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#1065 - That was beautiful, seriously thanks OP 05/04/2012 on Great Moments +4
#391 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2012 on PC vs Mac -2
#468 - squidgirl (05/03/2012) [-]
well considering I think the owner of this battle station is an otaku - duh.
#452 - Yes, I can, and i'm doing it now. but I'm too lazy to write why 05/03/2012 on Yup 0
#65 - I like crocs 'cause they are comfy, you're all just a bunch of… 05/03/2012 on Crocs 10 Year Jubilee +1
#409 - Religion never INTENDED to harm the world, it's man who's corr… 05/02/2012 on Yup 0
#296 - We'll just agree to disagree  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2012 on Yup +1
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User avatar #452 - dashdashdash (05/03/2012) [-]
Yes, I can, and i'm doing it now.
but I'm too lazy to write why
#182 - I love you, for admitting that there are infact stupid atheist… 05/02/2012 on Yup +1
#179 - You are right, but these are not real christians in my opinion…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2012 on Yup +1
User avatar #381 - whiplasher (05/02/2012) [-]
Thanks for your reply, even if my comment wasn't that great. Indeed, you are right about religiousness and things. Regarding your question, to be honest, yes. My children would not need to "convert". I don't want to preach atheism on my children, I'll just let them decide.

Even though I am anti-religion. Why? Religions have done much damage to this world. I'm sure you agree. Also, I, for one, think that religion is just a form of mass control. Imagine this: what would happen if the Pope would say something like "Do not drink Coca-Cola, for it has became a sin"? I'm just taking that as an example. People would CERTAINLY do as he says. And I'm sure muslims would listen to your bishop, or what do you have. Also, no religion condones free will. You may disagree, but...does your religion let you think that there may be no Allah? No, all the religions are like: "From all the religions in the world, WE are the right ones and WE will go to heaven/shamballa/nirvana/eden/whatever. Belive us for no reason."

Also, I'm not trying to insult anyone, but why do people have a desperate need for a superior? Do you really have to be lead, to know that you are inferior and accept it?

Sorry pal, although I agree with some of the things you said, I simply cannot find the point in being religious.
User avatar #409 - dashdashdash (05/02/2012) [-]
Religion never INTENDED to harm the world, it's man who's corrupt and he twists religion to satisfy his own need in killing or doing bad things, I'm pretty sure every religion out there wants peace, it's always man that causes the problem, never the religion.

Well atleast in Islam we follow the rules written in the book and then the sayings of mohammed, after that (for example coca-cola being sin) can be decided religious leaders, but it should be within reason, in Islam nothing can be a sin without an actual reason, unless Coca-cola was terribly harmful to the human body and could lead to death (again just using coke as an example) then yes some people some people will accept that it's a sin, in Islam in particular its very complicated after the sayings of mohammed on who we should follow, we don't trust religious leaders that much, we believe that they are merely humans like us and they make mistakes and they are not holy and if a religious leader ever DOES say that coke is sin, I wouldn't believe him and many people wouldn't, because we believe that he is just human so he has no authority to tell us what's a sin and what's not.
also in Islam we do believe, that christians and jews CAN go to heaven just as much as muslims can, as long they don't insult islam and burn the book or stuff like that.
#173 - These "religious" people are just claiming to be rel…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2012 on Yup +1
User avatar #337 - commontroll (05/02/2012) [-]
I completely agree. I wouldn't say being religious is easier, it's just claiming to be religious is easier in America. And in colleges in America, it's easier to claim to be agnostic or atheist. I don't look down on the worldview because of those people, I look down on those people.
#171 - Granted there are some people that don't study and they are me…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2012 on Yup +1
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User avatar #296 - dashdashdash (05/02/2012) [-]
We'll just agree to disagree
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User avatar #452 - dashdashdash (05/03/2012) [-]
Yes, I can, and i'm doing it now.
but I'm too lazy to write why
#67 - Thank you sir. For disagreeing politely. unlike the re… 05/02/2012 on Yup 0
#65 - Nobody made MLP a way of life.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2012 on Yup -2
User avatar #86 - drdres (05/02/2012) [-]
I see at least 4 posts per day about someone not worthy wearing a rainbow Dash doll. That's exactly as saying you're not good enough for us.
#61 - OMG YOU'RE SO SMART YOU SHOULD GET A PHD IS SMARTEYNESSNESS 05/02/2012 on Yup 0
#58 - MOST athiests are just atheist because it's "Cool"…  [+] (18 new replies) 05/02/2012 on Yup -11
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User avatar #171 - dashdashdash (05/02/2012) [-]
Granted there are some people that don't study and they are merely muslim (im muslim btw) because their parents told them so.
however, alot of athiest are athiest because they are lazy and they don't want to search for the truth they just want to drink and have sex and "Have fun"
I'm muslim and I have studied morality, ethics, psychology and all the things you mentioned, and I felt that Islam is the right path for me personally.

