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#24 - Rape. Lots and lots of rape! 01/05/2013 on Everybody +1
#50 - Picture 01/03/2013 on thats a big trophy +12
#32 - What does it feel like? Just wondering?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on magic lightning machine +2
#57 - autoxx (01/03/2013) [-]
Depends how you are hit, if you are wet, and how much energy passes through (instead of over the skin)
When I got hit while riding my mountain bike on a country road there was no rain.
It wasn't a full hit, only a "tracer". it went into my necklace and out the base of my back.
Made a couple holes in my shirt and blew apart the back of my bike seat.
I didn't feel anything until I woke up in the ditch, then it was just a little stiffness. The next day more so lol.
Full lightning hit a tree beside me when I was walking down the sidewalk, again it went in through my necklace but this time left through my right hand into a parked car... That one hurt a little more as you can see.

Okay, maybe you can't. The pic won't load (jpeg) but it blew off a couple of fingers and I woke up in the middle of the street.
#158 - CASTLE!! WATCH IT! NOW! 01/02/2013 on Men and boobs 0
#15 - Wow that sucks c'mere man, digitally hug it out!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2013 on It´s a new year!!! 0
#19 - downstreamlife (01/03/2013) [-]
thanks bro, may you never end up like that.
#96 - Picture 01/02/2013 on MFW people are excited for... 0
#160 - And in "The Last Battle" Susan the older sister, sto… 01/02/2013 on I'm not even sexist +1
#82 - This year I opened up socially, I got my first summer job, and… 01/02/2013 on Crappy year +1
#157 - Or is it???????????????????????????????????????????????????? … 01/02/2013 on I'm not even sexist +4
#71 - ^^^^^^^This ***** knows whats up! 01/01/2013 on Read dat sexy ass description 0
#63 - People complain about reposts, but when it's controversial nob… 12/28/2012 on Muhammad drawings 0
#22 - refer to comment #20 for tl;dr  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2012 on Faith in Humanity: Restored 0
User avatar #23 - huskygunner (12/25/2012) [-]
Bleeding hearts and mushy whoring of childrens acts of childlike behavior. woo... hoo...
#117 - Are you sure you read the book??? The plate throwing was i…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2012 on For the love of god 0
#119 - angelious (12/21/2012) [-]
yes because in the book it clearly stated they "started singing while throwing the plates to each other and kicking them around without breaking them in perfect rhythm for their song"
#88 - How did you even think of POTC while watching The Hobbit! …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/20/2012 on For the love of god 0
#93 - angelious (12/20/2012) [-]
disney moment: the plate throwing.

there was no such thing in the book and its completely out of place in tolkien saga


potc: dwarfs whose parkour skills make ezio hide in shame.the overall fighting

and ofcourse the death of the goblin king(the whole goblin king in total to be precice)the falling bridge and gandalf decapitating a goblin then "knocking the head" playfully to the ground


if you cant see potc in it then you either have not seen the potc movies or you just deny the obvious.
User avatar #117 - dashdashdash (12/21/2012) [-]
Are you sure you read the book???
The plate throwing was in the book, including the song that went with it....
Read it again.

Whatever its just your opinion, I enjoyed it alot!
#119 - angelious (12/21/2012) [-]
yes because in the book it clearly stated they "started singing while throwing the plates to each other and kicking them around without breaking them in perfect rhythm for their song"
#115 - Her (12/21/2012) [-]
About the plate throwing...They did not throw the plates in the book, but they did indeed sing the song "That's what Bilbo Baggin's hates!" and balanced all the silverware and dishes dangerously high in one hand as they carried them away. Jackson changed it to throwing so it would match the tempo of the song. I'm not sure what your definition of a 'Disney moment' is, but you might want to change it if it's '"exciting plate throwing."
And you obviously have not read the book or you would know The Hobbit is NOT PART OF THE SAGA. It is the prelude to LoTR storyline, but that does not mean it has to be as serious and dark.
PoTC had parkouring dwarves and goblin kings? um.. Ok I did not see any skillful parkour in The Hobbit. Sure they're agile and have quick reflexes (for Dwarves), but they're warriors. Kind of need to keep yourself alive when you're being hunted.
Dude did you even read the book? Or any of the LoTR books?
#118 - angelious (12/21/2012) [-]
yes i have read the books >>

and the changes jackson made were bad. and about potc moments. haventh you watched the film?

and even if it is a prequel and based on kids book it doesnt mean jackson can just throw all the dignity away from it and make the movie like he did.


and really dwarves doing backflips and parkour high up in trees sure does sound like something tolkien would write.


and i have said tolkien saga.a.k.a the whole universe he created...
#80 - The book was for kids, ofcourse it's not as dark and gritty as…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/20/2012 on For the love of god +2
#83 - angelious (12/20/2012) [-]
its not the book.
I LOVED THE BOOK


its the movie. the movie tried to be pirates of the caribean.
#114 - Her (12/21/2012) [-]
So wait...You liked the book but yet didn't like the movie..?
Peter Jackson did a VERY good job making the movie just like the book, with some obvious differences to make it better visually for everyone. So you really can't like just the book and not the movie.
User avatar #88 - dashdashdash (12/20/2012) [-]
How did you even think of POTC while watching The Hobbit!

