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#30 - Ya see everyone is always complaining about how "Oh basti…  [+] (4 replies) 06/06/2016 on Fire the lasers 0
#31 - zahidlol (06/06/2016) [-]
actually now her laser is blocked by shields, only her right click orb can pass through them now

also, winston can make her useless by shredding her turrets
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#32 - dashandsmash (06/06/2016) [-]
Yeah her orbs are her secondary fire/alt fire, and they can't be blocked but can be reflected.

True a winston is a counter to her, but it shouldn't make sense that a support class can 1v1 squishier heroes and even non-squishy heroes if she leads them right.
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#33 - Ripsometime (06/06/2016) [-]
I agree that she is a little op to be support, but she isn't healy dealy support since her friendly shield ability is a bit crap. And the other builder, toblerone, is a damage dealing motherfuck, I'm not sure if she needs nerfed or moved to the defence category.

That being said, I have chased off Genji's and some Reapers as Mercy, but I will probably just put that down to them being pretty bad. (especially the reaper, how do you not hit a person twice with a shotgun over a period of 15 seconds close range?)
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#37 - dashandsmash (06/06/2016) [-]
Agreed, 3 bearded dickbuilders on a team can counter pretty much anything short of perfect teamwork.

And yeah believe it or not I've fought off a roadhog as mercy once. I didn't kill him but i chipped away at his health enough so he retreated (He was so bad, didn't even try to hook me at all) and a passing tracer allowed me to escape.
#4 - I swear to god every player that I play with is ******* retard…  [+] (1 reply) 06/03/2016 on Milestone +1
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#46 - frenzyhero (06/04/2016) [-]
for christ's sakes this pissed me off yesterday
Had a retarded Widowmaker
Told him he better have most elims to keep playing Widow in Ilios land grab

At end of game he was just standing outside of area while in Overtime, told him to get on the fucking point, and he says "Widow doesnt get on objective"
we lost, obviously
fucking morons, widowmaker and hanzo players are almost always the stupidest players on your team.
#72 - *HE has 483 volunteers  [+] (2 replies) 06/03/2016 on Like Sparrow's Egg +9
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#128 - alcoholicsemen (06/03/2016) [-]
i know what it is i dont give as shit
fuck this gay earth
#78 - anon (06/03/2016) [-]
It's a sex mannequin
#139 - 3 words for ya pal. 1. It's 2. An 3. Anime! (Or m…  [+] (2 replies) 06/01/2016 on The almighty eight-sword... +10
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#178 - empirennn (06/01/2016) [-]
>Consistency. is. important.

Killer be still was trained with the tail beast where as naruto is shunned for it. No other village had that issue, even gaara's village realized it's usefullness.

Depends certain kunai were poisoned and thrown while others were used for daggers. They are still inferior to other military-grade weapons(swords) and were used primarily because you can hide them. In naruto everyone is a ninja so hiding a kunai is relatively pointless.

>Or he would gain progression and drive the series in a more exciting turn than "let's train naruto again to fight X people who already died".

I know it's an anime/manga. I watch Jojo's, i'm not surprised by asspulls. But Naruto expects you to take Bee seriously if he can beat the opponent.

This isn't a Mr. Satan or Stroheim, this is a legitimate character in naruto.