and before you say it.
No, I have different religious beliefs than my parents
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User avatar #296 - dashdashdash (05/02/2012) [-]
We'll just agree to disagree
#449 - tweetyftw has deleted their comment.
User avatar #452 - dashdashdash (05/03/2012) [-]
Yes, I can, and i'm doing it now.
but I'm too lazy to write why
User avatar #115 - commontroll (05/02/2012) [-]
Most religious people I know don't do that. In the end, most people just pick what's easiest for them to do and also do what they want. So some claim to be religious while being the biggest whores around, others say there is no god, and nobody will ever convince them otherwise, and they go feed the hungry.

But, if somebody was truly religious, they'd see that we should learn about how the mind works, why some people think some things are okay, how the world works and fits together. Most lazy people just turn to whatever is easiest, not necessarily religion, but definitely what's easier.
User avatar #173 - dashdashdash (05/02/2012) [-]
These "religious" people are just claiming to be religious because (like you said) it's easier and their parents told them to be or something like that, However these people aren't really religious being religious means loving God and therefore searching for the right path TO God whether it's through Islam or Christianity or whatever.
User avatar #337 - commontroll (05/02/2012) [-]
I completely agree. I wouldn't say being religious is easier, it's just claiming to be religious is easier in America. And in colleges in America, it's easier to claim to be agnostic or atheist. I don't look down on the worldview because of those people, I look down on those people.
User avatar #93 - whiplasher (05/02/2012) [-]
No, pal, you got it wrong. Most christians are christians because they are too lazy to think.
User avatar #179 - dashdashdash (05/02/2012) [-]
You are right, but these are not real christians in my opinion, to be a real religious person is to keep for searching for the truth and learning more and more about the world, if you are too lazy to do that then you're not religious, I am a muslim but I have read books about many, MANY different religions and I figured that Islam is the right path for me personally.

Also I want to ask you question, you as an atheist would you accept it if your son/daughter converted to Islam or christianity
User avatar #381 - whiplasher (05/02/2012) [-]
Thanks for your reply, even if my comment wasn't that great. Indeed, you are right about religiousness and things. Regarding your question, to be honest, yes. My children would not need to "convert". I don't want to preach atheism on my children, I'll just let them decide.

Even though I am anti-religion. Why? Religions have done much damage to this world. I'm sure you agree. Also, I, for one, think that religion is just a form of mass control. Imagine this: what would happen if the Pope would say something like "Do not drink Coca-Cola, for it has became a sin"? I'm just taking that as an example. People would CERTAINLY do as he says. And I'm sure muslims would listen to your bishop, or what do you have. Also, no religion condones free will. You may disagree, but...does your religion let you think that there may be no Allah? No, all the religions are like: "From all the religions in the world, WE are the right ones and WE will go to heaven/shamballa/nirvana/eden/whatever. Belive us for no reason."

Also, I'm not trying to insult anyone, but why do people have a desperate need for a superior? Do you really have to be lead, to know that you are inferior and accept it?

Sorry pal, although I agree with some of the things you said, I simply cannot find the point in being religious.
User avatar #409 - dashdashdash (05/02/2012) [-]
Religion never INTENDED to harm the world, it's man who's corrupt and he twists religion to satisfy his own need in killing or doing bad things, I'm pretty sure every religion out there wants peace, it's always man that causes the problem, never the religion.

