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| #48 - This is cool, what program do you use? [+] (2 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Painting I just finished (2) | 0 |
| Huh. Thanks. I need to get Photoshop again.. I formatted my pc a while back and forgot to stick it in a different drive. I mostly just used to to edit gifs. I also need one of them drawing tablets at some point. Like, I really want to get into making landscapes but I can't draw for shit with a mouse. I can do it pretty well with a pencil/pen though. | ||
| #18 - I feel like the bikini would smell like Jabba sweat.. not very… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on We all know this happened | +19 |
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| #22 - I feel like there aren't even that many people that come on th… | 01/05/2016 on Come on Funnyjunk,make it... | +2 |
| #16 - Friendzoned? He wasn't even a friend. | 01/05/2016 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #62 - Yeah, but what does that have to do with her disliking that Di… | 01/05/2016 on Based carrie | +7 |
| #59 - Why? These two are completely unrelated things. [+] (8 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Based carrie | +22 |
| the slave bikini happened 30 years ago. doesn't matter how she looks now. disney banned it because it wasn't feminist friendly #94 -
anon (01/05/2016) [-] They didn't even "ban" it anyway, they discontinued it. But for some reason everyone calls it banned, which makes no sense. no it was actually banned. because they didn't like the message it sent to young girls. they do not want anything to do with slave leia. theres actual some talk about editing the original movies to cut out the bikini scene outright What, they're just gonna cut out most of the first act because it has slave Leia in it? That's fuckin retarded. i doubt it will actually happen but if they can do it they will | ||
| #22 - Neat. But.. is it supposed to be a robot or a man? Bec… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Painting I just finished (2) | 0 |
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| #15 - Honestly, I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner. | 01/05/2016 on Calm in the neighborhood... | 0 |
| #136 - sleep tight porker. This insomnia is driving me… | 01/05/2016 on Good Lawd | +2 |
| #102 - Comment deleted | 01/05/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 4 | 0 |
| #220 - I was meaning currently, but alright.. | 01/05/2016 on Atheism | -2 |
| #83 - Everyone's naming their favorite star fighter, but no one's me… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Jakkurac | +1 |
| #102 - Again, they aren't invincible. And they aren't beyond fear… | 01/05/2016 on Darth Mutherfucker | 0 |
| #212 - It's not even disagreeing, they're just correcting. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Atheism | 0 |
| YOU"VE JUST BEEN TROLLED HAHA GIT REKT srguyrfcggrffgvsgusgrfef'obwagbdrvihpngr | ||
| #211 - Sure, I guess, but at least atheists aren't murdering people f… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Atheism | -3 |
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| #100 - Jedi aren't invincible. The incredibly skilled can overcome ev… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Darth Mutherfucker | 0 |
| >Jedi >Scared shitless I'm not denying Grievous shouldn't be a well-trained duelist, but he shouldn't be so OP that he can take on 5 Jedi Masters (and at least 2 of them were council members) with practically no effort, and fear isn't something a Jedi tends to have, not to mention being scared shitless. | ||
| #99 - You couldn't really hear it, but when he first talks it's at t… | 01/05/2016 on Darth Mutherfucker | 0 |
| #98 - Yes. His name is Sha'a Gi. I'm not kidding. | 01/05/2016 on Darth Mutherfucker | 0 |
| #5 - For some reason the first thing I thought of was of the guy co… | 01/04/2016 on do people not look up? | +4 |
| #29 - I wonder how many glasses he's busted getting good at this. | 01/04/2016 on Awesome Bartender Skills | +9 |
| #18 - This is also a good one. | 01/04/2016 on History Of Russia | +1 |
| #38 - ************ was like genuinely scary in the an… [+] (12 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Darth Mutherfucker | +36 |
| You couldn't really hear it, but when he first talks it's at the end of the first season. In the second season they change his voice and it's significantly better. youtu.be/xTnpqjJae-g?t=599 God. The episode where it shows the Gunship flying in and the clones just readying up was the best in the series if you ask me. A good second is the jousting one between Obi-Wan and that bounty Hunter. And it was stupid too, a cyborg manhandling 4 Jedi Masters like that? Give me a fucking break. Jedi aren't invincible. The incredibly skilled can overcome even Jedi. Not to mention Grievous's fear tactics and generally intimidating features throw them off balance. It's hard to fight well and stay focused on the Force when you're scared shitless. Also, yeah, he's really well trained. >Jedi >Scared shitless I'm not denying Grievous shouldn't be a well-trained duelist, but he shouldn't be so OP that he can take on 5 Jedi Masters (and at least 2 of them were council members) with practically no effort, and fear isn't something a Jedi tends to have, not to mention being scared shitless. I mean. He is physically stronger than a normal person. And trained by Dooku... | ||
