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for anyone complaining about repost...no...i dont take the time to check funnyjunk for things i found elsewhere on the internet. also if you want to blame someone for the content i posted that you didnt like...blame yourself for looking at it! anyways if you're atheist and looking for a good laugh...you've come to the right place.
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#3 - ooooo religious threats...regretfully i have met my makers. th… 15 hours ago on exceptions...lol 0
#4 - why is that bad? i think its rather good that the bible is a c… 16 hours ago on record of people god killed +1
#976 - better than a church id say. at least they use facts and not faith. 05/24/2012 on zlamous's profile 0
#2 - gingers. i win 05/24/2012 on You know your fucked +2
#974 - i was brainwashed into believing in one a long time ago. then …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2012 on zlamous's profile 0
User avatar #975 - zlamous (05/24/2012) [-]
sounds like you were brainwashed by our stupid secular education system. i feel sorry for you
User avatar #976 - darthmidget (05/24/2012) [-]
better than a church id say. at least they use facts and not faith.
#97 - most are. some are deliberately insensitive to make funny comm… 05/24/2012 on darthmidget's profile 0
#972 - i dont. *high five*  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2012 on zlamous's profile 0
User avatar #973 - zlamous (05/24/2012) [-]
everyone has an innate knowledge of God. You are in denial/
User avatar #974 - darthmidget (05/24/2012) [-]
i was brainwashed into believing in one a long time ago. then i realized the world doesnt need one. then i went to school and studied how the world works. discovered it can all occur naturally. we dont know how 100% but we have a theory with lots of evidence to support it. it will never be a fact take note. but neither with gravity. but until transitional fossils and ring species are disproved without using a 2000 year old book full of contradictions and evil sadistic gods, ill stick with continue to observe and think it is the best conclusion thus far.
User avatar #975 - zlamous (05/24/2012) [-]
sounds like you were brainwashed by our stupid secular education system. i feel sorry for you
User avatar #976 - darthmidget (05/24/2012) [-]
better than a church id say. at least they use facts and not faith.
#971 - at first i didnt believe it. but it seems i do have a polar opposite 05/24/2012 on zlamous's profile 0
#95 - is that a bad thing?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2012 on darthmidget's profile 0
User avatar #96 - bossauce (05/24/2012) [-]
Not really, as long as your posts are funny, that is
User avatar #97 - darthmidget (05/24/2012) [-]
most are. some are deliberately insensitive to make funny comment pages...got to have a variety. hell i posted 1 thing that was nice about Buddhism and it was a fucking shitstorm. freekin hilarious!
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User avatar #94 - bossauce (05/23/2012) [-]
You are like the complete opposite of zlamous
Just a little observation
User avatar #95 to #94 - darthmidget (05/24/2012) [-]
is that a bad thing?
User avatar #96 to #95 - bossauce (05/24/2012) [-]
Not really, as long as your posts are funny, that is
User avatar #97 to #96 - darthmidget (05/24/2012) [-]
most are. some are deliberately insensitive to make funny comment pages...got to have a variety. hell i posted 1 thing that was nice about Buddhism and it was a fucking shitstorm. freekin hilarious!
User avatar #91 - boxdrop (05/19/2012) [-]
I was looking through your pictures and one struck my memory. The one linking religion to where your born, jim jefferies does a whole thing about it. If you have not heard him before i believe his stand up would be right down your ally
User avatar #92 to #91 - darthmidget (05/19/2012) [-]
muchas gracias. this will be an interesting thing to look up. thanks for the info.
User avatar #93 to #92 - boxdrop (05/19/2012) [-]
Not a problem, if you feel the motivation i got a couple videos on my page from him
#87 - Turtleboner (04/09/2012) [-]
hmmm, are you an atheist?
hmmm, are you an atheist?
User avatar #88 to #87 - darthmidget (04/09/2012) [-]
lol possibly.
