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Date Signed Up:3/20/2012
Last Login:11/21/2014
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#83 - My family comes from persepolis, I could actually be a descent… 02/11/2013 on Society....we need to... 0
#29966 - anyone else sick of those nordic fags who keep flagging their …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +7
User avatar #30001 - everheat (02/11/2013) [-]
Do you realize how rare being a nordfag is on a site like FunnyJunk?

It's basically finding someone else who likes Nickelback.

Not saying that isn't annoying, there are people that make stupid statements like that in every other country also.
User avatar #30026 - infamoustrapper (02/11/2013) [-]
wat. its not rare. it seems like most people on this site or from norway and what not judging by the mass spam of people that comment when anything is related to it
User avatar #29973 - EdwardNigma (02/11/2013) [-]
So I'm not the only one?
#40 - Everyone is laughing 02/09/2013 on had to explain this to my boss +4
#2 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2013 on A Hostage Situation -9
User avatar #18 - bannedfartoooften (02/09/2013) [-]
The hell does this have to do with anything?
User avatar #10 - severepwner (02/09/2013) [-]
What the fuck is this?
#15 - anonymous (02/09/2013) [-]
his prized fap material.
#342 - This has nothing to do with ponies! 02/08/2013 on I collect gems in skyrim 0
#138 - In Arabic, Germany is pronounced Almania. 02/05/2013 on Murica 0
#252 - Thats why I had willingly in italics, I know what rape is! 02/03/2013 on This guy knows his shit. -1
#251 - Comment deleted 02/03/2013 on This guy knows his shit. 0
#248 - A baby starts breathing and crying at the 4th month, and you g…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/03/2013 on This guy knows his shit. -15
User avatar #326 - sketchE (02/03/2013) [-]
if a girl waits till the fourth month to abort she is not only retarded but breaking the law. both the church and federal government have said a fetus is not a human life until about the 4th month
#265 - neilpatrickharriss (02/03/2013) [-]
A baby shouldn't just be a consequence
User avatar #260 - neoexdeath (02/03/2013) [-]
Abortions are only permitted before the child has any sort of self awareness, or is anything more then a parasitic cell structure. There's no intelligence, its not a unique life form yet...so I don't have a problem. Now, once it starts developing a sentient mind (IE: One that is self aware), then we run into problems.
User avatar #257 - brenton (02/03/2013) [-]
Babies can't breath through their nose and mouth in the womb, so they can't cry either. They get all their oxygen through the umbilical cord until it's cut after child birth. If they tried to inhale while still in the womb they would drown.
#256 - anonymous (02/03/2013) [-]
How is a baby supposed to breathe in the womb of his mom? Your argument just doesn't make any sense.
#254 - anonymous (02/03/2013) [-]
And abortions in the U.S. are only legal if performed BEFORE the third month. As well, just because there are bad apples in a group who abuse the right to abortion doesn't mean that all women who have abortions do it for the wrong reasons. It'd be like saying, some cops with guns kill innocents, so no cop should have guns. There are many women who get abortions because of medical issues, incest or rape. As well as the fact that some contraceptive methods fail, so why should they accept the consequences of using protection? No logic there.
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#250 - syddi (02/03/2013) [-]
you're wrong, and abortion is illegal after 3 month of pregnancy so even if you were right, your argument would be invalid.
And do you know that a mother can have sex without protection and unwillingly ? That's called rape.
User avatar #252 - dashdashdash (02/03/2013) [-]
Thats why I had willingly in italics, I know what rape is!
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#294 - But he's an asshole, he's awesome, but he's an awesome asshole! 02/03/2013 on Most stupid professions 0
#42 - I really appreciate good plot elements! 01/31/2013 on Friends vs Best friend 0
#40 - no 01/31/2013 on Friends vs Best friend +1
#32 - Not if they're dead, it isn't. 01/26/2013 on Japanese +6
#76 - You're right but people are going to thumb you down. INSTE…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on This was absolutely adorable 0
User avatar #81 - reican (01/26/2013) [-]
we aren't born to do it no, but doing it feels right. so fuck that
#16 - I seriously have a phobia of geckos, you gifs are making brows…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/24/2013 on Tumblr +43
User avatar #61 - matthewlikestogame (01/25/2013) [-]
Just press "hide all"
User avatar #127 - WavierHalo (01/25/2013) [-]
Or flag for spamming.
User avatar #18 - alphawolffifteen (01/24/2013) [-]
Heathen
#60 - Animals going extinct is very natural, just saying!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2013 on Goddamn it humanity... 0
User avatar #61 - penetractor (01/24/2013) [-]
yea, but it would still suck if your own species got extinct
#33 - K, Have fun! 01/23/2013 on Some Choices... 0
#27 - Found the hipster! 01/21/2013 on Deadpool, of course -2
#30 - Picture 01/21/2013 on I Have Dreams Sometimes +4
#45 - Picture 01/20/2013 on The Horror... 0
#103 - ASK 01/20/2013 on Troll teacher 0
#100 - It wasn't in a college, in a high school.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Troll teacher 0
User avatar #102 - pulluspardus (01/20/2013) [-]
which one?
User avatar #103 - dashdashdash (01/20/2013) [-]
ASK
#96 - Picture 01/20/2013 on A Big E +3
#85 - I had a racist history teacher once. He hated Arabs, …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Troll teacher 0
User avatar #88 - pulluspardus (01/20/2013) [-]
which college?
User avatar #100 - dashdashdash (01/20/2013) [-]
It wasn't in a college, in a high school.
User avatar #102 - pulluspardus (01/20/2013) [-]
which one?
User avatar #103 - dashdashdash (01/20/2013) [-]
ASK
#84 - In britain I think they call pre-calculas, Algebra 3, not sure though 01/20/2013 on Troll teacher +1
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#36 - kirkbot (01/19/2013) [-]
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sorry for being a dick about gaming
#37 to #36 - dashdashdash (01/19/2013) [-]
It's cool!
It's cool!
User avatar #10 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
I can tell you what I said if you want. :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
That'd be nice, just the thing is, I don't even remember you, maybe you could give me the link to where we had a conversation or something I dont know.
User avatar #12 to #11 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4254645/S-she+tore+it+off/ I'm op, and I was talking in chinese to an anon.
User avatar #13 to #12 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Oh Ok!
Yeah you can translate, is it mandarin or cantonese?
User avatar #14 to #13 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Mandarin. I can't speak cantonese even though I'm half cantonese =_=
User avatar #15 to #14 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
thats nice :)
User avatar #16 to #15 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Its more a fail, haha.

