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#35402 - My Pokemon Black was stolen, I feel so depressed 'cause I work…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #35403 - dragontaming (08/22/2012) [-]
You'd think Black would've been the thief
#109 - **dashdashdash rolls 716** 08/22/2012 on Feelin "ok" +1
#431 - I FUCKING LOVE POKEMON LOVE IT I TELL YA!! BUT SHE DOESN'T… 08/21/2012 on Scene Bitch +2
#418 - WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE FUCKING POKEMON ON HER PAGE.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2012 on Scene Bitch -2
User avatar #424 - iisammehii (08/21/2012) [-]
I DUNNO BUT I ALSO ENJOY FUCKING POKEMON
User avatar #431 - dashdashdash (08/21/2012) [-]
I FUCKING LOVE POKEMON LOVE IT I TELL YA!! BUT SHE DOESN'T LIKE A PERSON WHO PLAYS POKEMON SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THIS "IM SUCH A NERD LOLOLOLO PIKACHU CALL OF DUTY LOLOLOLO". THAT SHIT RUSTLES MY JIMMIES MAN.
#408 - Our great grandsons will write songs and tales of what you did…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2012 on Scene Bitch +2
#763 - dubzzzz (08/21/2012) [-]
WHY
#417 - DEW72 (08/21/2012) [-]
Your*
#136 - im too lazy to respond, but I'll just say that art should be e… 08/21/2012 on =) 0
#134 - lolno 08/21/2012 on =) 0
#187 - OH GOD are you serious?! am never NEVER EVER EVER EVER…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2012 on Your biggest childhood fear 0
User avatar #195 - markenftw (08/21/2012) [-]
I'm dead serious. Some people actually do this.
#202 - trollpants (08/21/2012) [-]
The ball pit at the Chuck E' Cheese was removed for similar reasons.

To this day, I have never been in a ball pit. feelsbadman.jpg
User avatar #237 - ElegantSiren (08/21/2012) [-]
Someone put a needle in a jar full of candy at a store not from my house a few years ago. Some little girl ended up getting hep c from it and the store shut down for a year to make sure nothing else was contaminated.
User avatar #204 - markenftw (08/21/2012) [-]
I have heard such stories about ball pits, too. Kinda freaky that some people would do something like that to be honest.
#124 - I forgot to put this picture. "Art" 08/21/2012 on =) 0
#123 - Renaissance is true art man. You can enjoy it whoever you …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/21/2012 on =) 0
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#307 - Thanks.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2012 on Pepper 0
User avatar #308 - Noah (08/21/2012) [-]
No problem
#281 - Can I get this picture with a "Butthurt" Caption on it.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2012 on Pepper 0
#306 - Noah (08/21/2012) [-]
#307 - dashdashdash (08/21/2012) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #308 - Noah (08/21/2012) [-]
No problem
#9 - There. Happy!! 08/20/2012 on dashdashdash's profile 0
#8 - I didn't do it.... I dont stoop that low. I'll thumb t… 08/20/2012 on dashdashdash's profile 0
#156750 - think+  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... -1
#156754 - oOunrealOo (08/20/2012) [-]
I think you should leave now
#156749 - Well thats basicly it, I mean I dont anyone wants to marry fic…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... -3
User avatar #156750 - dashdashdash (08/20/2012) [-]
think+
#156754 - oOunrealOo (08/20/2012) [-]
I think you should leave now
#156747 - SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...... Anyone wants to see a cage o…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#156748 - oOunrealOo (08/20/2012) [-]
Nope.
#156744 - Death note. I personally enjoy realistic art. 08/20/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#102 - Jigoku Shoujo or hell girl Seriously WATCH IT NOW!!!!!!!! 08/20/2012 on Take your pick, big or... +1
#156742 - You're favorite female anime character.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... -5
User avatar #156760 - bossdelainternet (08/20/2012) [-]
thanks bro.
User avatar #156749 - dashdashdash (08/20/2012) [-]
Well thats basicly it, I mean I dont anyone wants to marry fictional character right?
User avatar #156750 - dashdashdash (08/20/2012) [-]
think+
#156754 - oOunrealOo (08/20/2012) [-]
I think you should leave now
#156745 - oOunrealOo (08/20/2012) [-]
#7231 - If Liberals are better than conservatives, then how come shark…  [+] (23 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#7232 - N. Korean citizen (08/20/2012) [-]
If christians are so conservative how comes jesus was socialists.
#7245 - N. Korean citizen (08/20/2012) [-]
Tell me the verse where Jesus said people should be forced to give up their wealth to others under the threat of violence.
User avatar #7247 - vulcanvulcan (08/20/2012) [-]
Matthew 19:24, not quite what you meant but close enough, though of course not under the threat of violence, just eternal damnation.
User avatar #7248 - reaganomix (08/20/2012) [-]
I'm am not someone that studies scripture, but the verse can have different meanings. It doesn't say that the people should give there wealth away, but rather that it is harder for a rich man to get into heaven than a pauper. Possibly referring to an early verse in Matthew stating that the meek shall inherit the kingdom.

