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#70 - Thank God ****** rhymes with ****** …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2012 on Aww shiet 0
User avatar #84 - onceman (10/31/2012) [-]
How original you should do stand up comedy,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux07V_Nq-d8
why doesn't he say "nigga" (or any cuss word for that matter) in this song then?
#112 - Thats what people said when they bought Marvel! I think Di…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2012 on Gangnam Style -1
User avatar #113 - technosauce (10/31/2012) [-]
Read the entire Convo before you bomb me with red thumbs
User avatar #115 - dashdashdash (10/31/2012) [-]
K.
Sorry.
#48 - I'LL BUY IT FOR 1 MIL 10/29/2012 on Modern art +2
#111 - wtf is wrong with you?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2012 on Branding 0
User avatar #131 - bambambaby (10/22/2012) [-]
There is only variations of dark brown, but black is not a natural hair color on humans. Trust me, I've been getting my hair dyed since 7th grade.
#201 - I also never heard of eBay. 10/22/2012 on Gamestop +2
#150 - I am message and I approve of this christian  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2012 on Amanda, Pass the bleach. +8
#227 - anzaai (10/21/2012) [-]
I am approve and i christian this message
User avatar #231 - dsand (10/21/2012) [-]
Inb4 Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
User avatar #424 - theshadowed (10/21/2012) [-]
Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
#10907 - My GF says she'll break-up with me if I vote for Romney! What do?  [+] (6 new replies) 10/18/2012 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #11000 - datuser (10/20/2012) [-]
kill her
User avatar #10983 - lordhaha (10/20/2012) [-]
Your relationships a sham if that's a true possibility.
User avatar #10931 - Patheos (10/19/2012) [-]
Tell her you won't vote for Romney. Vote for him anyways. Live the rest of your life as a lie.
User avatar #10921 - rageisfunny (10/18/2012) [-]
Honestly does she know anything about politics? Or is she just a dumbfuck that is like "hurr durr Obama gay marriage hurr dur."
#10917 - horismoku (10/18/2012) [-]
Vote for Romney and find a girl that isn't a dumbfuck.
User avatar #10920 - rageisfunny (10/18/2012) [-]
Indeed!
#532 - No I was just being asshole. his name is Ali Ibn Abi Talib… 10/17/2012 on True love doesn't have limits 0
#438 - Give me 1 good reason that I should tell you.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2012 on True love doesn't have limits 0
#452 - atma (10/17/2012) [-]
Because if you didn't you'd be kind of a dick.
#440 - anonymous (10/17/2012) [-]
lol he doesn't know.
#404 - Hate To burst your bubble. But its not. If y… 10/17/2012 on True love doesn't have limits 0
#25 - PICTURE* 10/17/2012 on True words. +1
#24 - **** THAT PHYSICALLY HURTS  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2012 on True words. +1
User avatar #25 - dashdashdash (10/17/2012) [-]
PICTURE*
#470 - Im guessing you've never visited countries like Kuwait, UAE, Q… 10/15/2012 on Yeah, must be 0
#86 - God, I hate her, She's such an attention whore.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2012 on jessica nigri is a god 0
User avatar #93 - critality (10/14/2012) [-]
So? She has tits
User avatar #98 - spyindisguise (10/14/2012) [-]
-The Internet
#8 - Im 16 and it worked for me. 10/11/2012 on your age 0
#99 - B...Beautiful! Absolutely Beautiful! 10/11/2012 on What have I become? +2
#643 - I don't want to get to "Why God creates bad things?"… 10/10/2012 on Parenting -1
#76 - Thanks! Here's a gift for you. 10/10/2012 on Pink title +1
#64 - CAN I GET A WALLPAPER VERSION OF THAT! LIKE, NOW!!!!!!!!!  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2012 on Pink title +1
#75 - dcconfused (10/10/2012) [-]
Here you go.
#76 - dashdashdash (10/10/2012) [-]
Thanks!
Here's a gift for you.
#468 - For you'r second question, A man once said "God loves a … 10/10/2012 on Parenting -1
#114 - Wow, Thats really helpful thanks. 10/10/2012 on GIve this Gull a medal! 0
#314 - We believe that >God Created the world (including …  [+] (7 new replies) 10/10/2012 on Parenting 0
#615 - kerplunking (10/10/2012) [-]
By that logic, God should also be hated for creating the illnesses that humans suffer in the first place.
User avatar #643 - dashdashdash (10/10/2012) [-]
I don't want to get to "Why God creates bad things?" 'cause it's too complicated, and because you probably wont be convinced by my opinion, and I probably wont be convinced by yours, it doesn't mean that you're stupid, or I am stupid.
it just means that we disagree, that's all, (I'm also too lazy to have a debate)
So good day, and don't forget Funnyjunk is supposed to be for having fun and cheering up.
User avatar #331 - freddyhollensen (10/10/2012) [-]
I'm not sure what to say... It's... Just so ridiculous... Sorry, but you're like... borderline insane.

I saved a guy from having his brains smeared on the sidewalk once because I caught him after remembering how extremely slippery the ice was... So what you're saying is... That was really just God who should be thanked and I'm just a douche for not sharing the credit? I mean I completely deny his existence, and even if his existence was revealed I would still deny his authority. Whatever I do, I'm forced to have this leach on my back that wants worship and gratitude for doing nothing even I wish nothing to do with him.

