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User avatar #271 - sertancoban (02/14/2015) [-]
My name is a more dark blue then your fake ass blue name, gitgud.
#268 - papafrank (01/28/2015) [-]
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#270 to #269 - papafrank (01/28/2015) [-]
gibe pliss
gibe pliss
#262 - papafrank (01/26/2015) [-]
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#249 - papafrank (01/24/2015) [-]
ayo mang check out my soundcloud mane, spittin real hot fire.
ayo mang check out my soundcloud mane, spittin real hot fire.
#250 to #249 - dassnailage (01/25/2015) [-]
I don't want no mixtapes ****** .
#251 to #250 - papafrank (01/25/2015) [-]
chek dis out just made dis fresh remix
chek dis out just made dis fresh remix
#252 to #251 - dassnailage (01/25/2015) [-]
Get your **** away from me pink name.
#253 to #252 - papafrank (01/25/2015) [-]
m8 dont make me get on my main i swear i rek u like i rek ur mom last night xDDDD   
also check dis mixtape
m8 dont make me get on my main i swear i rek u like i rek ur mom last night xDDDD
also check dis mixtape
#254 to #253 - dassnailage (01/25/2015) [-]
I didn't even listen to it m8.
#255 to #254 - papafrank (01/25/2015) [-]
Check out my mixtape right now.
#257 to #256 - papafrank (01/25/2015) [-]
You dare challange me peasant?
#258 to #257 - dassnailage (01/25/2015) [-]
You better back off m8.
#260 to #259 - dassnailage (01/25/2015) [-]
I'm not listening to any mixtapes.
#261 to #260 - papafrank (01/25/2015) [-]
Fine I guess, but I'm tellin you m8, real hiphop right here.
Fine I guess, but I'm tellin you m8, real hiphop right here.
#234 - sertancoban (01/03/2015) [-]
r u der?
r u der?
User avatar #235 to #234 - dassnailage (01/03/2015) [-]
Why do you have these multiple accounts?
#236 to #235 - sertancoban (01/03/2015) [-]
Something bad happened to hentaiacc.....
Something bad happened to hentaiacc.....
User avatar #237 to #236 - dassnailage (01/03/2015) [-]
Haha, faggot.
User avatar #238 to #237 - sertancoban (01/03/2015) [-]
So yeah, I was banned for 12 hours, after the ban was done, I tried logging in but it said that what i put in was the wrong password, so yeah idk man, someone changed my password.

But no one else knows my password except from me obviously.....
User avatar #239 to #238 - dassnailage (01/03/2015) [-]
haha serves you right for getting banned like a faggot.
User avatar #240 to #239 - sertancoban (01/03/2015) [-]
Stop acting tsundere, you are just but a towel, your words wont hurt me.
#241 to #240 - dassnailage (01/03/2015) [-]
What did you get banned for, faggot?
#242 to #241 - sertancoban (01/03/2015) [-]
As I said I still can't login to my account even tho the ban is over, since the password problem thingy.

Anyway I got banned for spamming, well u know I don't spam but I was just summoning all of jackmanagans friends so that was counted as spam, and got banned.
#243 to #242 - dassnailage (01/03/2015) [-]
You spamming scum.
You spamming scum.
#244 to #243 - sertancoban (01/03/2015) [-]
Welp, 			****		 you too I guess.
Welp, **** you too I guess.
#245 to #244 - dassnailage (01/03/2015) [-]
shh, no need for tears.
User avatar #233 - sertancoban (01/03/2015) [-]
ur a towel m8
User avatar #230 - hentaiacc (01/01/2015) [-]
Grosser Mercedes Vs Rolls-Royce Corniche Classic Car Challenge (HQ) - Top Gear - BBC
I now understand why you admire James May so much.
#231 to #230 - dassnailage (01/01/2015) [-]
You have merely scratched the surface of his greatness.
