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#59 - Sooo...whores and ugly fat chicks? 10/16/2014 on There are 2 types of girls... 0
#10 - proof that there are not 2 midgets  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on New Super Mario Bros looks... 0
User avatar #11 - shadowstepone (06/26/2014) [-]
because i dont think kim kardashian is a midget, and not many other people want to have black balls in their face for days.
#5 - It's his fist damn... his fist is 1 pixel higher... 06/19/2014 on game logic > every other logic 0
#277 - Explain this (pic related) The Frog Prince was origin…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Disney Whitewashing +1
User avatar #306 - AnonymousWraith (06/12/2014) [-]
In the film's defense, remember that there is a pre-existed story in the movie called "The Frog Prince" which is both read to Tiana and Lotte as children and later mentioned by Naveen. In the storybook, the prince and princess are both white and have the stereotypical storybook look. The film is called "The Princess and the Frog" which, I'll admit did upset me at first because as a fairytale enthusiast I found it too close to "The Princess and the Pea" but eh, I'm over it. The film does not share the exact name of its original fairytale, much like many other Disney films which are different even in the slightest from theirs. They wanted and needed more diversity (as a brown chick myself- philipino- I'm DYING for them to make a tropical island princess or something that I can cosplay accurately as). The time era isn't even like the original fairytale because it takes place in a more modern age which I assumed was in the early 1900's or so. So even though this film isnt an exact retelling of the original fairytale like most of Disney's first princess movies, it really works.
User avatar #300 - seras (06/12/2014) [-]
Well, it was not written by them. The Grimm brothers just collected the stories. Even they said that that tale was old as shit.
User avatar #295 - kaiizel (06/12/2014) [-]
It isn't our fault black people can't write fantasy for shit.
User avatar #293 - lolzponies (06/12/2014) [-]
marketing becuase people were bitching about Disney "whitewashing"
User avatar #284 - whereisaname (06/12/2014) [-]
Well crocodiles are cool..
And black jazz people...
And swamps...
#280 - butakun (06/12/2014) [-]
True, but for a more marketable, modernized version of the story, they went with the New Orleans Jazz setting... for which it made a certain amount of sense to have their female lead be black.

The operative word in that statement being "marketable."
#95 - Well, maybe there are still people who don't have any prejudic… 05/23/2014 on My Brother Went to Prom 0
#15 - Biff Tannen anyone? 04/10/2014 on I swear from the moon and... +1
#36 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on Not a penguin 0
#40 - monsterderp (04/09/2014) [-]
#23 - Nah in Germany it would be the drivers fault. (Just by law) …  [+] (17 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Paintful -4
User avatar #89 - atomschlumpf (03/10/2014) [-]
This applies only when the bus has the warning lights turned on
#29 - terminalinfinity (03/10/2014) [-]
Fuck school zones. You wonder why there are so many stupid people? Its because, as humans, we've done all we can to eliminate natural selection from our species. We are the only species that accommodates the weak.

If there are people like this who get hit and killed - good. Thats one less retard clogging the system. Let people take themselves out of the gene pool.

Pic semi-related. One of the types of assholes I would like to see eliminated by their own stupidity.
#148 - taurusguy (03/10/2014) [-]
I ride a bike yet i use the sidewalks most of the time, mostly because i dont have the power nor speed of a car so i would just block them.
#67 - fefe (03/10/2014) [-]
You forget one thing. We didn't eliminate all the ways for stupid people to die to protect them.

Stupid people don't die.

We did it because they kept killing the non stupid people in their accidents. Don't put them in a life or death situation, they'll get out of it by killing you on accident!
User avatar #58 - therealtjthemedic (03/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #32 - WtfStrawberries (03/10/2014) [-]
This argument would also be great for steven hawking, and people similar.
He's weak physically, thus he deserves to die.
User avatar #33 - dabugman (03/10/2014) [-]
he never said anything about being physically weak, just stupid...
#35 - dabugman has deleted their comment.
User avatar #34 - WtfStrawberries (03/10/2014) [-]
>we are the only species that accommodates to the weak
If we didnt, both would die.
User avatar #128 - commontroll (03/10/2014) [-]
As humans, our greatest trait is our intelligence. If we don't have that, we are weak and have nothing to offer. Animals have brute strength and speed, we have our brains. Just like the cheetah that is slower than the others would die off, our stupid people should die off, or learn from their experiences, as the consequences of running into a street without looking is oftentimes painful.
User avatar #37 - dabugman (03/10/2014) [-]
since when does weak specifically have a physical connotation?
User avatar #110 - wallbuilder (03/10/2014) [-]
"That guy's weak."
"Oh, so he's unintelligent?"

Said no-one ever.
#38 - WtfStrawberries (03/10/2014) [-]
Natural selection. If you can not take care of yourself then you die. The stupid cant take care of themselves. Disabled people cant take care of themselves. They would both die.
User avatar #39 - WtfStrawberries (03/10/2014) [-]
this what terminalinfinity was talking about. This is what natural selection means, why should other people take care of others, anyways?
#137 - fefe (03/10/2014) [-]
So I guess you've never helped or been helped by anyone in your entire life?

Edgy, dude. Edgy.
User avatar #126 - problematique (03/10/2014) [-]
Em.. Because we're people?
User avatar #151 - WtfStrawberries (03/10/2014) [-]
It was sarcasm? What i said was basically what the original guy i was commenting to meant. Others shouldnt help anyone because they're too stupid to take care of themselves.
#50 - Imagine Johnny Depp acting Scar... 02/19/2014 on Lion King Characters as People 0
#11 - Schindler's grocery List 01/16/2014 on Add one Word 0
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