Presumably you came on the steamer? Surely a plane would be unable to take-off under the weight of a fully grown Americlap.

You'd think so but no. American aerospace engineering is top notch.

Is that why you yanks clap whenever a flight you're on lands? Is it because the super high-tec wizardry you've designed to carry you fat bastards requires much more skill from the pilot than on an ordinary plane?

I'm learning a lot about your species today.

Was 9/11 caused by not enough people clapping? Is that why all planes in America were grounded... because not enough people were clapping on that day? Damn, son.

That was a hijacking, you dip. Had nothing to do with structural integrity at all.

But as an uneducated european, it was my understanding that George Bush climbed up into his big blue plane, and ordered all other planes to be grounded due to there not being enough clapping. He then privately contacted two planes and asked them to keep flying, but they ran out of claps and plummeted into the world trade centre.Then Barack Obama, Mitt Romney and Trump were all like "Damn mexicans, flying into our towers" and then politics happened.

Nearly. The two planes that remained airborne were hijacked were steered into the towers. Normally, sheer spirit of passengers and business people would've strengthened both the towers and the planes, so that the planes would simply ricochet off the buildings. However the planes had several non-american jihadist with no shred of love for America. This caused the planes to explode upon impact and the tower to collapse despite jet fuel's inability to melt steel beams. The rest is true though.

It isnt just structural integrity which keeps jet fuel from melting beams. It is also love. Love of country and love of God.

Is it true that McDonalds funded the terrorists, in an attempt to strengthen the spirit of the red white and blue, and that Obama's real name is actually amabO?

Burgers wanted to remove kebab, but soon realized that they come from the same animal and that burgers=kebab. Our president's name is Denzel Washington.

and even worse new for you. There's not much rule 34 of this chick

nope nothing worse than the content and I haven't been banned for it so I guess it's ok

and even worse new for you. There's not much rule 34 of this chick

EU is best country at the USA's north coast.

that would be WWIII

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3343215/Boos-shouts-shame-minute-s-silence-anti-war-protestors-outside-parliament-MPs-vote-bomb-ISIS-Syria.html

bombing syria i think

tbh the h1 in beige looks cool, yes.

Yeah, or: everybody knows that he uses reversed psychology by buying a feminine car so everyone think he has a long john, but in reality he has not. OR he knows that too.

Maybe the guy just likes hummers because they're cool machines (H2-3 are shit imho)?

tbh the h1 in beige looks cool, yes.

You write like an American, but have hatrid of the god-damned fucking M25... What are you?

A yank who visited england.

Presumably you came on the steamer? Surely a plane would be unable to take-off under the weight of a fully grown Americlap.

You'd think so but no. American aerospace engineering is top notch.

Is that why you yanks clap whenever a flight you're on lands? Is it because the super high-tec wizardry you've designed to carry you fat bastards requires much more skill from the pilot than on an ordinary plane?

I'm learning a lot about your species today.

Was 9/11 caused by not enough people clapping? Is that why all planes in America were grounded... because not enough people were clapping on that day? Damn, son.

That was a hijacking, you dip. Had nothing to do with structural integrity at all.

But as an uneducated european, it was my understanding that George Bush climbed up into his big blue plane, and ordered all other planes to be grounded due to there not being enough clapping. He then privately contacted two planes and asked them to keep flying, but they ran out of claps and plummeted into the world trade centre.Then Barack Obama, Mitt Romney and Trump were all like "Damn mexicans, flying into our towers" and then politics happened.

Nearly. The two planes that remained airborne were hijacked were steered into the towers. Normally, sheer spirit of passengers and business people would've strengthened both the towers and the planes, so that the planes would simply ricochet off the buildings. However the planes had several non-american jihadist with no shred of love for America. This caused the planes to explode upon impact and the tower to collapse despite jet fuel's inability to melt steel beams. The rest is true though.

It isnt just structural integrity which keeps jet fuel from melting beams. It is also love. Love of country and love of God.

Is it true that McDonalds funded the terrorists, in an attempt to strengthen the spirit of the red white and blue, and that Obama's real name is actually amabO?

Burgers wanted to remove kebab, but soon realized that they come from the same animal and that burgers=kebab. Our president's name is Denzel Washington.

anti war protests in UK. protesters performed a "die in" and laid down in th street, blocking traffic. one woman crawled under that truck and had to be drug out by police

what war is the UK currently involved in?

that would be WWIII

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3343215/Boos-shouts-shame-minute-s-silence-anti-war-protestors-outside-parliament-MPs-vote-bomb-ISIS-Syria.html

bombing syria i think

someone dropped their car keys

Looks like they're paying tribute to DAF the truck god.
May he run eternal.
Those who drive in his name, drive with him.
The children of DAF will result in much gasoline in the afterlife.
All infidels shall be cut off on a 2-lane highway at 70 miles per hour.
May they rot on the fucking M25.

You write like an American, but have hatrid of the god-damned fucking M25... What are you?

A yank who visited england.

Presumably you came on the steamer? Surely a plane would be unable to take-off under the weight of a fully grown Americlap.

You'd think so but no. American aerospace engineering is top notch.

Is that why you yanks clap whenever a flight you're on lands? Is it because the super high-tec wizardry you've designed to carry you fat bastards requires much more skill from the pilot than on an ordinary plane?

I'm learning a lot about your species today.

Was 9/11 caused by not enough people clapping? Is that why all planes in America were grounded... because not enough people were clapping on that day? Damn, son.

That was a hijacking, you dip. Had nothing to do with structural integrity at all.

But as an uneducated european, it was my understanding that George Bush climbed up into his big blue plane, and ordered all other planes to be grounded due to there not being enough clapping. He then privately contacted two planes and asked them to keep flying, but they ran out of claps and plummeted into the world trade centre.Then Barack Obama, Mitt Romney and Trump were all like "Damn mexicans, flying into our towers" and then politics happened.

Nearly. The two planes that remained airborne were hijacked were steered into the towers. Normally, sheer spirit of passengers and business people would've strengthened both the towers and the planes, so that the planes would simply ricochet off the buildings. However the planes had several non-american jihadist with no shred of love for America. This caused the planes to explode upon impact and the tower to collapse despite jet fuel's inability to melt steel beams. The rest is true though.

It isnt just structural integrity which keeps jet fuel from melting beams. It is also love. Love of country and love of God.

Is it true that McDonalds funded the terrorists, in an attempt to strengthen the spirit of the red white and blue, and that Obama's real name is actually amabO?

Burgers wanted to remove kebab, but soon realized that they come from the same animal and that burgers=kebab. Our president's name is Denzel Washington.

It means that your dick is so small that it turns inside out and becomes a vagina.

You are gay and have a small dick?

If an overly masculine car is a sign of insecurity/shortcoming for a man, then surely a more feminine version of the same car makes it more neutral.

Yeah, or: everybody knows that he uses reversed psychology by buying a feminine car so everyone think he has a long john, but in reality he has not. OR he knows that too.

Maybe the guy just likes hummers because they're cool machines (H2-3 are shit imho)?

tbh the h1 in beige looks cool, yes.

Why they changed it I can't say

people just liked it better that way

New Amsterdam was the dutch though. Because they were actually making a new Amsterdam. That was the dutch, not us.