User avatar #232 to #231 - hentaiacc (01/01/2015) [-]
I will have to get some more information, and see more TopGear videos.
#227 - hentaiacc (01/01/2015) [-]
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#228 to #227 - dassnailage (01/01/2015) [-]
Happy new year you mother 			****		.
Happy new year you mother **** .
#229 to #228 - hentaiacc (01/01/2015) [-]
You too b0ss. <3
You too b0ss. <3
#225 - hentaiacc (12/23/2014) [-]
HELLO FAGGOT
HELLO FAGGOT
#224 - thatoneolddog (12/23/2014) [-]
Olla dass.
Olla dass.
#223 - hentaiacc (12/23/2014) [-]
Want some Lemons b0ss?
Want some Lemons b0ss?
#222 - hentaiacc (12/23/2014) [-]
r u rustled yet, b0ss
#189 - hentaiacc (12/22/2014) [-]
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#190 to #189 - dassnailage (12/22/2014) [-]
ur gey m8 fuk of.
#191 to #190 - hentaiacc (12/22/2014) [-]
u kno u want sum
u kno u want sum
#192 to #191 - dassnailage (12/22/2014) [-]
I told u 2 fuk of m8.
#193 to #192 - hentaiacc (12/22/2014) [-]
shh    
just surender b0ss, u have no option
shh
just surender b0ss, u have no option
#194 to #193 - dassnailage (12/22/2014) [-]
I don't need to surrender, you're beginning to reuse the same images. You will soon run out and lose.
#195 to #194 - hentaiacc (12/22/2014) [-]
not really b0ss, i thought it was the most fitting to that reply.
#196 to #195 - dassnailage (12/22/2014) [-]
u just need 2 fuk off m8
u just need 2 fuk off m8
#197 to #196 - hentaiacc (12/22/2014) [-]
u fuk of m8
#198 to #197 - dassnailage (12/22/2014) [-]
Well it's my profile so you fuk off m8
#199 to #198 - hentaiacc (12/22/2014) [-]
u cant tell me what to do b0ss!   
I'll cast this spell on you and curse you, it will take all your chromosomes!
u cant tell me what to do b0ss!
I'll cast this spell on you and curse you, it will take all your chromosomes!
#200 to #199 - dassnailage (12/22/2014) [-]
Everyone knows magic can't alter the great James!
#201 to #200 - hentaiacc (12/22/2014) [-]
You think so, filthy James worshipping peasant.
#202 to #201 - dassnailage (12/22/2014) [-]
m8 don't talk **** about James.
#203 to #202 - hentaiacc (12/22/2014) [-]
m8 whatcha gon do about it.   
&lt;I'd rather do this then worship James
m8 whatcha gon do about it.
<I'd rather do this then worship James
#204 to #203 - dassnailage (12/22/2014) [-]
u fukkin little bitch, fuk u m8
#205 to #204 - hentaiacc (12/22/2014) [-]
says the bitch
says the bitch
#206 to #205 - dassnailage (12/22/2014) [-]
What relevance does the friend zone have to this? You have lost.
#207 to #206 - hentaiacc (12/23/2014) [-]
There is no need for relevance anymore, I post whatever I want.
There is no need for relevance anymore, I post whatever I want.
#220 to #207 - dassnailage (12/23/2014) [-]
Clearly you will forever be a faggot, I'm gonna click hide all.
#221 to #220 - hentaiacc (12/23/2014) [-]
So finally you admit defear, the great James May lost to Frank, you can hide it, but you can never escape from it.
So finally you admit defear, the great James May lost to Frank, you can hide it, but you can never escape from it.
#218 to #207 - dassnailage (12/23/2014) [-]
Can you genuinely stop with your faggotry?
#219 to #218 - hentaiacc (12/23/2014) [-]
I don't know, can I?
#216 to #207 - dassnailage (12/23/2014) [-]
I can hardly stand your **** anymore m8, your a gay cunt fuk off.
