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Date Signed Up:3/20/2012
Last Login:11/21/2014
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#46 - Picture 08/08/2012 on virgin +3
#45 - Virgins are usually shy! And I LOVE shy girls, the sh… 08/08/2012 on virgin -5
#74 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2012 on Pokemon in the toilet 0
#138 - misskyte Comment deleted by dashdashdash
#54 - Britain was powerful because they had ships and good ships. 08/08/2012 on scumbag king 0
#32 - At that time actually, obesity was considered a good thing, it…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2012 on scumbag king +1
User avatar #34 - reican (08/07/2012) [-]
so technically. if his army became wealthy, a small group of well trained ( as we see well trained today) would attack, England would fall.
User avatar #54 - dashdashdash (08/08/2012) [-]
Britain was powerful because they had ships and good ships.
#235 - PLEASE WATCH THIS. I GOT SAW BUTTHURT WHEN …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/07/2012 on Equality +4
#273 - indeedsir (08/07/2012) [-]
#265 - shadowalchemist (08/07/2012) [-]
sorry bitch but I play video games to have fun, not learn
#241 - amnesiacpatient (08/07/2012) [-]
IT BURNS
#204 - God, I Hate her.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2012 on Equality 0
User avatar #255 - xmenfan (08/07/2012) [-]
oh wow....she's the definition of a dumb bitch
#47 - Comment deleted 08/07/2012 on Hi, "glat" to meet you 0
#199 - OH GOD THATS ALOT OF VIDEOGAMES BITCH!! I H… 08/07/2012 on Equality +1
#262 - Yeah you're right. 08/07/2012 on America -1
#250 - Not trying to be a party pooper or anything but now that I've …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2012 on America -1
User avatar #260 - LocoJoe (08/07/2012) [-]
Ok 1 conflict compared to the many that we have fought in.
User avatar #262 - dashdashdash (08/07/2012) [-]
Yeah you're right.
#242 - We don't have taxes. Also, Im still in highscool but I do … 08/07/2012 on America 0
#239 - I never said you're oppressed, Infact I think you're not, I ju… 08/07/2012 on America +1
#231 - I don't wanna brag, I'm sure your country is great and all, an…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/07/2012 on America -1
#241 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
if your government is giving you money for all that doesnt that mean youre under privileged and need help from tax payers who have actual jobs instead of watching mlp
User avatar #242 - dashdashdash (08/07/2012) [-]
We don't have taxes.
Also, Im still in highscool but I do have a summer job, in which I got paid 300 dollars a month
User avatar #236 - LocoJoe (08/07/2012) [-]
How am I oppressed? Anyways who pays for that shit? Sooner or later you're gonna pay for all that in taxes and I don't like the idea of my money being used to send some other person to college.
User avatar #239 - dashdashdash (08/07/2012) [-]
I never said you're oppressed, Infact I think you're not, I just said that I AND I MEAN I dont feel oppressed.

Actually Oil pays
Companies pay a good amount on imports
Foreigners pay for healthcare and education.
#224 - I really don't mean do offend Americans. Why do you t… 08/07/2012 on America 0
#222 - I just don't like how America makes fun of everyone and calls …  [+] (13 new replies) 08/07/2012 on America 0
#225 - LocoJoe (08/07/2012) [-]
What am I butthurt about? I'm lower class yet still have a sweet as life in the best place ever.
#285 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
User avatar #257 - screwyouman (08/07/2012) [-]
I call bullshit on the moon part. Didn't we use nazi technology to go to the moon?
#259 - LocoJoe (08/07/2012) [-]
Nazis were the shit. They were ahead of their time.
User avatar #250 - dashdashdash (08/07/2012) [-]
Not trying to be a party pooper or anything but now that I've actually read that....


ummm....

Vietnam.
User avatar #260 - LocoJoe (08/07/2012) [-]
Ok 1 conflict compared to the many that we have fought in.
User avatar #262 - dashdashdash (08/07/2012) [-]
Yeah you're right.
User avatar #231 - dashdashdash (08/07/2012) [-]
I don't wanna brag, I'm sure your country is great and all, and you have every right to be proud of it but...