Also, you said it had some "Disney" moments (I assumed you meant silly/funny moments) thats why i said that its based on a kids book!
#93 - angelious (12/20/2012) [-]
disney moment: the plate throwing.

there was no such thing in the book and its completely out of place in tolkien saga


potc: dwarfs whose parkour skills make ezio hide in shame.the overall fighting

and ofcourse the death of the goblin king(the whole goblin king in total to be precice)the falling bridge and gandalf decapitating a goblin then "knocking the head" playfully to the ground


if you cant see potc in it then you either have not seen the potc movies or you just deny the obvious.
User avatar #117 - dashdashdash (12/21/2012) [-]
Are you sure you read the book???
The plate throwing was in the book, including the song that went with it....
Read it again.

Whatever its just your opinion, I enjoyed it alot!
#119 - angelious (12/21/2012) [-]
yes because in the book it clearly stated they "started singing while throwing the plates to each other and kicking them around without breaking them in perfect rhythm for their song"
#115 - Her (12/21/2012) [-]
About the plate throwing...They did not throw the plates in the book, but they did indeed sing the song "That's what Bilbo Baggin's hates!" and balanced all the silverware and dishes dangerously high in one hand as they carried them away. Jackson changed it to throwing so it would match the tempo of the song. I'm not sure what your definition of a 'Disney moment' is, but you might want to change it if it's '"exciting plate throwing."
And you obviously have not read the book or you would know The Hobbit is NOT PART OF THE SAGA. It is the prelude to LoTR storyline, but that does not mean it has to be as serious and dark.
PoTC had parkouring dwarves and goblin kings? um.. Ok I did not see any skillful parkour in The Hobbit. Sure they're agile and have quick reflexes (for Dwarves), but they're warriors. Kind of need to keep yourself alive when you're being hunted.
Dude did you even read the book? Or any of the LoTR books?
#118 - angelious (12/21/2012) [-]
yes i have read the books >>

and the changes jackson made were bad. and about potc moments. haventh you watched the film?

and even if it is a prequel and based on kids book it doesnt mean jackson can just throw all the dignity away from it and make the movie like he did.


and really dwarves doing backflips and parkour high up in trees sure does sound like something tolkien would write.


and i have said tolkien saga.a.k.a the whole universe he created...
#83 - Why haven't reported back yet????? WHY?????????????? 12/20/2012 on 21.12.12 0
#395362 - There's some fanservice, but it's not shoved in your face like…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#395368 - lawuser (12/20/2012) [-]
I'd be inclined to agree but then this is the seventh page of the entire manga, so I'm gonna have to doubt you there.
#395337 - Is it popular in Japan, I hear only if its popular there it be… 12/20/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#395328 - It's like 10 AM in my country lol Probably Bleach or … 12/20/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#395327 - When can we get an Eden no Ori anime? It's like highs…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #395344 - lawuser (12/20/2012) [-]
I remember reading this some years back.

All I remember is tits, tits, tits, someone bleeding from their eyes, soem psycho who killed evverybody and more tits.
User avatar #395532 - ljxjlos (12/20/2012) [-]
The Fanservice gets fewer as the Series goes on and the Series all in all gets better. I´m still reading it and it´s pretty cool up to now.
User avatar #395362 - dashdashdash (12/20/2012) [-]
There's some fanservice, but it's not shoved in your face like in HOTD, I don't know, I just really like it!
#395368 - lawuser (12/20/2012) [-]
I'd be inclined to agree but then this is the seventh page of the entire manga, so I'm gonna have to doubt you there.
User avatar #395356 - yusay (12/20/2012) [-]
No bleeding from their tits?
User avatar #395367 - lawuser (12/20/2012) [-]
... maybe
#395339 - xenophaigus (12/20/2012) [-]
I personally don't think this manga deserves an anime. It's too chocked full of the cliche thriller moments. There are so many minor details that have a huge effect on only the chapter they appear in and almost never tie into the story later.

