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Date Signed Up:10/02/2013
Last Login:9/04/2014
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Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
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#9 - Picture 06/23/2014 on dreams of the princess of... 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (19 new replies) 06/23/2014 on dreams of the princess of... -1
#6 - thecakelovergirl (06/23/2014) [-]
i can do this all day
#24 - canadiancarl (07/04/2014) [-]
I notice his account is set so only friends can view it. That must mean he's the only one who can view it then.
#7 - sinery (06/23/2014) [-]
The fuck is going on here?
#10 - sinery (06/23/2014) [-]
So now he is using his alternate account just to be an ass on your post?
#11 - thecakelovergirl (06/23/2014) [-]
> blocked him
> told him to leave me alone
> he goes anon
> keeps commenting
> block IP
> sends me message on alt account
> keeps commenting on my content
is it just me or is this the usual beginning of a starker?
#12 - sinery (06/23/2014) [-]
Dashgamer have constantly told me to leave him alone during discussions.
Gotta love that hypocritical dumbass.
#21 - isolovegames (06/24/2014) [-]
Dark spirit sinery has invaded!
#13 - thecakelovergirl (06/23/2014) [-]
my favorite part is when i told him if i ever met him i would hit him with a brick (common to threaten people over the internet) and he gave me an address and pretty much said "bring it on"
#15 - krobeles (06/23/2014) [-]
Wait! Does this mean you have his adress?! Ffs, gief dat shit!
#17 - thecakelovergirl (06/23/2014) [-]
i do have a saved message yes but i already got flagged for posting it, as much as i want to i cant, but i do still have it ... 4chan here i come
#23 - canadiancarl (07/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - sinery (06/23/2014) [-]
Actually I'd advice against that because that shit gets you banned.
User avatar #14 - sinery (06/23/2014) [-]
I do believe that he once threatened me that he was going to disfigure my face if he ever got the chance.
Thank heavens that I am a paranoid bastard that doesn't give out my personal information.
#20 - xgrandmoffx (06/24/2014) [-]
I haven't even posted a picture of my face. Not even once.
#18 - thecakelovergirl (06/23/2014) [-]
so much hypocrite
User avatar #19 - sinery (06/23/2014) [-]
Gotta love the guy.
#4 - sinery (06/23/2014) [-]
Not sure which alternative is more worrisome.
#5 - sinery (06/23/2014) [-]
Definitively Dashgamer.
#1 - Picture 06/23/2014 on dreams of the princess of... -1
#276 - **** you! A stick figure mooning is not …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2013 on FJ Rules and Flags +12
User avatar #299 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
Go cry about it to addy.
#1002 - yaboyjacobsmith (10/21/2013) [-]
that's what you're here for you fucking idiot
User avatar #795 - redcookiemonster (10/20/2013) [-]
You seriously are the epitome of idiocy on this site. You got a position and now you literally just throw your ban hammer where ever you want. Grow the fuck up man. It wasn't porn. Nor was it nor should it have been considered nsfw. Whatever. It's an hour ban so I'm sure he'll get over it.
#430 - mr skeltal (10/20/2013) [-]
Nobody likes you.
Nobody would care if you threw yourself off a cliff.
Just think about how hated you made yourself.
#271 - IT WAS NOT PORN YOU IMBECILE.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/20/2013 on FJ Rules and Flags +12
User avatar #273 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh gawd, just shut up and wait your hour. I have a job to do.
#276 - dashgamersalt (10/20/2013) [-]
Fuck you!
A stick figure mooning is not NSFW by a long shot, so fuck you.
User avatar #299 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
Go cry about it to addy.
#1002 - yaboyjacobsmith (10/21/2013) [-]
that's what you're here for you fucking idiot
User avatar #795 - redcookiemonster (10/20/2013) [-]
You seriously are the epitome of idiocy on this site. You got a position and now you literally just throw your ban hammer where ever you want. Grow the fuck up man. It wasn't porn. Nor was it nor should it have been considered nsfw. Whatever. It's an hour ban so I'm sure he'll get over it.
#430 - mr skeltal (10/20/2013) [-]
Nobody likes you.
Nobody would care if you threw yourself off a cliff.
Just think about how hated you made yourself.
#266 - It's a harmless cartoon butt. A completely innocuous pictu…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/20/2013 on FJ Rules and Flags +10
User avatar #270 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
All porn is harmless. But Google no likey. Again you read this content, you know the rules. If I banned you cause you talked back to me then I would of banned you again right here.