#89 to #88 - Turtleboner (04/09/2012) [-]
I never would have guessed
User avatar #90 to #89 - darthmidget (04/09/2012) [-]
lol!
User avatar #81 - princedickfart (04/08/2012) [-]
Why spend so much of your life arguing about something that you believe is a fairy tale? Sounds pretty stupid right? I dont go prancing through a kindergarten just to argue with 6 year old girls about the existence of unicorns. I mean get a hobby.
The fact that atheist even start these debates entails one of two things:
-You have no life.
-You are trying to convince your self that god isn't real.
So which is it?

Leave the religious debate to the religous people, and stay the hell off this site if you arent here for the funny.
User avatar #82 to #81 - darthmidget (04/08/2012) [-]
because its humor for atheist? its not like i have the option to post my content on an atheist specific area. its also equally easy for people to just move to another picture. also i really dont have to convince myself god is real since i dont have any proof that he is. it works the other way around on that issue.
User avatar #83 to #82 - princedickfart (04/08/2012) [-]
Theres a place called reddit. Theres an entire subsite where all the neckbearded no-life atheist congregate and discuss how stupid everyone else is for not sharing their same beliefs. Youll have fun there.
User avatar #84 to #83 - darthmidget (04/08/2012) [-]
well you seem to be butthurt. im sorry if you, like many other butthurt people, cant simply look at a different pricture. since i get plenty of thumbs theres obviously plenty of atheist/people who find it funny here and they seem to be enjoying themselves so ill say. if you're really that upset. go find a religious website. im right at home here :P
#85 to #84 - princedickfart (04/08/2012) [-]
sir, you dont get any thumbs. just because you reposted ne picture that happened to reach FP doesnt make you funny.
User avatar #86 to #85 - darthmidget (04/08/2012) [-]
the majority says otherwise.
User avatar #76 - supersparta (03/13/2011) [-]
Good to see you're still kickin around on FJ
User avatar #77 to #76 - darthmidget (03/14/2011) [-]
i pop in once in awhile. also thanks for recommending the amazeing atheist. hes pretty good but i like thethinkingatheist better. much more professional and less ranty.
User avatar #74 - supersparta (02/28/2010) [-]
Darth, I'm not sure if anyone's recommended this person to you, but have you ever seen TheAmazingAtheist's videos on YouTube? I think that you'd like him, as do I.
User avatar #75 to #74 - darthmidget (02/28/2010) [-]
thanks ill check him out
User avatar #71 - Iwannasammich (01/26/2010) [-]
It's a website. Between batch jobs I get on and see what the world is coming up with; sometimes it's the only real thinking I get for a couple of hours at a time. I'd rather see a whole page of stuff that I can comment on than some of the lame-o garbage the middle-schoolers put up - the more cantankerous the post the better the comments will be and that's the best part of the deal. So serve 'em up & let's play.

And I was just guessing at the girlfriend bit. Who knew?
User avatar #72 to #71 - darthmidget (01/26/2010) [-]
lol!
User avatar #70 - iamastrawberrypie (07/23/2009) [-]
love all the new stuff darth, i lol'd my ass off over the baby jesus buttplug!!! fucking amazing. at least hes good for something. also, Timothy, lol bible verses are epic for the ownage of christians. keep it up man
User avatar #64 - Monopolus (07/14/2009) [-]
Wow, I've been randomly reading your comments and....sheesh I never knew there were THAT many idiots on the internet who won't stop arguing religion at any cost. Give it a rest, people!
User avatar #63 - Monopolus (07/12/2009) [-]
To be honest I think I might be atheist. My parents raised me to be a Christian but I'm not rly getting the whole God thing. I rly get annoyed at all the other Christians that preach how being an atheist is wrong. Freedom of speech.
User avatar #59 - iamastrawberrypie (07/10/2009) [-]
Hey Darth, 150 post mark today!!! woo!!! i found tonnes of new stuff as well. its gonna help me break the 200 post mark easy!! woo!!! check out all my new stuff dude.
