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#62 - Picture	12/05/2015 on Anon's gf cheats on him	+2
#37 - Are you seriously gonna tell me those things without providing sauce? [+] (1 new reply)	12/05/2015 on What Have We Done?	+1
#38 - urapooper (12/05/2015) [-] myanimelist.net/anime/11933/Oda_Nobuna_no_Yabou. read the light novel if you want more
#47 - Stop shooting up our cities, arsehoel!	12/05/2015 on its a feature	0
#88 - We put them all in congress. [+] (1 new reply)	12/05/2015 on isis special forces	+21
#96 - chaosraptor (12/05/2015) [-]
#5 - seriously tho I want an english version of kanncolle.	12/05/2015 on What Have We Done?	+1
#4 - They even disrespect their own ancestors whit these perverse m… [+] (18 new replies)	12/05/2015 on What Have We Done?	+25
#104 - lostreticale (12/05/2015) [-] I wonder if they have sexually fantasies of the atom bombs >.> I mean they haven't nearly been fucked as hard as that before #111 - dasbrot (12/05/2015) [-] Japan is a magical place. #131 - lennylorenzo (12/07/2015) [-] So that's where the anime started #82 - sarcasticone (12/05/2015) [-] That one in the swimming stuff....isn't she the one that gets mouth fucked by a popsickle? Shit was cash. #83 - dasbrot (12/05/2015) [-] Different show. #85 - sarcasticone (12/05/2015) [-] *sarcasticone used "roll picture"* sarcasticone rolled image...oh my bad. your post made me horny and I was in the midst of looking for porn and I heard the ding. Awkkward.jk it's OK bb #36 - urapooper (12/05/2015) [-] not gonna lie I thought you were going to reference that anime where the shengouko era character were turned to females with big tiddies #37 - dasbrot (12/05/2015) [-] Are you seriously gonna tell me those things without providing sauce? #38 - urapooper (12/05/2015) [-] myanimelist.net/anime/11933/Oda_Nobuna_no_Yabou. read the light novel if you want more #15 - ashesllashes (12/05/2015) [-] why no American, especially considering they won #44 - anon (12/05/2015) [-] Because you can't do this sexy piece of ship justice with a cartoon. #87 - dasbrot (12/05/2015) [-] "Never underestimate your opponent." -Sun Tzu #73 - cigma (12/05/2015) [-] >implying #22 - captanyonomus (12/05/2015) [-] Because butthurt nationalism, most of the 'abyssal ships' the enemies are named after naval battles, the majority of which were won by rimarily American forces. #128 - criscowarrior (12/06/2015) [-] Salty Japanese culture is usually very salty. #101 - fishandkids (12/05/2015) [-] With the exception of the final episode Which was based on what was a bloodbath on both sides , as far as I'm aware, it was close to historicly accurate. #105 - lostreticale (12/05/2015) [-] its anime, nothing is historicly accurate #5 - dasbrot (12/05/2015) [-] seriously tho I want an english version of kanncolle.
#19 - metalgeeeeeeaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr!	12/05/2015 on rock bottom	0
#57 - Young Maidens and German Armored Tracked Vehicles.	12/05/2015 on German soldier	+4
#26 - Sei froh, alte junge. At least you're not Brazilian. … [+] (10 new replies)	12/04/2015 on German soldier	+49
#110 - davenger (12/05/2015) [-] Ah the glorious Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus, 170 tons of heavy metal fury. #111 - davenger (12/05/2015) [-] *188 Tons #66 - neeeeee (12/05/2015) [-] MFW im both brazillian and german #68 - mangostormlegend (12/05/2015) [-] How did you feel during the last FIFA World Cup final? #71 - neeeeee (12/05/2015) [-] I was 100% for Germany. My father did not approve #48 - kalopsia (12/04/2015) [-] sauce pls #69 - germanjoe (12/05/2015) [-] www.google.de/?gws_rd=ssl#safe=off&q=girls+and+panzer have fun ^^ #64 - bagofshenanigans (12/05/2015) [-] Mädchen and Medium Tank #57 - dasbrot (12/05/2015) [-] Young Maidens and German Armored Tracked Vehicles. #55 - gerfox (12/05/2015) [-] 2014 World Cup Semi Final between Germany and Brazil.
