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| #50 - Of all the characters to do, you pick one of the *********… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/20/2015 on O Captain, My Captain | +1 |
| To be fair Reaver is awesome, but the Reaver he used is from the shitty Fable. | ||
| #68 - That was just.. too much. ******* hell, man. | 12/19/2015 on The Simpsons are getting... | +12 |
| #182 - It's not sexism, it's just gossipy journalism doing its usual thing.. | 12/18/2015 on Is this actual sexism? | 0 |
| #33 - Picture | 12/18/2015 on SMW Glitch | 0 |
| #8 - That was incredibly forced. [+] (2 new replies) | 12/17/2015 on 5% Effort | +43 |
| #15 - Early access? What? The game was fully released in November. [+] (1 new reply) | 12/17/2015 on Spray and pray then tea bag | +1 |
| #13 - More maps and game modes? There's plenty they can do with it. [+] (3 new replies) | 12/17/2015 on Spray and pray then tea bag | +1 |
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| #181 - Pretty much. | 12/17/2015 on The Anime Industry | +1 |
| #10 - It's ok, I guess. | 12/17/2015 on hell yeah | +3 |
| #17 - SCP's some good **** . | 12/17/2015 on a wonderful life | +6 |
| #89 - That ******* last one.. [+] (2 new replies) | 12/17/2015 on The Anime Industry | 0 |
| It was almost perfect, like civil war with liberty prime, until they brought up the magical girls | ||
| #18 - Hasn't it been obvious from the get go that they don't care ab… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/16/2015 on Hmm | +7 |
| #155 - Probably zero. [+] (1 new reply) | 12/16/2015 on now go bomb somethin | +1 |
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| #30 - Cool, thanks for the clarification. | 12/16/2015 on plz | +1 |
| #71 - Is it too hard to believe that it's just some specialized devi… | 12/16/2015 on SPOT ON! | +2 |
| #35 - The only example I can think of is a restaurant waiter. Genera… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/16/2015 on Oh, nice. | 0 |
| #16 - I can't tell if Jon knows who this Frank and this is staged or… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/16/2015 on plz | +17 |
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loganofbuals (12/16/2015) [-] It's staged. At the end of the Prank video that Frank did, they had a slo-mo of Jon slapping Pink Guys ass. They just set it up so it looked like there was just a random cameo stopped on the street. It's a bit like how H3H3 gave a dollar to Frank in his Helping the homeless video, assuming he was homeless and that they didn't know each other. Oh but they do. The memelords have united. | ||
| #32 - It's just most jobs around here that take tips usually take th… [+] (8 new replies) | 12/16/2015 on Oh, nice. | 0 |
| That's so rigged, don't you have like a universal minimum or what? Like here our minimum is like £6.71 which sucks, but that's what we get, and if I was working for a place and they had me pay my own fuel instead using like a fuel card or something I'd tell them to get fucked lmao. Texas is everything great about america >No Shitty Mexicans >Guns for everyone >Minimum wage is low but cost of living makes up for it >right to work state >forces corporations to pay for medical bills >Can shoot people for breaking into your house >steak >what a burger Texas is actually trying to become it's own country or they are preparing to break away So say that the US gets into a stupid ass war and starts drafting they can break away from it just by voting Texas has the Legal right to break away from the US for any reason at any time witch is why a lot of them are confederate and call them selves the Lone Star state | ||
| #30 - It's not mandatory, it's just you're a douche if you don't. [+] (11 new replies) | 12/16/2015 on Oh, nice. | 0 |
| That's so rigged, don't you have like a universal minimum or what? Like here our minimum is like £6.71 which sucks, but that's what we get, and if I was working for a place and they had me pay my own fuel instead using like a fuel card or something I'd tell them to get fucked lmao. Texas is everything great about america >No Shitty Mexicans >Guns for everyone >Minimum wage is low but cost of living makes up for it >right to work state >forces corporations to pay for medical bills >Can shoot people for breaking into your house >steak >what a burger Texas is actually trying to become it's own country or they are preparing to break away So say that the US gets into a stupid ass war and starts drafting they can break away from it just by voting Texas has the Legal right to break away from the US for any reason at any time witch is why a lot of them are confederate and call them selves the Lone Star state | ||
| #27 - I don't know about Grant and Tore, but Adam worked for Industr… | 12/16/2015 on these are not the myths you... | +1 |
| #95 - But.. that's a Zerg.. | 12/16/2015 on Preach | +2 |
| #68 - Sure, I guess. But no one is talking about science fact here... | 12/16/2015 on Preach | 0 |
| #12 - What is this, 2011? | 12/16/2015 on UFC | 0 |
| #33 - Pretty much my exact experience. As I first started playin… | 12/16/2015 on Dunked on (softly) | +23 |
| #4 - It's an insecurity/spoiled child thing. They get whatever … [+] (1 new reply) | 12/16/2015 on dusty cream egg cunt | +15 |
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voteshantae (08/08/2015) [-] Everytime I try to make gifs they come out all shakey. It's cause I edited frames individually and put them together using online software. I'm not great at it yet, so this would help me out a lot
Can you add Shantae to the backseat of this vehicle? I'll reply with the specific shantae image.
