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| #98 - Yes. I've read most of the books. Love it all.. Not too crazy … [+] (5 new replies) | 12/25/2015 on An unpopular opinion. | 0 |
| Halo 5 had a fairly weak campaign, but the multiplayer's amongst the best in the franchise, so it's pretty middle for me. Reach or 3 would have to be my favorite. It definitely feels a bit more competitive, but I myself am a somewhat competitive person in fact, I bet I'm more competitive than you , so I enjoy it. I don't know, maybe I just suck now. Not having any friends to play with might add to it. Used to do custom games all the time with a lot of friends when Halo 3 was the big thing. I miss that game, it was always a fun time... I could probably enjoy Warzone if it were for the somewhat pay-to-win aspect that's in it. I know it's not that much of a game changer, but it's kind of annoying as fuck that my team gets fucked over because no one has any vehicles as the other team rolls out in scorpions. Also I miss unlocking armor through achievements like in Halo 3.. I miss a lot of things from Halo 3... Shit's just too grindy now. I also miss unlocking armors through levels or actions; it's amongst my biggest gripe for the game. But really, the micro transactions in Warzone aren't much of a game-changer, you'll typically get enough cards anyway. Halo 3 still has a large player base in the MCC, so if you have that, you can have a lot of fun with it. Really, the problem with Warzone is the number of req points that one team will get if they kill the bosses and hold points; then they all spawn tanks at once and you can never really recover. You're basically always either steamrolling or getting steamrolled. | ||
| #96 - I too like to talk about Halo. [+] (7 new replies) | 12/25/2015 on An unpopular opinion. | +1 |
| Are you a big fan of the games, extended lore, or both? For me it's both. Halo 5 had a fairly weak campaign, but the multiplayer's amongst the best in the franchise, so it's pretty middle for me. Reach or 3 would have to be my favorite. It definitely feels a bit more competitive, but I myself am a somewhat competitive person in fact, I bet I'm more competitive than you , so I enjoy it. I don't know, maybe I just suck now. Not having any friends to play with might add to it. Used to do custom games all the time with a lot of friends when Halo 3 was the big thing. I miss that game, it was always a fun time... I could probably enjoy Warzone if it were for the somewhat pay-to-win aspect that's in it. I know it's not that much of a game changer, but it's kind of annoying as fuck that my team gets fucked over because no one has any vehicles as the other team rolls out in scorpions. Also I miss unlocking armor through achievements like in Halo 3.. I miss a lot of things from Halo 3... Shit's just too grindy now. I also miss unlocking armors through levels or actions; it's amongst my biggest gripe for the game. But really, the micro transactions in Warzone aren't much of a game-changer, you'll typically get enough cards anyway. Halo 3 still has a large player base in the MCC, so if you have that, you can have a lot of fun with it. Really, the problem with Warzone is the number of req points that one team will get if they kill the bosses and hold points; then they all spawn tanks at once and you can never really recover. You're basically always either steamrolling or getting steamrolled. | ||
| #86 - I know. Bone injections and muscle reinforcements, etc, etc. … [+] (9 new replies) | 12/25/2015 on An unpopular opinion. | +1 |
| Yeah, "super steroids" is both more applicable and funnier. The II's had mostly biomechanical augmentations (i.e. Carbide ossification of the bones, which you mentioned), while the III's had similarly extensive genetic/chemical augmentations, and IV's had much less extreme augmentations. You probably already knew that; I just like talking about Halo. Are you a big fan of the games, extended lore, or both? For me it's both. Halo 5 had a fairly weak campaign, but the multiplayer's amongst the best in the franchise, so it's pretty middle for me. Reach or 3 would have to be my favorite. It definitely feels a bit more competitive, but I myself am a somewhat competitive person in fact, I bet I'm more competitive than you , so I enjoy it. I don't know, maybe I just suck now. Not having any friends to play with might add to it. Used to do custom games all the time with a lot of friends when Halo 3 was the big thing. I miss that game, it was always a fun time... I could probably enjoy Warzone if it were for the somewhat pay-to-win aspect that's in it. I know it's not that much of a game changer, but it's kind of annoying as fuck that my team gets fucked over because no one has any vehicles as the other team rolls out in scorpions. Also I miss unlocking armor through achievements like in Halo 3.. I miss a lot of things from Halo 3... Shit's just too grindy now. I also miss unlocking armors through levels or actions; it's amongst my biggest gripe for the game. But really, the micro transactions in Warzone aren't much of a game-changer, you'll typically get enough cards anyway. Halo 3 still has a large player base in the MCC, so if you have that, you can have a lot of fun with it. Really, the problem with Warzone is the number of req points that one team will get if they kill the bosses and hold points; then they all spawn tanks at once and you can never really recover. You're basically always either steamrolling or getting steamrolled. | ||
