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darthsalias

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Gender: male
Age: 19
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X-box Gamertag: Rawk118
Date Signed Up:12/02/2011
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#17644 - or im like the son of posiden or somthing cus i fukken love water  [+] (29 new replies) 05/22/2015 on therealfishyxander's profile 0
#17645 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
oh my a little percy jackson.
#17646 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
i like water. like ...alot. like yea.
#17647 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
alright then Percy, any particular reason for your visit this fine morning?
#17649 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
noh just hai
#17652 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
oh my an actual visitor, I should have done some cleaning
#17653 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
#17654 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
not giving some fuel to the sleeping vehicle is mean, I bet it wanted to play too.
so cruel.
#17657 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
she just sleepy silly
User avatar #17659 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
but, she's part machine, I can tell!
where's the limit between man and machine, does she need oil change every other month?
#17661 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
nohnoh silly thats just gear they human silly
#17664 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
I never really looked into what the source of those characters is all about.
User avatar #17667 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
ehm
User avatar #17668 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
lol link didnt work
User avatar #17669 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
seems like it
User avatar #17648 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
nymph is gud too
#17650 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
Nicknames are fun.
Nymphsalias
#17651 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
yeh
User avatar #17655 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
not really my forté, but I take the chance when I see it
User avatar #17656 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
#17658 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
do you have some issues coming up with a subject?

no need to be shy, you have to actually try to get me upset.
#17660 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
nah im gettn pretty sleepy. i got work in 5 1/2 hours
#17662 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
well in that case you should head to sleep, I won't be going anywhere any time soon.
User avatar #17663 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
ohkay
User avatar #17670 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
I KNEW IT WAS TOO EASY
SLEEP
User avatar #17671 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
but im hhuuuuuuuuuuuuungy
User avatar #17672 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
the brain mistakes being tired for being hungry once you stay up long enough.
so go to bed instead of eating.
User avatar #17673 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
T.T
User avatar #17665 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
that was surprisingly easy, good night
#255989 - k 05/22/2015 on medewu always wrong board +1
#17642 - i-i-i-im a nymph?  [+] (31 new replies) 05/22/2015 on therealfishyxander's profile 0
#17643 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
well your stomachache recovered from a shower right?
a shower is a modern kind of spring no?
nymphs live by springs, so I made the parallel.
#17644 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
or im like the son of posiden or somthing cus i fukken love water
#17645 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
oh my a little percy jackson.
#17646 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
i like water. like ...alot. like yea.
#17647 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
alright then Percy, any particular reason for your visit this fine morning?
#17649 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
noh just hai
#17652 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
oh my an actual visitor, I should have done some cleaning
#17653 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
#17654 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
not giving some fuel to the sleeping vehicle is mean, I bet it wanted to play too.
so cruel.
#17657 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
she just sleepy silly
User avatar #17659 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
but, she's part machine, I can tell!
where's the limit between man and machine, does she need oil change every other month?
#17661 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
nohnoh silly thats just gear they human silly
#17664 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
I never really looked into what the source of those characters is all about.
User avatar #17667 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
ehm
User avatar #17668 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
lol link didnt work
User avatar #17669 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
seems like it
User avatar #17648 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
nymph is gud too
#17650 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
Nicknames are fun.
Nymphsalias
#17651 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
yeh
User avatar #17655 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
not really my forté, but I take the chance when I see it
User avatar #17656 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
#17658 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
do you have some issues coming up with a subject?