To me it says that the rich will have a harder time getting into Heaven. They can still do many acts of kindness that will grant them passage to Heaven.
User avatar #7284 - jokeface (08/21/2012) [-]
Acts of kindness have nothing to do with getting into heaven. Nor do sins. We're all sinners. The only way to gain entrance to heaven is to confess that you're a sinner and ask Jesus to cleanse your spirit. And you have to actually believe He can do that, you can't just bullshit it.

The laws given in the Bible are not rules for how to get to heaven. They're rules for living on this planet.
User avatar #7250 - vulcanvulcan (08/20/2012) [-]
Of course you are right that it can have many interpretations as many bible verses do, though to me it seems clear that a rich person isn't supposed to hoard his money while the poor suffer (see greed).
User avatar #7283 - jokeface (08/21/2012) [-]
This is true. Greed is a sin, but it's no better or worse than any other sin. And God can forgive all sins. Regarding socialism, I don't think Jesus was a supporter of any find of -isms. He just taught wisdom and kindness, and politics had nothing to do with it.
User avatar #7285 - vulcanvulcan (08/21/2012) [-]
First, what is the point of having sins if there is no backlash because you can just say sorry? (and yes i understand it has to be sincere) I've never understood that. Second, I do think you are right that he wasn't pushing socialism, though he always pushed help the poor, the needy, and the sick.
User avatar #7287 - jokeface (08/21/2012) [-]
It is not our right to question the reasoning behind God's choices. All we can do is follow His word as it is given to us. If something isn't explained in the Bible it's because God knows we can live our lives without knowing it. Keep in mind, I'm not knocking science or any of the breakthroughs mankind has made without the Bible. All of the knowledge we've procured through other means is all well and good, but we could have survived without it.

Also, helping the poor, needy, and sick is a universal lesson that we should follow regardless of what economic system is in place. But we were endowed with a sense of integrity as well. In Genesis 3:19 God tells man "You shall eat by the sweat of your brow" meaning we will have to work for our food (and other needs).
User avatar #7288 - vulcanvulcan (08/21/2012) [-]
To the first part I can't really respond to seeing as I don't believe in god.

And Isn't what Jesus says more important? At least that's what I hear from all my friends when I point out things they disagree with in the old testament. And for the economic system, I know most can cover taking care of the poor, needy, and sick, though for some reason conservatives would prefer to not help anyone in need (if not any then very few).

I know I branched off there a bit to get back to the comment that started this hope you don't mind, I would like to hear your thoughts on it.
User avatar #7296 - jokeface (08/21/2012) [-]
Yes, Jesus' words do supersede the Old Testament. I apologize, now that I read my previous comment again, it seems ambiguous. Yes, we should help the poor, needy, etc. I agree with that. I just added that part about Genesis because it popped into my head as I was typing the comment and I have a terrible habit of typing out my thoughts as they enter my brain. But anyway, Jesus wasn't talking about a political system that would cater to the needy, but rather He was saying that we as individuals should cater to them. Like bring them food and clothing and stuff.

About conservatism, I don't entirely agree that they don't help anyone. I was listening to a campaign ad for Romney recently which stated that under his plan, welfare would be made available to those who work for it. And I like hearing that, because it shows that the government actually will be helpful but only to the people who earn their help. I know this doesn't really fit with my first paragraph, but truthfully, I think welfare and healthcare should only be offered to those in the work force (excluding those who are medically incapable of working). If you don't provide for this country then why should this country provide for you?
User avatar #7297 - vulcanvulcan (08/21/2012) [-]
No problem, happens to everyone.

And if i'm thinking of the same thing you are, work requirements are still there to collect welfare, Romney either misunderstood one of Obama's proposals or lied about it. He was going on about how Obama is ending work requirements for welfare, though what Obama did he gave 5 specific states (cant remember which ones sorry) more flexibility, and that would only stay if they could get employment up in those states by 20% I think (might be wrong on the percentage). There are some other things in there but that's the general idea behind it.