| #25 - And it's called the Tower of Aegwynn. Hopefully we're going to… | 01/04/2016 on darth mellow | 0 |
| #20 - Well at least the statue is being replaced with a big ass towe… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on darth mellow | 0 |
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| #13 - Everyone judges and makes fun of Ren for breaking **** .… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Not Again | -1 |
| Oh everyone judged vader but never said it out loud cos ya know, he'd kill you. Kylo is just a bitch. On a side note, I now say "pulling a kylo" instead of "having a tantrum" | ||
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voteshantae (08/08/2015) [-] Everytime I try to make gifs they come out all shakey. It's cause I edited frames individually and put them together using online software. I'm not great at it yet, so this would help me out a lot
Can you add Shantae to the backseat of this vehicle? I'll reply with the specific shantae image.
Can you add Shantae to the backseat of this vehicle? I'll reply with the specific shantae image.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
Well obviously Asami was just the psychologically stronger person. She didn't want help with her emotions because she didn't need help with them.
Korra was raised with the idea that she was supposed to be the guardian/savior/balancer/whatever of the world. Someone important and powerful, a role model for everyone to look up to. That she was invincible.
Then she gets totally ****** and realizes she's ******* nothing and her job can easily be done by others.
That kind of **** will easily put a huge ******* hole in your mental and emotional well-being. She had a god damn existential crisis along with ******* PTSD.
I kind of agree that Asami didn't get enough focus, but people rag on Korra for too much and just wave away all her very real (in the fictional universe) issues because she's supposed to be the avatar. That in itself was one of the problems she had to constantly deal with.
I'd also just like to add that Korra wasn't crippled because of a broken back, it was mercury poisoning which can actually cause paralysis.
Korra was raised with the idea that she was supposed to be the guardian/savior/balancer/whatever of the world. Someone important and powerful, a role model for everyone to look up to. That she was invincible.
Then she gets totally ****** and realizes she's ******* nothing and her job can easily be done by others.
That kind of **** will easily put a huge ******* hole in your mental and emotional well-being. She had a god damn existential crisis along with ******* PTSD.
I kind of agree that Asami didn't get enough focus, but people rag on Korra for too much and just wave away all her very real (in the fictional universe) issues because she's supposed to be the avatar. That in itself was one of the problems she had to constantly deal with.
I'd also just like to add that Korra wasn't crippled because of a broken back, it was mercury poisoning which can actually cause paralysis.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
The holy priestliness, heaven/hell-like realms, and dimensional beings kind of **** is a bit out of place. It conflicts with the already established lore of spirits and all that. It's simple and doesn't have that much depth, sure, but it is what it is and it worked.
Also the "one wish" thing just kind of makes it sound like a Zelda story.. With Unalaq being Ganondorf..
I mean, I don't know if you're looking for criticism from me here but.. yeah, that's my opinion on that.
Like I said, I'm not that big a fan of fanfiction.
Also the "one wish" thing just kind of makes it sound like a Zelda story.. With Unalaq being Ganondorf..
I mean, I don't know if you're looking for criticism from me here but.. yeah, that's my opinion on that.
Like I said, I'm not that big a fan of fanfiction.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-] I'm sorry but I just can't take any of it seriously given the show's original setting and plot.
It all just sounds too grim.
I hate to shut you down like an ass, but I really don't have any interest anymore.
I'm sure there are others that would like or appreciate it, but it just ain't my thing.
Maybe if it were its own completely stand alone story and had nothing to do with the Avatar universe it would have some merit to me but.. yeah.
I'm just not a fanfic guy. Sorry.
It all just sounds too grim.