User avatar #58 - REPOMAN (07/05/2009) [-]
Atheists ftw. :)
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#67 to #53 - anonymous (07/20/2009) [-]
considering the fact that the other anonymous (me not him) posts comments only relative to two users, the existence of his posts, perhaps even his existence on this website in general, are mere subsets to the existence of the two mentioned profiles, and could not exist without them. If you think about it, he should really be thanking iamastrawberrypie and darthmidget for providing the space to place the comments that mock them. Basically, WHAT A HYPOCRITE!
User avatar #62 to #53 - darthmidget (07/12/2009) [-]
indeed
User avatar #61 to #53 - iamastrawberrypie (07/11/2009) [-]
i believe that was another epic stomp darth. :D
User avatar #57 to #53 - iamastrawberrypie (07/03/2009) [-]
as i believe another user posted we are what is commonly known as friends. also learn to spell. its "their" not "there" artard. and WTF is up with the name thing, how retarded are you?? do you think it bothers us?? if you do then you really are retarded lol
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User avatar #55 to #53 - darthmidget (07/02/2009) [-]
it doesnt take originality to be correct. disprove that ur religion hasnt killed more than it has helped and ill quit. and im afraid that the missionaries wont save you either. useing food and houseing to help your faith is even more sickening. after all. before their houses are built. you need to build that curch right.
User avatar #54 to #53 - iamastrawberrypie (07/01/2009) [-]
fag anon why cany YOU post anything original. all your posts on our comments are the same and lame as fuck.!!!
User avatar #51 - Epik Phail (06/21/2009) [-]
Yo Darth. Awesome new stuff. Keep it up!
User avatar #49 - Spaceweed (06/04/2009) [-]
4chan people strike again...... (yay)
User avatar #47 - donkeyhole (05/30/2009) [-]
hey thats my face pick
#40 - anonymous (05/20/2009) [-]
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you.why do u hate christians soo much?
#52 to #40 - HereticalNemesis (06/21/2009) [-]
Actually, the religion is about hatred of others. It teaches that you can solve all your problams(spelling sucks...I think) by mass murder, blame of others, and that the best way to convert ist murder and torture. Isnt your "GOD" swell?
User avatar #50 to #40 - Epik Phail (06/13/2009) [-]
Dosent your so called god teach tolerance and eternal love or some bullshit like that? Your a true follower arent you, spitting in ITS face like that... :P
#44 to #40 - anonymous (05/21/2009) [-]
maybe coz u fuckin swear so much? yeah, thats god-like.
User avatar #41 to #40 - iamastrawberrypie (05/20/2009) [-]
cos christians are fun to hate :D
#38 - rocker hobo (05/19/2009) [-]
stupid religious fags... IF THERE WAS A GOD THERE WOULDN'T OF BEEN A HOLOCAUST YOU DUMBASS! you fail
User avatar #46 to #38 - Valethar (05/26/2009) [-]
Nobody blamed the jews, he was saying that God would have stopped it if he weren't existentially challenged.
#45 to #38 - anonymous (05/25/2009) [-]
Genocides aren't a new thing to humans. If I remember correctly, the Bible claims that God ordered some of them himself.
#42 to #38 - anonymous (05/21/2009) [-]
The holocaust wasn't the jew's fault. It was hatred. Same as the Armenians. What did they do wrong? Or Bosnia....
#37 - anonymous (05/18/2009) [-]
you fail at life
#36 - anonymous (05/17/2009) [-]
your anti religion pics arent funny. but go ahead and ill see you rotting in hell with iamastrawberrypie and ill be in heaven laughing. loser = you
#48 to #36 - anonymous (06/03/2009) [-]
i agree
#43 to #36 - anonymous (05/21/2009) [-]
hmm since hell is a christian thing then how can he rot in something he doesnt believe in?
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