I'm doing my job.
#271 - dashgamersalt (10/20/2013) [-]
IT WAS NOT PORN YOU IMBECILE.
User avatar #273 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh gawd, just shut up and wait your hour. I have a job to do.
#276 - dashgamersalt (10/20/2013) [-]
Fuck you!
A stick figure mooning is not NSFW by a long shot, so fuck you.
User avatar #299 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
Go cry about it to addy.
#1002 - yaboyjacobsmith (10/21/2013) [-]
that's what you're here for you fucking idiot
User avatar #795 - redcookiemonster (10/20/2013) [-]
You seriously are the epitome of idiocy on this site. You got a position and now you literally just throw your ban hammer where ever you want. Grow the fuck up man. It wasn't porn. Nor was it nor should it have been considered nsfw. Whatever. It's an hour ban so I'm sure he'll get over it.
#430 - mr skeltal (10/20/2013) [-]
Nobody likes you.
Nobody would care if you threw yourself off a cliff.
Just think about how hated you made yourself.
#263 - I ******* asked you if it was **** . …  [+] (10 new replies) 10/20/2013 on FJ Rules and Flags +11
User avatar #265 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
That sir is not my job. You clearly read this and clicked on the links. So you know what the rules are. Don't play dumb.
#266 - dashgamersalt (10/20/2013) [-]
It's a harmless cartoon butt.
A completely innocuous picture.
You only banned me because I posted it in this context.
User avatar #270 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
All porn is harmless. But Google no likey. Again you read this content, you know the rules. If I banned you cause you talked back to me then I would of banned you again right here.

I'm doing my job.
#271 - dashgamersalt (10/20/2013) [-]
IT WAS NOT PORN YOU IMBECILE.
User avatar #273 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh gawd, just shut up and wait your hour. I have a job to do.
#276 - dashgamersalt (10/20/2013) [-]
Fuck you!
A stick figure mooning is not NSFW by a long shot, so fuck you.
User avatar #299 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
Go cry about it to addy.
#1002 - yaboyjacobsmith (10/21/2013) [-]
that's what you're here for you fucking idiot
User avatar #795 - redcookiemonster (10/20/2013) [-]
You seriously are the epitome of idiocy on this site. You got a position and now you literally just throw your ban hammer where ever you want. Grow the fuck up man. It wasn't porn. Nor was it nor should it have been considered nsfw. Whatever. It's an hour ban so I'm sure he'll get over it.
#430 - mr skeltal (10/20/2013) [-]
Nobody likes you.
Nobody would care if you threw yourself off a cliff.
Just think about how hated you made yourself.
#259 - You are a ******* asshole.  [+] (37 new replies) 10/20/2013 on FJ Rules and Flags +15
User avatar #261 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
Just doing my job ass fuck.

Also,
New rules means no sexy pics and such.

Mod comments: Stop trying to posting NSFW and try being nicer. It goes a long way.

Things you can get banned for!

-Bikinis, cartoon or photos
-Huge cleavage where the focus is mostly on cleavage, cartoon or photos
-Men without shirts cartoons or photos
-Dildos
-Plastic vaginas
-Hands on boobs, clothed or not clothed.
-Soft porn that is suggestive
-Nudity of any kind, ( classic art with nudity will be flagged)
-Genitals
-Gore in SFW
-CP/Illegal NSFW images
-Multiple porn images
-Animals that are burned, microwaved, dropped of cliffs, kicked to death, beheaded or harmed in any way.
-Anything that is borderline CP
-CP
-Humans having sex with animals
User avatar #870 - joshlol (10/20/2013) [-]
>Animals that are burned, microwaved, dropped of cliffs, kicked to death, beheaded or harmed in any way.

