose weight fatty.
#3 to #1 - happytoaster (01/27/2012) [-]
damnit anon, maybe if you stop sucking dicks and fuckingOH PEEin the ass, u would realize that she's not fat, 's very pretty is you ask me, so fuck you anon, fuck you up your stupid ass. Don't worry dassnasty, I got this
User avatar #4 to #3 - dassnasty (01/27/2012) [-]
Why thank you :)
User avatar #5 to #4 - happytoaster (01/27/2012) [-]
no problem, anon is only a coward
User avatar #2 to #1 - dassnasty (01/24/2012) [-]
I'm sorry my looks are displeasing to you, actually, no I'm not. Because you are a fucktard, who doesn't even have the balls to insult me with a proper account. Fuck you, moron.
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