#217 to #216 - hentaiacc (12/23/2014) [-]
lel, rekt
lel, rekt
#214 to #207 - dassnailage (12/23/2014) [-]
Listen m8, I'm done chatting with you you piece of **** . Fuk off, and fuk your ******* almost asian man, he's a piece of **** .
#215 to #214 - hentaiacc (12/23/2014) [-]
Seems like you had no good come back and you had no other option but to pull filthy frank on this hmmm, very well, I shall play allong.   
   
M8 wtf did u say u fuken james gay loving britfag scrub, gitgud and challange me l8tr again fuken scrub.
Seems like you had no good come back and you had no other option but to pull filthy frank on this hmmm, very well, I shall play allong.

M8 wtf did u say u fuken james gay loving britfag scrub, gitgud and challange me l8tr again fuken scrub.
#212 to #207 - dassnailage (12/23/2014) [-]
listen m8, I rekt u and u know it.
#213 to #212 - hentaiacc (12/23/2014) [-]
Yeah just 2 times, but the score was obviously 3-2 for me.
#210 to #207 - dassnailage (12/23/2014) [-]
You're still holding onto those lies?
#211 to #210 - hentaiacc (12/23/2014) [-]
You are still unable to admit defeat I see....
You are still unable to admit defeat I see....
#208 to #207 - dassnailage (12/23/2014) [-]
Ok so you can no longer hold this conversation going, and you expect me to believe you haven't lost?
#209 to #208 - hentaiacc (12/23/2014) [-]
Says the guy that lost 3 times to me at his own game.   
 NNNNYYYYYEEEESSSSSSSSSS
Says the guy that lost 3 times to me at his own game.
NNNNYYYYYEEEESSSSSSSSSS
#180 - hentaiacc (12/22/2014) [-]
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#187 to #186 - dassnailage (12/22/2014) [-]
Im gonna go to bed nao.
#188 to #187 - hentaiacc (12/22/2014) [-]
Goodnight, See ya tomorrow
#179 - hentaiacc (12/14/2014) [-]
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#152 - thatoneolddog (12/06/2014) [-]
r we cool? i iz sorry 4 bein fggt...
r we cool? i iz sorry 4 bein fggt...
User avatar #153 to #152 - dassnailage (12/06/2014) [-]
We cool bro
#154 to #153 - thatoneolddog (12/07/2014) [-]
also sorry for  accidently caming in hentaiacc  takin dem cuddles from hentaiacc. may we all be the best of bruhs.
also sorry for accidently caming in hentaiacc takin dem cuddles from hentaiacc. may we all be the best of bruhs.
#155 to #154 - hentaiacc (12/07/2014) [-]
WHAT?! YOU CAME IN ME?
****** ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME PREGGO RO SOME SHIET?!
#156 to #155 - thatoneolddog (12/07/2014) [-]
oh hi sorry bout that, jhu know i didn't mean to
oh hi sorry bout that, jhu know i didn't mean to
#157 to #156 - hentaiacc (12/07/2014) [-]
O-okay....   
BUT IF IT HAPPENS 1 MORE TIME I'LL MURDER YOU!
O-okay....
BUT IF IT HAPPENS 1 MORE TIME I'LL MURDER YOU!
#158 to #157 - thatoneolddog (12/07/2014) [-]
does dis mean... outside iz ohk?
does dis mean... outside iz ohk?
#159 to #158 - hentaiacc (12/07/2014) [-]
No!   
You are not cumming anywhere near me!
No!
You are not cumming anywhere near me!
#160 to #159 - thatoneolddog (12/07/2014) [-]
Alright... Would you like a hug instead?
Alright... Would you like a hug instead?
#161 to #160 - hentaiacc (12/07/2014) [-]
As long as you don't go pedo mode and cum again sure.....
#169 to #167 - hentaiacc (12/07/2014) [-]
B-but it hurts....
B-but it hurts....
#170 to #169 - dassnailage (12/07/2014) [-]
That's how you know is good.