I have free healthcare/ free education up to college/free houses/ no taxes.
Gov. Gives me a gift money when I get married, and I get a salary raise everytime I have a new born child, which can range from 300 to 1500 dollars per child.
I think i'm doing great, I don't feel oppressed at all.
#241 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
if your government is giving you money for all that doesnt that mean youre under privileged and need help from tax payers who have actual jobs instead of watching mlp
User avatar #242 - dashdashdash (08/07/2012) [-]
We don't have taxes.
Also, Im still in highscool but I do have a summer job, in which I got paid 300 dollars a month
User avatar #236 - LocoJoe (08/07/2012) [-]
How am I oppressed? Anyways who pays for that shit? Sooner or later you're gonna pay for all that in taxes and I don't like the idea of my money being used to send some other person to college.
User avatar #239 - dashdashdash (08/07/2012) [-]
I never said you're oppressed, Infact I think you're not, I just said that I AND I MEAN I dont feel oppressed.

Actually Oil pays
Companies pay a good amount on imports
Foreigners pay for healthcare and education.
User avatar #224 - dashdashdash (08/07/2012) [-]
I really don't mean do offend Americans.

Why do you tell people to learn to take a joke when you don't.

Please don't be offended by this, I'm just pointing out the truth.

Of course it's not all Americans.
#214 - In that case. I'm sorry. 08/07/2012 on America -5
#208 - Here's an American that doesn't know about something so import…  [+] (19 new replies) 08/07/2012 on America -9
User avatar #218 - LocoJoe (08/07/2012) [-]
Here's an emasculated male who has given up on reproduction and has succumb to the media's plan to emasculate all men with ponies.
#233 - ragingbrony (08/07/2012) [-]
"media's plan to emasculate all men with ponies."
#251 - LocoJoe (08/07/2012) [-]
It's all a conspiracy man
User avatar #222 - dashdashdash (08/07/2012) [-]
I just don't like how America makes fun of everyone and calls it freedom of speech, but when people make fun of Americans they get all butthurt about it.
#225 - LocoJoe (08/07/2012) [-]
What am I butthurt about? I'm lower class yet still have a sweet as life in the best place ever.
#285 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
User avatar #257 - screwyouman (08/07/2012) [-]
I call bullshit on the moon part. Didn't we use nazi technology to go to the moon?
#259 - LocoJoe (08/07/2012) [-]
Nazis were the shit. They were ahead of their time.
User avatar #250 - dashdashdash (08/07/2012) [-]
Not trying to be a party pooper or anything but now that I've actually read that....


ummm....

Vietnam.
User avatar #260 - LocoJoe (08/07/2012) [-]
Ok 1 conflict compared to the many that we have fought in.
User avatar #262 - dashdashdash (08/07/2012) [-]
Yeah you're right.
User avatar #231 - dashdashdash (08/07/2012) [-]
I don't wanna brag, I'm sure your country is great and all, and you have every right to be proud of it but...

I have free healthcare/ free education up to college/free houses/ no taxes.
Gov. Gives me a gift money when I get married, and I get a salary raise everytime I have a new born child, which can range from 300 to 1500 dollars per child.
I think i'm doing great, I don't feel oppressed at all.
#241 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
if your government is giving you money for all that doesnt that mean youre under privileged and need help from tax payers who have actual jobs instead of watching mlp
User avatar #242 - dashdashdash (08/07/2012) [-]
We don't have taxes.
Also, Im still in highscool but I do have a summer job, in which I got paid 300 dollars a month
User avatar #236 - LocoJoe (08/07/2012) [-]
How am I oppressed? Anyways who pays for that shit? Sooner or later you're gonna pay for all that in taxes and I don't like the idea of my money being used to send some other person to college.
User avatar #239 - dashdashdash (08/07/2012) [-]
I never said you're oppressed, Infact I think you're not, I just said that I AND I MEAN I dont feel oppressed.

Actually Oil pays
Companies pay a good amount on imports
Foreigners pay for healthcare and education.
User avatar #224 - dashdashdash (08/07/2012) [-]
I really don't mean do offend Americans.

Why do you tell people to learn to take a joke when you don't.

Please don't be offended by this, I'm just pointing out the truth.

Of course it's not all Americans.
User avatar #213 - bchewey (08/07/2012) [-]
...how cool are you pointing out that I don't know shit that happens in my country.
What if I was camping in the Adirondacks for two weeks and had no access to phone signal or internet? cause I was


and it felt good
User avatar #214 - dashdashdash (08/07/2012) [-]
In that case.