Can you add Shantae to the backseat of this vehicle? I'll reply with the specific shantae image.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
Well obviously Asami was just the psychologically stronger person. She didn't want help with her emotions because she didn't need help with them.
Korra was raised with the idea that she was supposed to be the guardian/savior/balancer/whatever of the world. Someone important and powerful, a role model for everyone to look up to. That she was invincible.
Then she gets totally ****** and realizes she's ******* nothing and her job can easily be done by others.
That kind of **** will easily put a huge ******* hole in your mental and emotional well-being. She had a god damn existential crisis along with ******* PTSD.
I kind of agree that Asami didn't get enough focus, but people rag on Korra for too much and just wave away all her very real (in the fictional universe) issues because she's supposed to be the avatar. That in itself was one of the problems she had to constantly deal with.
I'd also just like to add that Korra wasn't crippled because of a broken back, it was mercury poisoning which can actually cause paralysis.
Korra was raised with the idea that she was supposed to be the guardian/savior/balancer/whatever of the world. Someone important and powerful, a role model for everyone to look up to. That she was invincible.
Then she gets totally ****** and realizes she's ******* nothing and her job can easily be done by others.
That kind of **** will easily put a huge ******* hole in your mental and emotional well-being. She had a god damn existential crisis along with ******* PTSD.
I kind of agree that Asami didn't get enough focus, but people rag on Korra for too much and just wave away all her very real (in the fictional universe) issues because she's supposed to be the avatar. That in itself was one of the problems she had to constantly deal with.
I'd also just like to add that Korra wasn't crippled because of a broken back, it was mercury poisoning which can actually cause paralysis.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
The holy priestliness, heaven/hell-like realms, and dimensional beings kind of **** is a bit out of place. It conflicts with the already established lore of spirits and all that. It's simple and doesn't have that much depth, sure, but it is what it is and it worked.
Also the "one wish" thing just kind of makes it sound like a Zelda story.. With Unalaq being Ganondorf..
I mean, I don't know if you're looking for criticism from me here but.. yeah, that's my opinion on that.
Like I said, I'm not that big a fan of fanfiction.
Also the "one wish" thing just kind of makes it sound like a Zelda story.. With Unalaq being Ganondorf..
I mean, I don't know if you're looking for criticism from me here but.. yeah, that's my opinion on that.
Like I said, I'm not that big a fan of fanfiction.
#240 to #239
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-] I'm sorry but I just can't take any of it seriously given the show's original setting and plot.
It all just sounds too grim.
I hate to shut you down like an ass, but I really don't have any interest anymore.
I'm sure there are others that would like or appreciate it, but it just ain't my thing.
Maybe if it were its own completely stand alone story and had nothing to do with the Avatar universe it would have some merit to me but.. yeah.
I'm just not a fanfic guy. Sorry.
It all just sounds too grim.
I hate to shut you down like an ass, but I really don't have any interest anymore.
I'm sure there are others that would like or appreciate it, but it just ain't my thing.