#150 - anon (06/01/2016) [-]
I once read a theory about bees sword style called omnidexterity. it involved the fact that since his ninja body is trained thoroughly he can efficiently generate force and speed with any part as well as easily keep his balance and grip. Also he does not need to hold the swords all the time he can release them in midair and catch them again if he needs to. The sharingan was overwhelmed for the same reason rock Lee gave when he beat the shit out of sasuke at the chuunin shiken: the fact you can see or predict an attack doesn't mean shit if you can't stop or avoid it. You'll just watch yourself get fucked in slow motion is all. That's my two cents
#4 - I got a PotG with Mei once, here's how it went. >Playin…  [+] (1 reply) 05/30/2016 on Sivolsop Ucusardi Ritrocomou +9
#8 - anon (05/31/2016) [-]
wow you killed people with your ult and shot people who couldn't move.
you're so fucking amazing please stay alive forever and definitely keep telling everyone on the internet so you get your cool points.
#43 - Nahh **** dragons, i got this ****.  [+] (1 reply) 05/29/2016 on Lyerrep Odindui Rubyssolo 0
#47 - jaggsauce (05/29/2016) [-]
more like: Fuck dragons, i got aimbot.
#43 - Americas, but my play times are very non-consistent because of…  [+] (1 reply) 05/28/2016 on Press Q to play of the game 0
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#44 - irvea (05/28/2016) [-]
my play times are very non-consistent because of no work/scool
#40 - 1. I have no friends 2. Usually the bastions I face w…  [+] (23 replies) 05/28/2016 on Press Q to play of the game 0
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#42 - meinhartesrohr (05/28/2016) [-]
1. find out where the bastion is
2. justice from above or some nice long range rockets
3. play best grill
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#50 - empirennn (05/28/2016) [-]
HAHAHAH, "justice from above"

Yeah, the dps on that is what, 100 per second?

"Thanks for the easy kill"
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#88 - hachigomo (05/29/2016) [-]
Pharrah absolutely rapes bastion. She is my favorite pick against bastions and torbjorns because her rockets absolutely annihilate them. Her ult leaves a lot to be desired but here rocket destroys defensive heroes.
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#91 - empirennn (05/29/2016) [-]
It takes 2-3 rockets to kill bastion.

You're better off with widow tbh.
#92 - anon (05/29/2016) [-]
I am not a fan of widow outside of defense because she isn't that good a pushing. Pharrah can apply a lot of pressure with her rockets. She can force Bastion and Torbjorn to either sit still and die or try to move. She also rekts mei who doesn't have any escapes against her.
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#111 - empirennn (05/29/2016) [-]
you have to be in the air for anything good and then you're a sitting duck for bastion.

Widow is 100% better against tobjorn
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#139 - hachigomo (05/29/2016) [-]
I do just fine with her against Torbjorns and Bastions without having to risk being shot out of the air. Pharrah doesn't have to constantly be in the air if the air is dangerous. She can peak around cover easily and take out torbjorn's turrets or bastion without having to put herself in danger.
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#53 - meinhartesrohr (05/28/2016) [-]
i did not plan to fly best grill directly infront of that salt powered shitbot he will be dead till he turns his chunky funky railgun around
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#59 - empirennn (05/28/2016) [-]
All of the maps are designed linearly, so good fucking luck getting "behind" a bastion lol.
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#125 - frenzyhero (05/29/2016) [-]
lol linear
lol christ
what is Lucio and Tracer
what is Genji
what is Pharrah
what is Widowmaker
what is DVa
what is Reaper, even

linear my ass, even if you ignore all the insane 'fake' routes, there's plenty of normal, side routes for foot traffic only. Just because it's linear doesn't mean it's impossible to get behind someone, they're plenty wide with enough tunnels and vertical gameplay to counter Bastion.

Bastion's completely overrated because dolts don't want to take a an hour to learn a map's ins and outs. My only complaint with Bastion is if they can setup two of them in Nepal by the bell, you're pretty much fucked then.
#143 - anon (05/29/2016) [-]
Two of the maps have some pretty bullshit chokes. I like all the maps except for those two. Defending is too easy on those maps.
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#159 - frenzyhero (05/29/2016) [-]
Hanamura is a complete fucking joke, all ground troops are worthless there. If you cant fly or somehow maneuver unusually, you cant attack.
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#141 - empirennn (05/29/2016) [-]
"Lol linear"
Just about every map is a straight path. Sorry I have to break that to you.

Why are you replying by listing characters? Learn to follow the conversation.

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#160 - elvoz (05/29/2016) [-]
Those characters he listed are all highly mobile and excellent at flanking enemies. If you actually played the game decently you would've picked up on that.