That's how you know is good.
User avatar #168 to #167 - thatoneolddog (12/07/2014) [-]
u sure it is?
#177 to #172 - dassnailage (12/07/2014) [-]
every conversation I have with you is this pic.
every conversation I have with you is this pic.
#178 to #177 - thatoneolddog (12/07/2014) [-]
pretty much, but eh, sometimes most of the time i'm just too retarded to stop.
pretty much, but eh, sometimes most of the time i'm just too retarded to stop.
#175 to #172 - dassnailage (12/07/2014) [-]
I luv u
I luv u
#176 to #175 - thatoneolddog (12/07/2014) [-]
.... i misinterpret. alot
.... i misinterpret. alot
#173 to #172 - dassnailage (12/07/2014) [-]
that's some gay 			****		.
that's some gay **** .
#174 to #173 - thatoneolddog (12/07/2014) [-]
do u hate me? well yea, it is.
do u hate me? well yea, it is.
#134 - thatoneolddog (12/05/2014) [-]
we both have been talking behind yo back   can u guess who i was talkin to?
we both have been talking behind yo back can u guess who i was talkin to?
#136 to #134 - dassnailage (12/05/2014) [-]
**dassnailage rolled image** tell me what your plan was you whore.
#137 to #136 - thatoneolddog (12/05/2014) [-]
guess c'mon, i know you cooler than me. and probably smarter than me.  so y u worry? m88?
guess c'mon, i know you cooler than me. and probably smarter than me. so y u worry? m88?
#138 to #137 - dassnailage (12/05/2014) [-]
You were going to cyber-rape me weren't you!?
You were going to cyber-rape me weren't you!?
#139 to #138 - thatoneolddog (12/05/2014) [-]
Perhaps... quite. Or perhaps i was... referring to someone else? idk. I can't really put my twisted finger on it... Perhaps you can?
Perhaps... quite. Or perhaps i was... referring to someone else? idk. I can't really put my twisted finger on it... Perhaps you can?
#140 to #139 - dassnailage (12/05/2014) [-]
I really have no clue just tell me plz
I really have no clue just tell me plz
#141 to #140 - thatoneolddog (12/05/2014) [-]
r u sure u wanted to play all along? gimmi hug u...
#142 to #141 - dassnailage (12/05/2014) [-]
I'm so confused right now  please just explain wuts happening I'll give you anything you want.
I'm so confused right now please just explain wuts happening I'll give you anything you want.
#143 to #142 - thatoneolddog (12/05/2014) [-]
well... a certain person i haz been cuddling with his name was hentaiacc. i think it was.  and i ugh... wanted to invite you. you erm.. still want to? join in?
well... a certain person i haz been cuddling with his name was hentaiacc. i think it was. and i ugh... wanted to invite you. you erm.. still want to? join in?
#145 to #143 - hentaiacc (12/05/2014) [-]
He has no choice, He is gonna come here and cuddle with us.
He has no choice, He is gonna come here and cuddle with us.
#147 to #145 - thatoneolddog (12/05/2014) [-]
that was some fun i had cuddlin with ya last nyt m8 can we do it again laters?
that was some fun i had cuddlin with ya last nyt m8 can we do it again laters?
#148 to #147 - hentaiacc (12/05/2014) [-]
You asking for a lot lately but ok.
User avatar #149 to #148 - thatoneolddog (12/05/2014) [-]
jhes. ty.
#146 to #145 - hentaiacc (12/05/2014) [-]
ur both my liefs bby gurls dont levz me i wuld die withouh jhu
ur both my liefs bby gurls dont levz me i wuld die withouh jhu
#144 to #143 - dassnailage (12/05/2014) [-]
What do you take me for? Some kind of fag? Obviously yes.
#135 to #134 - dassnailage (12/05/2014) [-]
**dassnailage rolled image** I kinda guessed it from the start considering you only have two friends, but playing along was fun.
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