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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:2/10/2013
Last Login:11/26/2014
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Comment Ranking:#13891
Highest Content Rank:#9417
Highest Comment Rank:#1524
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 55% (55/100)
Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower
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Total Comments Made:1108
FJ Points:2884
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#30 - Meh everyone else is doing it I might as well. This is lightes… 10/13/2013 on Zombie Infection Gear 0
#11 - I think it's pretty obvious what one I'll chose ALL … 10/13/2013 on Choices Choices Choices +2
#58 - Well I'm going to call him Sasuque 10/12/2013 on Brain Blast 0
#350 - Predator 10/10/2013 on Go on then. 0
#285 - stabbed by a blue alarm clock. twelve inches deep in the foot … 10/10/2013 on How fucked are you? 0
#272 - Home Alone 10/10/2013 on Go on then. +4
#20 - Step one: Acquire a midget Step two: Arm him with a hand f… 10/09/2013 on Prank War 2013. +2
#61 - MFW All of them 10/08/2013 on Damn it Sakura... 0
#35 - Aww hell no I'm not falling for that one again! 10/06/2013 on Organic Fleshlight +3
#3 - I think that our reflection in water is from a world where you… 09/05/2013 on Mirror Mirror 0
#13 - Yea the time will come when the world will crumble at your fee… 09/04/2013 on wait you read the title? +1
#31 - Comment deleted 09/03/2013 on Look. 0
#30 - Here you go  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2013 on Look. +2
User avatar #32 - snoopi (09/03/2013) [-]
Thanks for this. Someone pissed me off today really badly so I might need it.
#29 - Terribly sorry about that I'll get to finding a bigger version…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Look. +2
#30 - dashandsmash (09/03/2013) [-]
Here you go
User avatar #32 - snoopi (09/03/2013) [-]
Thanks for this. Someone pissed me off today really badly so I might need it.
#23 - Hmmm...now which one should I use?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Look. 0
#28 - sequel (09/03/2013) [-]
Choices are limited, can't read half of them.
#31 - dashandsmash has deleted their comment.
User avatar #29 - dashandsmash (09/03/2013) [-]
Terribly sorry about that I'll get to finding a bigger version right away.
#30 - dashandsmash (09/03/2013) [-]
Here you go
User avatar #32 - snoopi (09/03/2013) [-]
Thanks for this. Someone pissed me off today really badly so I might need it.
#19 - Aww man now I feel bad.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2013 on -2
User avatar #27 - nottagif (09/03/2013) [-]
why? suddenly, portals.
#15 - The Irony being that the picture breaks the fourth wall itself…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/02/2013 on 0
#17 - sinery (09/02/2013) [-]
Bouncing through...
#19 - dashandsmash (09/02/2013) [-]
Aww man now I feel bad.
User avatar #27 - nottagif (09/03/2013) [-]
why? suddenly, portals.
#24 - Comment deleted 08/31/2013 on Get it? 0
#63 - **dashandsmash rolled a random image posted in comment #11 … 08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll 0
#62 - Comment deleted 08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll 0
#30 - Cont* >Shift into something that could slip into a hous…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on Jail 0
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#29 - Alright here comes some complex **** . >For…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2013 on Jail 0
User avatar #30 - dashandsmash (08/31/2013) [-]
Cont*
>Shift into something that could slip into a house undetected
>Wait until owners fall asleep
>Steal a pair of clothes
>Put them on
>Leave the house
>Purchase gun
>Buy ski mask
>Rob bank
>Shift again
>Disguise myself as a women
>Move to Denmark
>Live there for fifteen years
>Move back to the states
>Go on a spree of bank robberies
>Shift into a different person each time
>Do this until I amass a small fortune
>Shift one last time
>Buy a nice house in the suburbs
>Live out the rest of my life in comfort
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#19 - .....I'm ashamed to ask this but do you have the source?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2013 on Left 4 Dead Dump 0
#172 - No you did not. But seriously that was nagging me from the ver… 08/27/2013 on Dragx's Puzzle 0
#170 - Well can you tell us what the answer was? I have a suspicion t…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Dragx's Puzzle 0
User avatar #171 - dragx (08/27/2013) [-]
Did I give you the answer previously..? Cause that is correct. I will be maing more and more of these puzzles.
User avatar #172 - dashandsmash (08/27/2013) [-]
No you did not. But seriously that was nagging me from the very beginning.
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#11 - dogsonalog (06/22/2014) [-]
Hello
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User avatar #3 - roll (11/25/2013) [-]
heloo
User avatar #4 to #3 - dashandsmash (11/25/2013) [-]
Who are you and what do you want?
User avatar #5 to #4 - roll (11/25/2013) [-]
im roll
u mentioned me
User avatar #6 to #5 - dashandsmash (11/25/2013) [-]
Wait when did I! Oh yeah it happened when I messed up trying to Roll
User avatar #7 to #6 - roll (11/25/2013) [-]
so hello how r u
User avatar #8 to #7 - dashandsmash (11/25/2013) [-]
I good how are you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - roll (11/25/2013) [-]
im good
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