If the maps are so linear, why are so many characters good at flanking?
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#162 - empirennn (05/29/2016) [-]
I said that pharah is a poor counter to bastion. Not that "there is no way to counter bastion" or that other characters aren't good counters. Next time try reading the conversation before you reply, fuckwad.

Also maps being linear doesn't mean characters can't be designed to flank. It just means that regardless of their design there is limited use for them.
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#164 - elvoz (05/29/2016) [-]
I don't think you understand what context clues are.

And Pharah is a decent counter to Bastion anyways. Treat her like a sniper and you'll win. Bastion sits still so just corner peek him three times and he's either dead or moved. Even the best Bastion isn't going to kill a Pharah from full health if she's corner peeking, you'd just have to worry about there being more than just Bastion around but that goes for pretty much all of Bastion's counters.

She doesn't even need the mobility she has, particularly because if she goes airborne she's gonna lose unless the Bastion is too focused on someone else or is just bad in general. Saying she is a poor counter just means you have a poor understanding of how it works.

The maps were all designed with flanking routes. Every map, even Hanamura, there are paths that certain characters will be able to get behind the enemy team with relative ease. The maps aren't open-world GTAV clusterfucks, but calling them linear to imply that it is difficult to get behind a camping hero is just plain ignorant. The fact they are linear does not mean you can't flank, as you very intentionally implied.
#165 - empirennn (05/29/2016) [-]
Why would you bother playing pharah as a sniper when you could just play an actual sniper or hanzo?

I know how to play pharah you dipshit. She's just not a good counter because on-ground she's too easy to kill and in the air bastion makes quick work of her.(especially in her ult).

You want to play ground pharah then you're just an idiot. She's immediately worse against bastion than hanzo or widowmaker if you're playing that.

"She doesn't need the mobility she has". It's not a matter of need, it's a matter of being able to USE that mobility. She NEEDS the mobility, she just can't use it because bastion hard counters her.

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#167 - elvoz (05/29/2016) [-]
Crazy thought here but maybe she can go back to being an F-14 after killing the Bastion from on the ground. Just a thought. She doesn't have to stay in sniper mode or anything, it's just a single but effective tactic to be used in situations where you'd otherwise be mowed down by the AA that is Bastion. The alternative as Pharah is to just die over and over and pray that your teammates can handle the saltshaker.

So yeah, Pharah is a decent counter to Bastion. She isn't a great counter but she gets the job done if it needs to be done. She is a viable counterpick because you can select her, kill Bastion from the ground using aforementioned peeking tactic, then jettison up into the air and pretend you're an attack helicopter with little to no consequence.

Pharah counters Bastion better than he counters her. Bastion keeps her out of the air, but she keeps him out of turret mode if she isn't in the air. It's not that hard to pull off really. I don't play Pharah often but Bastion has never given me any problems as her, though he's never really given me any kind of problems to begin with. Any issue I've ever heard playing against Bastion is never with the Bastion but instead with my teammates. He isn't hard to deal with, many characters can handle him, and he's only good with help from his teammates anyways which a lot of people forget to do. A Bastion sitting by himself without any Support or Tank nearby is a Bastion that will die like a dog to the first counter that comes his way and Pharah fits that bill just fine.

But if we start getting into who/what can deal with Bastion when he has friends it will become a different matter. Pharah, in that case, becomes a good distraction and cannot deal with Bastion without some assistance on her end as well. She runs down Reinhardt's shield pretty decently, for example, and can blast Reinhardt or any Mercy/Lucio away from him depending on their location. It's obviously way more complicated when it comes to match-ups outside a 1v1 situation, but I hope you get my point.
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#77 - meinhartesrohr (05/29/2016) [-]
From behind or above justice will bei delivered
#72 - anon (05/29/2016) [-]
You do know Pharah can fly over things, right?
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#41 - irvea (05/28/2016) [-]
do you play on americas or eu region, i could invite you at times we have an open spot
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#43 - dashandsmash (05/28/2016) [-]
Americas, but my play times are very non-consistent because of work/school.
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#44 - irvea (05/28/2016) [-]
my play times are very non-consistent because of no work/scool