Lol'd. I'd like to think no one here has any pictures of microwaved animals.
#340 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/20/2013) [-]
You new mods are assholes.
User avatar #349 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
Rules are rules.
User avatar #813 - redcookiemonster (10/20/2013) [-]
Wow you really are a genius mod, you aren't exactly keen on the rules are you?
1. Naked baby
2. Shirtless man with a baby
3. Woman with bra/underwire on IRONING a baby.
Sorry, rules are rules yes, but mods are fucking oblivious.
#350 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #351 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
Don't shoot the messenger. We have a fucking job to do. DOn't like it, bitch to addy.
User avatar #845 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/20/2013) [-]
You have a choice in how you implement the rules. Doing things like banning a guy who directly asked you if something would be flagged or not is an asshole move when you could have just told him, "that's not acceptable, delete it or I'll have to flag it." It's easy to not be an asshole even if you the rules you enforce are unpopular. You seem incapable of that like every other new mod I've seen though so I can't say I'm surprised.
User avatar #867 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
Alrighty, last time I'm gonna say anything in this thread.

He didn't ask me if this was bannable. He put it there to make me ban him. He hates me because I was bitching about reposts and he just freaked out and started yelling at me. It's my job to flag these things. I don't have to say thing to these users when I flag things because 99% of the time I'm not in the thread. I just see a picture and flag it. There is a whole mod part of the site where all I do is stare at pics an GIFs looking for NSFW in SFW.

He just did it so this would happen. I did my job and that's all. If you guys want to hate me for it go ahead. He was taunting me by post a pic that he knew would get him banned and you guys took it the wrong way.

Don't bother responding because I'm done talking to you children.
User avatar #963 - legolego (10/21/2013) [-]
You're never going to stop using that word are you, you autistic fuckwad?
User avatar #952 - dashgamer (10/20/2013) [-]
I didn't know who you were and I was asking to see how far these rules went. Clearly, we're all five year old children on this website, though, so thank you for taking down that picture of the Cyanide and Happiness butt of the man that could sit anywhere, because that sort of thing is shocking to our innocent minds.
User avatar #869 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/20/2013) [-]
Don't be mad that you're a shitty mod that made everybody hate him with his assholery. I'm sure admin will let you suck his cock later to make you feel all better.
User avatar #456 - legolego (10/20/2013) [-]
Wow. Big hotshot moderator on this sinking ship of a site. Are your parents proud yet? Have you finally reached their expectations?
#464 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
Sadly yes. They always wanted me to become something on this site. Now that I have they both yelled at me, "WHY ARE YOU NOT ADMIN YET!!?!?"

I can never make them happy.
User avatar #469 - legolego (10/20/2013) [-]
is being a giant douchenozzle a prerequisite to being a mod? cause I have yet to find one who doesn't fit that bill.
User avatar #472 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
Please explain to me how I am being a jerk.
User avatar #477 - legolego (10/20/2013) [-]
can you really not see anything douchy about you in this whole thread? do i really need to spell it out for you? good god, this site really is pandering to children.
User avatar #478 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
All I see is a bunch of asshole yelling at me for doing my fucking job. I understand that you guys are upset and taking it out on me isn't going to solve anything.

Again, I'M DOING MY JOB.
User avatar #487 - legolego (10/20/2013) [-]
Ok, first off, you are throwing the word "job" around like you just put a copy-write symbol on it. Job implies some kind of profit being gained. I highly doubt fagmin is paying you to dick about this failing website. Therefore this is not a job, but a hobby.

Secondly, telling us to "Go bitch to addy" is a form of bypassing your responsibility completely. You as a mod are a direct contact to fagmin. and since he gives no fuck about what we say to him directly, we rely on you assholes to talk to him for us. so when you don't even seem capable of doing that, then why the fuck are you even here? you are serving us no purpose as a community. 1 asshole doing nothing is as efficient as 20 assholes doing nothing.
#1000 - yaboyjacobsmith (10/21/2013) [-]
Damn man, I couldn't have said that any better myself
User avatar #548 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
Whatever you say.
User avatar #519 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
I know what I'm doing. I am taking the porn and gore off of FJ so the site doesn't get shut down due to lack of funding.

"Personal message from admin: Thanks to all of you flag moderators for the job you've been doing. Because of you I can allow anonymous to post again, lower posting intervals for new users and reduce limitations on the site. It helps FJ grow, have more freedom, etc.
Keep it up."