I'm sorry.
#2 - Picture 08/07/2012 on Curiosity Landing. +1
#34 - Why do you hate everyone so much, I noticed you always get int…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2012 on techketzer's profile 0
User avatar #35 - techketzer (08/10/2012) [-]
Those who deserve my love and tolerance get my love and tolerance.
Those who don't, don't.

Easy as that.
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2012 on Omegle OC comp. +1
#5 - blnelms Comment deleted by dashdashdash
#1 - Comment deleted 08/07/2012 on Omegle OC comp. 0
#197 - Kuwait.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2012 on Forever A Loan 0
#198 - whyisthissohard has deleted their comment.
#184 - Why are people thumbing me down I dont mean to brag. Sorry… 08/07/2012 on Forever A Loan +1
#182 - free homes are complete **** though, thats why on…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2012 on Forever A Loan +1
#190 - whyisthissohard has deleted their comment.
User avatar #197 - dashdashdash (08/07/2012) [-]
Kuwait.
#198 - whyisthissohard has deleted their comment.
User avatar #194 - youngfearless (08/07/2012) [-]
my guess is kuwait
User avatar #195 - youngfearless (08/07/2012) [-]
and you have to be a natural born citizen i think to get those benefits
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#36 - kirkbot (01/19/2013) [-]
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sorry for being a dick about gaming
#37 to #36 - dashdashdash (01/19/2013) [-]
It's cool!
It's cool!
User avatar #10 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
I can tell you what I said if you want. :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
That'd be nice, just the thing is, I don't even remember you, maybe you could give me the link to where we had a conversation or something I dont know.
User avatar #12 to #11 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4254645/S-she+tore+it+off/ I'm op, and I was talking in chinese to an anon.
User avatar #13 to #12 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Oh Ok!
Yeah you can translate, is it mandarin or cantonese?
User avatar #14 to #13 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Mandarin. I can't speak cantonese even though I'm half cantonese =_=
User avatar #15 to #14 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
thats nice :)
User avatar #16 to #15 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Its more a fail, haha.

sooo.
How are you?
User avatar #17 to #16 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Not really, If your parents and/or grandparents never spoke cantonese around you...

Im good. thanks.
User avatar #18 to #17 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
I used to speak cantonese fluently, but only remember bits of it now
User avatar #19 to #18 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
how do you forget a language?
User avatar #21 to #19 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
You know what? I like you.
XD
Have you got a skype or something?
User avatar #22 to #21 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Nope.
I don't any of those social networks websites thingamajings
I have steam and instagram though
User avatar #23 to #22 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
WHAAAAAA WHY
User avatar #25 to #23 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
I REALLY GTG BYE
User avatar #27 to #25 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Meanie
User avatar #28 to #27 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Sorry, It was actually very important!
User avatar #24 to #23 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
I'd download skype if you want, but I just never really got into facebook, and twitter is just too complicated for my taste, I also have an account on Myanimelist, if your, you know, into anime.
User avatar #26 to #24 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
If you download skype I will show you tits :)
User avatar #30 to #26 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
I was going to download skype, but now if I do download it, it would seem that I only downloaded it because you offered tits!

my feeling are conflicting!
User avatar #31 to #30 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
ill be waiting for your usernme
User avatar #33 to #31 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Maybe later sorry :), its 11 pm and im really sleepy
User avatar #34 to #33 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Lol. I was kidding.
User avatar #35 to #34 - dashdashdash (11/25/2012) [-]
Yeah I knew that, anyways its shieldvh996
User avatar #32 to #31 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Thats confident.
User avatar #20 to #19 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Started learning mandarin and english and french, then it just left my brain.
#7 - oOunrealOo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #9 to #7 - dashdashdash (08/20/2012) [-]
There.
Happy!!
User avatar #8 to #7 - dashdashdash (08/20/2012) [-]
I didn't do it....
I dont stoop that low.
I'll thumb them up as proof
#6 - anonymous (04/10/2012) [-]
you are a ****** harry
#3 - zinnerfy (04/08/2012) [-]
Why so butthurt?
User avatar #4 to #3 - dashdashdash (04/08/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #5 to #4 - zinnerfy (04/08/2012) [-]
You forgot your suitcase.
User avatar #1 - zapgod (04/08/2012) [-]
hey, don't forget your suitcase
User avatar #2 to #1 - dashdashdash (04/08/2012) [-]
What?
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