Well atleast in Islam we follow the rules written in the book and then the sayings of mohammed, after that (for example coca-cola being sin) can be decided religious leaders, but it should be within reason, in Islam nothing can be a sin without an actual reason, unless Coca-cola was terribly harmful to the human body and could lead to death (again just using coke as an example) then yes some people some people will accept that it's a sin, in Islam in particular its very complicated after the sayings of mohammed on who we should follow, we don't trust religious leaders that much, we believe that they are merely humans like us and they make mistakes and they are not holy and if a religious leader ever DOES say that coke is sin, I wouldn't believe him and many people wouldn't, because we believe that he is just human so he has no authority to tell us what's a sin and what's not.
also in Islam we do believe, that christians and jews CAN go to heaven just as much as muslims can, as long they don't insult islam and burn the book or stuff like that.
#83 - whaleman (05/02/2012) [-]
As to the statistical relevance of your comment about "MOST" of them doing it because it is cool, you cannot back that up. However, it is valid to say that there is a noticeable population of "hipster atheists." When you have any type of movement or school of thought you are bound to receive an amount of idiots who follow it without really knowing what it means. The atheists have gained a degree of fame and therefore they will have a good amount of sign waving idiots that follow them in the same fashion that there are sign waving idiots that do the same thing for the occupy movement and a bunch of sign waving idiots that do the same thing for christianity. The fact is there are stupid people everywhere and some people will just get rid of the burden of their inward search to whatever seems the most popular is the most pleasing to them.
User avatar #182 - dashdashdash (05/02/2012) [-]
I love you, for admitting that there are infact stupid atheist, just as much as there are stupid christians and muslims, I respect atheists who spend time reading about other religions trying to find the truth instead of just "having fun", I am a muslim and I have read about many other religions to find the right path to God, and to me personally I felt that islam is the right path and Im going to adapt islam to my life to make it better, and HONESTLY islam has made my life better, in every way possible.
#64 - mr skeltal (05/02/2012) [-]
and you know this because of your extensive reaserch on behaviour of people who are atheist, right?
or maybe you've just experienced a couple of people acting that way and feel that you are now an expert on the subject, and should feel free to judge
#63 - mr skeltal (05/02/2012) [-]
I disagree
User avatar #67 - dashdashdash (05/02/2012) [-]
Thank you sir.
For disagreeing politely.
unlike the rest of the atheists on this site.
#55 - You're comparing religion (A way of life) to a fictional book  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2012 on Yup -4
User avatar #62 - drdres (05/02/2012) [-]
People have seem to make MLP a way of life, MLP is fictional. What makes a an old book more true than a modern one?
User avatar #65 - dashdashdash (05/02/2012) [-]
Nobody made MLP a way of life.
User avatar #86 - drdres (05/02/2012) [-]
I see at least 4 posts per day about someone not worthy wearing a rainbow Dash doll. That's exactly as saying you're not good enough for us.
#60 - mr skeltal (05/02/2012) [-]
Yes
#53 - Picture 05/02/2012 on Yup -2
#53 - What if the toast never actually fell … 05/02/2012 on That just saved the day 0
#52 - CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2012 on That just saved the day +3
#87 - mr skeltal (05/02/2012) [-]
is that kittin humping the couch?
#63 - pamman (05/02/2012) [-]
... Snuggling cats?
#169 - Comment deleted 05/02/2012 on I'm an Orange! 0
#48 - mfw I have an arguement with someone who actually believes tha… 05/02/2012 on Seems legit 0
#593 - HOLY **** OVER ALMOST 400 RED THUMBS!!! … 05/02/2012 on Mafia is Everywhere 0
#46 - What do you even mean??  [+] (7 new replies) 05/01/2012 on Fuck you all 0
User avatar #70 - SRsoccerstar (05/01/2012) [-]
I think a better interpretation is you dislike dealing with the general public so you come to FJ. The way you portrayed that is by saying you sound like a hipster (which is what your directly doing by saying not to sound like one.)

Anon over there says you are a hipster because ponys arent mainstream but in reality you're saying you like being the hipster. If FJ was mainstream you wouldnt enjoy it.

I hate ponies there ya go. If ponies will still all over the front page i'd leave FJ. I deal with it but it gets annoying after a while
#50 - mr skeltal (05/01/2012) [-]
Really? oh ok.
Don't you think calling others faggots is a little hypocritical as a brony?
#54 - mr skeltal (05/01/2012) [-]
make an account and say that.
do it.
User avatar #60 - comicsansrocks (05/01/2012) [-]
i swear is this ben
#58 - mr skeltal (05/01/2012) [-]
YOU make an account and say that.
do it.
#99 - riniel (05/01/2012) [-]
wow
arguing over who makes an account

User avatar #48 - explodadon (05/01/2012) [-]
he called you a faggot for being a brony sir.
#300 - Picture 05/01/2012 on It's a Rock. +5
#43 - Im glad that people don't know what FJ is not to soun…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/01/2012 on Fuck you all +28
#144 - mr skeltal (05/01/2012) [-]
If you fucking bronies would get out there's be zero faggots.
#76 - vytros (05/01/2012) [-]
I think you accidentally your sentence.

