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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:2/10/2013
Last Login:12/19/2014
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Comment Ranking:#32886
Highest Content Rank:#9417
Highest Comment Rank:#1524
Content Thumbs: 27 total,  77 ,  50
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Content Level Progress: 44.06% (26/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 55% (55/100)
Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower
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Content Views:12115
Times Content Favorited:5 times
Total Comments Made:1116
FJ Points:2884
Favorite Tags: help (2) | omegle (2) | please (2)

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#24 - Comment deleted 08/31/2013 on Get it? 0
#63 - **dashandsmash rolled a random image posted in comment #11 … 08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll 0
#62 - Comment deleted 08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll 0
#30 - Cont* >Shift into something that could slip into a hous…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on Jail 0
#42 - sorinshrouds has deleted their comment.
#29 - Alright here comes some complex **** . >For…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2013 on Jail 0
User avatar #30 - dashandsmash (08/31/2013) [-]
Cont*
>Shift into something that could slip into a house undetected
>Wait until owners fall asleep
>Steal a pair of clothes
>Put them on
>Leave the house
>Purchase gun
>Buy ski mask
>Rob bank
>Shift again
>Disguise myself as a women
>Move to Denmark
>Live there for fifteen years
>Move back to the states
>Go on a spree of bank robberies
>Shift into a different person each time
>Do this until I amass a small fortune
>Shift one last time
>Buy a nice house in the suburbs
>Live out the rest of my life in comfort
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#19 - .....I'm ashamed to ask this but do you have the source?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2013 on Left 4 Dead Dump 0
#172 - No you did not. But seriously that was nagging me from the ver… 08/27/2013 on Dragx's Puzzle 0
#170 - Well can you tell us what the answer was? I have a suspicion t…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Dragx's Puzzle 0
User avatar #171 - dragx (08/27/2013) [-]
Did I give you the answer previously..? Cause that is correct. I will be maing more and more of these puzzles.
User avatar #172 - dashandsmash (08/27/2013) [-]
No you did not. But seriously that was nagging me from the very beginning.
#168 - Well did anyone get the Medal of Honor one?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Dragx's Puzzle 0
User avatar #169 - dragx (08/27/2013) [-]
HAHA no it was a pretty good question. have you checked out my other puzzle ( I gave away the sims 3 starter pack). Im doing another puzzle today so be warned.
User avatar #170 - dashandsmash (08/27/2013) [-]
Well can you tell us what the answer was? I have a suspicion that it has something to do with the medic not having gloves on when he operates on heavy but he puts them on when he goes out to the battle.
User avatar #171 - dragx (08/27/2013) [-]
Did I give you the answer previously..? Cause that is correct. I will be maing more and more of these puzzles.
User avatar #172 - dashandsmash (08/27/2013) [-]
No you did not. But seriously that was nagging me from the very beginning.
#163 - Guess number 2: He has the Loch Ness Monsters heart in a fridge. 08/27/2013 on Dragx's Puzzle 0
#161 - Nope people have already guessed that. 08/27/2013 on Dragx's Puzzle 0
#160 - (MEDAL OF HONOR) Guess Number 1: Hmmm I think the most log…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on Dragx's Puzzle 0
User avatar #163 - dashandsmash (08/27/2013) [-]
Guess number 2: He has the Loch Ness Monsters heart in a fridge.
#11 - Picture 08/25/2013 on this is not a repost +1
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2013 on (untitled) +2
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#7 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Lightning bolt! +10
User avatar #11 - impressiveusername (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm not trolling, I'm being a dumbfuck.

I spend 48 hours a day, eight days a week on the Brony board.
#19 - butterisgood (08/25/2013) [-]
#8 - sinery (08/25/2013) [-]
Have this.
#13 - Come Late And Start Sleeping 08/25/2013 on Afer I arrive to school. 0
#5 - Not even the Dovahfinn one? 08/24/2013 on Doom Time 0
#3 - What about these?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Doom Time +2
User avatar #4 - macabrealucard (08/24/2013) [-]
Nope! ;p
User avatar #5 - dashandsmash (08/24/2013) [-]
Not even the Dovahfinn one?
#6 - I think that this explains my feelings towards this. 08/24/2013 on They Don't know Why its Funny 0
#3 - Picture 08/23/2013 on What time is it? +4
#3 - COMMENCING ARCHER GIF THREAD/  [+] (31 new replies) 08/23/2013 on Archer +42
User avatar #74 - Namezone (08/23/2013) [-]
i keep wondering if it's cancelled, can't find anything out, been far too long since the last episode...i want more kreiger...
User avatar #88 - incest (08/23/2013) [-]
Oh, don't worry. They're coming out with a fourth season.

Premieres Thursday, September 15 @10:30pm

(I am unaware of which timezone that is, but most likely PST or EST)
User avatar #95 - Namezone (08/23/2013) [-]
this is the best thing i've ever gotten from incest.

#67 - sanguinesolitude (08/23/2013) [-]
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#57 - sanguinesolitude (08/23/2013) [-]
i love krieger
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#34 - bcsaint (08/23/2013) [-]
amazingly enough i have gotten a lot of use out of this gif
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#13 - chrisstineline (08/23/2013) [-]
NO!
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#2 - How the hell did he set his food on fire?! 08/23/2013 on How to eat with chopsticks +1
#14 - Picture 08/22/2013 on dammut bobby +2
#18 - Picture 08/22/2013 on Oh shit! +9
#6 - Okay I'm going to call ******** on that. That guy… 08/19/2013 on nope +19
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#11 - dogsonalog (06/22/2014) [-]
Hello
User avatar #3 - roll (11/25/2013) [-]
heloo
User avatar #4 to #3 - dashandsmash ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Who are you and what do you want?
User avatar #5 to #4 - roll (11/25/2013) [-]
im roll
u mentioned me
User avatar #6 to #5 - dashandsmash ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Wait when did I! Oh yeah it happened when I messed up trying to Roll
User avatar #7 to #6 - roll (11/25/2013) [-]
so hello how r u
User avatar #8 to #7 - dashandsmash ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
I good how are you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - roll (11/25/2013) [-]
im good
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