sooo.
How are you?
User avatar #17 to #16 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Not really, If your parents and/or grandparents never spoke cantonese around you...

Im good. thanks.
User avatar #18 to #17 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
I used to speak cantonese fluently, but only remember bits of it now
User avatar #19 to #18 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
how do you forget a language?
User avatar #21 to #19 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
You know what? I like you.
XD
Have you got a skype or something?
User avatar #22 to #21 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Nope.
I don't any of those social networks websites thingamajings
I have steam and instagram though
User avatar #23 to #22 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
WHAAAAAA WHY
User avatar #25 to #23 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
I REALLY GTG BYE
User avatar #27 to #25 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Meanie
User avatar #28 to #27 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Sorry, It was actually very important!
User avatar #24 to #23 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
I'd download skype if you want, but I just never really got into facebook, and twitter is just too complicated for my taste, I also have an account on Myanimelist, if your, you know, into anime.
User avatar #26 to #24 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
If you download skype I will show you tits :)
User avatar #30 to #26 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
I was going to download skype, but now if I do download it, it would seem that I only downloaded it because you offered tits!

my feeling are conflicting!
User avatar #31 to #30 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
ill be waiting for your usernme
User avatar #33 to #31 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Maybe later sorry :), its 11 pm and im really sleepy
User avatar #34 to #33 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Lol. I was kidding.
User avatar #35 to #34 - dashdashdash (11/25/2012) [-]
Yeah I knew that, anyways its shieldvh996
User avatar #32 to #31 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Thats confident.
User avatar #20 to #19 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Started learning mandarin and english and french, then it just left my brain.
#7 - oOunrealOo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #9 to #7 - dashdashdash (08/20/2012) [-]
There.
Happy!!
User avatar #8 to #7 - dashdashdash (08/20/2012) [-]
I didn't do it....
I dont stoop that low.
I'll thumb them up as proof
#6 - anonymous (04/10/2012) [-]
you are a ****** harry
#3 - zinnerfy (04/08/2012) [-]
Why so butthurt?
User avatar #4 to #3 - dashdashdash (04/08/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #5 to #4 - zinnerfy (04/08/2012) [-]
You forgot your suitcase.
User avatar #1 - zapgod (04/08/2012) [-]
hey, don't forget your suitcase
User avatar #2 to #1 - dashdashdash (04/08/2012) [-]
What?
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