no need to be shy, you have to actually try to get me upset.
#17660 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
nah im gettn pretty sleepy. i got work in 5 1/2 hours
#17662 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
well in that case you should head to sleep, I won't be going anywhere any time soon.
User avatar #17663 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
ohkay
User avatar #17670 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
I KNEW IT WAS TOO EASY
SLEEP
User avatar #17671 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
but im hhuuuuuuuuuuuuungy
User avatar #17672 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
the brain mistakes being tired for being hungry once you stay up long enough.
so go to bed instead of eating.
User avatar #17673 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
T.T
User avatar #17665 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
that was surprisingly easy, good night
#255984 - >> #255980 , 05/22/2015 on medewu always wrong board +3
#17640 - Picture  [+] (36 new replies) 05/22/2015 on therealfishyxander's profile 0
User avatar #17674 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
yeah, either you don't lie about going to sleep and keep talking to me or you do as you say you will and get rest for a day at work.
#17675 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
#17676 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
are you in a pickle Nymphy?
getting ready for work includes showers.
there, now you're motivated.
a little.
#17641 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
is something the matter nymph?
#17642 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
i-i-i-im a nymph?
#17643 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
well your stomachache recovered from a shower right?
a shower is a modern kind of spring no?
nymphs live by springs, so I made the parallel.
#17644 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
or im like the son of posiden or somthing cus i fukken love water
#17645 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
oh my a little percy jackson.
#17646 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
i like water. like ...alot. like yea.
#17647 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
alright then Percy, any particular reason for your visit this fine morning?
#17649 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
noh just hai
#17652 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
oh my an actual visitor, I should have done some cleaning
#17653 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
#17654 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
not giving some fuel to the sleeping vehicle is mean, I bet it wanted to play too.
so cruel.
#17657 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
she just sleepy silly
User avatar #17659 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
but, she's part machine, I can tell!
where's the limit between man and machine, does she need oil change every other month?
#17661 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
nohnoh silly thats just gear they human silly
#17664 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
I never really looked into what the source of those characters is all about.
User avatar #17667 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
ehm
User avatar #17668 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
lol link didnt work
User avatar #17669 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
seems like it
User avatar #17648 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
nymph is gud too
#17650 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
Nicknames are fun.
Nymphsalias
#17651 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
yeh
User avatar #17655 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
not really my forté, but I take the chance when I see it
User avatar #17656 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
#17658 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
do you have some issues coming up with a subject?

no need to be shy, you have to actually try to get me upset.
#17660 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
nah im gettn pretty sleepy. i got work in 5 1/2 hours
#17662 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
well in that case you should head to sleep, I won't be going anywhere any time soon.
User avatar #17663 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
ohkay
User avatar #17670 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
I KNEW IT WAS TOO EASY
SLEEP
User avatar #17671 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
but im hhuuuuuuuuuuuuungy
User avatar #17672 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
the brain mistakes being tired for being hungry once you stay up long enough.
so go to bed instead of eating.
User avatar #17673 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
T.T
User avatar #17665 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
that was surprisingly easy, good night
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#255971 - ok  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on medewu always wrong board 0
User avatar #255986 - misanthrizzle (05/22/2015) [-]
cheeky cvnt
#255969 - i rarely post content but for some reason when i do they usall…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/22/2015 on medewu always wrong board +3
User avatar #255998 - nazo (05/22/2015) [-]
sometimes its about posting at the right tim
User avatar #256000 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
and the right stuff
User avatar #255981 - bizzareslam (05/22/2015) [-]
you have the gift
User avatar #255984 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
>>#255980,
User avatar #255972 - therealfishyxander (05/22/2015) [-]
quality>quantity
#255980 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
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#255945 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2015 on medewu always wrong board 0
User avatar #255964 - misanthrizzle (05/22/2015) [-]
also i really love the black people
User avatar #255971 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
ok
User avatar #255986 - misanthrizzle (05/22/2015) [-]
cheeky cvnt
#255955 - misanthrizzle (05/22/2015) [-]
#186 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2015 on axxein's profile 0
#187 - axxein (05/22/2015) [-]
hi darth! <3
#188 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
#255934 - Picture 05/22/2015 on medewu always wrong board +1
#255929 - Picture 05/22/2015 on medewu always wrong board +1
#255927 - Picture 05/22/2015 on medewu always wrong board +1
#255910 - /sfjs/  [+] (6 new replies) 05/22/2015 on medewu always wrong board +1
#255944 - misanthrizzle (05/22/2015) [-]
#255945 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #255964 - misanthrizzle (05/22/2015) [-]
also i really love the black people
User avatar #255971 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
ok
User avatar #255986 - misanthrizzle (05/22/2015) [-]
cheeky cvnt
#255955 - misanthrizzle (05/22/2015) [-]
#255900 - Picture 05/22/2015 on medewu always wrong board 0
#255856 - nini bedhut 05/22/2015 on medewu always wrong board +2
#528 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on kits's profile 0
#529 - kits (05/22/2015) [-]
Haiii
#255847 - Picture 05/22/2015 on medewu always wrong board +2
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User avatar #255843 - bizzareslam (05/22/2015) [-]
#255847 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
#255788 - Picture 05/22/2015 on medewu always wrong board +1
#255786 - how is it hot showers are a cure for everything i swear to… 05/22/2015 on medewu always wrong board +2
#255771 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2015 on medewu always wrong board +1
#255784 - kaelthor (05/22/2015) [-]
Tripple six five forked tongue
sub atomic penetration rapid fire through your skull
#255788 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
#255762 - hi seal meme bae  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2015 on medewu always wrong board +2
#255836 - bizzareslam (05/22/2015) [-]
hihi robofoxgirlmeme
User avatar #255838 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #255843 - bizzareslam (05/22/2015) [-]
#255847 - darthsalias (05/22/2015) [-]