In short, were this to get an anime, it would need to be at least 26 episodes.
Even then, they'd have to cut out almost half of what's already been released
#592 - They're probably Canadians or something! 12/19/2012 on CHECK DESCRIPTION +2
#391491 - This looks ******* epic!  [+] (10 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... +5
User avatar #391527 - thekame (12/18/2012) [-]
Didn't someone already post this?
But, yes this wil probably be AOTS if not AOTY. The manga is glorious as well.
User avatar #391525 - invasor (12/18/2012) [-]
Seems really nice. I checked the winter season and almost nothing got my attention. But Guess we have to wait a while.
#391516 - lawuser (12/18/2012) [-]
Something to save us after this shitty looking winter season?
#391519 - hasai (12/18/2012) [-]
Haven't seen the checked the chart thoroughly, is it really that bad?
User avatar #391576 - thekame (12/18/2012) [-]
>beast sage
>Bakumatsu Gijiden Roman
>Ishida to Asakura
>train hero
>maoyuu maou yuusha

it looks good to me.
#391522 - lordketchup (12/18/2012) [-]
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this list is old but you kind of understand what the season is full of, harem and moe
User avatar #391521 - lawuser (12/18/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/anime/385206#385206 Decide for yourself. The only thing I look forward to is the second Berserk movie.
#391512 - hasai (12/18/2012) [-]
Looks like some nice large scale action, added to the plan-to-watch for now.
#391510 - MatthewsGauss (12/18/2012) [-]
I remember reading 4 chapters of it and completely forgot what it was called so I dropped it (obviously) but now Im just gonna read the fuck out of it at school today
User avatar #391498 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2012) [-]
looks like a cool blend of claymore and shadow of the colossus

the action looks epic!
#4 - Kuwait! :) 12/18/2012 on raidaltamimi's profile 0
#3276 - I don't like thumbs! 12/17/2012 on Thumb Orgy +6
#2 - brony Arab?? /)* where you from mate? :)  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2012 on raidaltamimi's profile 0
User avatar #3 - raidaltamimi (12/18/2012) [-]
SA / Jeddah FTW !
u?
User avatar #4 - dashdashdash (12/18/2012) [-]
Kuwait! :)
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#36 - kirkbot ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
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sorry for being a dick about gaming
#37 to #36 - dashdashdash (01/19/2013) [-]
It's cool!
It's cool!
User avatar #10 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
I can tell you what I said if you want. :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
That'd be nice, just the thing is, I don't even remember you, maybe you could give me the link to where we had a conversation or something I dont know.
User avatar #12 to #11 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4254645/S-she+tore+it+off/ I'm op, and I was talking in chinese to an anon.
User avatar #13 to #12 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Oh Ok!
Yeah you can translate, is it mandarin or cantonese?
User avatar #14 to #13 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Mandarin. I can't speak cantonese even though I'm half cantonese =_=
User avatar #15 to #14 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
thats nice :)
User avatar #16 to #15 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Its more a fail, haha.

sooo.
How are you?
User avatar #17 to #16 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Not really, If your parents and/or grandparents never spoke cantonese around you...

Im good. thanks.
User avatar #18 to #17 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
I used to speak cantonese fluently, but only remember bits of it now
User avatar #19 to #18 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
how do you forget a language?
User avatar #21 to #19 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
You know what? I like you.
XD
Have you got a skype or something?
User avatar #22 to #21 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Nope.
I don't any of those social networks websites thingamajings
I have steam and instagram though
User avatar #23 to #22 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
WHAAAAAA WHY
User avatar #25 to #23 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
I REALLY GTG BYE
User avatar #27 to #25 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Meanie
User avatar #28 to #27 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Sorry, It was actually very important!
User avatar #24 to #23 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
I'd download skype if you want, but I just never really got into facebook, and twitter is just too complicated for my taste, I also have an account on Myanimelist, if your, you know, into anime.
User avatar #26 to #24 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
If you download skype I will show you tits :)
User avatar #30 to #26 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
I was going to download skype, but now if I do download it, it would seem that I only downloaded it because you offered tits!

my feeling are conflicting!
User avatar #31 to #30 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
ill be waiting for your usernme
User avatar #33 to #31 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Maybe later sorry :), its 11 pm and im really sleepy
User avatar #34 to #33 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Lol. I was kidding.
User avatar #35 to #34 - dashdashdash (11/25/2012) [-]
Yeah I knew that, anyways its shieldvh996
User avatar #32 to #31 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Thats confident.
User avatar #20 to #19 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Started learning mandarin and english and french, then it just left my brain.
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User avatar #9 to #7 - dashdashdash (08/20/2012) [-]
There.
Happy!!
User avatar #8 to #7 - dashdashdash (08/20/2012) [-]
I didn't do it....
I dont stoop that low.
I'll thumb them up as proof
#6 - anonymous (04/10/2012) [-]
you are a ****** harry
#3 - zinnerfy (04/08/2012) [-]
Why so butthurt?
User avatar #4 to #3 - dashdashdash (04/08/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #5 to #4 - zinnerfy (04/08/2012) [-]
You forgot your suitcase.
User avatar #1 - zapgod (04/08/2012) [-]
hey, don't forget your suitcase
User avatar #2 to #1 - dashdashdash (04/08/2012) [-]
What?
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