#22 - student appts be like...	12/04/2015 on ingenious engine	+2
#154 - *dasbrot used "roll picture"* *dasbrot rolled image …	12/04/2015 on Stop what you were doing...	0
#175 - >pc and a macbook [+] (1 new reply)	12/04/2015 on Consoles vs PCs	+8
#206 - dajewishmankey (12/04/2015) [-] >>#171,
#48 - Jesus I thought he flew over the horizon.	12/04/2015 on Man trampled by bouncing tire	+3
#97 - Picture	12/04/2015 on Dem feels	0
#5 - I CAN SEE FOREVER	12/04/2015 on Fuck sleep	0
#70 - Picture	12/04/2015 on Dank Anime Weebms Part 37	+1
#21 - Burgers wanted to remove kebab, but soon realized that they co…	12/04/2015 on Meanwhile in England	0
#78 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)	12/03/2015 on No Joke In title	+3
#79 - doctadoc (12/03/2015) [-] Meh, I guess it was clear in the content that it was his wife, so it was an okay mistake, lol
#19 - Nearly. The two planes that remained airborne were hijacked we… [+] (3 new replies)	12/03/2015 on Meanwhile in England	0
#22 - beams (12/04/2015) [-] It isnt just structural integrity which keeps jet fuel from melting beams. It is also love. Love of country and love of God. #20 - thefictionalboard (12/04/2015) [-] Is it true that McDonalds funded the terrorists, in an attempt to strengthen the spirit of the red white and blue, and that Obama's real name is actually amabO? #21 - dasbrot (12/04/2015) [-] Burgers wanted to remove kebab, but soon realized that they come from the same animal and that burgers=kebab. Our president's name is Denzel Washington.
#17 - That was a hijacking, you dip. Had nothing to do with structur… [+] (5 new replies)	12/03/2015 on Meanwhile in England	0
#18 - thefictionalboard (12/03/2015) [-] But as an uneducated european, it was my understanding that George Bush climbed up into his big blue plane, and ordered all other planes to be grounded due to there not being enough clapping. He then privately contacted two planes and asked them to keep flying, but they ran out of claps and plummeted into the world trade centre.Then Barack Obama, Mitt Romney and Trump were all like "Damn mexicans, flying into our towers" and then politics happened. #19 - dasbrot (12/03/2015) [-] Nearly. The two planes that remained airborne were hijacked were steered into the towers. Normally, sheer spirit of passengers and business people would've strengthened both the towers and the planes, so that the planes would simply ricochet off the buildings. However the planes had several non-american jihadist with no shred of love for America. This caused the planes to explode upon impact and the tower to collapse despite jet fuel's inability to melt steel beams. The rest is true though. #22 - beams (12/04/2015) [-] It isnt just structural integrity which keeps jet fuel from melting beams. It is also love. Love of country and love of God. #20 - thefictionalboard (12/04/2015) [-] Is it true that McDonalds funded the terrorists, in an attempt to strengthen the spirit of the red white and blue, and that Obama's real name is actually amabO? #21 - dasbrot (12/04/2015) [-] Burgers wanted to remove kebab, but soon realized that they come from the same animal and that burgers=kebab. Our president's name is Denzel Washington.
#15 - You see our aircraft have a unique characteristic: the structu… [+] (7 new replies)	12/03/2015 on Meanwhile in England	0
#16 - thefictionalboard (12/03/2015) [-] Was 9/11 caused by not enough people clapping? Is that why all planes in America were grounded... because not enough people were clapping on that day? Damn, son. #17 - dasbrot (12/03/2015) [-] That was a hijacking, you dip. Had nothing to do with structural integrity at all. #18 - thefictionalboard (12/03/2015) [-] But as an uneducated european, it was my understanding that George Bush climbed up into his big blue plane, and ordered all other planes to be grounded due to there not being enough clapping. He then privately contacted two planes and asked them to keep flying, but they ran out of claps and plummeted into the world trade centre.Then Barack Obama, Mitt Romney and Trump were all like "Damn mexicans, flying into our towers" and then politics happened. #19 - dasbrot (12/03/2015) [-] Nearly. The two planes that remained airborne were hijacked were steered into the towers. Normally, sheer spirit of passengers and business people would've strengthened both the towers and the planes, so that the planes would simply ricochet off the buildings. However the planes had several non-american jihadist with no shred of love for America. This caused the planes to explode upon impact and the tower to collapse despite jet fuel's inability to melt steel beams. The rest is true though. #22 - beams (12/04/2015) [-] It isnt just structural integrity which keeps jet fuel from melting beams. It is also love. Love of country and love of God. #20 - thefictionalboard (12/04/2015) [-] Is it true that McDonalds funded the terrorists, in an attempt to strengthen the spirit of the red white and blue, and that Obama's real name is actually amabO? #21 - dasbrot (12/04/2015) [-] Burgers wanted to remove kebab, but soon realized that they come from the same animal and that burgers=kebab. Our president's name is Denzel Washington.