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#183 - xenxio ONLINE (08/25/2014) [+] (4 replies)
stickied by darthsalias
#359 - therealfishyxander (05/23/2015) [-]
I wasn't going to bed.
I wasn't going to bed.
User avatar #358 - kaelthor ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
WHAT'S WRONG ****** ?
#356 - nelliel ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #354 - Pleinair ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
#353 - nelliel ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
i said HEHEHE
#351 - nelliel ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
hehehe
#348 - nelliel ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
darthsally
me or revvy
#349 to #348 - darthsalias (04/10/2015) [-]
y u do dis to me
#350 to #349 - nelliel ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
heheheheh
#345 - nelliel ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #347 to #346 - nelliel ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
hows it goin
User avatar #344 - nelliel ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
*roll 9*
#342 - marcinthedark (02/14/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#341 - missingthemoontoo (02/11/2015) [-]
Cute profile &lt;3   
Goingtosleepnownight
Cute profile <3
Goingtosleepnownight
User avatar #338 - darthsalias (02/11/2015) [-]
hawke :^)
User avatar #340 to #339 - missingthemoontoo (02/11/2015) [-]
BAHAHAHAHAHA
#335 - nelliel ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
#337 to #336 - nelliel ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
hi dark sally
#327 - nelliel ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
#328 to #327 - darthsalias (02/01/2015) [-]
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
#329 to #328 - nelliel ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
boggle
User avatar #330 to #329 - darthsalias (02/01/2015) [-]
wat
#331 to #330 - nelliel ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
have a good boggle
User avatar #332 to #331 - darthsalias (02/01/2015) [-]
wth is a boggle
#333 to #332 - nelliel ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
a boggle is exactly what you would expect a boggle to be
#316 - nelliel ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
#318 to #317 - nelliel ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
then eat
#320 to #319 - nelliel ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
my ass
User avatar #321 to #320 - darthsalias (12/29/2014) [-]
no pls
User avatar #322 to #321 - nelliel ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
im surprised you didn't see that coming
User avatar #323 to #322 - darthsalias (12/29/2014) [-]
i did
#324 to #323 - nelliel ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
o
#313 - nelliel ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
hi
#315 to #314 - nelliel ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
hab a good day
User avatar #309 - nelliel ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
halibel is cool, and has nice powers and good
#312 to #309 - nelliel ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
oh yeah, one more thing i was high when i wrote this
first high too
i wanted to hug things
...tfw no kid halibel
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