Maybe if it were its own completely stand alone story and had nothing to do with the Avatar universe it would have some merit to me but.. yeah.
I'm just not a fanfic guy. Sorry.
But.. they did that in the show.. fairly well, I thought..
Maybe not "the entire universe" part, but at least the world. Their world and the spirit world Which really is as big the stakes need to get. Turning it into "the universe" doesn't really up the seriousness of it that much at all if the only part of that universe you know is your world. . In book 2 at least..
Book 4 was just Earth Hitler... it was cool, but not demi-god potentially destroying humanity seriousness like with Unalaq.
But anyway.. it's been a nice chat, but it's 2AM here and I'm tired as **** after watching Antman earlier. Great movie, you'll love it if you've liked any of the other previous Marvel movies.
I'm going to sleep for now.
Maybe not "the entire universe" part, but at least the world. Their world and the spirit world Which really is as big the stakes need to get. Turning it into "the universe" doesn't really up the seriousness of it that much at all if the only part of that universe you know is your world. . In book 2 at least..
Book 4 was just Earth Hitler... it was cool, but not demi-god potentially destroying humanity seriousness like with Unalaq.
But anyway.. it's been a nice chat, but it's 2AM here and I'm tired as **** after watching Antman earlier. Great movie, you'll love it if you've liked any of the other previous Marvel movies.
I'm going to sleep for now.
how do i cut a piece of a picture out to use it again later?
i want instructions cuz 'm gonna need it
i want instructions cuz 'm gonna need it
Use the lasso tool and draw around the thing you want.
You'd probably prefer the polygonal lasso tool, which uses straight lines.
Just go around the whole thing with it, then switch to the cursor tool that can click and move things, then Ctrl+c, then Ctrl+v on a new page that should be the appropriate size.
Make sure the background is empty, which is usually checkered to show that it is. Then save it as a .png and you can open it to drop on whatever you want.
You'd probably prefer the polygonal lasso tool, which uses straight lines.
Just go around the whole thing with it, then switch to the cursor tool that can click and move things, then Ctrl+c, then Ctrl+v on a new page that should be the appropriate size.
Make sure the background is empty, which is usually checkered to show that it is. Then save it as a .png and you can open it to drop on whatever you want.
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megpoidgumibear (06/21/2015) [-]
That's great.
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
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darthblam (06/20/2015) [-] Like, this took me close to an hour because I had to take Chris Pratt out of his original gif frame by frame by hand.
While I made it easier on myself by pretty much halving the frame rate, it still takes a while and a fair amount of patience.
This was also the first time I've done something like this.
While I made it easier on myself by pretty much halving the frame rate, it still takes a while and a fair amount of patience.
This was also the first time I've done something like this.
and making the long way shorter by making the end product badder...
Also, are you using CC?
Also, are you using CC?
about 10 minutes, I guess. I started as soon as you replied with the cat.
It's easy, really.
Shopping pictures, especially those with minor details, is easy peezy.
The stuff that gets a little difficult and time consuming is editing gifs and high resolution stuff..
It's easy, really.
Shopping pictures, especially those with minor details, is easy peezy.
The stuff that gets a little difficult and time consuming is editing gifs and high resolution stuff..
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megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
best i can do is take parts of a picture and rainbow-ify them.
sent to you by giffy.
Do you think you can cut out everything past the "wtf" part?
whoisrjclarke.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/fairy_jizz.gif
i just want to see the liquid swirling.
Do you think you can cut out everything past the "wtf" part?
whoisrjclarke.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/fairy_jizz.gif
i just want to see the liquid swirling.
#182
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mrpotatofudge ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
giffy told me to ask you if you could turn the upvote imgur crap in this gif with the thumb
yes thats me
and no i dont do that anymore
im done with that
and no i dont do that anymore
im done with that
just wanted to see if the users i met three years ago are still around
im surprised
thought you left
im surprised
thought you left
im really i took so long to reply
who are the old ones
who are the old ones
oh man
wish i could talk to you more
but im extremely tred
wish i could talk to you more
but im extremely tred