| #55 - Let's pump them full of steroids and develop power armor for them too. [+] (12 new replies) | 12/25/2015 on An unpopular opinion. | +5 |
| Well, it's more an extensive series of biomechanical or genetic augmentations depending upon model of Spartan, but I like the way you think. Yeah, "super steroids" is both more applicable and funnier. The II's had mostly biomechanical augmentations (i.e. Carbide ossification of the bones, which you mentioned), while the III's had similarly extensive genetic/chemical augmentations, and IV's had much less extreme augmentations. You probably already knew that; I just like talking about Halo. Are you a big fan of the games, extended lore, or both? For me it's both. Halo 5 had a fairly weak campaign, but the multiplayer's amongst the best in the franchise, so it's pretty middle for me. Reach or 3 would have to be my favorite. It definitely feels a bit more competitive, but I myself am a somewhat competitive person in fact, I bet I'm more competitive than you , so I enjoy it. I don't know, maybe I just suck now. Not having any friends to play with might add to it. Used to do custom games all the time with a lot of friends when Halo 3 was the big thing. I miss that game, it was always a fun time... I could probably enjoy Warzone if it were for the somewhat pay-to-win aspect that's in it. I know it's not that much of a game changer, but it's kind of annoying as fuck that my team gets fucked over because no one has any vehicles as the other team rolls out in scorpions. Also I miss unlocking armor through achievements like in Halo 3.. I miss a lot of things from Halo 3... Shit's just too grindy now. I also miss unlocking armors through levels or actions; it's amongst my biggest gripe for the game. But really, the micro transactions in Warzone aren't much of a game-changer, you'll typically get enough cards anyway. Halo 3 still has a large player base in the MCC, so if you have that, you can have a lot of fun with it. Really, the problem with Warzone is the number of req points that one team will get if they kill the bosses and hold points; then they all spawn tanks at once and you can never really recover. You're basically always either steamrolling or getting steamrolled. | ||
| #77 - It's mostly used by the ignorant and edgy. | 12/25/2015 on what a polite man | 0 |
| #47 - That's kind of the point. The character is intentionally a… | 12/24/2015 on The Suit | +7 |
| #20 - I haven't played Xcom 2, so I wouldn't know. [+] (7 new replies) | 12/24/2015 on found this | 0 |
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donfailed (12/24/2015) [-] Hasn't come out yet. So far we know it's set in an alternate route where XCOM dun fucked up, lost all its funding, and the aliens took over under the guise of advancing/helping humanity. XCOM knows that's bullshit, go rogue, and become a small organization with even further limited resources whose operations are deemed terrorist attacks. #89 -
destreader (12/24/2015) [-] **destreader used "*roll picture*"** **destreader rolled image** If you wont come to the info, than the info will come to you. xcom.com/news/en-dark-events-advent-counter-operations-in-xcom-2 | ||
| #18 - I know Phasma is a big bitch, but I'm pretty damn sure Samus i… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/24/2015 on found this | 0 |
| #17 - Well the Stormtroopers in Force Awakens definitely aren't. … [+] (10 new replies) | 12/24/2015 on found this | +33 |
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donfailed (12/24/2015) [-] Hasn't come out yet. So far we know it's set in an alternate route where XCOM dun fucked up, lost all its funding, and the aliens took over under the guise of advancing/helping humanity. XCOM knows that's bullshit, go rogue, and become a small organization with even further limited resources whose operations are deemed terrorist attacks. #89 -
destreader (12/24/2015) [-] **destreader used "*roll picture*"** **destreader rolled image** If you wont come to the info, than the info will come to you. xcom.com/news/en-dark-events-advent-counter-operations-in-xcom-2 | ||
| #14 - Picture | 12/23/2015 on me on funnyjunk | +1 |
| #33 - Hilarious. | 12/23/2015 on My experience with FO4 | +6 |
| #46 - Comment deleted | 12/22/2015 on Dear God Yes... | 0 |
| #45 - Comment deleted [+] (1 new reply) | 12/22/2015 on Dear God Yes... | +1 |
| #32 - Comment deleted [+] (3 new replies) | 12/22/2015 on Dear God Yes... | -1 |
| #15 - Because the leader was announcing he was about to let the wate… | 12/22/2015 on When admin offers to... | +1 |
| #21 - Picture | 12/22/2015 on bunch of weird shit | +3 |