All you said still leads to another problem... Is God a racist?

If he saves people through hospitals and medicine...
And Zimbabwe and Ethiopia aren't really known for their advancement in healthcare... despite the fact like more than 95% are deeply religious.

Whilst Scandinavia, the most atheistic countries in the world.. are also those with the best healthcare. So... God likes atheist and hates black people... sounds like he's the internet.
User avatar #609 - trentypoo (10/10/2012) [-]
dude.....youre so.......stupid.
User avatar #468 - dashdashdash (10/10/2012) [-]
For you'r second question, A man once said "God loves a Scientist (The Arabic Word for scientist is Aalim, A man of ilm, and ilm means Knowledge not just science, Complicated I know but basicly Scientist in arabic can also mean doctors, engineers etc,) more than a worshiper, And God would reward a Scientist more than he would a worshipper"
And thats because a worshipper only helps himself while a scientist helps thousands of people, So these countries in Scandanavia (Even in europe, america, japan etc,)
Have better lifes, because they are smarter, or, they use the tools God gave them in better ways.
#406 - anonymous (10/10/2012) [-]
Its like you are completely ignoring everything he says in return for blantant hatred. I'm completely athiest and people like you make me wish the world was lit on fire. I know I'm feeding the troll but seriously listen the fuck up son.

He is saying God should be thanked for giving us the tools and the doctors to help the people.

Doctors should be thanked as well for actualy using the tools given to them, like the mind and medicines, to heal the people.

As for your second question... god works in mysterious ways, etc etc..
User avatar #656 - freddyhollensen (10/10/2012) [-]
Anon, you're a fucking retard... go choke on a dick please.
#1 - **dashdashdash rolls 47** 10/09/2012 on Too Soon -2
#62 - omgikr 10/06/2012 on Swedish gangstas 0
#10033 - Some people say it is, so I don't know. 10/05/2012 on Politics - politics news,... 0
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#36 - kirkbot (01/19/2013) [-]
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sorry for being a dick about gaming
#37 to #36 - dashdashdash (01/19/2013) [-]
It's cool!
It's cool!
User avatar #10 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
I can tell you what I said if you want. :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
That'd be nice, just the thing is, I don't even remember you, maybe you could give me the link to where we had a conversation or something I dont know.
User avatar #12 to #11 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4254645/S-she+tore+it+off/ I'm op, and I was talking in chinese to an anon.
User avatar #13 to #12 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Oh Ok!
Yeah you can translate, is it mandarin or cantonese?
User avatar #14 to #13 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Mandarin. I can't speak cantonese even though I'm half cantonese =_=
User avatar #15 to #14 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
thats nice :)
User avatar #16 to #15 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Its more a fail, haha.

sooo.
How are you?
User avatar #17 to #16 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Not really, If your parents and/or grandparents never spoke cantonese around you...

Im good. thanks.
User avatar #18 to #17 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
I used to speak cantonese fluently, but only remember bits of it now
User avatar #19 to #18 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
how do you forget a language?
User avatar #21 to #19 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
You know what? I like you.
XD
Have you got a skype or something?
User avatar #22 to #21 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Nope.
I don't any of those social networks websites thingamajings
I have steam and instagram though
User avatar #23 to #22 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
WHAAAAAA WHY
User avatar #25 to #23 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
I REALLY GTG BYE
User avatar #27 to #25 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Meanie
User avatar #28 to #27 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Sorry, It was actually very important!
User avatar #24 to #23 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
I'd download skype if you want, but I just never really got into facebook, and twitter is just too complicated for my taste, I also have an account on Myanimelist, if your, you know, into anime.
User avatar #26 to #24 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
If you download skype I will show you tits :)
User avatar #30 to #26 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
I was going to download skype, but now if I do download it, it would seem that I only downloaded it because you offered tits!

my feeling are conflicting!
User avatar #31 to #30 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
ill be waiting for your usernme
User avatar #33 to #31 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Maybe later sorry :), its 11 pm and im really sleepy
User avatar #34 to #33 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Lol. I was kidding.
User avatar #35 to #34 - dashdashdash (11/25/2012) [-]
Yeah I knew that, anyways its shieldvh996
User avatar #32 to #31 - dashdashdash (11/24/2012) [-]
Thats confident.
User avatar #20 to #19 - amissingmouse (11/24/2012) [-]
Started learning mandarin and english and french, then it just left my brain.
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User avatar #9 to #7 - dashdashdash (08/20/2012) [-]
There.
Happy!!
User avatar #8 to #7 - dashdashdash (08/20/2012) [-]
I didn't do it....
I dont stoop that low.
I'll thumb them up as proof
#6 - anonymous (04/10/2012) [-]
you are a ****** harry
#3 - zinnerfy (04/08/2012) [-]
Why so butthurt?
User avatar #4 to #3 - dashdashdash (04/08/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #5 to #4 - zinnerfy (04/08/2012) [-]
You forgot your suitcase.
User avatar #1 - zapgod (04/08/2012) [-]
hey, don't forget your suitcase
User avatar #2 to #1 - dashdashdash (04/08/2012) [-]
What?
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