Gif unrelated.
#45 - mr skeltal (05/01/2012) [-]
Says the brony.
User avatar #46 - dashdashdash (05/01/2012) [-]
What do you even mean??
User avatar #70 - SRsoccerstar (05/01/2012) [-]
I think a better interpretation is you dislike dealing with the general public so you come to FJ. The way you portrayed that is by saying you sound like a hipster (which is what your directly doing by saying not to sound like one.)

Anon over there says you are a hipster because ponys arent mainstream but in reality you're saying you like being the hipster. If FJ was mainstream you wouldnt enjoy it.

I hate ponies there ya go. If ponies will still all over the front page i'd leave FJ. I deal with it but it gets annoying after a while
#50 - mr skeltal (05/01/2012) [-]
Really? oh ok.
Don't you think calling others faggots is a little hypocritical as a brony?
#54 - mr skeltal (05/01/2012) [-]
make an account and say that.
do it.
User avatar #60 - comicsansrocks (05/01/2012) [-]
i swear is this ben
#58 - mr skeltal (05/01/2012) [-]
YOU make an account and say that.
do it.
#99 - riniel (05/01/2012) [-]
wow
arguing over who makes an account

User avatar #48 - explodadon (05/01/2012) [-]
he called you a faggot for being a brony sir.
User avatar #44 - lamarss (05/01/2012) [-]
true true
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#36 - kirkbot (01/19/2013) [-]
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sorry for being a dick about gaming
#37 to #36 - dashdashdash (01/19/2013) [-]
It's cool!
It's cool!
User avatar #10 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
I can tell you what I said if you want. :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
That'd be nice, just the thing is, I don't even remember you, maybe you could give me the link to where we had a conversation or something I dont know.
User avatar #12 to #11 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4254645/S-she+tore+it+off/ I'm op, and I was talking in chinese to an anon.
User avatar #13 to #12 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Oh Ok!
Yeah you can translate, is it mandarin or cantonese?
User avatar #14 to #13 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Mandarin. I can't speak cantonese even though I'm half cantonese =_=
User avatar #15 to #14 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
thats nice :)
User avatar #16 to #15 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Its more a fail, haha.

sooo.
How are you?
User avatar #17 to #16 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Not really, If your parents and/or grandparents never spoke cantonese around you...

Im good. thanks.
User avatar #18 to #17 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
I used to speak cantonese fluently, but only remember bits of it now
User avatar #19 to #18 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
how do you forget a language?
User avatar #21 to #19 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
You know what? I like you.
XD
Have you got a skype or something?
User avatar #22 to #21 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Nope.
I don't any of those social networks websites thingamajings
I have steam and instagram though
User avatar #23 to #22 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
WHAAAAAA WHY
User avatar #25 to #23 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
I REALLY GTG BYE
User avatar #27 to #25 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Meanie
User avatar #28 to #27 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Sorry, It was actually very important!
User avatar #24 to #23 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
I'd download skype if you want, but I just never really got into facebook, and twitter is just too complicated for my taste, I also have an account on Myanimelist, if your, you know, into anime.
User avatar #26 to #24 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
If you download skype I will show you tits :)
User avatar #30 to #26 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
I was going to download skype, but now if I do download it, it would seem that I only downloaded it because you offered tits!

my feeling are conflicting!
User avatar #31 to #30 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
ill be waiting for your usernme
User avatar #33 to #31 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Maybe later sorry :), its 11 pm and im really sleepy
User avatar #34 to #33 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Lol. I was kidding.
User avatar #35 to #34 - dashdashdash (11/25/2012) [-]
Yeah I knew that, anyways its shieldvh996
User avatar #32 to #31 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Thats confident.
User avatar #20 to #19 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Started learning mandarin and english and french, then it just left my brain.
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User avatar #9 to #7 - dashdashdash (08/20/2012) [-]
There.
Happy!!
User avatar #8 to #7 - dashdashdash (08/20/2012) [-]
I didn't do it....
I dont stoop that low.
I'll thumb them up as proof
#6 - mr skeltal (04/10/2012) [-]
you are a ****** harry
#3 - zinnerfy (04/08/2012) [-]
Why so butthurt?
User avatar #4 to #3 - dashdashdash (04/08/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #5 to #4 - zinnerfy (04/08/2012) [-]
You forgot your suitcase.
User avatar #1 - zapgod (04/08/2012) [-]
hey, don't forget your suitcase
User avatar #2 to #1 - dashdashdash (04/08/2012) [-]
What?
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