| #13 - It's from Mad Max: Fury Road. The big leader of the l… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/22/2015 on When admin offers to... | +2 |
| but why did they have them on them in the first place? who carries around a pot all day? | ||
| #55 - Did someone.. reanimate this? Why not just turn the actual sce… | 12/22/2015 on That's what mates are for... | +3 |
| #40 - He was giving them the stink eye. | 12/22/2015 on aLABAMA MAN | +2 |
| #2 - Picture | 12/22/2015 on Freedoms just got no scoped | +1 |
| #26 - Picture | 12/22/2015 on not sure if porn or about a... | +2 |
| #60 - I think we'll see a lot of what we're wanting in the nex… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/22/2015 on Christmas awakens | +1 |
| >Luke's daughter I really hope that's not the case but then again... How else would she be that strong. Because people can be strong in the force without actually being born from stong force users... And regards of her being Luke's daughter. I just don't see it happening. It is too obvious. If you consider their marketing about Finn so people could be surprised about Rey actually being the Jedi, This just seems to obvious to be case. And Luke would have no reason to dump is daughter at a hostile harsh planet. Even like when he was dumped on a harsh planet, it was with family. I just don't see it. Maybe other important people, just not Luke. | ||
| #26 - Comedians losing their **** in the middle of skits and … | 12/21/2015 on Dank WebM compilation | 0 |
| #136 - Looks like China, Illinois. | 12/21/2015 on when i see furry porn | 0 |
| #176 - Skeletor, the Aussie. I actually made this picture f… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on Act of kindness in +40C... | +1 |
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voteshantae (08/08/2015) [-] Everytime I try to make gifs they come out all shakey. It's cause I edited frames individually and put them together using online software. I'm not great at it yet, so this would help me out a lot
Can you add Shantae to the backseat of this vehicle? I'll reply with the specific shantae image.
Can you add Shantae to the backseat of this vehicle? I'll reply with the specific shantae image.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
Well obviously Asami was just the psychologically stronger person. She didn't want help with her emotions because she didn't need help with them.
Korra was raised with the idea that she was supposed to be the guardian/savior/balancer/whatever of the world. Someone important and powerful, a role model for everyone to look up to. That she was invincible.
Then she gets totally ****** and realizes she's ******* nothing and her job can easily be done by others.
That kind of **** will easily put a huge ******* hole in your mental and emotional well-being. She had a god damn existential crisis along with ******* PTSD.
I kind of agree that Asami didn't get enough focus, but people rag on Korra for too much and just wave away all her very real (in the fictional universe) issues because she's supposed to be the avatar. That in itself was one of the problems she had to constantly deal with.
I'd also just like to add that Korra wasn't crippled because of a broken back, it was mercury poisoning which can actually cause paralysis.
Korra was raised with the idea that she was supposed to be the guardian/savior/balancer/whatever of the world. Someone important and powerful, a role model for everyone to look up to. That she was invincible.
Then she gets totally ****** and realizes she's ******* nothing and her job can easily be done by others.
That kind of **** will easily put a huge ******* hole in your mental and emotional well-being. She had a god damn existential crisis along with ******* PTSD.
I kind of agree that Asami didn't get enough focus, but people rag on Korra for too much and just wave away all her very real (in the fictional universe) issues because she's supposed to be the avatar. That in itself was one of the problems she had to constantly deal with.
I'd also just like to add that Korra wasn't crippled because of a broken back, it was mercury poisoning which can actually cause paralysis.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
The holy priestliness, heaven/hell-like realms, and dimensional beings kind of **** is a bit out of place. It conflicts with the already established lore of spirits and all that. It's simple and doesn't have that much depth, sure, but it is what it is and it worked.
Also the "one wish" thing just kind of makes it sound like a Zelda story.. With Unalaq being Ganondorf..
I mean, I don't know if you're looking for criticism from me here but.. yeah, that's my opinion on that.
Like I said, I'm not that big a fan of fanfiction.
Also the "one wish" thing just kind of makes it sound like a Zelda story.. With Unalaq being Ganondorf..
I mean, I don't know if you're looking for criticism from me here but.. yeah, that's my opinion on that.
Like I said, I'm not that big a fan of fanfiction.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-] I'm sorry but I just can't take any of it seriously given the show's original setting and plot.
It all just sounds too grim.