I am not sure if that will make sense or not.
User avatar #7298 - jokeface (08/21/2012) [-]
Ohh. Well I hope you're right, because while I prefer Romney to Obama, I feel like Obama is more likely to win. So I hope he doesn't cut the work requirement. If he did, I would probably quit my job and demand free money, just to make the democrats look stupid.
User avatar #7301 - vulcanvulcan (08/21/2012) [-]
That I know i'm right for sure. Personally I dislike both of them, but I really don't like where the republican party has been going for the past few years, don't get me wrong the democrats are not awesome either.
User avatar #7302 - jokeface (08/21/2012) [-]
I tried to avoid thinking about politics for a long time, but as I get older I just don't see any way around it.
User avatar #7303 - vulcanvulcan (08/21/2012) [-]
There really is not a way to avoid it, unless you want to be a drone and just go "I VOTE DEMOCRAT BECAUSE I WAS RAISED DEMOCRAT" or "I VOTE REPUBLICAN BECAUSE I WAS RAISED REPUBLICAN". Those are the people that mess up the US.
User avatar #7304 - jokeface (08/21/2012) [-]
Well there's nothing wrong with voting based on your upbringing IF you understand WHY you're voting that way. Like, I was raised republican, and I've always supported that side because that's how my dad has always been. But recently I've started looking at both sides, examining their arguments, and now I make decisions based on what I learn from observation. And that's why lately I've been more interested i politics than I've been in the past.
User avatar #7305 - vulcanvulcan (08/21/2012) [-]
I was talking about the people who never even looked at the other side, for example the people who are yelling "Obama's gonna take my guns away!" when he has yet to even attempt to push anything doing with gun control.
User avatar #7306 - jokeface (08/21/2012) [-]
Well, we'll see about that. I heard it's in talks, even if nothing new has been passed yet.
User avatar #7307 - vulcanvulcan (08/21/2012) [-]
The most he would do is actual background checks, he wouldn't try to take away peoples guns.
User avatar #7309 - jokeface (08/21/2012) [-]
Hmm. Okay then.
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#7762 - nigger!! just call her a stupid nigger 08/20/2012 on Hating - file complaints,... -3
#66 - FUCK! I didn't notice that. Forgive me Grammar Nazi, F…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2012 on BALL SCRATCHA +2
User avatar #116 - otterbro (08/20/2012) [-]
Np, i just wanted to use the picture of sunny.
#282 - kill yourself 08/20/2012 on this +17
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#36 - kirkbot (01/19/2013) [-]
sorry for being a dick about gaming
#37 to #36 - dashdashdash (01/19/2013) [-]
It's cool!
It's cool!
User avatar #10 - amissingmouse ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
I can tell you what I said if you want. :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
That'd be nice, just the thing is, I don't even remember you, maybe you could give me the link to where we had a conversation or something I dont know.
User avatar #12 to #11 - amissingmouse ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4254645/S-she+tore+it+off/ I'm op, and I was talking in chinese to an anon.
User avatar #13 to #12 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Oh Ok!
Yeah you can translate, is it mandarin or cantonese?
User avatar #14 to #13 - amissingmouse ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Mandarin. I can't speak cantonese even though I'm half cantonese =_=
User avatar #15 to #14 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
thats nice :)
User avatar #16 to #15 - amissingmouse ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Its more a fail, haha.

sooo.
How are you?
User avatar #17 to #16 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Not really, If your parents and/or grandparents never spoke cantonese around you...

Im good. thanks.
User avatar #18 to #17 - amissingmouse ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
I used to speak cantonese fluently, but only remember bits of it now
User avatar #19 to #18 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
how do you forget a language?
User avatar #21 to #19 - amissingmouse ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
You know what? I like you.
XD
Have you got a skype or something?
User avatar #22 to #21 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Nope.
I don't any of those social networks websites thingamajings
I have steam and instagram though
User avatar #23 to #22 - amissingmouse ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
WHAAAAAA WHY
User avatar #25 to #23 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
I REALLY GTG BYE
User avatar #27 to #25 - amissingmouse ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Meanie
User avatar #28 to #27 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Sorry, It was actually very important!
User avatar #29 to #28 - amissingmouse ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
hmph
User avatar #24 to #23 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
I'd download skype if you want, but I just never really got into facebook, and twitter is just too complicated for my taste, I also have an account on Myanimelist, if your, you know, into anime.
User avatar #26 to #24 - amissingmouse ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
If you download skype I will show you tits :)
User avatar #30 to #26 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
I was going to download skype, but now if I do download it, it would seem that I only downloaded it because you offered tits!

my feeling are conflicting!
User avatar #31 to #30 - amissingmouse ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
ill be waiting for your usernme
User avatar #33 to #31 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Maybe later sorry :), its 11 pm and im really sleepy
User avatar #34 to #33 - amissingmouse ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Lol. I was kidding.
User avatar #35 to #34 - dashdashdash (11/25/2012) [-]
Yeah I knew that, anyways its shieldvh996
User avatar #32 to #31 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Thats confident.
User avatar #20 to #19 - amissingmouse ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Started learning mandarin and english and french, then it just left my brain.
#7 - oOunrealOo **User deleted account** (08/20/2012) [-]
You know, thumbing people down because you were wrong isn't nice
User avatar #9 to #7 - dashdashdash (08/20/2012) [-]
There.
Happy!!
User avatar #8 to #7 - dashdashdash (08/20/2012) [-]
I didn't do it....
I dont stoop that low.
I'll thumb them up as proof
#6 - N. Korean citizen (04/10/2012) [-]
you are a nigger harry
#3 - zinnerfy (04/08/2012) [-]
Why so butthurt?
User avatar #4 to #3 - dashdashdash (04/08/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #5 to #4 - zinnerfy (04/08/2012) [-]
You forgot your suitcase.
User avatar #1 - zapgod (04/08/2012) [-]
hey, don't forget your suitcase
User avatar #2 to #1 - dashdashdash (04/08/2012) [-]
What?
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