I hate to shut you down like an ass, but I really don't have any interest anymore.
I'm sure there are others that would like or appreciate it, but it just ain't my thing.
Maybe if it were its own completely stand alone story and had nothing to do with the Avatar universe it would have some merit to me but.. yeah.
I'm just not a fanfic guy. Sorry.
But.. they did that in the show.. fairly well, I thought..
Maybe not "the entire universe" part, but at least the world. Their world and the spirit world Which really is as big the stakes need to get. Turning it into "the universe" doesn't really up the seriousness of it that much at all if the only part of that universe you know is your world. . In book 2 at least..
Book 4 was just Earth Hitler... it was cool, but not demi-god potentially destroying humanity seriousness like with Unalaq.
But anyway.. it's been a nice chat, but it's 2AM here and I'm tired as **** after watching Antman earlier. Great movie, you'll love it if you've liked any of the other previous Marvel movies.
I'm going to sleep for now.
Maybe not "the entire universe" part, but at least the world. Their world and the spirit world Which really is as big the stakes need to get. Turning it into "the universe" doesn't really up the seriousness of it that much at all if the only part of that universe you know is your world. . In book 2 at least..
Book 4 was just Earth Hitler... it was cool, but not demi-god potentially destroying humanity seriousness like with Unalaq.
But anyway.. it's been a nice chat, but it's 2AM here and I'm tired as **** after watching Antman earlier. Great movie, you'll love it if you've liked any of the other previous Marvel movies.
I'm going to sleep for now.
how do i cut a piece of a picture out to use it again later?
i want instructions cuz 'm gonna need it
i want instructions cuz 'm gonna need it
Use the lasso tool and draw around the thing you want.
You'd probably prefer the polygonal lasso tool, which uses straight lines.
Just go around the whole thing with it, then switch to the cursor tool that can click and move things, then Ctrl+c, then Ctrl+v on a new page that should be the appropriate size.
Make sure the background is empty, which is usually checkered to show that it is. Then save it as a .png and you can open it to drop on whatever you want.
You'd probably prefer the polygonal lasso tool, which uses straight lines.
Just go around the whole thing with it, then switch to the cursor tool that can click and move things, then Ctrl+c, then Ctrl+v on a new page that should be the appropriate size.
Make sure the background is empty, which is usually checkered to show that it is. Then save it as a .png and you can open it to drop on whatever you want.
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megpoidgumibear (06/21/2015) [-]
That's great.
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
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darthblam (06/20/2015) [-] Like, this took me close to an hour because I had to take Chris Pratt out of his original gif frame by frame by hand.
While I made it easier on myself by pretty much halving the frame rate, it still takes a while and a fair amount of patience.
This was also the first time I've done something like this.
While I made it easier on myself by pretty much halving the frame rate, it still takes a while and a fair amount of patience.
This was also the first time I've done something like this.
and making the long way shorter by making the end product badder...
Also, are you using CC?
Also, are you using CC?
about 10 minutes, I guess. I started as soon as you replied with the cat.
It's easy, really.
Shopping pictures, especially those with minor details, is easy peezy.
The stuff that gets a little difficult and time consuming is editing gifs and high resolution stuff..
It's easy, really.
Shopping pictures, especially those with minor details, is easy peezy.
The stuff that gets a little difficult and time consuming is editing gifs and high resolution stuff..
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megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
best i can do is take parts of a picture and rainbow-ify them.
sent to you by giffy.
Do you think you can cut out everything past the "wtf" part?
whoisrjclarke.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/fairy_jizz.gif
i just want to see the liquid swirling.
Do you think you can cut out everything past the "wtf" part?
whoisrjclarke.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/fairy_jizz.gif
i just want to see the liquid swirling.
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mrpotatofudge ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
giffy told me to ask you if you could turn the upvote imgur crap in this gif with the thumb
yes thats me
and no i dont do that anymore
im done with that
and no i dont do that anymore
im done with that
just wanted to see if the users i met three years ago are still around
im surprised
thought you left
im surprised
thought you left
im really i took so long to reply
who are the old ones
who are the old ones
oh man
wish i could talk to you more
but im extremely tred
wish i could talk to you more
but im extremely tred