I hate to shut you down like an ass, but I really don't have any interest anymore.
I'm sure there are others that would like or appreciate it, but it just ain't my thing.
Maybe if it were its own completely stand alone story and had nothing to do with the Avatar universe it would have some merit to me but.. yeah.
I'm just not a fanfic guy. Sorry.
It all just sounds too grim.
I hate to shut you down like an ass, but I really don't have any interest anymore.
I'm sure there are others that would like or appreciate it, but it just ain't my thing.
Maybe if it were its own completely stand alone story and had nothing to do with the Avatar universe it would have some merit to me but.. yeah.
I'm just not a fanfic guy. Sorry.
But.. they did that in the show.. fairly well, I thought..
Maybe not "the entire universe" part, but at least the world. Their world and the spirit world Which really is as big the stakes need to get. Turning it into "the universe" doesn't really up the seriousness of it that much at all if the only part of that universe you know is your world. . In book 2 at least..
Book 4 was just Earth Hitler... it was cool, but not demi-god potentially destroying humanity seriousness like with Unalaq.
But anyway.. it's been a nice chat, but it's 2AM here and I'm tired as **** after watching Antman earlier. Great movie, you'll love it if you've liked any of the other previous Marvel movies.
I'm going to sleep for now.
Maybe not "the entire universe" part, but at least the world. Their world and the spirit world Which really is as big the stakes need to get. Turning it into "the universe" doesn't really up the seriousness of it that much at all if the only part of that universe you know is your world. . In book 2 at least..
Book 4 was just Earth Hitler... it was cool, but not demi-god potentially destroying humanity seriousness like with Unalaq.
But anyway.. it's been a nice chat, but it's 2AM here and I'm tired as **** after watching Antman earlier. Great movie, you'll love it if you've liked any of the other previous Marvel movies.
I'm going to sleep for now.
how do i cut a piece of a picture out to use it again later?
i want instructions cuz 'm gonna need it
i want instructions cuz 'm gonna need it
Use the lasso tool and draw around the thing you want.
You'd probably prefer the polygonal lasso tool, which uses straight lines.
Just go around the whole thing with it, then switch to the cursor tool that can click and move things, then Ctrl+c, then Ctrl+v on a new page that should be the appropriate size.
Make sure the background is empty, which is usually checkered to show that it is. Then save it as a .png and you can open it to drop on whatever you want.
You'd probably prefer the polygonal lasso tool, which uses straight lines.
Just go around the whole thing with it, then switch to the cursor tool that can click and move things, then Ctrl+c, then Ctrl+v on a new page that should be the appropriate size.
Make sure the background is empty, which is usually checkered to show that it is. Then save it as a .png and you can open it to drop on whatever you want.
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megpoidgumibear (06/21/2015) [-]
That's great.
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
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darthblam (06/20/2015) [-] Like, this took me close to an hour because I had to take Chris Pratt out of his original gif frame by frame by hand.
While I made it easier on myself by pretty much halving the frame rate, it still takes a while and a fair amount of patience.
This was also the first time I've done something like this.
While I made it easier on myself by pretty much halving the frame rate, it still takes a while and a fair amount of patience.
This was also the first time I've done something like this.
and making the long way shorter by making the end product badder...
Also, are you using CC?
Also, are you using CC?
about 10 minutes, I guess. I started as soon as you replied with the cat.
It's easy, really.
Shopping pictures, especially those with minor details, is easy peezy.
The stuff that gets a little difficult and time consuming is editing gifs and high resolution stuff..
It's easy, really.
Shopping pictures, especially those with minor details, is easy peezy.
The stuff that gets a little difficult and time consuming is editing gifs and high resolution stuff..
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megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
best i can do is take parts of a picture and rainbow-ify them.
sent to you by giffy.
Do you think you can cut out everything past the "wtf" part?
whoisrjclarke.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/fairy_jizz.gif
i just want to see the liquid swirling.
Do you think you can cut out everything past the "wtf" part?
whoisrjclarke.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/fairy_jizz.gif
i just want to see the liquid swirling.
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mrpotatofudge ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
giffy told me to ask you if you could turn the upvote imgur crap in this gif with the thumb
yes thats me
and no i dont do that anymore
im done with that
and no i dont do that anymore
im done with that
just wanted to see if the users i met three years ago are still around
im surprised
thought you left
im surprised
thought you left
im really i took so long to reply
who are the old ones
who are the old ones
oh man
wish i could talk to you more
but im extremely tred
wish i could talk to you more
but im extremely tred