#13 - You'd think so but no. American aerospace engineering is top notch. [+] (9 new replies)	12/03/2015 on Meanwhile in England	0
#14 - thefictionalboard (12/03/2015) [-] Is that why you yanks clap whenever a flight you're on lands? Is it because the super high-tec wizardry you've designed to carry you fat bastards requires much more skill from the pilot than on an ordinary plane? I'm learning a lot about your species today. #15 - dasbrot (12/03/2015) [-] You see our aircraft have a unique characteristic: the structural integrity of the airframe is heavily fortified by bouts of applause and patriotism. This is a feature that dates back to the Wright Flyers. During landing, an airplane undergoes immense stresses from gravity and the sheer mass of itself and it's payload. To prevent structural damage, we Americans clap in triumph at another flight well done to reinforce the aircraft for the next mission of liberty and justice. #16 - thefictionalboard (12/03/2015) [-] Was 9/11 caused by not enough people clapping? Is that why all planes in America were grounded... because not enough people were clapping on that day? Damn, son. #17 - dasbrot (12/03/2015) [-] That was a hijacking, you dip. Had nothing to do with structural integrity at all. #18 - thefictionalboard (12/03/2015) [-] But as an uneducated european, it was my understanding that George Bush climbed up into his big blue plane, and ordered all other planes to be grounded due to there not being enough clapping. He then privately contacted two planes and asked them to keep flying, but they ran out of claps and plummeted into the world trade centre.Then Barack Obama, Mitt Romney and Trump were all like "Damn mexicans, flying into our towers" and then politics happened. #19 - dasbrot (12/03/2015) [-] Nearly. The two planes that remained airborne were hijacked were steered into the towers. Normally, sheer spirit of passengers and business people would've strengthened both the towers and the planes, so that the planes would simply ricochet off the buildings. However the planes had several non-american jihadist with no shred of love for America. This caused the planes to explode upon impact and the tower to collapse despite jet fuel's inability to melt steel beams. The rest is true though. #22 - beams (12/04/2015) [-] It isnt just structural integrity which keeps jet fuel from melting beams. It is also love. Love of country and love of God. #20 - thefictionalboard (12/04/2015) [-] Is it true that McDonalds funded the terrorists, in an attempt to strengthen the spirit of the red white and blue, and that Obama's real name is actually amabO? #21 - dasbrot (12/04/2015) [-] Burgers wanted to remove kebab, but soon realized that they come from the same animal and that burgers=kebab. Our president's name is Denzel Washington.
#149 - GAMBATTE MUMEN RIDER	12/03/2015 on Unlicensed Cyclist	+1
#2 - Picture [+] (2 new replies)	12/03/2015 on rekt	+66
#67 - EpicTie (12/04/2015) [-] fuck yea, arrested development #54 - ledd (12/04/2015) [-] Indeed, dasbrot, indeed
#64 - "I say, it appears you gentlemen are preparing for a fes… [+] (7 new replies)	12/03/2015 on No Joke In title	+116
#83 - unfitninjuh (12/04/2015) [-] Thread theme #71 - doctadoc (12/03/2015) [-] You forgot to mention it was his wife... #78 - dasbrot (12/03/2015) [-] #79 - doctadoc (12/03/2015) [-] Meh, I guess it was clear in the content that it was his wife, so it was an okay mistake, lol #68 - csgtsheep (12/03/2015) [-] Good job sir. Good job. I believe I now understand everything. #66 - arolexion (12/03/2015) [-] Remind me to buy your book. #65 - authvin (12/03/2015) [-] That was kinda brilliant, gotta admit.