Doing my job has done this. This is what I'm talking about. I don't see how restricting people this hard is going to all FJ to grow and have more freedom.
#537 - noschool (10/20/2013) [-]
this site has been up for like a decade without this gay ass rules why dose it need them now? and you can't congratulate people for giving rights back that they took away for no reason, that's like the government taking away someone's right to be a catholic and then 5 years later returning that right and act like they are a fucking hero.
User avatar #534 - legolego (10/20/2013) [-]
i have no interest in furthering this conversation. you clearly have no idea what is going on around you. you are a blind follower surrounded by blind followers, herded toward the slaughter. i wish you adieu.
User avatar #493 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
1. He is not paying us. This is all voluntary.
2. Addy doesn't listen to anyone but himself. If it's about something Illegal then he will listen, but if you have a "good idea" or wanna tell him something, going through us isn't the best idea cause he gives no fucks.
3. We are serving a purpose in the community. How you ask? I have no fucking idea. We just got a message say that we are doing a beautiful job. I really don't see it myself but whatever.
#507 - legolego (10/20/2013) [-]
how can you say you are serving a purpose if you don't even know what it is? that's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard. you are willing to blindly agree with a copy/paste message from the lord of the douches saying you are doing a swell job. and what tops it all off is that you are willing to flaunt your irritating colored text and your dumbass comments just to feel like you're a part of something. i almost pity you. almost
#263 - dashgamersalt (10/20/2013) [-]
I fucking asked you if it was NSFW. You could have given me time to delete the comment, ass fuck.
User avatar #265 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
That sir is not my job. You clearly read this and clicked on the links. So you know what the rules are. Don't play dumb.
#266 - dashgamersalt (10/20/2013) [-]
It's a harmless cartoon butt.
A completely innocuous picture.
You only banned me because I posted it in this context.
User avatar #270 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
All porn is harmless. But Google no likey. Again you read this content, you know the rules. If I banned you cause you talked back to me then I would of banned you again right here.

I'm doing my job.
#271 - dashgamersalt (10/20/2013) [-]
IT WAS NOT PORN YOU IMBECILE.
User avatar #273 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh gawd, just shut up and wait your hour. I have a job to do.
#276 - dashgamersalt (10/20/2013) [-]
Fuck you!
A stick figure mooning is not NSFW by a long shot, so fuck you.
User avatar #299 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
Go cry about it to addy.
#1002 - yaboyjacobsmith (10/21/2013) [-]
that's what you're here for you fucking idiot
User avatar #795 - redcookiemonster (10/20/2013) [-]
You seriously are the epitome of idiocy on this site. You got a position and now you literally just throw your ban hammer where ever you want. Grow the fuck up man. It wasn't porn. Nor was it nor should it have been considered nsfw. Whatever. It's an hour ban so I'm sure he'll get over it.
#430 - mr skeltal (10/20/2013) [-]
Nobody likes you.
Nobody would care if you threw yourself off a cliff.
Just think about how hated you made yourself.
#52 - Thanks for getting me banned again for something that is SIX…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Phanact 0
User avatar #155 - konradkurze (11/10/2013) [-]
*points and laughs*
you had it coming
User avatar #53 - phanact (10/16/2013) [-]
age doesn't matter dipshit
stop being so skull fucking stupid and maybe you wouldn't get banned
User avatar #56 - dashgamer (10/16/2013) [-]
It is the crudest fucking drawing. It isn't nsfw. Half the shit you've flagged is not nsfw. For a guy that loves horse dildos, you are being more of a prudish bitch than I ever have. Oh, are you going to flag this comment for hate speech and using a bad word now?
User avatar #57 - phanact (10/16/2013) [-]
No because that's not how we flag things
I mean
I can ban you for spam if you'd like
User avatar #58 - dashgamer (10/16/2013) [-]
SINCE WHEN HAS RESPONDING SOMEONE BEEN FUCKING SPAM?
GOD, YOU ARE THE MOST ASININE PERSON EVER TO BE PUT IN A POSITION WITH ANY SEMBLANCE OF "POWER!"
User avatar #59 - phanact (10/16/2013) [-]
It isn't
User avatar #60 - dashgamer (10/16/2013) [-]
AND GET OFF OF THE CIDER BARREL.
User avatar #62 - phanact (10/16/2013) [-]
I initially went there because bronyhero removed me
I'm assuming he did because that's your doing by complaining about him
User avatar #61 - phanact (10/16/2013) [-]
Hmmmm
Nah
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#1 - dashgamersalt (10/03/2013) [-]
Hey Sinery.
I said I'm done. Stop using your alternate account to target every single ******* comment I make: I can't say a thing without you and two others being pricks about it.
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